- 1 hour 4 minutesIt's Not Real Gold
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This week the boys are all together in Indianapolis. Sam is trapped in a fart cocoon, tried to score a new cardboard cutout, and beat Heathcliff to the move. Nathan thought huel lasted forever, told the boys about an awesome shirt/hat combo he spotted at the show, and got a new dog.
00:00 Hang Gliding
02:12 I Was Fascinated
04:35 Go To Prison Forever
06:52 Smell It With My Eyes Closed
09:19 Self Immolate
11:28 Whipped Cream
13:16 We Can See It
16:59 Greatest Hits
18:41 Went And Did It
21:32 We Had To Sign A Contract
25:09 Tighten Up
27:50 I Wasn't Going To Say
29:48 Break The News On The Pod
31:32 Wish I Was There
34:27 So This Is A Bit
36:04 Grab Yourself A Cold Drink
38:50 Gilmore Car Museum
42:21 Knock At Your Door
45:13 Made It Official
47:52 Woulda Had Four Or Five
48:25 Bones And All
51:03 Bursting At The Seams
52:54 Gives Me One Of These
54:21 Wouldn't Be Allowed Into The Airport
58:02 Couldn't Be In More Pain
58:43 You're Whole Thing
01:00:26 I Mean No
01:03:16 Happy Button
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2 October 2026, 10:08 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesI Love Bacon!
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This week the boys are together in Cleveland where Sam has ascended. Sam knows what the headline should be, told a young man who could have been president, and demonstrates on Becker. Nathan lets his plans for little men slip, reminds Sam about the group we had in Chicago, and got a front facing Shaka.
00:00 By Definition
01:58 Pie In The Sky Happy
03:49 To All Our Enemies
05:50 Tattooed Hands
07:13 Start With This Book
09:18 Tailgating The Book Event
11:12 No One Saw It Coming
15:15 Say What You Said
17:31 Dan Arbor
19:04 Zombie Eating Habits
20:28 Can I Show You Guys Something
22:49 Have Become The Sword
24:55 There's $200 There
27:53 One Oklahoma Slam
30:55 Victory Lap
31:56 The Opposite Of Shortcuts
33:27 Towards You
35:59 Back Channel
37:14 Action Bronson Poetry
39:55 Nationwide
41:23 Hall Of Fame Stat
43:21 Well That Makes Sense
45:50 Male Love
46:43 That's A First Down
48:11 Tuna Is Its Own Thing
49:20 Bricked My Head
50:54 Like Wheat
53:01 That's Not How You Use A Gun
54:57 Quash
59:02 If You Still Think Yes
01:02:02 It's The Culture
01:03:19 Feedback
01:06:20 On The Toilet
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26 September 2026, 7:14 pm - 2 minutes 52 secondsBrut Is Out Now
Brut is out!
This is not a full episode. Sam lets you all know that now is the time to raise some hell in the literary space.
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22 September 2026, 3:48 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesUnder The Table And Loving It
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This week Sam and Nathan are back together in Winnipeg! Sam realizes we should be seated, has an idea for a new toilet lid, and thinks anyone could have fallen for this. Nathan wants to look tough for the book people, found a discarded hand towel, and gives Sam a social media update on Brent Gill.
00:00 Wet Dream Come True
01:54 Together
03:22 Biffed It
05:00 Missing Since Milwaukee
06:34 And Twins
08:40 Winnipeg Wins
12:04 Bird On His Shoulder
14:08 That's Huge
16:44 Toading Around
18:36 There's Two
19:52 We Should Be Sitting Down
22:12 Both Of Them
25:19 Who Told?
27:00 We Were
31:09 Here's The Thing
32:43 Playing A Dangerous Game
34:21 It's Jammed
37:16 Then We Were Both Confused
41:11 It's Gunna Be Crawling
43:35 A Great Idea In Walmart
46:39 Locked In A Bathroom
48:56 Just Don't Open
50:46 Lay It On The Casket
52:29 Closer To Your Heart
54:39 Handing Him Straws
57:42 First Time Sam Met Danny
01:00:35 Ah Hell
01:05:00 It's What They Do
01:08:45 Better Go Fire Up The Truck
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20 September 2026, 2:14 pm - 55 minutes 14 secondsWe Got A Thousand Koozies For This
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This week Sam and Lund are joined by AJ Grill in Milwaukee. Sam will get a Casey's Taco pizza in heaven, tells the guys about a role playing exercise he did once, and hated animal segments on talkshows as a kid. Nathan teaches the boys a new word for death pact, is reminded of the time he was part of a human shield, and suspects Sam's art teacher was a diddler.
00:00 Gone And Forgotten
01:53 I Do It All The Time
03:52 They Are Dropping
06:08 Never Saw It Hard
08:48 Trying To Hit 15k
11:46 They're Thriving
14:13 Shoulders Some Of The Blame
16:43 The Other Two Times We Met
18:59 Crossed Out
21:51 A Reason To Live
24:42 Turtle Soldiers
26:23 Update On Hanna
27:48 One Of The First Times
29:30 That's Why I Smell This Way
32:25 Making The Appointment Sucks
34:38 What Are You Checking
37:29 Three Feet Deep
39:28 Don't Turn Your Back
42:13 Ann Getty Stuff
44:00 Perfect Fall Days
45:55 So Glad
49:24 Gangsters Showed Up
51:52 Some Close Calls
53:15 Big Man
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13 September 2026, 11:10 pm - 1 hour 21 minutesSmoking Asparagus w/ Jordan Harper
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This week Sam and Becker are joined by amazing author Jordan Harper! Jordan tells the fellas about an awesome sports sign, remembers the books that made him fall in love with reading, and tries to get to the bottom of what noir means. Sam tried some Hunter S Thompson affects out, wishes he could write in the morning time, and got fitted for wings for two hours.
00:00 Never Out Though
01:35 Hey, You Were Right
04:35 Bad To The Bone
07:04 They Name Sins
09:17 Two Weeks After The Tornado
10:49 Harriet The Spy
12:41 We All Did
15:56 Language And Rhythms
17:55 Doesn't That Make You Mad?
20:34 Disjointed
22:58 Show Anxiety
25:42 Pinking
27:28 Where The Title Came From
28:55 Elaborate Matrix
31:55 That Side First
32:46 Shield Episode
34:33 Goggins Connection
36:27 You Woulda Gotten It
38:52 Be A Dork About It
41:29 Go Down Swinging
43:23 Spooky Spot For Sure
47:06 It's Like Their Whole Thing
50:52 So Much LSD
52:07 Stone That Skipped
54:08 Tastes Like Home
57:16 That's Why I Make Them The Villain A Lot
01:00:17 Letting Us Stay In The Camper
01:03:59 Don't Do That
01:07:24 Published By Playboy
01:09:57 The Most Exciting
01:12:44 It's Over
01:14:51 You Get To Be A Little Cowboy
01:17:34 Harmonica Or Saxophone Rock
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4 September 2026, 7:11 pm - 1 hour 2 minutesGhosts Don't Have Their Choice
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This week Sam and Becker have to put on a brave face without Nathan. Sam tells Becker all the information he has so far, gets an idea for an Attenborough documentary, and gets very upset by the advice Becker gives him for his plants. Becker lets Sam try to guess what he has planned in LA, is excited to do the best he can, and would rather handcuff a briefcase to his wrist.
00:00 Oldest Agent On The Force
01:46 Paws For Alarm
03:30 The Best Part Of Being Alive
05:29 A Lot Of Theories Going On
07:40 History Labeled Them Villains
09:46 Cut The Pockets Out
10:57 They Were Cool
13:14 Put On The Ice Flow
14:49 Awful Culling
16:50 Big Plans
19:00 On Record
20:43 Trying To Save
22:26 I Hope That You're Ready
23:44 I Didn't Book Just Me
25:06 My Pitch
27:23 Cowboy Boots On
31:08 Extra Damage
34:28 Big Star Moment
36:00 One Or The Other
38:37 Feed Me Eggs
40:32 Not Us
41:23 Kill Them Right Away
44:05 It's Not Good News
46:42 Why Didn't Anyone Help Me
49:26 Want To Learn Some Patience?
52:13 Not Organically Beautiful
54:14 Maybe Three Times
58:31 Just Go Get It
01:00:35 Making The Band Style
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28 August 2026, 5:29 pm - 1 hour 2 minutesThe Citay
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This week the boys are home and going remote. Sam still has mustache rights, wishes he could go back and have his first sip of rumple minze, and tells the fellas about his recent meetings. Nathan hands out some road awards, stopped himself from doing an Um Actually, and thinks he should accompany Sam to his meetings.
00:00 Grey And Dead
01:26 Sowing Discontent
03:00 As A Form Of Control
04:29 A Couple Of Awards
07:00 I'm Some Guy You Just Met
09:19 Wish You Were Here
10:25 Drinking Rumple Minze
13:49 Three Tries
16:42 Is That Autism?
18:00 Hams He Finds On The Ground
21:55 Want To See What It's Like
24:00 I Love It So Much
31:42 We All Bear Our Crosses
33:30 Bullets With His Face On It
37:09 Egg Taster
39:04 Someone's Gotta Be There
41:26 Do Something I Guess?
44:03 While Jewel Is Playing
47:37 Wearing Flip Flops
55:53 Could Be A Magician
57:39 Not A Funny Gag
59:53 No Ones Ever Been Heavier
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22 August 2026, 7:59 pm - 1 hour 2 minutesLittle Precious
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This week the boys are back in the bed. Sam is always open to pool innovations, tells the guys about Buford Pusser, and can't remember if he had a bed. Nathan explains the wrestling handshake to Becker, hears about a piece of furniture destruction Sam had kept secret, and found out the $1 lighter lie years ago.
00:00 The Lights Just Came On
01:59 Frog Style
03:01 Little Thought Experiment
05:23 Maybe When I Get Home I'll Dream
07:22 It's Right There
08:50 A Lot More Time For Puzzles
12:55 There's A Name For That
14:55 This Game's For Kids
16:58 Move Me!
18:04 Sneaking Up On People In The Woods
20:02 Always Working
25:59 Do We Wanna Be Tough Guys?
27:46 A Big Bed
29:32 Working Man Don't Need No Bed
31:51 On Wild'n Out
34:35 With What?
36:54 Write What You Know
38:53 The Devil Can't See Ya
40:50 The House Needs A Cigarette?
41:48 Leave It Wrecked
43:34 Little Early
46:08 Just Have An Extra Pair Of Sheets
48:56 Last Time In Tamper
50:03 We Didn't Weigh In For That
54:11 He's Back
56:02 Oh? It's A Misty
57:52 Why Is That The Solution
58:53 To Put A Bow On
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15 August 2026, 9:34 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesMy Name's Astro Crag
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This week the boys are back together in Nashville! Sam imagines a prisoner that has been in since 1997, remembers Lund trying to book a road gig for the boys over the phone, and tells the fellas about his time at Tom's wedding. Nathan is not going to do a skin care routine, reminds the boys about Mo from G.U.T.S., and has a new idea for Ran Barnaclo and him to do together. It's A Tom Jones Song. Like A Bear.
00:00 Right Down The Barrel
01:03 All Bent Over
03:31 Don't Know What They Like Here
04:45 That'd Be Tough
08:14 Look At Him Once
10:51 A Pack Of Real Ones
13:24 Aggro Crag
15:26 Often Impassable
18:25 Not Talking About Salon
20:53 Korean Prison
25:08 Let's Add A Show
28:08 Still Haven't Gotten The Stink Out
32:17 Tricked Clayton New Mexico
34:46 I Think It Was Coolidge
36:24 Does It Make More Sense?
39:40 Full Throttle Busy
44:10 Whole Squad's There
46:17 Maybe Someone Should Check On Him
48:55 Crushing Tom's Mom
50:32 More Fun Than Anyone
51:44 We'll Never Know Who
53:05 No I Fucking Don't
55:33 Still Like To Do Some OF The Poses
57:15 Good News!
58:24 Jibber Jabber
01:00:36 He's Dead
01:05:42 Sponsor A Dream
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9 August 2026, 2:24 am - 59 minutes 50 secondsYa'll Got Ice Cream?
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This week Lund and Becker are together in the church. Nathan remembers getting the plate switch-a-roo, will need more to keep him from Lucy's, and tried a new sandwich shop that he was told was always there. Jake saw a cat get rocked, has been clocking the town ambulances, and realized his child brain made Beth a goblin smusho.
00:00 Group Watch Party
01:43 My Three Gerbils
04:09 Cool Belt
07:28 We All Click
09:26 Too Hot
11:17 Ate Some Other Animals Guts
14:01 Mass Hysteria Type Stuff
16:30 It Said 92
18:19 Sleep Apnea
21:41 If It Works It Works
23:01 Stay With Dog And Beth Sometimes
25:30 Thinks They're Manhunters
27:42 Little Plastic Bullshits
30:44 No Tortillas
32:11 Locked In A Room That's Just Candy
33:52 200 Feet From The Club
35:58 Love And Sandwiches
40:53 I Knew It
42:26 And One Behind His Ear
45:22 Thirteen Bucks
48:01 Pulling In Behind You
50:15 Like A Good Boy
52:39 Full NPC
54:04 Underpass Guys
56:19 Why I Like Wrestling Now
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