Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

A true crime podcast about a case involving two brides and one turd.

  • 30 minutes 58 seconds
    S3 E12 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Four

    In the tense finale of Rural Rectal Rampage, we finally meet the shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the entire scandal.


    What begins as a simple confrontation unravels into something far more complex… an unexpected motive that forces everyone to rethink everything they thought they knew about the crime… and about themselves.


    As we piece together the true intent behind the Rampage, we arrive at a dangerous crossroads:
is our duty simply to solve crimes…or has this investigation pushed us toward actually committing one?


    The next case opens on December 18th. 


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    4 December 2025, 12:20 am
  • 34 minutes 47 seconds
    S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three

    A prime suspect suddenly blocks Karen from all form of communication, disappearing without a trace. Meanwhile, a reckless pyramid scheme involving teenagers spirals wildly out of control, taking the case to fresh levels of unprofessionalism.


    Desperate for answers, Karen takes stalking to bold new heights, while Lauren conducts a final high pressure interrogation that could make or break the entire investigation.


    Who truly set the Rural Rectal Rampage in motion, and what twisted mind wakes up one day and chooses this life?


    Part 4 (the finale) is out now.


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    4 December 2025, 12:00 am
  • 41 minutes 49 seconds
    S3 E10 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Two

    The investigation reaches new levels of desperation. 


    We find ourselves loitering outside a school, attempting to brief two teenagers on an undercover mission. We consult a nurse about the medical implications of anal insertions. And out of nowhere, a mysterious stranger appears with divine intervention.


    But nothing prepares us for the final question....is this scandal confined to Chipping Norton…or is it far bigger than we ever imagined?


    Part three AND four drop December 4th.


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    20 November 2025, 12:00 am
  • 37 minutes 17 seconds
    S3 E9 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part One

    The quiet streets of Chipping Norton are no longer at peace. A phantom prankster - or perhaps an organised ring of pranksters - is targeting local stores and tagging innocent household items with stickers that say “for rectal use only.”


    As the town’s elderly residents grow increasingly distraught, the pressure mounts on Detective LK and KW to put an end to the chaos. 


    Part Two drops November 20th.


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    6 November 2025, 12:00 am
  • 41 minutes 33 seconds
    S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two

    Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open.


    Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story.

    Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over.


    The next case opens on November 6th. 


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    22 October 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 46 minutes 14 seconds
    S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One

    Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.


    What begins as a bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.


    Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?


    Part two drops October 23rd.


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    8 October 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 51 minutes 16 seconds
    S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?

    Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation.


    The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.


    Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.


    The next case opens on October 9th. 


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    24 September 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 45 minutes 2 seconds
    S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two

    In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. 


    Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?


    One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.


    A brand new case opens on September 25th. 


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    10 September 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 38 minutes 49 seconds
    S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One

    In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit.


    But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?


    To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.


    But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.


    Part Two drops September 11th.


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    28 August 2025, 8:00 am
  • 19 minutes 36 seconds
    S3 E3 Fecal Fugitive - BONUS

    What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony?


    Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers.


    If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style.


    The next new case episode will be releasing on September 11th. 


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    13 August 2025, 11:00 pm
  • 48 minutes 27 seconds
    S3 E2 Fecal Fugitive - Part Two

    The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. 


    One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them.


    In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding.


    Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW. 


    A brand new case opens on August 28th. 


    Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind the scenes. 

    Sound design: @juanthummler

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    13 August 2025, 10:00 pm
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