The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.

This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.

Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.

And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.

Part Two drops June 18th.

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In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.

Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.

Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal?

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It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.

The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event. 

But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight. 

Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?

One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.

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The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.

Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?

We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1. 

And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?

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Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. 

Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… 

Mayonnaise. 

Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once. 

Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal. 

Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.

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A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure…

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The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME.

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Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning. 

One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's stayed silent for as long as he could. But nobody can stay silent forever... 

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In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.

Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to simmer through the night, and fell asleep dreaming of the meal that would carry them to the finish line. But by morning, their shelter had transformed from a place of trust and family… into a crime scene.

The pot, once filled with hope, was now missing one and a half breasts.

The jungle might keep your secrets. But we don’t. We’re coming for you Boob Bandit…

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It all ends today*. 

It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the source of the lie or to to João's parents?

A shocking confession from a superspreader reveals how his fake story reached millions. And to close the case, we launch a social experiment designed to rewrite the future of this legend. We didn't think it would end like this but here we are...

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*for now.

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After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades.

Then we find it. A newspaper article from 1904. Suddenly João is the least of our problems. And just as we're ready to give up (again)… a key witness steps forward.

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