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  • 29 minutes 48 seconds
    243: Desert Hare

    “With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]



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    15 April 2026, 5:00 am
  • 34 minutes 30 seconds
    242: Wooly

    “Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”




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    8 April 2026, 5:00 am
  • 46 minutes 26 seconds
    241: Lionhead

    "Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."


    [WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Ben Rowe as Felix

    Fay Roberts as Samantha

    Jessica Rowe as Sammie

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge


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    1 April 2026, 5:00 am
  • 8 minutes 34 seconds
    The Ballad Of Season 20

    The storm was brewing

    Matt got into jazz

    The world lost all the sense it ever had

    An iteration

    Gave them advice

    They found themselves on the road at night


    And it’s not that hard

    To find an orb

    When it’s floating feet above the water

    And it’s not that smart

    To drive you car

    Right up to the bank of the river

    Keep off of the grass


    Mikey and Michael

    Beefed it with norm

    Stinky and Bradford have questions for them

    Michael is missing

    He up and disappeared

    Mike’s Operose will take it from here


    And it’s not that hard

    To twist an arm

    When it’s attached to you into the future

    So Michael works

    For Mike, that jerk

    He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork

    So keep off of the grass


    Boris pulls up

    He saves the Matt Pack

    He drives them through the storm all the way back

    But someone broke in

    A corpse was left behind

    The clues that are on him swirl in their minds


    And it’s not that hard

    To find where to start

    When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger

    So they book a flight

    Get there over night

    To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley

    Better keep off of the grass


    Now at the Ice Lair

    Michael’s upset

    The Elements are the worst help he could get

    And there’s a mission

    Mike wants him to log

    In the Fire Future with MDawg


    And it’s not that hard

    To lose your spark

    When you get abandoned inside a strange future

    Michael tries to hide

    But Fox finds him inside

    Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire

    Better keep off of the grass


    In Oldbrush Valley

    Matt greets Python

    He shows them a corpse like the one back home

    Before they are ready

    He transports them off

    It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of


    And it’s not that hard

    In Bluster’s Grove

    When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap

    Lieutenant wins

    At chess again (metaphorically)

    And MW goes to see Tex

    So you better keep off of the grass


    Tex is working

    Scouting on his own

    He killed Gallium when Gallium got close

    He located Michael and

    Stuffed him in a vat

    He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has


    And it’s not that hard

    To find the start

    When you consolidate Michael to get the info

    But MW steps up

    He’s the lucky one

    Now he and Michael are finally together

    They’re gonna keep off of the grass


    The Matt Pack’s home 

    They need their rest but

    Who shows up next they could never guess

    An iteration with a 

    Flower tattoo

    He looks like Matt and he says

    That they’re in a correction too


    And it’s not that hard

    To leave a mark

    When you’ve got the culprit tied in your room

    Matt burns his neck

    But does not expect

    That the future Python shows no effect

    Keep off of the grass


    Rubi and Cae

    Work without a plan until

    The Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant land

    When he returns

    He has terrible news

    All of them are in a continuous correction too


    And mike takes it hard

    His mind is scarred

    Because something has gone wrong with Edgar

    But now he has a tool

    To use against Lieutenant too

    He’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weapon

    Better keep off of the grass


    Magnolia steps in

    You know they know the score

    The Field Of Flowers weighs in on the war

    The Matt Pack can stop this

    Gotta get to the device

    But you know saving the world comes at a price


    And it’s not that hard

    To shut the door

    When MW helps from the inside 

    Matt gets erased

    It is no mistake and

    Boris tries to hold onto memories

    While he keeps off of the grass


    Mike can’t remember

    But Cae surely can

    They’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansion

    Eagle and Lieutenant

    Have started moving in

    But The Hutch puts an end to Operose again


    Cause it’s not that hard

    For Stinky to outsmart

    Those meanies who want to run the world

    TryLeg pulls some strings

    And the compound brings

    All their iterations of Mike into battle

    You know they keep off of the grass


    So what is next now

    That everyone knows

    Everything that they have tried to hide?

    Will it make them stronger

    To remember it all

    Or it will it cause them to fall apart 

    Right in front of our eyes


    And it’s not that hard

    To make a fresh start

    Just as long we’re all on the same pages

    But I'm sure what’s next

    Will need addressed

    And I hope they stay united through the ages  

    And keep off of the grass

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    29 March 2026, 5:00 am
  • 53 minutes 28 seconds
    FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus

    Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world.


    Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism.


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    27 March 2026, 6:21 pm
  • 10 minutes 6 seconds
    [INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)

    Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing.


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    25 March 2026, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 47 minutes
    240: Day ±∞

    Prime Mike, pipin' hot.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Jamie Petronis as Matt

    Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

    Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

    Steve Anzalone as Eagle

    JJ as Skinner

    Cody Heath as Britches

    Athan as Troy

    Kirstin Ria as Fox Holloway

    Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

    Ben Rowe as Felix

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont



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    18 March 2026, 5:00 am
  • 53 minutes 56 seconds
    239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers

    It is best to be early for war.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia

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    Steve Anzalone as Eagle



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    11 March 2026, 5:00 am
  • 31 minutes 10 seconds
    238: Day 28

    It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.



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    4 March 2026, 6:00 am
  • 30 minutes 2 seconds
    237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower

    The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.

    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"



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    25 February 2026, 6:00 am
  • 31 minutes 48 seconds
    236: Day -1287

    Gunshy.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    18 February 2026, 6:00 am
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