- 1 hour 13 seconds“I AM A CLOWN STRIPPER”
A caller conducts a social experiment, a caller discusses their life as a stripping clown, and we read viewer mail from a Swedish guy.
I was never here. I am a gecko.
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4 November 2026, 3:05 pm - 1 hour 7 minutes“I’M ON AN ATMOSPHERIC BIKE RIDE” - Best of Therapy Gecko
In this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into a reality, and many more very good things. Calls are from 2020 and 2021.
It is time to check the time. I am a gecko.
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1 November 2026, 3:20 pm - 47 minutes 9 seconds“I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN”
A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode.
Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko.
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28 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 4 minutes“I’M IN DOUBLE JEOPARDY”
A caller navigates legal trouble, a caller makes an effort to be a better person, and we read a viewer mail about returning to oneself.
GTA 6 will fix everything. I am a gecko.
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25 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 16 minutes“I RUN AN ESCAPE ROOM IN A SMALL ITALIAN TOWN”
A caller runs an escape room in a small Italian town, a caller questions why his co-workers treat him differently, and a final caller grapples with his reliance on his phone.
Look up. I am a gecko.
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21 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minute“MY FAKE MARRIAGE IS TURNING REAL”
A caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat back.
I love salmon. I am a gecko.
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18 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 16 minutes“WE’RE FLEEING AMERICA”
A caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a man reflecting on perfection.
Time to look at the wall. I am a gecko.
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14 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 6 minutesHORNY IN RURAL ALASKA
A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska.
Ring the bell. I am a gecko.
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11 October 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 23 minutes“I’LL GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE FOR $5”
I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta.
It was a good day. I am a gecko.
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7 October 2026, 6:30 pm - 1 hour 3 minutes“I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”
A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.
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30 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minute“I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"
A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.
Get in line. I am a gecko.
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