- 41 minutesIs Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos
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Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America.
It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos.
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Timestamps
00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia
00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster
03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins
04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories
08:07 Knife stories from growing up
10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads
14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons
16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness
19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc
20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident
22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories
23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia
24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy
27:25 Trying to help people on the streets
28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling
29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros
32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else
33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories
35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience
36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos
39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts
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15 July 2026, 9:00 am - 59 minutes 32 secondsDamian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet. Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans, staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions, tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline. Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show 01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium 03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets 04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success 08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids 12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets 15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read 16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast 18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team 24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories 25:25 BlueChew Ad 26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast 29:20 Making it later in life 30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence 31:24 Why he's never late 32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy 34:21 Growing up in the Bronx 35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment 36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview 39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden 42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans 44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life 45:49 Meeting wrestling legends 46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success 47:52 Another fan interruption 49:00 Life on the road UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets
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8 July 2026, 9:00 am - 51 minutes 44 secondsChrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy
Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more.
Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize.
Chapters
00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins
02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap
05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night
11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game
12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast
15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew
16:22 Ad Break – Quince
18:42 Wedding memories & family stories
21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house
23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens
27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years
28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction
30:56 How becoming a father changed everything
34:43 Jaz joins the podcast
36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see
39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift
41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress?
45:06 Has marriage changed anything?
47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life
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1 July 2026, 9:00 am - 33 minutes 6 secondsIs Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be.
Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts.
Chaos Bus episodes are back.
Chapters
00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns
01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week?
02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities
03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts
04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding?
05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage
06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast
07:53 Wedding Suit Panic
08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding?
10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout
11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints
13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding
14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy
15:29 Wedding Guest Drama
18:18 Writing Wedding Vows
20:38 Ad Break
23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags
24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade
26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode
27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room
27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever
31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships
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24 June 2026, 6:10 pm - 1 hour 31 minutesChris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off Eddys
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Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers.
This is classic Chaos.
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00:00 Mike Cannon Returns
05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria
16:35 Ads
19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding
29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning
38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster
44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended
48:00 Amish Country Stories
58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes
1:22:00 Final Thoughts
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17 June 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesEric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape.
Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success.
A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians.
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Chapter Timestamps
00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage
01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx
03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses
04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins
06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids
07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations
09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans
11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption
13:17 Kids at weddings debate
17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast
18:18 Being excluded from events
19:40 Wedding planning without the drama
21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk
25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows
26:12 Growing up Catholic
28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers
34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy
39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience
41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars?
45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media
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10 June 2026, 9:30 am - 1 hour 1 minuteLittle Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits.
Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos.
A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet.
Timestamps
00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy
01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama
03:06 The Infamous LA Story
05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today
06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained
11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder
11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital
15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis
18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea
19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas
20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian
21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture
24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older
25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media
26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content
28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything
31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All
38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan
39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life
42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy
45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting
50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans
55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media
01:00:00 Final Thoughts
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3 June 2026, 10:00 am - 1 hour 21 minutesDo More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.
Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos.
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Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus
01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP”
01:26 The viral stoop debate
03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments
05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams
07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk
10:04 Kareem’s new cab show
11:14 New Jersey transplant debate
15:00 Getting recognized in public
15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night
16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story
19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe?
21:09 BlueChew ad
22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story
23:23 Is Chris conservative?
24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy
27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal
32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises
36:03 Apple Store mission
36:27 Mud Water ad
38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in
39:01 Chris wants to dunk again
40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris
43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block
44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store
45:55 Gyro vs. euro
46:13 Chris gets misidentified
47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo
48:39 Peptides and street chaos
50:03 Chris as the nice jock
51:18 Food, culture and NYC
01:01:00 Italian-American identity
01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line
01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast
01:08:57 The cat joins the show
01:11:18 Advice for young comedians
01:15:50 Trunk Takes?
01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food
01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode
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27 May 2026, 6:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteMark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets
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20 May 2026, 9:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesChris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.
PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.
Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.
#ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast
Chapter Timestamps
00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side
02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos
04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan
05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment
09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies
10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt
12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works
15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits
16:05 BlueChew Ad Read
17:15 FĂśM Ad Read
18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories
20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy
22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma
23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public
25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game
27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment
29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear
30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus
32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary
33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla
37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates
38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion
43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet
46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories
50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk
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13 May 2026, 9:30 am - 1 hour 12 minutesSam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes.
They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday.
This episode is absolute NYC chaos.
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Timestamps
00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins
02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story
05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works
08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs
11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams
12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class
15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones
19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again
22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited
24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning
26:00 BlueChew ad chaos
27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy
29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes
31:00 Is New York actually getting worse?
32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story
35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story
38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity
39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities
40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish
42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids
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