The Cellar Letters

Jamie Petronis

  • 54 minutes 45 seconds
    Feed Drop - Thirst (The Penumbra Podcast)

    LISTEN TO THIRST. Harley and Kevin are good people.


    Can't Tear My Eyes From You, Chapter 1: Icebreaker.

    Hoping to win a grand prize that promises safety and security in frightening times, a young couple prepares to join a reality TV competition.

    Cast:

    Marge Dunn as Raine Randolph and Claudia

    Amanda Egbu as Georgia Whittaker

    Eleanore Cho Fellerhoff as Holliday Murdock and Lydia

    Joshua Ilon as Dennis Cruz

    Quinn McKenzie as Capote Whittaker and Dave

    Melody Perera as Anouk Kalhara

    Stefano Perti as Dennis Lang and Bill

    Marc Pierre as Sergeant Murdock and the “Confess Your Crimes” host

    Alexander Stravinski as The Host and Marcus

    (Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)

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    You can find all of our transcripts here. Transcripts will come out along with the public release of the episode and include all required SFX attributions.

    On staff at the Penumbra:

    Ginny D'Angelo -- Head of Merchandise and Outreach

    Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team

    Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer

    Joelle Kross -- Transcriptionist

    Grahame Turner -- Script editing team

    Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer

    Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music

    Jeff Wright -- Graphic designer

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    The triggers below may be relevant to episode 1 of Thirst or to the series as a whole. It is not comprehensive, but we will include a more specific list of triggers with every episode. Please consider these as you decide whether Thirst is right for you:

    - Climate disaster/climate horror

    - Apocalyptic scenarios

    - Sudden loud noises

    - Violence and threats of violence

    - Abuse of power

    - Dictatorship, fascism

    - Characters speaking in ways that suggest prejudice of most kinds: homophobia, sexism, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc.

    - Body horror and gore

    - Violence towards animals

    - Illness, starvation, malnutrition, dehydration, etc.

    - Public humiliation

    - Depictions and descriptions of intense military violence

    - Coercion and manipulation

    - Sexual scenarios

    - Profanity

    - Unwanted sexual advances

    - Exploitation of people in need

    - Isolation and abandonment

    - Gaslighting/propaganda/organized attempts to misrepresent reality

    You can find early and ad-free episodes, production scripts, commentary tracks, blooper reels, livestreams with the creators, and much more, at The Penumbra Podcast: SPECIAL EDITION.

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    13 November 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 20 minutes 9 seconds
    Series Premiere - [REDACTED]

    [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)

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    Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)


    Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.


    Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych.


    Visit our website: https://theredactedunit.com/

    Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord


    [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)

    Jacob Kane makes a big life change


    Starring:

    Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane

    Athan as Eli Reyes

    Dan Morris as The Strict Producer

    Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter

    Karen Neat as Server

    James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord)

    Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane

    Harlan Guthrie as ■■■

    Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■

    Ben Akira Spencer as Officer

    Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic)


    General Show Warnings

    Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language.



    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    9 November 2025, 3:00 am
  • 27 minutes 53 seconds
    Feed Drop - The Gentleman from Hell

    ANOTHER FEED DROP. WHAT IS HAPPENING


    An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.

    Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten, now infamous. The questions? Endless. The answers? Nonexistent.

    For over two decades, investigators have been left baffled—cults, kidnappings, disappearances—none have led them closer to the truth. But now, three celebrated private investigators—famous for bringing down one of the most dangerous cults in history—have been called upon to tackle this mystery. Known for taking on the cases no one else could solve, they’re determined to uncover what really happened in Cold Sparrow.

    Yet, the deeper they dig, the darker the whispers become. Rumours swirl of something far more sinister than anyone ever imagined. Could the mystery of Cold Sparrow be tied to forces that reach far beyond our world? Could it be linked to something… infernal?

    Some mysteries, once uncovered, may be better left untouched. Cold Sparrow: A town that disappeared… but something still lingers in the shadows.

    The investigation begins… now.



    Three private detectives investigate the mystery of Cold Sparrow - a town that's entire population disappeared without a trace over twenty years ago. Together, the detectives seek to unravel the town's mysteries and find the enigmatic Benjamin Veers, an eccentric billionaire who resided in the once picturesque town.


    Credits:

    Written by Mark Anzalone

    Edited by Walker Kornfeld

    Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone

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    Mace voiced by Steven Zivic

    Leon voiced by Sam Stark

    Phyllis voiced by Aubrey Akers

    Benjamin Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone

    Edward Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone

    Charlie Prist voiced by Mark Anzalone

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    Intro music by Steven Anzalone

    Music and Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, Artlist, Soundstripe, Melody Loops, Pond 5, Soundcrate, Music Vine, Youtube, Melodie, Slipstream, and Storyblocks

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    25 October 2025, 4:05 pm
  • 59 seconds
    Re: Frankenstein Crowdfunding NOW

    Crowdfunding Date: Oct 1 though 31


    Launch Date: Fall 2026


    An audio drama adaptation of your favorite gothic sci-fi novel.


    Re: Frankenstein is an audio adaptation of Frankenstein from the team behind Re: Dracula. This show will be a faithful, text-accurate adaptation of Mary Shelley's novel, featuring a full cast to tug on your heartstrings and sound design to keep you on the edge of your seat. Featuring an award-winning all-trans cast, Re: Frankenstein will bring this Gothic masterpiece to glorious un-life. 


    If you like:

    • Scientific malpractice
    • Yelling at Victor Frankenstein for his crimes
    • Oddly soothing horror audio drama
    • Immersive sound design
    • Full cast voice acting
    • Independent audio fiction

    I think you'll like this show!


    Re: Frankenstein


    Re: Frankenstein by Tal Minear - Indiegogo


    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    18 October 2025, 2:13 am
  • 24 minutes 14 seconds
    Feed Drop - Fear Daily

    Another Feed Drop. A fun one!


    Fear Daily takes you into the shadows of the past, unearthing the 1990's most terrifying tales of monsters, madness, and life after death. Join us as we explore the ghost stories and supernatural encounters left on an old online bulletin board that continues to operate somewhere in an unknown part of the Pennsylvania Rust Belt - a time capsule of society's greatest fears.


    Written by Brennan Storr, creator of The Ghost Story Guys, and hosted by Brandon Schexnayder, creator of Southern Gothic... Fear Daily is guaranteed to be the stuff of nightmares.


    Fear Daily | Podfollow


    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    7 October 2025, 4:50 am
  • 42 minutes 11 seconds
    NEW SHOW - Frights by Fire

    Frights by Fire; Pride Part 1 (With Isla Nanette / EasyAllies)


    Frights by Fire is a weekly community driven horror anthology, where each week, the audience (you!) submits a story, and the [REDACTED] team reads them! With special guests and a lot of improv, you’ll definitely want to check it out!

     

    DESCRIPTION

    Part 1 of the debut episode of Frights by Fire, a weekly community driven horror anthology.

    To watch live, visit twitch.tv/athansmusic

    To submit a story, visit hushstudios.co/frightsbyfire

     

    Special guest Isla Nanette from EasyAllies

    https://islananette.com/

    https://www.easyallies.com/

    http://twitch.tv/easyallies

     

    Trigger Warnings are at the bottom, as to avoid spoiling.

     

    "Wedding Dove" written by Cloud (Story starts around 00:02:40)

    "It Stays" written by Elizabeth (Story starts around 00:13:55)

    "Shadenfreude" written by Daniel Huras (Story starts around 00:15:42)

    The Beat of Baleful Wings: https://bit.ly/3WdbjaS

    "Pushed Out" written by carbonated_olive_juice (Story starts around 00:21:37)

    Their website: https://roses-analysis.neocities.org/

    "The Summer Camp Diary" written by Werewolfwriter323 (Story starts around 00:33:49)

    https://archiveofourown.org/users/Werewolfwriter323 and https://bsky.app/profile/werewolfwriter.bsky.social

     

    TRIGGER WARNINGS

    Wedding Dove: nonconsensual/forced romantic relationship; queerphobia (more specifically arophobia); fire

    It Stays: N/A

    Shadenfreude: N/A

    Pushed Out: Light Gore

    The Summer Camp Diary: Light Gore

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    1 September 2025, 4:08 pm
  • 1 minute 55 seconds
    [REDACTED] - KICKSTARTER UPDATES/ANNOUNCEMENTS

    Our Kickstarter is going better than any of us could have imagined, and in return we've added a new stretch goal to unlock: A potential guest episode with Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives!


    For more info on the campaign, visit the link below. The best way to support the campaign if you're unable to back is to share this with your friends - please do not feel pressured into contributing if you're unable. We're so excited to bring you [REDACTED] later this year!


    https://theredactedunit.com/ks


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    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    26 May 2025, 9:52 pm
  • 1 minute 16 seconds
    [REDACTED] - A Huge 24 Hour Stream May 17th

    Tune in at 1pm Central on May 17th for our 24hour REDACTED Livestream! We will be hanging out with the cast, some of our guest writers, and a few surprise guests. We can't wait to tell you all about REDACTED.


    Follow the Kickstarter: http://theredactedunit.com/ks

    Join the Discord: http://theredactedunit.com/discord

    Watch the Stream: http://twitch.tv/athansmusic

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    11 May 2025, 1:07 am
  • 22 minutes 50 seconds
    Announcement + Feed Drop - The Grotto

    More Info on Redacted Coming Very Soon

    https://theredactedunit.com/


    Listen to The Grotto: https://thegrottopod.com/

    The Grotto is a liminal horror audio drama series presented by Rusty Quill (The Magnus Archives) about exploring the lines between grief, pain, mourning, and loss. Each episode includes an original song to match the tone as well as full audio sound scaping, and a full cast.

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    13 February 2025, 3:44 am
  • 17 minutes 21 seconds
    Episode 80 - Sightjack Part 4


    There is nothing... no information on Jess... nothing on Steve. I just want to go home.


    Cast:

    Jamie Petronis as Nate

    Harlan Guthrie as John




    The Cellar Letters is an Audio Drama created by Jamie Petronis.

    If you would like to listen to the show ad free, you can get join the Patreon at any tier.

    The Cellar Letters is creating A Weekly Horror Audio Drama | Patreon


    Enjoy the show? Support it! - https://www.ko-fi.com/thecellarletters


    CONTENT WARNINGS


    General horror

    Self harm

    swearing

    mention of blood

    suicide

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    5 February 2025, 6:28 am
  • 11 minutes 22 seconds
    Episode 79 - Sightjack Part 3



    What the hell happened... Did I black out? How did I end up here.


    Cast:

    Jamie Petronis as Nate

    Harlan Guthrie as John





    The Cellar Letters is an Audio Drama created by Jamie Petronis.

    If you would like to listen to the show ad free, you can get join the Patreon at any tier.

    The Cellar Letters is creating A Weekly Horror Audio Drama | Patreon

    We are running a Kickstarter and 24 hour livestream for our new show procedural horror audiodrama [REDACTED] starting May 17th 2025 follow along at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

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    1 February 2025, 1:29 pm
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