No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover Christmas Eve birthdays, a Brooklyn date night derailed by $40 deviled eggs, and a bodega that won’t let you pet the cats. Plus, Mark nearly misses his flight to Portland, the guys get into the Maria Bamford documentary, and they punch up a new bit about how having a baby turns marriage into a hostage negotiation.

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Michael Che joins Mark and Sam to talk about his new Netflix special, Shot in Minnesota, the origins of his brutal joke swaps with Colin Jost, and what really goes on behind the scenes at SNL. Plus, bombing at the Beacon, making his Letterman debut during Hurricane Sandy, awkward celebrity encounters, and why nobody wants reassurance after a terrible set.

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Jim Florentine, Rachel Feinstein and Ian Fidance join Mark and Sam for a Halloween episode featuring Greek costumes, candy, pizza and a surprise visit from Chucky. Jim shares Crank Yankers stories and explains how he became friends with his ex-wife’s husband, Rachel revisits a disastrous Disney trip, and Ian arrives as Princess Jasmine before giving everyone an education they weren’t expecting.

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Bobby Lee joins Mark and Sam to recap the Netflix comedy brunch, meeting Eddie Murphy, and Mark bombing with Jerry Seinfeld. Plus, Bobby explains how he became “Billy Lee,” shares dating disasters in Hawaii, and opens up about social anxiety, friendship, and his upcoming Hulu special.

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Mark and Sam talk road burnout, awkward encounters with fans, and the real texts behind Sam’s new Netflix special, Incorrect. Mark shares a college party story that ended in the emergency room, and Jeremiah Watkins drops in with his Mark Normand impression and new special, Crazy Pizza. Plus, overpriced cocktails, online shopping peeves, true crime, and a surprise package from Kevin Spacey.

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Jimmy O. Yang joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril to talk about his unexpected past as a strip club DJ and used car salesman, his breakout on Silicon Valley, and returning to Hong Kong for his stand-up special Finally Home. Plus, dating in New York, getting turned away at the Comedy Cellar, Vegas gambling, and why Jimmy is ready to give up on the Clippers.

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Matteo Lane and Nick Smith join Mark and Sam for a debate over who could survive in the woods, Nick’s “Victorian ghost” physique, and the early days of New York stand-up. Plus, Mark’s awkward Conan encounter, an arm-wrestling showdown, hair transplants, and Nick’s elite status among Chipotle customers.

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Paul Walter Hauser joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril for a deep dive into Hollywood, stand-up comedy, and his new satirical talk show, Boy Talk. Paul shares stories from I, Tonya, Black Bird, The Naked Gun, and Resident Evil, plus his friendship with Diamond Dallas Page, his dream of playing Chris Farley, and the wildest celebrity group text imaginable. Alex crashes the party, Sam recaps his European tour, and the guys workshop new jokes, talk hair transplants, and reveal plans for their upcoming movie. Paul Walter Hauser: Boy Talk Talk Show (YouTube): https://www.youtube.com/@BoyTalk_TalkShow Boy Talk Talk Show (Apple Podcasts): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/boy-talk-talk-show/id6813106983 Sponsored by: Willie's Remedy: Get 20% off your first order with code WMBD. Free shipping on orders over $95. https://www.drinkwillies.com/ Tempo: Get 60% off your first box of fresh, chef-crafted meals. https://www.tempomeals.com/drunk Hims: Get personalized access to ED treatment, hair loss treatment, and more. https://www.hims.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #PaulWalterHauser #MarkNormand #SamMorril #BoyTalk #WilliesRemedy #TempoMeals #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey0:00 Sam returns from European tour 10:36 Comedy workshop: dating and parenthood bits 20:31 Sponsor messages 23:44 Paul Walter Hauser joins the show 35:00 Movie obsession and Letterboxd honesty 48:08 Acting roles, comedy, and career ambitions 1:01:43 Boy Talk, Resident Evil, and future projects 1:14:06 Tour dates and Bodega Whiskey plugs

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Are You Garbage hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join Mark and Sam for a hilarious and unexpectedly honest episode. Mark reveals his new hair transplant, Foley opens up about relapse, recovery, and rebuilding his life, and the guys get into Shane Gillis, Billy Joel, celebrity kids, weight-loss drugs, bad plastic surgery, and the questionable choices that make someone truly garbage.

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Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging conversation about surviving cancer, pushing through brutal tours, making music without repeating yourself, and what it takes to become a band nobody wants to follow. Josh also shares stories about Anthony Bourdain, George Carlin, Mel Brooks, Tom Waits, desert life, scorpion attacks, difficult audiences, crowd work, and the complaint line that brought in thousands of calls.

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Alex English and Jared Freid join Mark and Sam to talk about Alex’s time at SNL, Jared’s new Netflix special, disastrous drunken comedy sets, hair transplants, GLP-1s, WikiFeet, moving to Florida, and witnessing the Malice at the Palace. Plus, Alex opens up about growing up gay in Detroit, moving to New York, coming out, and finding his voice in comedy.

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