- 1 hour 3 minutes“I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”
A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.
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30 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minute“I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"
A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.
Get in line. I am a gecko.
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26 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 59 minutes 56 seconds“I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN”
A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.
Try it. I am a gecko.
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23 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 58 minutes 52 seconds“JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE”
A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.
Ready your swords. I am a gecko.
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19 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 58 minutes“I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE”
A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.
We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.
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16 August 2026, 12:00 pm - 1 hour 37 seconds“I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM”
A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.
Turn around. I am a gecko.
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12 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 35 seconds“I MIGHT BE RACIST”
A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.
You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.
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9 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minute“I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE”
A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.
The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.
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5 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 4 minutes“GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP”
A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.
Hello. I am a gecko.
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2 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 6 minutes“I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS”
A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him.
Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko.
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29 July 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 4 minutes“I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS”
A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text.
Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko.
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