• 42 minutes 39 seconds
    S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three

    It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.


    The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event. 


    But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight. 


    Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?


    One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.


    The next case opens on June 4th.


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    20 May 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 50 minutes 17 seconds
    S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two

    The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.


    Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?


    We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1. 


    And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?


    The finale drops on May 21st.


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    6 May 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 40 minutes
    S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One

    Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. 


    Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… 

    Mayonnaise. 


    Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once. 


    Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal. 


    Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.


    Part Two is out on May 7th.


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    22 April 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 50 minutes 51 seconds
    S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?

    A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure…


    The next case opens April 23rd.


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    8 April 2026, 11:00 pm
  • 48 minutes 5 seconds
    S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three

    The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME.


    The next case opens on 9th April.


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    26 March 2026, 12:20 am
  • 39 minutes 21 seconds
    S3 E21 Boob Bandit - Part Two

    Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning. 


    One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's stayed silent for as long as he could. But nobody can stay silent forever... 


    Part Three - the grand finale - is out now.


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    26 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 50 minutes 52 seconds
    S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One

    In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.


    Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to simmer through the night, and fell asleep dreaming of the meal that would carry them to the finish line. But by morning, their shelter had transformed from a place of trust and family… into a crime scene.


    The pot, once filled with hope, was now missing one and a half breasts.


    The jungle might keep your secrets. But we don’t. We’re coming for you Boob Bandit…


    The finale of Boob Bandit is out on 26th March.


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    12 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five

    It all ends today*. 


    It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the source of the lie or to to João's parents?


    A shocking confession from a superspreader reveals how his fake story reached millions. And to close the case, we launch a social experiment designed to rewrite the future of this legend. We didn't think it would end like this but here we are...


    The next case opens on 12th March.


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    *for now.

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    26 February 2026, 12:00 am
  • 41 minutes 44 seconds
    S3 E18 Doggy Bag - Part Four

    After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades.


    Then we find it. A newspaper article from 1904. Suddenly João is the least of our problems. And just as we're ready to give up (again)… a key witness steps forward.


    The finale of Doggy Bag is out on 26th Feb.


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    12 February 2026, 12:00 am
  • 44 minutes 24 seconds
    S3 E17 Doggy Bag - Part Three

    The long awaited investigation returns in our attempt to finally find Justice for João.


    At the end of Doggy Bag Part 2, we put out a call to listeners across the world asking for any leads connected to this story. What came back was nothing short of shocking.


    This is the episode where myth meets evidence. Where coincidence becomes pattern. And where we start to believe this story could actually... be true.


    Doggy Bag Part 4 is out on 12th February.


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    29 January 2026, 12:00 am
  • 35 minutes 19 seconds
    S3 E16 Phantom Cleaner - Part Two

    Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads us directly to our prime suspect. The only person who fits this crime perfectly, with both motive and intent.


    But when the suspect is finally confronted, a confusing confession sends us spiralling. Reality starts to wobble. And we are left asking ourselves some very serious questions including but not limited to: have we been out-detectived by a gecko?


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    15 January 2026, 12:00 am
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