Give It To Me Straight
Give It To Me Straight
- 1 hour 13 minutes81. Giving you postpartum sex, high school bullies, and fetishes
One, two, three-some! It’s the more the merrier this holiday season! This week’s episode we’re diving into sex, threesomes, and swingers. Alex and Jon have definitely considered an open marriage…if one of them was dead. No judgements for couples that do! Jon just doesn’t like to share and Alex can’t have more people falling in love with her.
0:00 - Intro
38:03 - Sex Postpartum
39:25 - Are Foot Fetishes Weird?
40:37 - I Want To See My BF’s Butthole
43:30 - How Do You Teach Sex?
46:43 - My Husband’s Into Voyeurism
51:22 - Mismatched Sex Drive
55:35 - Swingers
01:02:15 - Reading Your Secets
01:10: 22 - Recs of the Week
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9 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 19 minutes80. Giving you commitment, vandalism, and hallucinogens
Sometimes all you want from family is attention..and all of it. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon once again tackle your questions from “How do I get more attention?” to “Was Dr.Seuss on drugs?”. I think we can all agree he was on SOMETHING when writing his books, right? Alex seems to think so since all she does now is read to Lucy. Jon can’t focus on reading because he’s too busy defending crimes like vandalism. If you can’t tell, this episode has a range of topics so there’s something for everyone!
0:00 - Intro
37:43 - You Can’t Hold My Baby
40:42 - We’re Moving…Again.
43:38 - My Sister Leaves Me For The Holidays
49:40 - My Husband Wants To Flee
55:26 - How Bad Is Vandalism, Really?
59:04 - I Need Attention!!
01:03:19 - Fear of Commitment
01:08: 23 - I Like My In-Laws More Than My Family
01:16:45 - Recs of the Week
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2 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 16 minutes79. Giving you thanksgiving, family photos, and nosy questions
"Can we get a family photo? Just without you?”. The in-laws are ON ONE this episode. Thanksgiving is this week and Alex and Jon are here to help you stay thankful during the holiday season. From requesting photos without you to believing the earth is flat, family members are really testing the limits to their relationships with our listeners. It’s the holidays so even though we are thankful to be around our loved ones, we are sometimes thankful to leave.
0:00 - Intro
43:49 - Are You Having Children?
47:22 - The Earth is Flat, Kids!
52:41 - A Sibling Quarrel
54:23 - My Parents Need To Back Off
56:47 - Family Photo Debacle
59:21 - Sisterhood of the Traveling Parents
01:06:58 - You Ruined My Halloween!
01:12:16 - Recs of the Week
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25 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 14 minutes78. Giving you holiday swaps, daddies, and intrusive thoughts
There’s nothing better than relaxing into the holiday season…unless you’re around family, of course. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon deal with holiday drama from petty in-laws to boyfriends that will never become husbands. It would be a holiday miracle if everyone got along during this season but you can’t make everyone happy. Once you accept that the holidays come with drama, you can actually relax into the experience because you can’t have joy without a little bit of sadness.
0:00 - Intro
51:08 - Holiday Swap
52: 17 - I’m Not Going To Thanksgiving
54:45 - Your Boyfriend Isn’t Welcome
56:38 - My Husband’s Family Isn’t Fun
01:00:57 - Do I Need To Get Him A Gift?
01:02:50 - My Sister’s Boyfriend Sucks
01:08:39 - Angry In-Laws
01:11:01 - Reading Your Secrets
01:12:05 - Recs of the Week
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18 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 13 minutes77. Giving you sleep deprivation, wedding drama, and confessions
How do you confront your MIL? How do you back out of a wedding? How do you sleep with a newborn? These are questions that Jon and Alex try to answer on this week’s episode. With little to no sleep, our new parents tackle wedding woes, passive-aggressive mother-in-laws, and a cake story that will might make you never trust a bakery again. But on a brighter note, Koby is in physical therapy! So the gang is doing alright…they could just use more sleep.
0:00 - Intro
34:36 - Do I Get Them A Gift?
39:28 - We Caught Her Stealing!
42:47 - GBF Wedding
44:25 - My Friend Confessed His Love For Me
47:47 - I Need To Back Out of a Wedding
50:31 - How Do I Uninvite a Bridesmaid?
55:09 - My Best Friend’s Third Wedding
01:02:18 - My MIL Wore White To My Wedding
01:08:11 - Reading Your Secrets
01:09:17 - Recs of the Week
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11 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutes76. Giving you payroll lies, petty vibes, and blocked wives
Have you ever wanted to scream at your boss “I QUIT!” and storm out of your office? For most of us, it’s a common fantasy but we refrain because we have bills to pay. So when quitting your job is not the answer, you can turn to Alex and Jon for the best advice on how to handle your workplace conflicts. But this week, it’s actually Glinda and Elphaba all the way from Oz giving you sage words of wisdom. Yes, Halloween has passed but dressing up is always fun. Going to work though? Not always.
0:00 - Intro
37:32 - I’m Not Getting Promoted
39:28 - I Hooked Up With An Engaged Coworker
41:11 - Stop Talking To Me!
44:14 - Should I Just Be a Stay-at-Home Mom?
45:15 - Don’t Assume My Ethnicity!
48:00 - I Am Not My Boss’s Mistress
50:32 - I Shoot Horses, Not Weddings!
56:19 - The Lights Are Off For Your Employment
01:01:02 - Reading Your Secrets
01:01:38 - Recs of the Week
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4 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutes75. Giving you boundaries, childcare, and PDA
You want to pack on the PDA? Nope, sorry, that’s a boundary. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss boundaries for your friends, family, and your significant others. Boundaries help keep a relationship healthy bu is too many just a relationship killer? They also have a real conversation about resentment during new parenthood. Having a baby isn’t hugs and kisses all the time!
0:00 - Intro
32:23 - My Friend’s Sister Snapped!
37:40 - My Husband Doesn’t Fit In
40:19 - I Want To Do A Maternity Shoot
43:18 - My Mom Needs Her Own Life
48:22 - Packing On The PDA
51:23 - Childcare or Momcare?
55:05 - Is My Honesty Too Much?
01:00:33 - Reading Your Secrets
01:03:06 - Recs of the Week
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28 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 13 minutes74. Giving you distant friends, affairs, and seasons of life
Relationship break-ups are tough but friendships break-ups? Those might be worse. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon tackle friendships head on from being distant with each other to hiding pregnancies. Can’t we all just get along? I guess not anymore. Also, if Jon and Alex seem all over the place today…it’s because they are. Don’t blame them!! It’s Lucy’s fault! That sweet angel baby.
0:00 - Intro
30:46 - I Didn’t Know My Friend Was Pregnant
33:40 - Self-Obsessed Friend
36:22 - I’m Having An Affair…With My Girlfriend
38:49 - You Can’t Be Slur-ious!
44:45 - Husband’s Best Friend Has A Crush On Me
54:38 - Flirty Coworker
56:53 - Mourning My Friendships
01:01:37 - Why Is My Friend Distant?
01:04:32 - My Friend Wasn’t There After My Still Birth
01:08:17 - Reading Your Secrets
01:10:19 - Recs of the Week
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21 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 21 minutes73. Giving you push presents, unwanted visitors and hand-me-downs
No one makes my baby cry…EVER. Even if you’re their doctor. In this week’s episode, emotions are high and sleep is still low. How can one baby feel like 20 extra people? Alex asks this question in this week’s episode while Jon gets angry with their pediatrician for making Lucy cry. As you can see, new parenthood is settling in very nicely with Alex and Jon.
0:00 - Intro
33:56 - I Wanted A Push Present
41:10 - Will A Baby Change My Relationship?
47:00 - I Don’t Want Family At The Hospital
50:49 - MIL Doesn’t Get “Boundaries”
57:40 - Where Did All My Friends Go?
01:01:58 - Baby Hand-Me-Downs
01:07: 20 - Does My New-Mom Friend Hate Me?
01:12:24 - My Friend Didn’t Show Up For Me
01:17:44 - Recs of the Week
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14 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 15 minutes72. Giving you birth stories, sleepless nights and baby must-haves
Welcome to the world, Lucy Grey! Alex and Jon had a baby and she’s more perfect than you could ever imagine. In this week’s episode, they discuss their trip to the hospital and what it’s like to finally have their daughter in their arms. Yes, it's a bunch of sleepless nights and a complete change of lifestyle, but they couldn’t be happier. Even in the throws of new parenthood, they still have time to answer your questions and give advice. Take it lightly, though. They’re running on negative 10 hours of sleep.
0:00 - Intro
41:09 - Lady Bits
42:09 - Most Unexpected Thing About Giving Birth
42:31 - Tips For Supporting Your Partner
42:57 - Shocking Thing About Birth
44:08 - What’s Easier Than Expected?
45:24 - Should We Get a Midwife?
47:04 - Recovery After Birth
48:23 - Baby Products: Buy vs. Skip
01:00:02 - My Mother-In-Law Needs To Back Off
01:02:52 - Resenting My Husband Postpartum
01:06:09 - Too Many Newborn Opinions!
01:08:04 - Navigating Labor and Delivery
01:11:33 - Sharing Your Secret
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7 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutes71. Giving you dating nightmares, fetishes, and cheating husbands
Apparently, your soulmate is supposed to look like you…I guess Alex and Jon prove that theory. In this week’s episode, we’ve got one crazy story for you after another. We’ve got cheating, we’ve got herpes, and we’ve got threesomes! The ultimate trifecta. For some, three’s a crowd but for others…it’s standard. The only third thing Alex and Jon are adding their relationship is their beautiful baby girl! She’s set to arrive any day now so this is the last episode before Jon and Alex are thrust into the world of parenthood. Today’s stories may be wild but they’re nothing compared to the journey they’re about to embark on.
0:00 - Intro
34:53 - I Have…Orangutang Boobs?
40:08 - He Likes My Hair Too Much
41:34 - Here’s to Herpes!
45:18 - Let’s Have a Threesome
51:18 - Coparenting or Flirting?
53:47 - Family Only Photo
56:36 - I Love My Cheating Boyfriend
01:01:43 - Reading Your Secrets
01:04:10 - Recs of the Week
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