Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Martin Harder
Welcome, Listeners of Illusion, to Temporal Discussion. An episode-by-episode retrospective of the awesome British kids TV show, Knightmare. Phase across time to the late 80s and join Martin Harder and Martin Odoni as they venture through each and every episode of the show. Join them for humerous observations, behind-the-scenes talk and a breakdown of the series done in a way that only those with true love of the source material can manage. It's only a podcast... Isn't it? Web: www.knightmarepod.co.uk Twitter: @KnightmarePod Patreon: knightmarepod Email: [email protected]
- 30 minutesThe Knightmare Audio Series - S02E05
The team venture further into the Dungeon of Deceit.
Cast
Clym Angus as Keiran
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Izzy, Maldame
Jordan Munn as Sam
Ross Thompson as Pickle, Nemanor, Rothberry, Snapper Jack
Damon Wakes as Daniel
Edited by Ross Thompson
Written by Jake Collins
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9 January 2026, 4:00 pm - 35 minutes 43 secondsChristmas Special 2025 - The Dunshelm Players Present "All Must Surely Be An Illusion"
We couldn’t resist it forever. It’s been 9 years, hard to believe, but the Dunshelm Players are finally back in action. A completely new, standalone project with no links to any previous work, All must surely be an illusion is essentially a parody of modern society, with a warning about the degree of danger posed by modern computer imagery, as compared with the more basic type Knightmare itself used back in the 1990s.
It features debuts for Jason Karl (who was a dungeoneer in season 2, and later went on to a career as a television presenter), Kim Stewart-Crossley of the Temporal Discussion podcast, Kim Harder (wife of Martin H), Laura Bean, Scott Evans (a dungeoneer in season 3 of Knightmare), and Rea Pearson (a team advisor in season 5).
As ever, the play is not set at Christmas, includes no reference to Christmas whatsoever, and is entirely unrelated to Christmas, and so it will be available to listen to during the Christmas period 2025, as yet another non-festive festive offering.
Nice to bring back an old tradition.
Cast
Jason Karl as Treguard
Andy Marshall as Carl
Kim Stewart-Crossley as Emma
Amy Davies as Amy
Martin Harder as Tony
Kim Harder as Council Caller
Ross Thompson as Hugh
Martin Odoni as Neddy
Laura Bean as Milly
Jake Collins as Alec and Inspector Jim Boyle
Scott Evans as Policeman
Rosey Collins as Bank Teller
Rea Pearson as Sergeant Theodora
Written and edited by Martin Odoni
Intro music: Colossus - by Kevin MacLeod
Outro music: Unpromised - by Kevin MacLeod
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Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
26 December 2025, 4:00 pm - 30 minutesThe Knightmare Audio Series - S02E04
Dungeoneer Megan and her team continue their quest for the sword. Will level 2 prove too much for them?
CREDITS
Clym Angus as Kieran
Catie Clark as Megan
Jake Collins as Treguard, Sylvester Hands, Mike, Phelheim, Merlin
Rosey Collins as Marta, Izzy, Sidriss
Amy Davies as Elita
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Jordan Munn as Sam
Antony Rowe as Chris
Cassandra Smith as Katy
Juliet Thompson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Pickle
Damon Wakes as Daniel
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins
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Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
12 December 2025, 4:00 pm - 30 minutesThe Knightmare Audio Series - S02E03
A continuation of the audio series created by Ross Thompson.
CATIE CLARK as Megan
JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Mike, Gumboil, Hordriss, Sylvester Hands
ROSEY COLLINS as Kimberlite, Stiletta, Marta
AMY DAVIES as Heggatty
ANTONY ROWE as Chris
CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy
ROSS THOMPSON as Motley, Pickle, Mrs Grimwold
Edited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINS
Written by ROSEY COLLINS and JAKE COLLINS
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28 November 2025, 4:00 pm - 24 minutes 5 secondsTemporal Tangents: The Case of the Vanishing Necklace
Note: Many apologies for this releasing over a day late, this was due to a spanner in the works.
(It's me. I'm the spanner. I was concentrating so much on going to Knightmare Live this weekend that I forgot to upload a bloody episode!)
When Rea last joined us on Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast, our chat was so full of insights and memories that we didn’t quite have time to cover everything we wanted. So, Jake set out on a quest worthy of the Dungeon itself — tracking Rea back down for a follow-up conversation!
In this episode, Jake and Rea pick up where we left off, delving deeper into her experiences, clearing up a few lingering points, and uncovering even more behind-the-scenes stories from the world of Knightmare.
With Jake Collins and Rea Pearson
Written and edited by Jake Collins
Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
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16 November 2025, 2:31 am - 30 minutesKnightmare Audio Series - S02E02
The next episode of fan-made shenanigans in the Knightmare universe.
EDDIE BOSHELL as Ryan
CATIE CLARK as Megan
JAKE COLLINS as Treguard,Merlin, Hordriss, Mike
ROSEY COLLINS as Maldame, Stiletta
AMY DAVIES as Heggatty
BEN FIELDHOUSE as Ethan
OLGA JACH as Brandy
ELLIE MARSHALL as Rachel
ANTONY ROWE as Chris
CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy
ROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Nemanor, Motley
Edited by ROSS THOMPSON
Written by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINS
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Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
31 October 2025, 4:00 pm - 30 minutesKnightmare Audio Series - S02E01
The first episode of series 2 of the fan-made Knightmare Audio Series.
Original release date: 17/08/2013
Credits:
Eddie Boshell as Ryan
Jake Collins as Treguard, Phelheim, Hordriss, Gumboil and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Marta
Ben Fieldhouse as Ethan
Olga Jach as Brandy
Eliie Marshall as Rachel
Ross Thompson as Pickle
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins
Written by Jake Collins
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17 October 2025, 3:00 pm - 1 hour 4 minutesS05E16 - The Knight of the Lost Braincell
I'd like to offer my deepest apologies for the unannounced delay to this episode. Unfortunately, due to a personal matter, I haven't been able to get it uploaded to Spotify For Creators before now.
Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale.
As this iteration of The Greater Game draws to a close, Lord Fear and Aesandra join forces in an attempt to trap Dungeoneer Kelly - ensuring that she is destroyed by the Phase Shift! Will she be able to escape in time? Will Sir Hugh finally have the chance to rescue someone? Does anybody really care what Martin has to say about Robin Hood's merry men?
Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley, Martin Harder, and Jake CollinsEdited by Jake Collins
Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack
Extended credits and special thanks at the end of the episode
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The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
4 October 2025, 11:05 pm - 52 minutes 3 secondsS05E15 - Rosey and Kim
Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor.
Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale.
Martin would just like to make it clear that he does not spend the Patreon money in the alehouse. He much prefers mead.
Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosey Collins
Edited by Jake Collins
Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack
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19 September 2025, 3:00 pm - 50 minutes 46 secondsS05E14 - Goblin Fodder
Team 7: Christopher, Paul, Keith, and Ciaran from London
Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor
Chris has a transformative experience, and Rosey lays out her 4-part theory.
Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley
Edited by Jake Collins
Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack
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5 September 2025, 8:27 pm - 47 minutes 11 secondsTimeBusters Special - RAF Swanton Morley
People are seeing the ghosts of American fighter pilots at RAF Swanton Morley. If it keeps up the Americans are going to end up declaring the base as a war grave! The TimeBusters are going to have their work cut out for them in this one.
Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosie Collins
Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.
Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke
TimeBusters on The Olden Days Podcast
Knightmare commentaries playlist
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