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Therapy Gecko

Therapy Gecko

Lyle Drescher

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    HORNY IN RURAL ALASKA

    A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska. 

    Ring the bell. I am a gecko. 

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    11 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    “I’LL GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE FOR $5”

    I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta.

    It was a good day. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    7 October 2026, 6:30 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”

    A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.

    Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    30 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"

    A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.

    Get in line. I am a gecko. 

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    26 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 59 minutes 56 seconds
    “I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN”

    A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.

    Try it. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    23 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 58 minutes 52 seconds
    “JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE”

    A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.

    Ready your swords. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    19 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 58 minutes
    “I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE”

    A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.

    We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    16 August 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 37 seconds
    “I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM”

    A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.

    Turn around. I am a gecko. 

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    12 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 35 seconds
    “I MIGHT BE RACIST”

    A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.

    You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    9 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE”

    A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent. 

    The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    5 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    “GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP”

    A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.

    Hello. I am a gecko.

    GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com

    GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever

    follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever

    GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    2 August 2026, 2:00 pm
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