A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.

One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.

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A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.

Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

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A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.

Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. 

It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. 

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A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. 

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. 

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. 

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A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

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A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.

Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.  

Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.

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Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart.

A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport.

The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko.

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A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. 

Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum.

The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko.

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A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails.

Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz.

Watch the full park video here.

Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko.

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