• 21 minutes 24 seconds
    Pet Problems, Bad Neighbours & Forest Etiquette

    Should we do a mukbang?

    Tom and Romesh are back tackling your listener dilemmas, and this week things get surprisingly heated over a neighbour who took it upon themselves to give someone else's cat a haircut... with disastrous consequences.

    Expect a debate on dog poo etiquette, a tangent about squirrels and a discussion on unsolicited photos.

    Plus, after talking about it for years, could the Wolf & Owl mukbang finally be happening?

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:25 A flashing question

    04:50 A side note on squirrels

    06:17 Pet advice

    14:45 Pet poo etiquette

    18:53 Outro

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    2 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 45 minutes 40 seconds
    Auditions, Ranking Actors & Weird Parenting Advice

    What would happen if Tom and Romesh started their own Diary of a CEO?

    On this week's Wolf & Owl, the boys settle into their brand new studio before taking the mickey out of some of the biggest podcasts around. From The Diary of a CEO to The Rest Is Entertainment (and even a cycling podcast nobody asked for), no podcast is safe.

    Elsewhere, Tom gives Romesh some questionable dad advice, and the pair role play some bizarre audition scenarios.

    As always, expect complete nonsense, the odd surprisingly wholesome moment and plenty of reasons to email us your questions, dilemmas and ideas for future episodes at [email protected]

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:40 A present for Jermaine

    04:48 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry

    05:51 Auditioning

    13:00 Romesh’s audition

    17:16 Some Dad advice

    27:14 Ranking best actors

    30:16 Our own Diary Of A CEO

    36:05 What can we do next?

    37:10 A cyling skit

    41:04 Tom’s hallmark read

    42:46 Outro

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    29 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 25 minutes 15 seconds
    Home Alone, Gordon Ramsay & Making Friends

    Is it harder to make friends after 40?

    On this week’s episode of Wolf & Owl, Rom and Tom tackle one of life’s trickier questions as they dish out advice on making new mates as an adult and why it can be harder after you hit 40.

    There’s also a Home Alone deep dive, a surprising switch up from Tom on his Gordon Ramsay opinion, a debate about Itchy And Scratchy and inevitably, one of Tom’s most revolting stories yet.

    As always, the boys are answering your emails, oversharing where absolutely nobody asked them to and some terrible American accents from Tom.

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    00:00 Intro

    00:56 Tom’s American accent

    3:30 On Home Alone

    4:52 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry

    7:27 Tom’s vulgar poo story

    9:16 An email from you

    11:50 Tom goes backtracks on Gordon Ramsey

    16:26 Advice on making friends

    22:05 Outro

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    25 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 48 minutes 49 seconds
    Plastic Surgery, Toilet Drama And Dental Nightmares

    Would Tom get a hair transplant? Would Rom get cosmetic work done? And is lending your mates money ever actually a good idea?

    On this week’s episode, the boys get into childhood films that shaped them, questionable fashion choices, pub stories and they tackle the age-old question of whether you should lend mates money.

    There’s also a trip down memory lane as Rom and Tom revisit an old photo of themselves, plus a deep dive into dental trauma.

    Don't forget to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at [email protected].

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters 00:00 Intro

    00:40 On excitement

    05:45 Opinions on movies

    12:27 Would the guys get work done?

    13:10 A Tom & Rom throwback

    14:39 Are moustache’s sexy?

    15:26 Tom’s hero story

    20:52 Why Tom stopped drinking

    23:53 Rom’s dentist trauma

    27:18 Lending mates money

    35:11 Tom’s fashion faux pas

    44:04 Tom’s poetic outro

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    22 June 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 28 minutes 46 seconds
    Baked Beans, Chocolate Digestives and Declan Rice

    What way up should you eat a chocolate digestive biscuit? Is there anything that baked beans don’t go with? And why can’t Romesh ever be seen in public in Barcelona again?


    Also, our advice worked! Congratulations to the nervous numbat on his engagement!


    You too, could be the recipient of some potentially life-changing advice friends, send your questions, dilemmas, pictures and voice notes to us at [email protected].


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    00:28 Proposal
    03:02 Baked bean curry
    07:58 Rom’s Barcelona story
    12:51 Chocolate digestives
    17:09 Stalkers vs fans
    23:59 Drawings

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    18 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 41 minutes 11 seconds
    Matching Tattoos, Conspiracy Theories and Kevin Hart Roast

    Will Romesh retire from comedy at 50? Will ‘Heartbreak is the hardest thing’ become a chart-topping single? And will Tom wear a toupee?
    On this week’s episode we also reveal our matching Wolf & Owl tattoos - yes, we got it done!


    Plus, the Wolf & Owl club night IS happening! Make sure to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at [email protected].


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    00:00 Intro
    00:36 Tattoo reveal
    4:37 Michael Jordan
    6:31 The big step back
    10:03 Romesh the movie star
    12:29 The Wolf & Owl club night
    15:46 AI and songs
    18:29 Wigs and types
    19:10 Event organisers
    21:54 The roast of Kevin Hart
    33:35 Love for Tom
    34:18 - Magnifying glasses
    36:29 - Shout outs
    38:01 - Itchy toilet paper

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    15 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 25 minutes 22 seconds
    Pablo Escobart, Pigs and Massages

    When will people stop sending unsolicited d*ck pics? Will AI help us to really talk to animals? And what animal would Tom most like to talk to? What do Tom and Rom do to relax? And has Tom actually taken Romesh’s sleep advice?


    Don’t watch this episode while eating pineapple, or any food for that matter…and don’t forget to send your questions, dilemma and voice notes to us at [email protected].


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    01:33 Tom’s DMs
    03:39 Vegan dilemma
    08:52 Pablo Escobart
    10:18 Burn out
    17:52 Play safe

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    11 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 51 minutes 21 seconds
    Robert De Niro, Traitors and the UCL Final

    Did Romesh wear his banter canon shirt for the UEFA Champions League final? Could Tom be one of the Mitchell brothers? Why did Romesh think he was a bad dad?


    Will Tom get the chance to be friends with Robert De Niro and how did he perform having to follow the King at The King’s Trust show?


    Also, as the wolf and owl head closer to 50, they wonder if their best years are behind them? We’ll let you decide!


    Don’t forget to like and subscribe and get in touch with us at [email protected] with your questions, dilemmas and voice notes.
    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    02:22 Gentleman Jon
    03:10 Banter Canon
    04:11 The wolf and swan
    06:28 Eric Morecambe series
    09:12 Nearing 50
    12:12 Five Guys and Ray Parlour
    13:14 Tom’s Eastenders fantasy
    20:27 Arsenal
    27:38 Football dads
    28:44 The UEFA Champions League final
    39:34 Ladies First
    43:24 The King’s Trust
    44:46 Sticks

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    8 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 22 minutes 13 seconds
    Hot Chip Aftermath, WhatsApp Groups and Holding Grudges

    Is it OK to wave at strangers in the street? Should you confront people about secret WhatsApp groups?


    Should we have done the hot chip challenge before recording another episode? Probably not. Will Tom survive this episode? You’re about to find out…


    Send your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to [email protected] and don’t forget to like and subscribe friends!


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.

    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    01:33 Waving
    05:11 WhatsApp groups
    10:44 Overthinking interactions
    16:20 Holding grudges

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    4 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 44 minutes 1 second
    Hot Chip Challenge, Bathroom Habits and Amanda Holden

    Can Tom and Romesh survive the Hot Chip challenge? Watch to find out…
    Plus, what is Tom’s signature dish and why should you never be in the kitchen with Rom?


    How many times should you go to the bathroom and do we need to get more sleep? Also, why does Tom sniff sweaty shorts?


    We’re ready to rock! Don’t forget to like and subscribe and get in touch with us at [email protected]


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    00:43 Supermarket shopping
    04:24 Home cooking
    06:16 Tom’s soufflé
    12:09 Bathroom habits
    16:08 Bugsy Malone
    21:15 Sleeping problems
    31:35 Young love
    35:41 Hot chip challenge
    39:35 Know your limits

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    1 June 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 29 minutes 43 seconds
    In-Laws, FOMO and Thierry Henry

    Who is the alpha male between Tom and Romesh? What happened after Romesh’s childhood reunion on Michael McIntyre’s Big Show? Who else has Tom been texting and why does he think about Romesh in bed?

    Plus, should we get special guests on the pod?

    Don’t forget to just do you and send us your, questions, queries and funny photos and videos to us at [email protected]


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.

    Chapters 🎬

    00:00 Intro

    01:06 In-law opinions

    10:50 Dylan and Michael McIntrye

    16:28 Thierry Henry

    18:01 Late 20s and hobbies

    22:52 Life FOMO

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    28 May 2026, 11:01 pm
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