• 32 minutes 54 seconds
    Do We Really Need A Summer Body?

    How do you stop procrastinating?

    On this week’s Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh answer your emails, giving advice on everything from unrealistic expectations to learning to feel comfortable in your own skin.

    They also tackle one of the biggest problems facing us all: procrastination. From writing scripts and stand-up to finishing their books, Romesh shares his top tips for getting things done when your brain would rather do absolutely anything else.

    Plus, there's a debate on which films would be best suited for a Muppets remake.


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    01:11 Tom hates the new World Cup song

    03:40 On patriotism

    06:21 ⚽ Hate continued

    07:42 A question on your summer body

    17:22 How to stop procrastinating

    20:32 Tour competition

    21:30 Romesh’s procrastination top tips

    27:05 A Muppets question

    29:51 Outro

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    13 August 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 51 minutes 42 seconds
    The Traitors, Therapy and Bathroom Etiquette

    How do you deal with people who don't like you?

    The Wolf and the Owl join us again to talk about therapy, cortisol, managing stress and accepting that sometimes people just aren't going to vibe with you.

    From an insight into Tom’s bedtime routine, to discussing the dangers of leaving your emotional "tabs" open and an important debate on poo etiquette, it's a varied episode packed with role plays, scenarios and advice.

    Plus, Tom pushes Rom to spill some of the The Traitors tea and discuss why spoilers might be the worst thing about modern TV.


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    01:01 A sleep situation

    06:25 Cortisol conversation

    08:26 Therapy talk

    11:40 A role play on speaking up

    16:54 A stomach rumble interruption

    17:26 Wrong words and Trumpism

    19:45 Tom’s bathroom window beef

    21:43 An awkward scenario

    25:31 Poo etiquette

    33:30 Method acting

    35:04 How Tom deals with haters

    38:28 Tom wants to talk Traitors

    42:23 Not being liked

    45:59 Tom’s Outro

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    10 August 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 23 minutes 46 seconds
    Best Friends, Burglaries and Weddings

    Can you have a best friend over 30?

    On this week's Wolf & Owl, we're back in the inbox answering your emails, from wedding planning headaches, to poo robberies, to one of life's biggest questions: can you still have a best friend post-30?

    The guys tackle an unforgettable burglar dilemma, (yes, it involves someone being caught on the toilet), and somehow end up talking about goats and Tom's big issue with them along the way.

    Keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to [email protected].


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.

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    6 August 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 48 minutes 3 seconds
    Food Poisoning, Paris & Parenting

    What happens on a boys' trip to Paris?

    On this week's Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh unpack their recent trip to Paris, from filming with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe, to a disastrous bout of food poisoning after a group meal.

    Elsewhere, the boys debate the mind-boggling idea of a transatlantic tunnel, discuss whether AI could eventually make money irrelevant, and Tom struggles to understand the Eurostar.

    Plus, they talk wraps, Nandos, holiday gifts, and Tom rounds things off with another classic story and life lesson.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:40 On The Whiskey Brothers

    02:10 A dad & son role play

    11:19 An exclusive

    12:05 The Eurostar

    17:46 The problem with wraps

    19:30 An update on the transatlantic tunnel

    23:21 Will money be irrelevant?

    23:53 Some trip observations

    25:09 Rom thanks Tom

    27:00 The golf meal from hell

    31:12 On Paris

    34:06 Biscuits & holiday gifts

    39:05 Kick & Beavo

    40:57 Tom’s Flint Rock story

    45:21 Outro

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    3 August 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 32 minutes 1 second
    Confrontations, Condiments and The Paranormal

    Do the Wolf and Owl believe in ghosts?

    This week, Tom and Romesh dive into another batch of your emails, tackling friendship dilemmas, lies, condiment controversies and the paranormal.

    The boys discuss whether you should confront a friend who's secretly back with their ex, reveal their favourite condiments and Romesh christens himself a "Hot Sauce Don". Plus, we receive some bizarre listener pictures of what they think producer Jon looks like.

    From debating ghosts and aliens, to mango chutney and mint sauce, it's another gloriously chaotic episode of Wolf & Owl.

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    01:02 A friendship on the line

    10:13 A condiment conundrum

    11:44 Romesh loves TikTok

    13:25 Favourite condiments

    18:23 Some guesses on Jon

    21:38 Paranormal experiences

    29:05 Outro

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    30 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 45 minutes 50 seconds
    Ross Kemp, Josh Widdicombe & The Celebrity Purge

    Should Tom and Romesh get each other tattooed on their backsides?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle Tom's tattoo addiction and ask the important question all friendships ultimately arrive at, shall we tattoo each other on our arses? Plus another question arises, what would they actually do if The Purge became reality?

    From debating guns and home invasions to an unexpected role play of Ross Kemp and Josh Widdicombe that absolutely nobody could have expected. Not to forget, a classic tale from Tom to top it off. Don't miss it.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    03:43 On guns

    10:36 Home invasions

    12:11 The Purge question

    16:20 Tom’s beef with Ross Kemp’s rage

    18:07 A Josh Widdicombe, Ross Kemp roleplay

    24:05 What would Rom do during The Purge?

    26:55 The boys's addictions

    28:05 Tattoo chat

    40:25 Tom's story

    43:00 Outro

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    27 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 19 minutes 22 seconds
    Vernon Kay, Meditation Boners & Sensory Deprivation

    What's Tom's beef with Vernon Kay?


    This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle another batch of emails from you. Addressing awkward, backhanded compliments to a listener's unexpected experience in a sensory deprivation tank.


    The boys discuss why complete relaxation can sometimes have surprising side effects, share their thoughts on "negging" and Tom shares a story of a strange encounter in Jersey.


    Plus, Tom has a say in Rom's show attire and there's a heartfelt plea for Vernon Kay to finally acknowledge his gifted electrolytes.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:45 The first email

    03:25 Tom’s bugbear with Vernon Kay

    07:02 Meditation boners

    10:09 Tom’s shocking Jersey story

    12:35 A stinky shirt dilemma

    13:47 Am I the arsehole?

    17:28 Outro

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    23 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 37 minutes 6 seconds
    Misfits Boxing, Gym Advice And Haters

    Are influencer boxing matches ruining real boxing?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, we dive into the world of influencers, the Sidemen drama and the rise of Misfits Boxing.

    Plus the boys discuss getting older and attempting to stay fit without immediately injuring yourself, Rom shares his latest gym disaster and the pair open up about the realities of social media criticism.

    To wrap it up as usual, Tom delivers another classic tale, with the story of Dalton Creepy, the NASA cleaner who proves it's never too late to achieve your dreams.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:05 The aura curve and Gymskin

    05:20 On Sidemen

    05:20 Misfits Boxing

    16:35 Tom & Rom’s doppelgängers

    19:46 Dealing with negative comments

    25:39 Getting older and working out

    28:31 Tom’s astronaut story

    33:07 Outro

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    20 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 24 minutes 33 seconds
    Dogs At Restaurants, Role Play & Retirement

    Is Romesh really retiring at 50?

    Tom and Romesh clear up the recent retirement rumours before diving into your latest emails, including a debate about the over-exposure of dogs and a dramatic affair story from a listener who's questioning the future of their secret relationship.

    Another week, another email answered and some solid advice from the Wolf and the Owl.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:47 A question on dogs

    02:31 Romesh addresses his retiring comment

    03:29 Dog lovers continued

    11:09 Do the wives listen to the pod?

    11:53 An email about a secret relationship

    20:20 Outro

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    16 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 42 minutes 9 seconds
    Heart Attacks, Trauma Dumps & Bad Service Stations

    Can Tom save a marriage?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom attempts to settle a marital argument while Romesh shares a story involving a fire extinguisher that doesn't quite go to plan.

    Elsewhere, the boys discuss health scares, heart attacks, spicy food challenges and we have a very exciting announcement, before wrapping things up in the only way Wolf & Owl knows how, an ever-inspiring monologue from Tom.


    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:46 Tom’s electrolyte company

    05:57 Health and heart attacks

    11:42 Romesh’s fire extinguisher story

    18:10 On the spicy chip challenge

    18:49 Romesh’s news

    20:09 Tom’s bad services experience

    22:13 An announcement

    26:43 Tom mediates a marital argument

    37:10 Tom's Outro

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    13 July 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 29 minutes 18 seconds
    Fart Stories, SNL Opinions And Mooning

    Would Tom and Romesh ever host Saturday Night Live?

    This week on Wolf & Owl, the boys address Romesh's worst fart story. Plus we answer your emails about the strangest public encounters we've ever heard. From discussing whether they'd ever take on Saturday Night Live UK to opening up about their changing relationship with alcohol, it's another glorious episode.

    A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media.


    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:48 Revisiting Romeh’s fart story

    06:51 Answering your emails

    13:13 Would they do SNL?

    17:50 Thoughts on cutting out alcohol

    26:33 Outro

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    9 July 2026, 11:01 pm
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