Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets

  • 49 minutes 45 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 0-2 IPSWICH TOWN

    Here we go through the final callers and the 5 word reviews etc... on a frustrating night for the Hornets.


    COYH!!

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    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    25 February 2026, 9:45 am
  • 49 minutes 4 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 0-2 IPSWICH TOWN

    Ipswich Town, clearly a championship ready side with height, pace and power came to Vicarage Road but the Watford side that faced them was very different from the side we saw against Derby County. 3 games in 7 days saw Ed Still make a change of shape that never convinced neither fans nor seemingly the players and without Vata and now Maamma and Baah out let options now appear severely limited!! Pete looks for some silver lining positives.


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    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    25 February 2026, 7:40 am
  • 39 minutes 10 seconds
    OPPOSITION VIEW - BRISTOL CITY (AWAY)

    Carl, Justin and Pete chat with David from Forever Bristol City about clarinet songbooks, transfer windows, managers honeymoons expiring and the frustration of owners who want too much to sell their clubs when their ambition appears to have expired. The prediction sees various teams of like minds for once!!!


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    24 February 2026, 10:30 pm
  • 19 minutes 30 seconds
    WATFORD FC WOMEN 3-0 CHELTENHAM TOWN

    A match disrupted by a medical emergency that saw both clubs medical teams respond to great affect, went the way of the Hornets who retained their concentration to keep themselves at the top of the table - next stop Billericay Town Away.

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    22 February 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 52 minutes 14 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

    Hear the final fan calls and the 5 word, long form and YouTube comments in part 2.

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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    22 February 2026, 6:01 am
  • 55 minutes 43 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 2-0 DERBY

    A clean sheet and two goals from two centre forwards. Its not perfect but its certainly an encouraging start under Ed Still. Three wingers withdrawing from the action means that it is not all good news but most listeners were happy with what they have seen from the last three halves of football from the Hornets - fingers crossed it continues.

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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!


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    21 February 2026, 11:45 pm
  • 47 minutes 4 seconds
    OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN (HOME)

    Pete catches up with Benjamin Bloom on Ipswich Town, parachute clubs coming back down. The idiots discuss programmes both old, new and stuck under Xmas trees and Carl explains why his Wi-Fi is like a bad step dad! COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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    21 February 2026, 6:00 pm
  • 29 minutes 7 seconds
    OPPOSITION VIEW - DERBY COUNTY (HOME)

    We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about a good season that has seen the Rams evolve under former Hornet skipper John Eustace. Despite iffy wifi we cover Carlton Morris injury and what Derby have done to compensate plus a lot about murkins!! COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    17 February 2026, 5:18 pm
  • 55 minutes 57 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

    Hear part two of the post match phone in after a strange yet wonderful game at Deepdale. We have a a couple of debut callers including Vazha from Tbilisi to give us loads of information about our 3 Georgians, including Chakvetadze's injury record, international details and why we may get our Giorgi back to normal once he recovers fully from injury - fingers crossed.


    Thank you as always to everyone who listens and/or contributes.

    COYH!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!


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    15 February 2026, 7:00 am
  • 46 minutes 36 seconds
    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - PNEFC 2-2 WFC

    A funny old game of two halves!! After an interesting week the Ed Still era at Watford looked like getting off to an inauspicious start as the first half saw poor defending giving the Lilywhites a very deserved lead. Nothing in that first half indicated what was to come in the second half. Fan favourite Baah and increased level of controlled aggression and desire from the Hornets give possibly the best half of football seen from a Watford team in some time and gets many of the callers enthusiastic for what might come from this combination of players and left field management appointment. Fingers crossed.
    COYH!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!


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    14 February 2026, 10:54 pm
  • 37 minutes 14 seconds
    STUFF & NONSENSE - PART TWO

    We go through some of the pre manager appointment questions and tackle subjects such as Watford FC if it were a recurring film rather than the same season being repeated over and over again, alternative run out music and Carl explains what "Holiday Pirates" are!!!

    COYH!!


    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!

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    14 February 2026, 9:54 am
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