Chubby Behemoth
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent
- 1 hour 5 minutesTook A Hero Dose
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This week the boys are all together in Boston! Sam had to wear a dress so he'd fall asleep in his bosom, told a friend he wants to shrink them down to make them walk his city, and likes when Lund does Scorpion-esque attacks. Nathan woke up terrified on the plane, wants to watch T2, and was just thinking outloud when he said that.
00:00 Imagine Wiping It Once
01:18 Getting A Little Taste
04:58 Inside Stuff
06:43 Missing Every Time
07:48 Reverse Wahlberg
08:36 I Hope I Sleep Through It
10:22 Parks And Promenades
12:07 Death Waves
14:23 Bathing With Bottled Water
16:43 Not Molting
18:06 Traffic In Salem
19:46 Last Time I Was Here
21:28 Nasty Little Worm People
23:15 Buried Under Submissions
25:13 She's Around You Lots
27:35 Yeah I Hate It
29:34 Everybody Smells Like Pears
33:02 Cash Only
36:07 Allowed Me To Think More
38:29 I'm The King
41:45 It Was Probably Your Mom
42:24 Hurt People Hurt People
46:44 Armadillo That Worked At Hot Topic
47:56 Chubby Chess
51:48 The Sunset Ride
53:36 To The Airport Boys
57:15 Thank God You're Here
01:00:57 Burning Out And Fading Away
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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15 March 2026, 1:40 am - 1 hour 4 minutesDon't Kick The Milk
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This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam tells the fellas about his movie date with Pat, wonders how many patties were party, and wants to know if he happened to us. Nathan realized why Sam likes the poorly rated movies on rotten tomatoes, tells us about his milk disaster, and reminds the boys that Boston will be St. Patricks weekend.
00:00 He's Already In Trouble
02:54 Date Tonight
05:25 All About Quiet Film
07:59 Fuddruckers Breakthroughs
09:43 Bringing Joy And Life
13:34 Stripe The Glass
15:42 Thought It Had A 98
17:39 Mental Note
19:32 Saved You The Movie
20:58 It Just Said Dog
22:36 Slime Era
27:50 One In One Out
28:26 National Award
32:34 Taffy Man
34:17 The Repercussions
36:10 It's Going Under The Car
38:03 The Dumpster Looks Insane
41:21 My Mantra
44:34 Fat Skinwalkers
50:21 Wanted To Wait
51:55 No Internet
53:50 Don't Be A Hero
55:38 Good News In A Crazy World
57:09 Will We Survive?
59:51 What's Going On In Trinidad
01:01:39 Its Not A Bank Holiday
01:03:21 The Young Composer
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent
6 March 2026, 6:19 pm - 1 hour 6 minutesNo Perps, No Vics
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This week the boys are together in Springfield without Becker. Sam has a new trick to hide baldness, had 20 minutes on stage that he thought he was dying, and ran the whole way through O'hare. Nathan remembers how much he didn't like calling bingo, recalls the crime scene they came home to, and learns what the Chick-fil-a nugget challenge is.
00:00 Can You Acapulco It?
02:20 Annoying Shower
04:12 Why Do You Think I'm Going Up?
07:05 Counting Tiles
10:30 Giving Away Candles
12:41 Playing The Hits
14:33 Muscle Pain
16:16 Not One But Two
17:12 Something Bad Went Down
19:20 What Look Like Stars
21:01 No One Believes You
24:44 Was A Mule Going To Sleep Here?
31:01 At Some Point He Stood Up
33:05 I Wrote The Whole Thing
37:52 I Missed All Of That
39:02 I Don't Care If We Ever Move
42:29 Hey Guess What? It Happened Again
45:44 Says Its Delayed
50:39 Day 2 Of 3
52:56 Look Man
54:23 Yeah You Do
56:23 They Don't Get Warm
58:51 Sad Shirts
01:00:00 Wasted Four Hours
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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2 March 2026, 3:24 am - 1 hour 10 minutesHis Own Haha Hand
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This week the boys are all together in Albuquerque. Sam loves city planning now, teaches the fellas about a drinking game he used to play, and has updates about his new roommate. Nathan has been trying a new name for New Mexico, was reminded of the old days post show smokedowns, and doesn't understand having Vh1 but not MTV.
00:00 Poker Coverage
02:26 I Am The Barrel
03:31 He's Been Rotating
05:15 Bunch Of Flips
07:20 Right Next To It
09:21 The Real Wild Card
12:07 Albuquerque Legends
15:07 Here Was The Game
18:15 This One Has Potential
21:35 He Reeks All The Time
23:10 Tent Peg Bundy
24:52 Doing The Peewee
27:53 I Put It In The Dryer
30:51 Snow Poison
32:23 New Addiction
33:49 Delta Is Riding High
36:27 Same Kabuki Theater
39:36 Y2K
41:55 Harry And Tonto
44:04 Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It
45:43 Flashback
47:58 Wasn't Going Down
50:37 Carlos Teaches ABQ Slang
53:37 Feeling A Little Chubbie
57:58 Kinked It
59:29 I Live Next Door
01:02:03 Historically
01:04:30 My God
01:06:56 Always Had Vh1
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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22 February 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 8 minutesLike A Million Swords
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This week the boys are al together in Raleigh! Sam tells the boys about the time The Fine Gents did show at a hash festival, remembers be directed to his own special chair, and tells some stories from Mouth House days. Nathan is reminded of last valentines day, loves the idea of casts in football, and wants to talk about Professor X. Nub for Nub.
00:00 My One And Only
02:15 Tough Valentines Day
04:04 Not Redacted
06:39 Legalize It
08:34 I Gotta Revamp
09:44 The 710 Cup
13:55 Thought He Did His Time
15:23 The Devil
16:20 New One Every Summer
18:03 Make A Rule
20:03 Had A Head Slap
22:15 Looked Down In The Mirror
27:11 Drinking Horchata
30:32 Sexual Tear
31:41 Half My Life
33:35 Lint Hash
34:54 We Needed One More Person
38:25 That Red Stains Your Shirts
42:33 Quick Break
44:19 Nun Holding A Crocodile
46:52 How Sacred It Is
48:17 Encased
51:55 The Sword Will Help Man
53:48 Don't Want Any Of That
55:17 They're Like The Dead
58:00 Tip For The Young People
01:01:22 Penalty Box Over Here
01:03:39 Where's The Bag Bonzo?
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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15 February 2026, 11:14 pm - 1 hour 8 minutesBig Air Don't Care
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This week the Sam and Becker are at Sophie's place in Denver to watch the Olympics and Football. Sam explains to Sophie why he is rooting for the Patriots, got to be a snow bunny, and is pretty upset there isn't an egg foo yung waiting for him. Sophie really loves the USA for two weeks, barely had hoop bangs, and teaches Sam how to watch the Olympics.
00:00 Socks And Pace Picante
02:41 22 States
03:23 Block Child
05:48 The Man Is Gleb
08:42 Two Crimson Flamingos
10:10 Regret That Tattoo
12:24 Pork Pie
15:52 Let Her Have Her Speed
19:34 Think They Just Did Something
21:22 What's Wrong With Him?
25:19 She's Bleeding
26:56 Didn't Want To Wait In Line
28:19 The Dads Left
32:10 Wants To Be Bane
34:00 It Would Make Sense
36:24 Y2K In The Desert
39:09 Skunk Mop's On Our Team
42:25 What's Vince Doing?
46:58 Ride That Donkey Brother
49:14 Head Written On Them
51:12 Chunky And Too Much Sun
53:39 Came Down Squished
55:16 They Have To Work?
01:00:20 Busted
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent
8 February 2026, 8:17 pm - 1 hour 8 minutesSo Many Hose Baths
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This week the boys are all together again in Portland. Sam tells the boys about how he double dipped on the MC, got mistaken for someone else, and is bringing back swing this year. Nathan thinks it should come out on 9 11, wants Sam to read it to us, and got accused of wrongdoing in the park.
00:00 I Keep Saying
01:57 Feeling Squirrely
04:17 You Remember?
07:10 This Foot Thing
09:50 Did Some Damage
11:47 Did You Wear A Bra?
13:46 Swimming At Night
16:08 Quit Just Yelling
18:02 Clear Car
20:45 Come On Over To The Buffet
22:22 I Love What You Do For This City
25:13 There's No Way
29:12 Hanging Out With You
35:38 POD
37:41 Underneath A Baby Doll
39:28 Swing Revival
41:51 Clarinet Or Nothing
43:39 Sleep In The Driveway
47:47 Crank It
49:59 Male Reading
53:46 You Have To Sell 10 Thousand
54:29 Pillow Right On There
55:51 That Was A Thrill
57:27 Used One
59:56 Fun With Colors And Shapes
01:00:53 Times We've Cried
01:02:00 Certain Dirty Duo
01:03:43 He's Lying To You
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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29 January 2026, 11:56 pm - 59 minutes 28 secondsLike A Football
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This week Sam got stuck at home and the boys are going remote. Sam explains his nasty travel day, wonders if Lund got haunted, and wants to get into upscale hot chocolate. Nathan has a theory about how Sam became ill, played an amazing game of truth or dare, and wants to know if Sam took the chicken.
00:00 I Live Downstairs
01:32 Confirm? Deny?
03:16 Clear Throat
05:45 In The Middle
08:00 Not Screaming
09:42 4 or 5 bowls
12:04 Only A Glimpse
15:54 Throbsite
17:27 My Old PE Teacher
19:46 Invented Soul Music
22:45 Fruit Roll Up
24:54 Got That Rumor Going
26:54 Brought The Ruckus
30:35 A Little Treat
33:25 Spilling It
35:10 Not A Lot Of Hockey
37:30 It's Too Much
39:05 Not Really That Concerned
40:49 What Are You Doing Down There?
45:02 Over At My Best Friend
47:08 Eyeliner On?
48:22 What's In The Cart
54:00 OT's Dad
57:09 Speaking Of Chubby Behemoths
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
25 January 2026, 7:26 pm - 1 hour 3 minutesSoft And It's Your Problem
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This week the boys are all together in Texas! Sam shows Lund his search page, doesn't believe people can write on rice, and explains the plot of an insane rom-com to the fellas. Nathan only got mad playing games by himself, is glad he didn't grow up with internet, and remembers being shocked because it looked like decent sized burrito.
00:00 Narrow Fellow
02:32 Billie Eilish Trailer
04:08 Mama Plugs
06:53 Stop Stunning Me
10:36 Twister Right?
12:15 Your Brain Is Bad
14:07 You Eat The Shells?
15:34 Single Grain of Rice
18:15 Sweet Baby Ray's
21:21 Lizard Was Burned
23:07 Fold Up Real Small
24:58 Picture On The Wall
27:12 Mark Cuban Style
31:27 Lesser Bateman Vehicle
33:57 Titular Switch
37:30 Getting Examined
38:40 I'm A Big Fan
40:06 Human Zoo
43:29 Too Much Yogurt At Lunch
46:18 Blind Elephant
49:01 Tye Dye Bandana
53:44 We Got A Good Thing
55:41 Mentalist Lund
56:51 Blind As Hell
59:21 I'm Off The Leash
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
17 January 2026, 11:56 pm - 1 hour 5 minutesAnne Fried Rice
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This week Sam and Becker are joined by Ran Barnaclo in Cincinnati. Sam decides Becker will be the buzzer, believes Lund would kill Blake, and really wants to put Ran's head in a turkey. Ran thinks those guys have hair, just ordered cloaks, and has been having dreams about time travel. Oh, for your head?
00:00 Right To Fight State
03:16 It's All Milwaukee Tools
04:47 Why You Whispering?
06:23 There's Terry
07:20 In The Tub
08:42 Three Studs And A Dud
11:24 Goof Soup
14:28 Dipped Off Them GLP's Mamma
17:14 Smell No Different
20:08 Only Witness
24:12 The Sam T Train
26:42 Cored And Gored
30:18 King Of Show Business
32:00 So Much Good Stuff
36:04 Coat Vs Jacket
37:57 Al Dente At Best
40:20 Really Just Snoozing
42:13 And Then My Dad Left
45:42 I Don't Talk Like That
48:17 Number One Shoe Stunner
50:04 Hot And Cooked Or Cold And Raw
53:17 Had Some Baby Blue
56:11 Not Doctor Doolittle
58:24 Whole Quesadilla
59:55 One Cow One Bottle One Mouth
01:01:37 Got A Wall
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
11 January 2026, 6:28 pm - 1 hour 1 minuteBaby Quesadilla
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This week the boys doing it remotely while Sam's in Key West. Nathan didn't win OR lose a dime this time, shares a story of a boat sinking, and reminds Sam how he is like Koffing. Sam tells the boys about his day use hotel experience, never even considered a pervert tax, and at least made the dad laugh.
00:00 Signature Series
01:41 High Off Of Football
03:18 Jamming
05:00 Eating Stromboli's
06:58 Don't Care If You Get Busted
09:25 Little Alert
11:37 That's Right There
13:06 Backrow Tickets
14:47 Museum Of Illusions
16:32 Headspin
17:30 Transfer Me To Your Boss
18:57 Itemize My Ass
21:11 Give It A Sniff
24:21 All The Charms Of A Bowling Alley
25:55 Prim Propper
28:02 Made Of Chum
32:43 All Frozen
36:46 I'm Already Dead
39:16 I Think, I Think
42:41 Crawl In There And Blow Really Big
44:21 Nash Bridges Protocol
46:57 My Giant Ass Life
50:41 Locked In Abroad
54:17 Shit Getting Dragged
58:44 Everyone Knew
Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth
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