The Sloppy Boys

The Sloppy Boys

A podcast about cocktails. Each week, comedy rockers The Sloppy Boys (Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jefferson Dutton) drink and discuss a cocktail recognized by the International Bartenders Association.

  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    268. Phony Negroni with Chris Farren

    The guys welcome rock star heartthrob Chris Farren for some non-alcoholic, ready-to-drink bottled cocktails!


    St. Agrestis Phony Negroni is available in select stores.

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    5 December 2025, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    267. Cincinnati Cocktail (Live in Cincinnati)

    The guys ruin perfectly good beers by adding soda water to them, just like they did 100 years ago!


    CINCINNATI COCKTAIL RECIPE:

    • 1 part BEER
    • 1 part SODA WATER


    Fill a pint glass halfway with beer. Top up with soda water.


    Recipe via Esquire

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    28 November 2025, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    266. Coors Light (Live in Denver)

    The guys crack Silver Bullets and also Tap the Rockies in front of a live studio audience!


    Coors Light is available in select stores.

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    21 November 2025, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    265. Hpnotiq Margarita

    The guys use the rest of their Hpnotiq to make a marg! Kinda cool!


    RECIPE HERE: 


    1.5oz/45ml Patrón Silver blanco tequila

    .5 oz/15ml Cointreau triple sec

    .5 oz/15ml Hpnotiq

    .5 oz/15ml Lime juice (freshly squeezed)


    Select and pre-chill a coupe glass. Shake all ingredients with ice. Fine strain into chilled glass. Garnish with lime wedge.


    Recipe via Difford’s Guide

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    14 November 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    264. Incredible Hulk

    The guys test the transformative power of an infamous club concoction!


    INCREDIBLE HULK RECIPE: 


    • 2oz/60ml HPNOTIQ 
    • 2oz/60ml HENNESSY


    Add ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with lime wedge.


    Recipe via Justin's Restaurant

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    7 November 2025, 7:00 am
  • 56 minutes 6 seconds
    [UNLOCKED] Best Starch-Enclosed Protein

    Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout, our weekly bonus episode available to Patreon subscribers. The guys determine the best food item that is like a meat or protein type thing surrounded by a cheaper foodstuff, like a dough, for example.

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    31 October 2025, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    262. Tennessee Mule (Live in Nashville)

    The guys bring da funk to City Winery Nashville for twist on the Moscow Mule that's more reminiscent of the American south.


    TENNESSEE MULE RECIPE:

    • 2oz/60ml NELSON'S GREEN BRIER
    • GINGER BEER
    • LIME


    Fill a highball glass with cubed ice. Pour Jack Daniel's over ice. Top up with ginger beer. Garnish with lime wedge.


    Hosted by City Winery Nashville

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    24 October 2025, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    261. Appletini

    The guys bravely defy societal norms and tackle the much-mocked sissy drink from the '90s/2000s.


    APPLETINI RECIPE:


    • 1.5oz/45ml VODKA 
    • 1.5oz/45ml PUCKER SOUR APPLE
    • .5oz/15ml SOUR MIX 


    Add ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with Granny Smith apple slice.


    Recipe via the 1990s

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    17 October 2025, 8:38 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    260. Pink Squirrel

    The guys whip up a delicious delicacy from the nation's drunkest state.


    PINK SQUIRREL RECIPE:


    • .75oz/22ml creme de noyaux
    • .75oz/22ml white creme de cacao
    • 1.5oz /45ml heavy cream
    • Garnish: freshly grated nutmeg


    Add the creme de noyaux, white creme de cacao and heavy cream into a shaker filled with ice and shake until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with freshly grated nutmeg.

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    10 October 2025, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    259. Milwaukee's Best (Live in Milwaukee)

    The guys crack cans of the local "favorite" at X-Ray Arcade! It's a wild one.


    Milwaukee's Best is available in select stores.

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    3 October 2025, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    258. 7&7

    Blank-and-Blank month continues as the boys review a simple classic mixed drink. Born in the '40s, the combination was championed by both the distiller and the soda giant, and would go on to become a staple of the '70s.


    7&7 RECIPE: 


    • 1.5oz/45ml SEAGRAM'S 7
    • 4oz/120ml 7UP


    Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in whiskey and top up with 7up. Stir gently and garnish with lime or lemon wedge.


    Recipe via Liquor.com

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    26 September 2025, 9:00 am
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