A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that.

They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. 

It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko.

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A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.

Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.

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A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.

I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. 

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A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.

Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.

Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.

I love eating dirt. I am a gecko.

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A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."

The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.

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Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.

This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.

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I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic. 

We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards.

I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko.

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A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson.

It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko.

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A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer.

It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko.

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