• 19 minutes 22 seconds
    Vernon Kay, Meditation Boners & Sensory Deprivation

    What's Tom's beef with Vernon Kay?


    This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle another batch of emails from you. Addressing awkward, backhanded compliments to a listener's unexpected experience in a sensory deprivation tank.


    The boys discuss why complete relaxation can sometimes have surprising side effects, share their thoughts on "negging" and Tom shares a story of a strange encounter in Jersey.


    Plus, Tom has a say in Rom's show attire and there's a heartfelt plea for Vernon Kay to finally acknowledge his gifted electrolytes.


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:45 The first email

    03:25 Tom’s bugbear with Vernon Kay

    07:02 Meditation boners

    10:09 Tom’s shocking Jersey story

    12:35 A stinky shirt dilemma

    13:47 Am I the arsehole?

    17:28 Outro

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    23 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 37 minutes 6 seconds
    Misfits Boxing, Gym Advice And Haters

    Are influencer boxing matches ruining real boxing?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, we dive into the world of influencers, the Sidemen drama and the rise of Misfits Boxing.

    Plus the boys discuss getting older and attempting to stay fit without immediately injuring yourself, Rom shares his latest gym disaster and the pair open up about the realities of social media criticism.

    To wrap it up as usual, Tom delivers another classic tale, with the story of Dalton Creepy, the NASA cleaner who proves it's never too late to achieve your dreams.


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:05 The aura curve and Gymskin

    05:20 On Sidemen

    05:20 Misfits Boxing

    16:35 Tom & Rom’s doppelgängers

    19:46 Dealing with negative comments

    25:39 Getting older and working out

    28:31 Tom’s astronaut story

    33:07 Outro

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    20 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 24 minutes 33 seconds
    Dogs At Restaurants, Role Play & Retirement

    Is Romesh really retiring at 50?

    Tom and Romesh clear up the recent retirement rumours before diving into your latest emails, including a debate about the over-exposure of dogs and a dramatic affair story from a listener who's questioning the future of their secret relationship.

    Another week, another email answered and some solid advice from the Wolf and the Owl.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:47 A question on dogs

    02:31 Romesh addresses his retiring comment

    03:29 Dog lovers continued

    11:09 Do the wives listen to the pod?

    11:53 An email about a secret relationship

    20:20 Outro

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    16 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 42 minutes 9 seconds
    Heart Attacks, Trauma Dumps & Bad Service Stations

    Can Tom save a marriage?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom attempts to settle a marital argument while Romesh shares a story involving a fire extinguisher that doesn't quite go to plan.

    Elsewhere, the boys discuss health scares, heart attacks, spicy food challenges and we have a very exciting announcement, before wrapping things up in the only way Wolf & Owl knows how, an ever-inspiring monologue from Tom.


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:46 Tom’s electrolyte company

    05:57 Health and heart attacks

    11:42 Romesh’s fire extinguisher story

    18:10 On the spicy chip challenge

    18:49 Romesh’s news

    20:09 Tom’s bad services experience

    22:13 An announcement

    26:43 Tom mediates a marital argument

    37:10 Tom's Outro

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    13 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 29 minutes 18 seconds
    Fart Stories, SNL Opinions And Mooning

    Would Tom and Romesh ever host Saturday Night Live?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, the boys address Romesh's worst fart story. Plus we answer your emails about the strangest public encounters we've ever heard. From discussing whether they'd ever take on Saturday Night Live UK to opening up about their changing relationship with alcohol, it's another glorious episode.

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:48 Revisiting Romeh’s fart story

    06:51 Answering your emails

    13:13 Would they do SNL?

    17:50 Thoughts on cutting out alcohol

    26:33 Outro

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    9 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 45 minutes 18 seconds
    Toy Story 5, Celebrity Gladiators & Brain Training

    Is it okay to check someone else's underwear?

    This week, Tom and Rom debate whether Toy Story should have stopped at three films, reveal their cinema snack choices and debate Master Of The Universe and Celebrity Gladiators.

    There's also a conversation about brain training, Tom's memory, the impact of pornography, and dating an Only Fans creator.

    Plus, some unfortunate stories about suspicious underwear... Maybe we need a part two.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    04:04 On Toy Story

    08:51 Ciinema food discussion

    11:20 Character ranking

    12:35 Is Tom pranking Rom?

    15:13 Rom’s Master Of The Universe review

    20:05 Tom’s memory and Sudoku

    22:26 The p*rn effect

    31:50 OF and relationships

    35:09 Celebrity Gladiators

    37:18 Underwear and fart tech

    40:26 Tom’s outro

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    6 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 21 minutes 24 seconds
    Pet Problems, Bad Neighbours & Forest Etiquette

    Should we do a mukbang?

    Tom and Romesh are back tackling your listener dilemmas, and this week things get surprisingly heated over a neighbour who took it upon themselves to give someone else's cat a haircut... with disastrous consequences.

    Expect a debate on dog poo etiquette, a tangent about squirrels and a discussion on unsolicited photos.

    Plus, after talking about it for years, could the Wolf & Owl mukbang finally be happening?

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:25 A flashing question

    04:50 A side note on squirrels

    06:17 Pet advice

    14:45 Pet poo etiquette

    18:53 Outro

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    2 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 45 minutes 40 seconds
    Auditions, Ranking Actors & Weird Parenting Advice

    What would happen if Tom and Romesh started their own Diary of a CEO?

    On this week's Wolf & Owl, the boys settle into their brand new studio before taking the mickey out of some of the biggest podcasts around. From The Diary of a CEO to The Rest Is Entertainment (and even a cycling podcast nobody asked for), no podcast is safe.

    Elsewhere, Tom gives Romesh some questionable dad advice, and the pair role play some bizarre audition scenarios.

    As always, expect complete nonsense, the odd surprisingly wholesome moment and plenty of reasons to email us your questions, dilemmas and ideas for future episodes at [email protected]

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:40 A present for Jermaine

    04:48 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry

    05:51 Auditioning

    13:00 Romesh’s audition

    17:16 Some Dad advice

    27:14 Ranking best actors

    30:16 Our own Diary Of A CEO

    36:05 What can we do next?

    37:10 A cyling skit

    41:04 Tom’s hallmark read

    42:46 Outro

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    29 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 25 minutes 15 seconds
    Home Alone, Gordon Ramsay & Making Friends

    Is it harder to make friends after 40?

    On this week’s episode of Wolf & Owl, Rom and Tom tackle one of life’s trickier questions as they dish out advice on making new mates as an adult and why it can be harder after you hit 40.

    There’s also a Home Alone deep dive, a surprising switch up from Tom on his Gordon Ramsay opinion, a debate about Itchy And Scratchy and inevitably, one of Tom’s most revolting stories yet.

    As always, the boys are answering your emails, oversharing where absolutely nobody asked them to and some terrible American accents from Tom.

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    00:00 Intro

    00:56 Tom’s American accent

    3:30 On Home Alone

    4:52 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry

    7:27 Tom’s vulgar poo story

    9:16 An email from you

    11:50 Tom goes backtracks on Gordon Ramsey

    16:26 Advice on making friends

    22:05 Outro

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    25 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 48 minutes 49 seconds
    Plastic Surgery, Toilet Drama And Dental Nightmares

    Would Tom get a hair transplant? Would Rom get cosmetic work done? And is lending your mates money ever actually a good idea?

    On this week’s episode, the boys get into childhood films that shaped them, questionable fashion choices, pub stories and they tackle the age-old question of whether you should lend mates money.

    There’s also a trip down memory lane as Rom and Tom revisit an old photo of themselves, plus a deep dive into dental trauma.

    Don't forget to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at [email protected].

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters 00:00 Intro

    00:40 On excitement

    05:45 Opinions on movies

    12:27 Would the guys get work done?

    13:10 A Tom & Rom throwback

    14:39 Are moustache’s sexy?

    15:26 Tom’s hero story

    20:52 Why Tom stopped drinking

    23:53 Rom’s dentist trauma

    27:18 Lending mates money

    35:11 Tom’s fashion faux pas

    44:04 Tom’s poetic outro

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    22 June 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 28 minutes 46 seconds
    Baked Beans, Chocolate Digestives and Declan Rice

    What way up should you eat a chocolate digestive biscuit? Is there anything that baked beans don’t go with? And why can’t Romesh ever be seen in public in Barcelona again?


    Also, our advice worked! Congratulations to the nervous numbat on his engagement!


    You too, could be the recipient of some potentially life-changing advice friends, send your questions, dilemmas, pictures and voice notes to us at [email protected].


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    00:28 Proposal
    03:02 Baked bean curry
    07:58 Rom’s Barcelona story
    12:51 Chocolate digestives
    17:09 Stalkers vs fans
    23:59 Drawings

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    18 June 2026, 11:01 pm
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