The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love.

  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    BRUNCH: The 60 Most Rewatchable Movies of the 21st Century

    What are the most rewatchable movies of the last 25 years. Could you pick 20? Could you pick 60? On today's episode, Mike, Sean and AJ fantasy draft a list of 60. Enjoy!

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    23 February 2026, 11:32 am
  • 1 hour 44 minutes
    There's Something About Mary (1998)

    Our 250th movie review is a special one. We dive deep into 'There’s Something About Mary,' from the zipper scene and “7‑minute abs” to Brett Favre cameos and creepy suitors, asking the important question- does this Farrelly Brothers classic still works in 2026. Is it a timeless rom‑com or just a long‑distance teenage crush gone way too far?

    •0:00:00 - Introductions

    •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing

    •0:08:00  - Pertinent movie details 

    •0:12:00  -  Critical and fan reviews

    •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

    •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings

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    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802


    Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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    19 February 2026, 11:19 am
  • 39 minutes 51 seconds
    BRUNCH: Top 5 Movie Character Crushes

    In honor of the month of love, we each give out our top 5 movie character crushes! ENJOY!

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    16 February 2026, 11:28 am
  • 1 hour 47 minutes
    How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

    On today’s episode, we continue our month of love with the movie that some say developed and perfected the 21st century rom-com formula. This movie propped Matthew McConaughey into leading man territory and Kate Hudson was nominated for an MTV movie award for best female performance. Not to be confused with last week’s movie, 10 things I hate about you, we are of course talking about 2003’s How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.


    •0:00:00 - Introductions

    •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing

    •0:07:45  - Pertinent movie details 

    •0:13:00  -  Critical and fan reviews

    •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

    •1:32:00 - Modern day ratings

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    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802


    Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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    12 February 2026, 11:35 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    BRUNCH: Movies From Sundance Film Festival 2026

    Sean and producer Logan got to attend Sundance Film Festival this year and have a full report on the movies you will need to keep on your radar this year!

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    9 February 2026, 11:23 am
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

    We are kicking off our Month of Love in peak ’90s fashion.   On today’s brand new episode, we debate Heath Ledger’s early heartthrob status, gush over that insane stadium high school and the marching-band serenade, dig into the movie’s feminist angles, pile on praise for Larry Miller, and float a wild fan theory that Patrick Verona grows up to be The Dark Knight’s Joker.  Join us for a review of 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You



    •0:00:00 - Introductions

    •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing

    •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details 

    •0:12:15  -  Critical and fan reviews

    •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

    •1:25:00 - Modern day ratings

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    The Confused Breakfast

    PO Box 10016

    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802


    Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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    5 February 2026, 11:31 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    BRUNCH: The Confused Breakfast Gets To Star in 'Roadhouse'

    This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy!



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    2 February 2026, 11:24 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    Desperado (1995)

    When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy.  But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie..  Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget,  Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies.  With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado



    •0:00:00 - Introductions

    •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing

    •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details 

    •0:10:30  -  Critical and fan reviews

    •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

    •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings

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    The Confused Breakfast

    PO Box 10016

    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802


    Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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    29 January 2026, 11:27 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature)

    Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy!


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    The Confused Breakfast

    PO Box 10016

    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802

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    26 January 2026, 11:17 am
  • 1 hour 46 minutes
    Grandma's Boy (2006)

    On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s.   Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone.  In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned.  We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s Boy.



    •0:00:00 - Introductions

    •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing

    •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details 

    •0:11:15  -  Critical and fan reviews

    •0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 

    •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings

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    The Confused Breakfast

    PO Box 10016

    Cedar Rapids, IA

    52402-9802


    Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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    22 January 2026, 11:14 am
  • 56 minutes 27 seconds
    BRUNCH: The Confusie Award Show from the 2025 Season

    Welcome to the second annual Confusie Awards Presentation. On this episode, we go back through all the movies of our 2025 season and give out winners for best actor/actress, best supporting actor/actress, best episode, most punchable face and so much more. Enjoy!

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    19 January 2026, 11:11 am
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