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A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army.

This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living.

It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. 

Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.

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Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now.

The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko.

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A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium. 

It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko.

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A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. 

Do not double dip. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. 

It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko.

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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.

Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people.

Take a number. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. 

Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling. 

Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.

That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.

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