The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
Comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the latest news in the world of Politics, Sports and Entertainment. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/warreportpod/support
- 39 minutes 47 secondsBonus EP - Not that Adolf
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commit crime, and a drone deliverying a nice dinner to some inmates.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Follow The Team:
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@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
15 December 2025, 6:00 am - 1 hour 2 minutesEp. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
11 December 2025, 4:42 pm - 32 minutes 32 secondsBonus EP - Fart for your Memory
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration policies on other industries, and why we need farts for brain health
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
8 December 2025, 12:53 pm - 56 minutes 48 secondsEp. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that would be hurt by Trump's policies.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
4 December 2025, 1:04 pm - 42 minutes 18 secondsBonus EP - We're all shook up
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
1 December 2025, 7:52 pm - 59 minutes 59 secondsEp. 262 - Turkey and Dreams
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
27 November 2025, 12:07 pm - 37 minutes 39 secondsBonus EP - I was meant to Cook
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick leave.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
24 November 2025, 9:26 pm - 1 hour 4 minutesEp. 261 - Alienation of Affection
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
20 November 2025, 7:23 pm - 35 minutes 16 secondsBonus EP - In the name of STEM
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise you can get during sex.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
17 November 2025, 6:00 am - 58 minutes 12 secondsEp. 260 - Scam Responsibly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
13 November 2025, 5:11 pm - 4 minutes 8 secondsAfter These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
patreon.com/WarReportPod
Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.
Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
David Collins
Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
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