• 1 hour 13 seconds
    “I AM A CLOWN STRIPPER”

    A caller conducts a social experiment, a caller discusses their life as a stripping clown, and we read viewer mail from a Swedish guy.

    I was never here. I am a gecko. 

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    4 November 2026, 3:05 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    “I’M ON AN ATMOSPHERIC BIKE RIDE” - Best of Therapy Gecko

    In this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into a reality, and many more very good things. Calls are from 2020 and 2021.

    It is time to check the time. I am a gecko.

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    1 November 2026, 3:20 pm
  • 47 minutes 9 seconds
    “I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD A GUN”

    A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode.

    Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko.

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    28 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    “I’M IN DOUBLE JEOPARDY”

    A caller navigates legal trouble, a caller makes an effort to be a better person, and we read a viewer mail about returning to oneself.

    GTA 6 will fix everything. I am a gecko.

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    25 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    “I RUN AN ESCAPE ROOM IN A SMALL ITALIAN TOWN”

    A caller runs an escape room in a small Italian town, a caller questions why his co-workers treat him differently, and a final caller grapples with his reliance on his phone.

    Look up. I am a gecko. 

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    21 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “MY FAKE MARRIAGE IS TURNING REAL”

    A caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat back.

    I love salmon. I am a gecko.

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    18 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    “WE’RE FLEEING AMERICA”

    A caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a man reflecting on perfection.

    Time to look at the wall. I am a gecko.

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    14 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    HORNY IN RURAL ALASKA

    A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska. 

    Ring the bell. I am a gecko. 

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    11 October 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    “I’LL GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE FOR $5”

    I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta.

    It was a good day. I am a gecko.

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    7 October 2026, 6:30 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    “I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER”

    A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.

    Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.

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    30 August 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    “I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING"

    A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.

    Get in line. I am a gecko. 

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    26 August 2026, 2:00 pm
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