A psychologist and an anthropologist try to make sense of the world's greatest self-declared Gurus.
Chris and Matt confront their inner demons, manifest their personal deities, and dive into the Onto-Logos.
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00:00 Introduction
02:32 Matt's Surprise Shaming
06:39 Jordan Peterson's Inner Monologue Revealed
10:04 Trump on Ukraine
15:22 Sean Carroll explains US cuts to science funding
16:47 Bleak Prospects for the US
24:14 Aella vs. Arrogant Red Pill Man
37:22 Be wary of Overcorrecting
43:11 John Vervaeke meets Hermes
52:59 False Dichotomies of the Spirit
01:03:38 Entering into Dialogos with Matt's Inner Darwin
01:07:39 Perspectival and participatory phenomenological identity transformation.
01:09:20 Other ways of knowing spirits
01:13:45 Materialists and their Monological Mindsets
01:18:37 Welcome to the Onto-Logos
01:24:06 Bad Faith Commenters
01:29:35 Pageau and the Metaphysics of Pepe the Frog
01:36:32 Next Book Review: Other Minds
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Chris and Matt have their models exploded, the maps ripped up, and their minds blown as the Gurusphere expands into exciting new territory.
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02:47 Chris Williamson blows our minds!
08:57 Content Predator psychology and motivational posting
12:28 Balancing the Scales
14:07 Eric Weinstein the master of Rorschach Tweets
20:26 Modern Sages Reunited: Bret Weinstein and Joe Rogan
24:29 Open-Minded Joe Rogan
34:26 Maybe prescriptions are actually bad!
37:38 Andrew Gold expands into Race & IQ
46:47 4 Warning Signs of Radicalism
56:45 Monomaniacal Fixation vs. Pluralism
01:05:26 Rejoinder: What if it is a diagnostic?
01:09:43 Lex wants to join DOGE
01:10:31 Lex's next world leader interview: Modi
01:14:57 Matt's Final Thought: People contain multitudes
01:16:57 Outro
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In this episode, Matt finally gets his revenge on Chris by dragging him deep into the eccentric world of Chris Langan—the self-proclaimed possessor of a 200 IQ and creator of The Cognitive Theoretic Model of the Universe, yet another grand unifying theory of everything. Langan presents himself as an intellectual titan, offering mathematical, social, religious, and philosophical insights so profound that mere mortals can barely grasp them.
Prepare to have the mysteries of the universe, God, anti-God, angels, and demons unveiled. Consciousness, determinism, and free will? All finally explained. But that’s not all—somehow, it all connects to globalist plots, election conspiracies, vaccines, UFOs, and, of course, the devil pulling the strings.
Join us for conservative pundit Michael Knowles’ therapy session with one of his idols-a man who reassures him that he is a very smart boy and that his fundamentalist Christian beliefs are, in fact, completely correct.
If you thought Eric Weinstein was something, imagine him cranked up to 12. That’s Chris Langan...
Also... get ready for Matt's double down on his Aussie food takes.
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In this episode, Matt and Chris take a look at a recent developmental psychology paper on the social evaluation of young babies. Do they display a preference for agents who are nice to others or could they care less at the babbling age? This is a large-scale, multi-lab, preregistered replication effort of a rather influential paper so it ticks all of Chris' Open Science boxes, but how does Matt react? Is he stuck in his pre-replication crisis paradigms? Join us to find out and along the way find out about baby Matt's psychotic tendencies, how cats feel about cucumbers, and how Matt narrowly escaped being eaten by a big ol' crocodile.
Paper Reference: Lucca, K., Yuen, F., Wang, Y., Alessandroni, N., Allison, O., Alvarez, M., ... & Hamlin, J. K. (2025). Infants’ Social Evaluation of Helpers and Hinderers: A Large‐Scale, Multi‐Lab, Coordinated Replication Study. Developmental Science, 28(1), e13581.
Original Study: Hamlin, J. K., Wynn, K., & Bloom, P. (2007). Social evaluation by preverbal infants. Nature, 450(7169), 557-559.
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00:00 Introduction
00:59 Matt's Close Shave with a Crocodile
03:15 Discussion on Crocodile Behavior
05:13 Introduction to the Academic Paper
06:18 Understanding Registered Reports
07:49 Details of the Replication Study
12:07 The Many Babies Study
18:23 Challenges in Developmental Psychology
20:35 Original Study and Replication Efforts
26:27 HARKing and the QRP problem in psychology
34:24 Discussing the Results
36:58 Exploring the Red Ball Experiment
39:38 Forest Plot Analysis
41:19 Infant Preferences and Social Evaluation
43:24 Failure to Replicate the Original Study
47:06 Exploratory Analysis and Moderators
50:03 Interpretations and Implications
54:21 Evolutionary Perspectives on Social Behavior
58:34 Prosocial Evolutionary Speculation
01:05:10 Psychopathic Baby Matt
01:06:28 Concluding Thoughts and Reflections
01:11:20 Comparative Psychology on Snake Hatred!
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We immerse ourselves in the Dark Side of the Gurusphere and come out forever altered by what we've seen and praying for an escape from this demon-haunted world.
00:00 Introduction
01:38 Reverse Culture Shock in Australia
11:01 Tim Tams and Food Progress
12:14 Russia Today endorses Lex's statements on Zelensky
19:20 Elon Musk's Controversial Gesture
38:31 Destiny's (Most Recent) Controversy
01:02:12 Bryan Johnson vs. Andrew Huberman: Civility Insights
01:14:21 Sacriligeous Sycophancy: Bill Ackman and Sam Altman
01:15:55 Jonathan Pageau's Stargate Theories
01:26:52 Escaping the Demon-Haunted World
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'Tis a New Year (sort of), and amidst all the chaos in the world, we thought we'd offer a small glimmer of light by making this Patreon episode available to everyone! If you enjoy it, consider joining us on Patreon—or not, it's your call!
In this episode, Matt and Chris scry through the portents and ponder the apocalyptic insights of the tech and finance titan Peter Thiel. We all know that Thiel is an urbane gentleman of great refinement with a collection of revolutionary ideas but does he make the Gurometer sing? Tune in to find out—and, as a bonus, learn more than you ever wanted to know about the intricacies of academic grading systems.
In this episode, Matt and Chris tackle the big ideas—or at least the ones rattling around in Peter Thiel’s mind. Tech billionaire, venture capitalist, and political kingmaker, Thiel has long been a looming figure in Silicon Valley, known for his deep pockets, contrarian takes, and peculiar philosophical musings. But beneath the surface-level libertarian posturing, what does Thiel actually believe? And does it hold up to scrutiny?
The decoders dig into Thiel’s recent interview on Uncommon Knowledge, where he waxes biblical about end times, interprets the katechon with all the confidence of a medieval theologian, and seamlessly blends venture capitalism with prophecies of the Antichrist.
Along the way, they explore Thiel’s method of connecting historical dots with pure vibes, and his Jetsons Fallacy, the deep disappointment that the world looks more like The Office than a 1960s vision of the future. They dissect the Sensemaker Aristocracy surrounding him—with its reverent back-patting and strange mix of deference and obfuscation that turns tech moguls into prophets. They also highlight Thiel’s bizarre leaps in logic, from citing biblical prophecies to warning about one-world free-trade Communist government conspiracies and his confusing stance on technological progress—simultaneously lamenting stagnation while fearing we’re racing too fast toward Armageddon.
Of course, no billionaire worldview would be complete without some COVID conspiracies, and Thiel delivers, crafting an elaborate Fauci Bioweapon Paradox in which the pandemic response was simultaneously overblown and also secretly justified because the virus was (obviously) engineered.
So is Peter Thiel a visionary? A libertarian Cassandra? Or just a very wealthy man with a lot of half-formed ideas and a habit of mumbling them into microphones? Matt and Chris wade through the mess so you don’t have to. Stay till the end for the Revolutionary Leprechaun Theory of Western Civilization… if you dare.
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In this episode, we look at a recently released segment by Lex Fridman, where he reflects on his interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
We examine Lex’s self-presentation as a Christ-like figure—someone who is willing to suffer, feign naivety and ignorance, and even risk his life in the name of world peace—all while maintaining an eight-hour daily study regimen and enduring relentless, unfair attacks from Ukrainian bot farms and war-loving critics.
Like true sensemakers, we also entertain an outlandish alternative hypothesis: what if Lex is, in fact, an arrogant and biased podcaster—dismissive of criticism, oblivious to his political leanings, and adopting a “wounded bird” persona to elicit sympathy from his audience?
Join us as we sift through the Zelensky's (supposed) failures, the bot farms, and the wounded bird theatrics to determine whether Lex is a hero for peace—or just another podcaster lost in his own narrative.
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It's 2025, and the Gurusphere shows no signs of slowing down—so here we are, diving into some grim crossovers. This time, the bro-optimiser Andrew Huberman has teamed up with the chaos dragon himself, Jordan Peterson. Meanwhile, the ever-affectionate Lex Fridman finally scored an interview with Zelensky. Bret, however, remains preoccupied with Goliath's ongoing PsyOps.
P.S. Matt broke his dongle so he's on the AirPods, we will be back to proper audio setup next episode.
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00:00 Introduction and Farewell to America
01:43 Memorable Encounters and Experiences
03:48 Oldering & the Destruction of the Self
08:35 The American Understander Issues his Verdict
12:07 The Pageau Brothers, Jesus' Laugh & The Emergency Snake
19:01 Bryan Johnson has concerns about Vaccines
21:48 The High IQ Crowd and Trump's Greenland Plans
27:44 The PsyOps Cyclops Strikes Again
37:15 Huberman X Peterson: Optimising Christianity
39:22 Secret Prayers and Bible Conversations
43:34 Thougt = Secularised Prayer
48:56 Huberman's Intelligent Design Argument for God
55:49 Christian Optimising Stack
01:07:56 Marc Andreessen on Vigor, Pride and Achievement
01:13:30 Faux Heterodoxy
01:19:24 Plain Steaks are the best!
01:24:47 Jordan Peterson's Diet Struggles
01:32:25 Lex Fridman's Interview with Zelensky
01:37:52 Lex plugs Rogan's comedy club
01:41:09 Elon Musk and Trump are anti-corruption!
01:44:27 Critique of Lex Fridman's Interview Style
01:46:07 Lex's dream and Russia's security guarantees
01:53:25 Lex's Strategic Naivety
02:05:12 Lex reads A LOT
02:11:40 Lex and Putin predictions
02:12:39 Lex will endure the attacks against him
02:14:56 Wrapping Up & Patreon Love Bomb
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Back once again with the dark art of Gurometry, we turn our sights to the bad boy of Silicon Valley—the mulleted maestro, the edgy eejit, Curtis Yarvin. A legend in his own mind, but how does he rank on the Gurosity scale? Join us as we dissect his essence across 11 factors, from his revolutionarily mundane and incoherent ideas to his dazzling absence of charisma. Tune in as we feed this 'dark enlightenment' thinker into the Gurometer and reveal his true colours.
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Curtis Yarvin: Gurometer
00:00 Introduction to Gurometry
02:27 Curtis Yarvin: The Man, The Myth, The Eejit
04:43 Galaxy Brainlessness
05:48 Cultishness
08:32 Anti-Establishmentarianism
09:55 Grievance Mongering
12:43 Self-Aggrandizement and Narcissism
13:30 Cassandra Complex
16:21 Revolutionary Theories
17:59 Pseudo-Profound Bullshit
19:43 Conspiracy Theories Galore
23:55 Moral Grandstanding
25:50 Gurometer Scores and Analysis
27:56 Bonus Point Attribution
34:03 Final Thoughts on Curtis Yarvin
In this end-of-year supplementary material, we unleash the hounds of war, battle through the discourse, and emerge alive but bloody and battered on the other side. Enlist now and join the fight.
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00:00 Introduction and Ethnographic Insights
01:38 Matt's Observations from Washington DC
05:50 Smithsonian Museums and Star Wars Memorabilia
07:48 Lego Creations and Gacha Collectibles
12:13 Social Media and Blue Sky 'Culture'
13:29 Matt's Contribution: Eric Weinstein's UFO Speculations
21:21 Graham Linehan, Andrew Doyle, Jordan Peterson & Recognising Past Errors
23:18 Jordan Peterson's Reflections on Vaccination
28:59 Huberman's Upcoming Vaccine Series
30:52 Taylor Lorenz and Stochastic Terrorism
32:31 The Hypocrisy of Glorifying Violence
36:29 The Problem with Political Violence
43:48 Tim Kennedy's Exaggerated Military Stories
55:09 Tim Kennedy's Response to Criticism
01:07:37 Prebunking Criticisms
01:17:20 Shane Smith at Vice is NOT A CONSPIRACY GUY
01:21:27 Final Thoughts on Populism and Vibes-Based Reasoning
01:25:18 Outro
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