• 1 hour 3 minutes
    “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”

    A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.

    Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.

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    30 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"

    A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.

    Get in line. I am a gecko. 

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    26 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 59 minutes 56 seconds
    “I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN”

    A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.

    Try it. I am a gecko.

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    23 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 58 minutes 52 seconds
    “JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE”

    A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.

    Ready your swords. I am a gecko.

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    19 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 58 minutes
    “I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE”

    A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.

    We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.

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    16 August 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 37 seconds
    “I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM”

    A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.

    Turn around. I am a gecko. 

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    12 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 35 seconds
    “I MIGHT BE RACIST”

    A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.

    You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.

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    9 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE”

    A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent. 

    The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.

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    5 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    “GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP”

    A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.

    Hello. I am a gecko.

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    2 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    “I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS”

    A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him.

    Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko.

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    29 July 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    “I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS”

    A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text.

    Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko.

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    22 July 2026, 2:00 pm
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