Mark and Sam are joined by Sean Giambrone and Gaten Matarazzo to talk child stardom, weird auditions, old movies, and their new comedy Pizza Movie.

They kick things off with Netflix Top 10 celebrations, comedy grind stories, and the chaos of St. Patrick’s Day in NYC before diving into fame at a young age, social media pressure, why Gen Z drinks less, and what actually messes up child actors. Plus Cary Grant deep dives, Star Wars nerd talk, and some all-time pet peeves.

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Recs: Train Dreams, Being There, Where’s Papa

Peeves: Bare feet on planes, rude people to servers, sharing towels, dressing up at serious theater shows

Bits: Child actor horror stories, Oscar rules rant, Gen Z vs alcohol, serial killer casting ideas

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Comedian Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias joins Mark and Sam this week as they get into touring stories, fan encounters, and how Fluffy built one of the biggest stand-up audiences in the world. They also dive into cat ownership chaos, the never-ending litter box problem, late-night spending habits, and honest talk about health, relationships, and staying disciplined on the road. Sponsored by: Start investing in your future with Acorns https://acorns.com/wmbd — get a $5 bonus investment when you sign up Tired of the litter box struggle? Try Boxie https://boxiecat.com/WMBD — get 30% off with code WMBD Build your business with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk — start your one-dollar-per-month trial Take control of your health with Hims https://hims.com/DRUNK — get your free online visit Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Fluffy #GabrielIglesias #Acorns #BoxieCat #Shopify #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

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Simon Rex subs in after a mystery guest gets pulled. Mark, Sam, and Simon riff on bad gigs, Oscar picks, Scary Movie, Charlie Sheen, Tupac, Michael Jordan, war movies, bathhouses, weird pet peeves, and Simon’s latest movie projects, with plenty of chaos about PR teams, naps, shrimp tails, and why some people absolutely cannot handle a fart.

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Gary Vaynerchuk (Gary Vee) stops by and turns the pod into a full-on masterclass in comedy, marketing, and the modern internet. Mark and Sam start by talking road gigs, bombing in Oklahoma, and the misery of 5 a.m. flights after three-show Saturdays before diving into movies, Robert Duvall, and the strange beauty standards of old Hollywood leading men. Gary jumps in with a breakdown of how comedians should be using social media, why clipping up specials is the real marketing engine now, and how algorithms can actually help shape material. The guys debate whether posting jokes online ruins stand-up or makes it better, and Gary explains why testing material with the internet might be more powerful than playing small clubs for weeks. They also get into the future of content, live streaming, TikTok strategy, selling products during comedy streams, and why “overexposure” might be a myth in the modern media world. Along the way there’s Knicks playoff talk, immigrant upbringing stories, comedy process talk, and plenty of classic Mark and Sam chaos. Go Bills. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Go to https://buyraycon.com/mightbedrunkOPEN to get 20% off Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: Matt Peters

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Mark and Sam welcome Adam Carolla and it’s an all-timer. They dive into vintage Porsches, Seinfeld snubs, jerk-off techniques, nanny scandals, and the rich-man-poor-man bit that refuses to die. Plus, boutique hotel bathroom horror stories, public toilet paper rage, and why you should never ask someone to guess how much your sweater costs.

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Mark and Sam are joined by Jack Whitehall. They get into British pub culture vs. American drinking, darts legends who need vodka to compete, ultra marathons by accident, filming awkward sex scenes, reality show meltdowns, food influencers drowning everything in gravy, and why Shawn Michaels might be the greatest performer of all time. Jack’s new show The Burbs is now streaming on Peacock. Inspired by the cult classic film, the series follows a couple who move into a seemingly perfect suburban neighborhood that quickly reveals some very dark and very funny secrets. It’s a twisted murder-comedy with a stacked ensemble cast, sharp writing, and that perfect mix of suburban paranoia and absurdity. If you like mystery with your jokes and chaos behind white picket fences, The Burbs is for you. Sponsored by: Cancel the stink with BoxieCat Enjoy 30% off with code WMBD https://boxiecat.com/WMBD Start investing with Acorns and get your $5 bonus investment https://acorns.com/wmbd Get simple, online access to personalized care https://Hims.com/DRUNK Start your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JackWhitehall #BoxieCat #Acorns #Hims #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

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No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on panic attacks, peeves, pills, and why reservation apps are domestic terrorists. From Good Will Smith Hunting to frozen BMW gas caps, basketball injuries, and the return of the poo poo platter, it’s a classic chaotic solo ep.

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Mark and Sam are joined by Kathleen Madigan for a wide-ranging, boozy, old-school comedy hang that hits everything from whiskey gifts and bad wallets to sports ownership disasters, late comics, road stories, and why some people should never be in charge of anything. Kathleen talks about growing up Midwest, touring Europe, quitting cigarettes, loving bars that still feel human, and why stand-up takes as long as it takes. The conversation bounces through football, comedy specials, sitcoms, podcasts, vaping, parenting, aging legends, and the strange pressure of modern comedy, with plenty of classic shop talk and unfiltered opinions along the way. Sponsored by: Upgrade your wallet today. Get 10% off Ridge with code DRUNK at https://ridge.com/DRUNK IQ Bar Text DRUNK to 64,000 to get 20% off all IQ Bar products, including the ultimate sampler pack. Message and data rates may apply. Raycon Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/mightbedrunkOPEN to get 15% off Raycon Essential Open Earbuds. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #KathleenMadigan #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Ridge #IQBar #Raycon #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

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Mark and Sam are joined by Adam Ray for a loose, hungover, anything-goes episode that starts in chaos and somehow gets worse. They break down a brutal night out after the Comedy Cellar, Santino sightings, canceled shows, icy NYC misery, and drunken bar decisions that spiral fast. Adam dives into stand-up war stories, crowd psychology, bombing vs. crushing, celebrity impressions, and why timing and confidence are everything. There’s talk of Hollywood rooms, green rooms, ego checks, dating disasters, and the strange math of who looks hot after enough drinks. Classic shop talk, brutal honesty, and a lot of laughs from three comics who’ve seen it all and are still confused by it. Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/DRUNK Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Adam Ray: https://www.adamraycomedy.com Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters

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This week on We Might Be Drunk, hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Bert Kreischer for one of the most unfiltered conversations yet. Bert comes in full force talking about life on the road, balancing family and fame, and the grind of building a career in comedy. They dive into touring, getting recognized everywhere you go, the comedy mindset, and the heat behind shooting new material at scale. Bert opens up about his Netflix series Free Bert and how the show pushed him into both ridiculous and reflective moments. He also gets real about recent changes in his life, how he approaches comedy at this stage, and what keeps him going when the stakes get high. Mark and Sam bring their signature raw style, pushing back, laughing hard, and finding the funniest corners of every topic. This is one of those episodes that captures exactly why Bert is one of comedy’s biggest personalities. Follow the Hosts and Guest Bert Kreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Twitter / X: https://x.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bertkreischer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bertkreischer Mark Normand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en Sam Morril Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sammorril See Them Live Get tickets for Mark Normand shows: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Get tickets for Sam Morril shows: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios Producer: Matt Peters Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters Sponsors Boxie Pro The litter that actually works. Odor-free, no fake scents, and incredible clumping. Get 30% off at https://boxiecat.com/WMBD Use code WMBD Shopify Turn your idea into a real business. Start selling today. Sign up for a $1/month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk IQ Bar Clean-label protein bars, hydration mixes, and mushroom coffee to fuel your brain and body. Get 20% off and free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 Message and data rates may apply. Quo The smartest way to run your business communications. Try it free and get 20% off your first six months at https://quo.com/WMBD 00:00 Leather Pants & Comedian Fashion 03:13 Stories of On-Stage Outfits & Standup Trends 07:40 Bert's Health Scare: Blood Clots & Flying 14:13 Recovery, Life Changes & Not Drinking 18:59 Gifts Between Comics & Crazy Generosity 21:33 Comedy Friendships, Fame & Keeping It Real 27:08 Comic Success, Growth & Staying Grounded 33:31 Health, Weight Loss, and the Standup Grind 39:22 Processed Food, Obesity & Global Problems 44:54 Political Rants & Crowd Work in Comedy 51:08 Weight Loss Drugs, Eating Habits & Vices 57:59 Friendship, Touring Stories & Missing The Old Days 01:04:24 Comedy Career Highs, Lows & Self-Motivation 01:11:54 Pitching the Show & Behind the Scenes of 'Free Bert' 01:19:56 Showbiz: Casting, Acting, & Industry Lessons 01:27:04 Breaking Through, Finding Your Voice as a Comic 01:34:41 From Struggles to Success: Building Your Brand 01:43:13 Wrap-Up: Free Bert, Future Plans & Goodbyes

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Godfrey crashes the studio alongside Gary Vider. The guys go deep on comedy history, wild impression stories, getting fired, almost getting SNL, bombing charity gigs, surviving COVID shows, and why reps matter more than prestige. Godfrey breaks down his rise on social, iconic roles like Zoolander and Soul Plane, and his brand-new stand-up special Rebel With A Cause, now playing in movie theaters nationwide. Plus, racial comedy debates, theater vs club money, old-school legends, and absolute chaos throughout. Guests: Godfrey Website: https://godfreylive.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/godfreycomic Special: Rebel With A Cause – now playing in theaters nationwide Gary Vider Website: https://garyvider.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garyvider Podcast: #1 Dad https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1-dad/id1749986511 Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy The alcohol alternative that actually works. Fast-acting, THC-infused social tonic with no hangover. Get 20% off plus free shipping on orders over $95 at https://www.drinkwillies.com Use code WMBD Trade Coffee Fresh-roasted coffee matched to your taste by real experts, not algorithms. Get 50% off your first month at https://www.drinktrade.com/drunk Acorns The financial wellness app that helps you invest automatically and grow over time. Get a $5 bonus investment when you sign up at https://www.acorns.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril tickets: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand tickets: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Bodega Cat Whiskey: https://bodegacatwhiskey.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bodegacatwhiskey ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #Godfrey #GaryVider #RebelWithACause #1DadPodcast #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #WilliesRemedy #TradeCoffee #Acorns #BodegaCatWhiskey

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