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A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car.

Look at that bird. I am a gecko. 

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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths.

This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko.

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A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more.

Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko. 

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A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps.

Move over. I am a gecko.

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A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff. 

Watch out for traps. l am a gecko.

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A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends. 

I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko.

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A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people. 

We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko.

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On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future.

Time to go to the store. I am a gecko.

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Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about.

That magician over there is hitting on your dad. I am a gecko. 

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A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does.

Imagine a dog. I am a gecko.

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