Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto.

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We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

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In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep.

And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning. 

There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board. 

The show phone is 0489 214 653 

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You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most. 

The show phone is 0489 214 653 

The Fine Print: 

You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

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Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved!

Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche. 

The show phone is 0489 214 653 

The Fine Print: 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen? 

The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot.  It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up

And now we have to unpack why.

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What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year.  No judgement; but we're talking to the trees. 

Got opinions? Feedback? Are you Elizabeth from the LVMH brand protection team? The show phone is 0489 214 653 

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This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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How does it work?

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Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled.

Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment?

Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men.

Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice.

Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 

The Fine Print: 

This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle

Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests.

Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 

The Fine Print: 

This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

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No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.

This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go? 

Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum 

Send a voice memo to the show phone! The number is 0489 214 653

This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

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Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.  

Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China. 

Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. 

BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP  

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It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever?

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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