- 29 minutes 7 secondsLast Tuesday, I was in prison.
I was in prison last Tuesday, and before that I was at Coachella. Let me explain.
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being happy and also unhappy
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the Bane of my existence...
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and defining a "little treat"
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ooop jealousy jealousy jealousyyyyy!
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I'm turning 30 and I'm ready to change
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This month, I'm going on 10 Dates in 30 Days. They don't need to be 10 different people, just 10 unique dates. This challenge was inspired by Kenzie Elizabeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_K2HRxGls) as a way to flex my dating muscle and get comfortable with something I previously (and currently) found tedious and taxing.
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This week, we’re talking about Swedish Death Cleaning, the surprisingly tender Scandinavian practice of clearing out your belongings so your life (and your home) reflects who you are now. If you’re sentimental, overwhelmed by clutter, going through a transition, or just craving a fresh start, this episode will feel like a deep exhale. We talk about identity, letting go, ADHD and clutter, grief, and why releasing old things can help you step into your next chapter.
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Girl Talk - Skincare, Breakups Next Ex Boyfriends, US Politics, Rich Daydreams, and Strange Food Habits. Your Late-20s Survival Guide
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how to give the perfect gift
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