• 1 hour 1 minute
    Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


    Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits.


    Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos.


    A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet.


    Timestamps


    00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy

    01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama

    03:06 The Infamous LA Story

    05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today

    06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained

    11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder

    11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital

    15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis

    18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea

    19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas

    20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian

    21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture

    24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older

    25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media

    26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content

    28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything

    31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All

    38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan

    39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life

    42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy

    45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting

    50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans

    55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media

    01:00:00 Final Thoughts


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    3 June 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy



    Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.

    Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos.

    Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week.

    Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus


    01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP”


    01:26 The viral stoop debate


    03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments


    05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams


    07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk


    10:04 Kareem’s new cab show


    11:14 New Jersey transplant debate


    15:00 Getting recognized in public


    15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night


    16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story


    19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe?


    21:09 BlueChew ad


    22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story


    23:23 Is Chris conservative?


    24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy


    27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal


    32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises


    36:03 Apple Store mission


    36:27 Mud Water ad


    38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in


    39:01 Chris wants to dunk again


    40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris


    43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block


    44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store


    45:55 Gyro vs. euro


    46:13 Chris gets misidentified


    47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo


    48:39 Peptides and street chaos


    50:03 Chris as the nice jock


    51:18 Food, culture and NYC


    01:01:00 Italian-American identity


    01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line


    01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast


    01:08:57 The cat joins the show


    01:11:18 Advice for young comedians


    01:15:50 Trunk Takes?


    01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food


    01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode


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    27 May 2026, 6:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets


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    20 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.


    PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.


    Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.


    #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast


    Chapter Timestamps


    00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side

    02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos

    04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan

    05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment

    09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies

    10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt

    12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works

    15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits

    16:05 BlueChew Ad Read

    17:15 FĂśM Ad Read

    18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories

    20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy

    22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma

    23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public

    25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game

    27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment

    29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear

    30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus

    32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary

    33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla

    37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates

    38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion

    43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet

    46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories

    50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk


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    13 May 2026, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes.


    They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday.


    This episode is absolute NYC chaos.


    #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy


    Timestamps


    00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins

    02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story

    05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works

    08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs

    11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams

    12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class

    15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones

    19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again

    22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited

    24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning

    26:00 BlueChew ad chaos

    27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy

    29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes

    31:00 Is New York actually getting worse?

    32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story

    35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story

    38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity

    39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities

    40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish

    42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids


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    6 May 2026, 6:00 am
  • 56 minutes 44 seconds
    Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.


    Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.



    00:00 Chaos Bus debut from the trunk

    01:00 No sleep, sick dog chaos

    02:30 Jasmine joins the Chaos Bus

    04:00 Chaos Bus concept explained

    06:00 Dentist trip + Staten Island plans

    08:30 Wedding talk + Father’s Day debate

    10:00 Mets event recap (and bombing)

    12:30 Chaos Bus unboxing (Mets gifts)

    16:00 “Physical therapy” segment begins

    20:00 Shoulder diagnosis goes off the rails

    23:00 Chaos Bus therapy advice

    25:00 Garage door disaster begins

    27:30 BlueChew ad read

    29:00 Garage situation spirals

    32:00 Chaos Bus reality check

    35:00 Relationship dynamics + advice talk

    38:00 Vito hospital scare story

    42:00 T-ball parenting moment

    45:00 Atlantic City vs Vegas rant

    47:00 WrestleMania weekend chaos

    49:00 Fans crossing the line


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    29 April 2026, 9:00 am
  • 27 minutes 24 seconds
    New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy

    Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City.


    This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits.


    We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe.


    It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car.


    Subscribe for new episodes every week.


    00:00 Podcast in a Minivan

    00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else

    00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting

    00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories

    00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens

    00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant

    00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue

    00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens

    00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk

    00:16 Real Marriage Advice

    00:18 Family Life & Relationships

    00:20 BlueChew Ad Read

    00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong

    00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk


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    25 April 2026, 1:33 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


    Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.


    The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish.


    Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos and drop a comment with your best advice for Chrissy.


    Timestamps

    00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline

    01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk

    04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy

    05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help

    06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories

    08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time

    11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins

    11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools

    16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane

    20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving

    25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago

    27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy

    29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire?

    33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise

    37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode

    41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity

    46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan

    48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom?

    53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos

    58:28 Who should Chrissy call next?



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    15 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 29 minutes
    What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


    We’re BACK on video…


    In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet.


    From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness.


    Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake.


    Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay.


    00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke)

    02:00 The real reason we NEED video

    05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades

    08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover)

    11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns

    14:30 Real estate advice call

    20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass)

    27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller

    34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird

    48:00 Ranking the callers

    52:00 Chaos recap & best advice

    56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama

    01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics

    01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk

    01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules


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    8 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy Chaos

    Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it.


    From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script.


    📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice.


    And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast.


    We’ve got:


    A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress

    The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck

    Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”)

    A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?!

    Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden

    And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together


    This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered.


    Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934


    00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins

    01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate

    03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE

    06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard

    08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford”

    12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed

    13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained

    15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay?

    20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check

    23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career

    26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check

    29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story

    32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story)

    37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos)

    40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat”

    44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild

    53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird

    59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?”

    01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk

    01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt

    01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington

    01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture

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    1 April 2026, 5:30 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel

    #chrisdistefano

    Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.


    We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.


    Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child.


    Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction.


    We also get into:


    Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying)

    A secret bundt cake addiction

    Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels

    And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness


    PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline.


    📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934

    Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show.


    0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins

    1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It

    2:00 Starving Before Podcast

    3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters

    5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea

    6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments

    8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident

    9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver

    12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly

    15:00 Shock Collar Explanation

    18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird

    20:00 LA vs NYC Debate

    23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections

    27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession

    29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience

    33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction

    37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment

    41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles

    45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk

    46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug

    47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk

    49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate

    52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession

    #StandUp #Comedy


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    25 March 2026, 10:00 am
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