• 41 minutes
    Is Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America.


    It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos.


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    #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MikeCannon #ComedyPodcast #Philadelphia


    Timestamps


    00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia

    00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster

    03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins

    04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories

    08:07 Knife stories from growing up

    10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads

    14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons

    16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness

    19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc

    20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident

    22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories

    23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia

    24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy

    27:25 Trying to help people on the streets

    28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling

    29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros

    32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else

    33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories

    35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience

    36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos

    39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts


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    15 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 59 minutes 32 seconds
    Damian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet. Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans, staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions, tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline. Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show 01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium 03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets 04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success 08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids 12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets 15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read 16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast 18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team 24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories 25:25 BlueChew Ad 26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast 29:20 Making it later in life 30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence 31:24 Why he's never late 32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy 34:21 Growing up in the Bronx 35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment 36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview 39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden 42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans 44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life 45:49 Meeting wrestling legends 46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success 47:52 Another fan interruption 49:00 Life on the road UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets

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    8 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 44 seconds
    Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more.


    Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize.


    Chapters


    00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins

    02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap

    05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night

    11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game

    12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast

    15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew

    16:22 Ad Break – Quince

    18:42 Wedding memories & family stories

    21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house

    23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens

    27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years

    28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction

    30:56 How becoming a father changed everything

    34:43 Jaz joins the podcast

    36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see

    39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift

    41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress?

    45:06 Has marriage changed anything?

    47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life


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    1 July 2026, 9:00 am
  • 33 minutes 6 seconds
    Is Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be.


    Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's Day weddings, soccer bets, and whether Chris should disappear until the ceremony starts.


    Chaos Bus episodes are back.


    Chapters


    00:00 The Chaos Bus Returns

    01:36 Can Marriage Feel New Every Week?

    02:42 Escaping Wedding Responsibilities

    03:18 Why Chris Needs Cash Wedding Gifts

    04:32 Cold Feet Before The Wedding?

    05:24 Money, Houses & Self-Sabotage

    06:51 Friends Crash The Podcast

    07:53 Wedding Suit Panic

    08:50 Who's Really Coming To The Wedding?

    10:23 Soccer Bets & Wedding Week Hangout

    11:37 Airline Talk & Travel Complaints

    13:03 Family Stories Before The Wedding

    14:25 Father's Day Wedding Controversy

    15:29 Wedding Guest Drama

    18:18 Writing Wedding Vows

    20:38 Ad Break

    23:06 Chris Explains The Wedding Gift Bags

    24:07 Missing The Knicks Championship Parade

    26:09 Why Chris Almost Skipped This Episode

    27:03 Five Days Without Sleeping In The Same Room

    27:27 Most Awkward Podcast Moment Ever

    31:06 Pivoting To Infidelity & Relationships


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    24 June 2026, 6:10 pm
  • 1 hour 31 minutes
    Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off Eddys

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


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    Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still friends after all these years. Along the way they're interrupted by fans, family members, dogs, and complete strangers.


    This is classic Chaos.


    Subscribe and leave a comment if you want Mike Cannon back on the show more often.


    00:00 Mike Cannon Returns

    05:04 Knicks Championship Euphoria

    16:35 Ads

    19:07 Fan Interruptions and Father's Day Wedding

    29:26 High School Fights and Wedding Planning

    38:18 Chris' Food Binge Disaster

    44:00 Why Chrissy Chaos Ended

    48:00 Amish Country Stories

    58:00 Marriage, Kids and Life Changes

    1:22:00 Final Thoughts


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    17 June 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Eric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


    Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape.


    Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family life with comedy, and his unique path from viral videos to sold-out theaters. Plus, Chris and Eric debate weddings, comedy etiquette, internet fame, and whether stand-up comedians are too obsessed with how other people found success.


    A chaotic, honest, and funny conversation with one of New York's fastest-rising comedians.


    #ChrissyChaos #EricDAlessandro #ComedyPodcast


    Chapter Timestamps


    00:00 Anxiety, adrenaline & life on stage

    01:09 Recording from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx

    03:05 Baseball stories and MLB clubhouses

    04:17 Eric's Italian comedy origins

    06:00 Fatherhood and life with two kids

    07:49 Weddings, graduations and family obligations

    09:30 Chris announces his wedding plans

    11:24 Arthur Avenue character interruption

    13:17 Kids at weddings debate

    17:27 Firefighters interrupt the podcast

    18:18 Being excluded from events

    19:40 Wedding planning without the drama

    21:40 Why comedians hate post-show small talk

    25:03 Chris' comedy process before shows

    26:12 Growing up Catholic

    28:24 Family pressure and comedy careers

    34:59 Sketch comedy vs stand-up comedy

    39:08 Comedy Store politics and building an audience

    41:40 Does stand-up alone create stars?

    45:39 Why comedians get bitter about social media


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    10 June 2026, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy


    Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits.


    Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life off the rails. Along the way, he and Chrissy dive into comedy, sports fandom, Buffalo Bills culture, and plenty of classic Little Italy chaos.


    A completely unfiltered conversation with one of the most unique personalities on the internet.


    Timestamps


    00:00 Intro & Apple Guy in Little Italy

    01:24 Yankees, Mets & Nick Turturro's Ticket Drama

    03:06 The Infamous LA Story

    05:00 Why People Care Less About Words Today

    06:51 Chrissy's "Gay Guy" Persona Explained

    11:28 Little Mo Opens Up About Bipolar Disorder

    11:48 Waking Up in a Mental Hospital

    15:23 Gambling Addiction & Life-Changing Diagnosis

    18:18 Little Mo's New Show Idea

    19:21 Meeting His Wife in Las Vegas

    20:35 Being Mistaken for Albanian

    21:28 Knicks Fandom & Sports Culture

    24:47 Forgetting Passwords & Getting Older

    25:17 Leaving Construction for Social Media

    26:43 Jewish Fans, Williamsburg & Viral Content

    28:47 Shopping, Confidence & Getting Sold Anything

    31:30 The Workplace Story That Started It All

    38:12 Becoming a Buffalo Bills Superfan

    39:40 How Bills Mafia Changed His Life

    42:25 Fan Encounters in Little Italy

    45:15 The Cost of College & Parenting

    50:00 Street Interviews & Chaos Bus Shenanigans

    55:00 Life Advice, Sports & Social Media

    01:00:00 Final Thoughts


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    3 June 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy



    Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.

    Plus, Chris gives Kareem an actual physical therapy session in the trunk, random New Yorkers jump into the show, and the whole episode turns into pure downtown NYC chaos.

    Subscribe for more Chrissy Chaos every week.

    Timestamps00:00 Kareem Rahma joins the Chaos Bus


    01:12 Kareem becomes the “Brown WASP”


    01:26 The viral stoop debate


    03:11 Kareem reacts to old Chrissy Chaos comments


    05:48 Knicks tickets, Sam Morril and courtside dreams


    07:01 Aliens, pyramids and conspiracy talk


    10:04 Kareem’s new cab show


    11:14 New Jersey transplant debate


    15:00 Getting recognized in public


    15:21 Kareem on Subway Takes becoming late night


    16:13 Chris’ awkward Ziwe story


    19:15 Could Chris survive Ziwe?


    21:09 BlueChew ad


    22:12 Kareem’s parents and immigrant story


    23:23 Is Chris conservative?


    24:14 Chris gives Kareem physical therapy


    27:30 Kareem’s tattoo removal


    32:20 Chris gives Kareem shoulder exercises


    36:03 Apple Store mission


    36:27 Mud Water ad


    38:10 Ronnie Chieng drops in


    39:01 Chris wants to dunk again


    40:21 Kareem gets recognized more than Chris


    43:23 Chris returns to his old SoHo block


    44:48 Kareem comes back from the Apple Store


    45:55 Gyro vs. euro


    46:13 Chris gets misidentified


    47:47 Jesus vs. Muhammad in SoHo


    48:39 Peptides and street chaos


    50:03 Chris as the nice jock


    51:18 Food, culture and NYC


    01:01:00 Italian-American identity


    01:03:00 Comedy roasts and the line


    01:06:42 A podcast interrupts the podcast


    01:08:57 The cat joins the show


    01:11:18 Advice for young comedians


    01:15:50 Trunk Takes?


    01:17:23 Peptides, weight loss and getting food


    01:18:39 Kareem wraps the episode


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    27 May 2026, 6:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet. Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture, aliens, peptides, parenting, and why comics can never truly relax. PLUS: crackheads interrupt the episode, the boys debate NYC vs suburb life, and Mark explains why he still does pushups every single day. #MarkNormand #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Timestamps 00:00 Mark Normand enters the Chaos Bus 01:58 Aliens, Jimmy Carter & religion conspiracy theories 04:15 Tom Brady roast reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe discussion 06:50 Crackhead interruption in Brooklyn 11:42 Netflix Is A Joke stories & celebrity encounters 13:20 How fatherhood changed Mark Normand 15:28 Real talk about comedy success & loneliness 17:10 Burnout from stand-up, podcasts & social media 18:01 Ari Shaffir’s lifestyle vs family life 20:30 Chris regrets moving to the suburbs 21:48 Why Mark stayed in Brooklyn 24:04 BlueChew ad read chaos 24:56 LA politics & Spencer Pratt discussion 26:16 Politics exhaustion & modern outrage culture 29:01 Tom Segura, saying “no” & comedy boundaries 30:30 Mark’s workout routine & fitness philosophy 35:29 Peptides, injections & internet doctors 37:38 Why Mark avoids drugs but loves sugar 39:15 Comedy jealousy, algorithms & comparison 40:05 Therapy, acceptance & changing priorities 41:30 Why success doesn’t feel the way comics expect 42:15 Queens vs Manhattan upbringing 43:30 Chris admits he regrets leaving NYC UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets


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    20 May 2026, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy


    Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.


    PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh.


    Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe.


    #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast


    Chapter Timestamps


    00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side

    02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos

    04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan

    05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment

    09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies

    10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt

    12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works

    15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits

    16:05 BlueChew Ad Read

    17:15 FĂśM Ad Read

    18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories

    20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy

    22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma

    23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public

    25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game

    27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment

    29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear

    30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus

    32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary

    33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla

    37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates

    38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion

    43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet

    46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories

    50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk


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    13 May 2026, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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    Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventually embarrasses themselves in front of their heroes.


    They also dive into old Just For Laughs stories featuring comics like Pete Davidson, Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand and more, plus Chris opens up about getting older, injuries, anxiety, and trying to dunk again before his birthday.


    This episode is absolute NYC chaos.


    #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #NYCComedy


    Timestamps


    00:00 Knicks playoff chaos begins

    02:10 Sam Morril’s brutal Gold Glove Awards bomb story

    05:20 Why comedy at sports dinners NEVER works

    08:55 Famous comedians bombing at corporate gigs

    11:05 Meeting Yankees legends & crying over Bernie Williams

    12:35 The legendary Just For Laughs class

    15:20 Colin Quinn, acting & stepping outside comfort zones

    19:05 Chris talks injuries, recovery & dunking again

    22:15 NBA podcasts, wild jokes & getting edited

    24:15 The Chaos Bus starts malfunctioning

    26:00 BlueChew ad chaos

    27:05 Moms reacting to stand-up comedy

    29:45 Embarrassing family reactions to jokes

    31:00 Is New York actually getting worse?

    32:45 The fake JPMorgan scandal story

    35:00 Woman loses her eye during childbirth story

    38:00 Being a bad driver & masculinity

    39:15 Wallpapering, parenting & dad responsibilities

    40:20 Chris secretly being Jewish

    42:00 Parenting, fear & disciplining kids


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    6 May 2026, 6:00 am
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