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This week the boys are wearing hats and standing up. Sam is a sweet little cannonballer, has a Cold War brewing with some neighbors, and helped a man with his community garden. Nathan braved a stop at Buc-ee's, wants to be left on the ground, and was turned into a half cartoon. Gridlock traffic in taint city.
00:00 Unless Ghosts Can Buy Tickets
02:16 I Knew What I Wanted
03:45 Roll Up Your Sleeves
06:18 Fort Wayne
09:07 The Way I See You In My Head
12:23 Stray Dog Update
13:29 Saw The Curtain Move
14:11 Some Fun Local News
16:03 Playing Goalie
18:56 Crazy Pitch
19:56 Giant Production Crew
22:38 Dorfing It
25:08 Not Sustainable
29:34 Smoke Signals
32:34 I'm The Shadow
34:05 Pentagram Music Video
37:09 Set Off My Own Alarm
39:25 Pool Yoga
41:54 Dickin Around
43:34 The Thighs Don't Lie
46:10 Pushing War Machine
48:13 Bunch Of Thistles
50:22 Like A Psycho
52:09 Horseshoe Of Hell
53:58 This Isn't Of God
55:05 Working In Shifts Down Here
57:01 On Your Bellybutton
59:36 The Good Chef Quit
01:02:18 Candles Made Of Other Melted Candles
01:04:21 The Orphan Special
01:06:46 Brent The Golf Man
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12 June 2026, 6:41 pm - 1 hour 4 minutesSmell Isle
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This week the boys are all back at their own houses. Sam remembers thinking 'butt stuff' was his, got into it by googling balloon stuff, and gets jealous of an orphan. Nathan shares some big news with the fellas, got an AirBnb that comes with a blunt object, and tells the guys about a man that was his own nemesis.
00:00 Cool Salt In The Pepper
00:56 Box Of Hats
02:52 Loudest Rooms Allowed
04:31 Video Dating Services
05:42 Guess What? It Sucked
07:47 But I Lurk
10:07 Maiden Voyage
12:19 Pharmacy In Your Head
14:14 Thought It Was Mine
16:41 Can't Remember
19:06 If I Gave You A Thousand Dollars
22:13 Just Me And The Boys
23:50 Staying On Murder Block
27:00 Fast Forwarding
28:58 Doing Everyone A Favor
30:55 You Can't Control The Weather
33:37 Hell Isle
34:54 Two Tokes Bike Ride At Sunset
37:40 Smashing Coffee Pots
40:55 Think I Have A Bug In There
43:32 The Confusing Aspect
47:11 That Your Wife Hates
49:45 Figuring It Out
52:47 He Always Had Kind Eyes
55:24 Crossed Him Off The List
58:01 The Real Skinner
01:01:22 The Word Engineer
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5 June 2026, 6:07 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesLike A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield
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This week Alaina Bamfield joins Sam and Becker in Michigan. Sam teaches Alaina about Mr. Peepers, wants her to incorporate more wrestling finishes into her set, and gets to pick what kind of cow he is in his next life scenario. Alaina tells the fellas about her malformations as a baby, would love to be a sugar glider, and teaches the boys about new sea lion science. Big sock ideas get presented.
00:00 Freaking Out About The Blood
01:47 Picture Of A Baby
03:29 Brutal Check In
05:10 Four Foot Eight?
07:20 Mangoing
09:56 But It Sure Is Fun
11:42 Pair A More
12:29 Eyelashes On My Nipples
14:12 Took It As A Sign
16:56 Protect That Scar
19:14 Check Spot
21:25 You Know What Would Be Cool?
24:08 A Hat I Bought At A Gas Station
27:37 Too Much Knowledge
29:10 A Nightmare Hell Would Have
32:35 Death Spiral
34:31 Baby Girl Beard
36:54 Marauders And Psychos
41:14 Favorite Of The Fourteen Days
43:27 Classic Switcharoo
48:55 Painted On
51:17 Why Would You Go Over There?
53:56 Alec And Cici's Wedding
58:02 I Attract Old Men
59:29 Pat's In A Blonde Wig
01:01:48 It Was Moving As Fast As Cars Go
01:05:05 Maybe You Should Have Media Training
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30 May 2026, 3:00 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesWe're Just Friends
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This week the boys are all together in Madison WI. Sam hurt his mouth on the pizza, wants Nathan to do molly with him at a wedding, and got fitted for his leather tuxedo. Nathan thinks Sam might have a good new travel plan if gas prices don't go down, is glad it isn't graduation weekend, and is being enticed into hog life. Smelling Like My dad. Make it into curtains.
00:00 This Is The Free One
01:30 Got To Feel Like Momma
03:25 Tub Time
04:51 The Montage Starts Now
06:40 Electric Jeremy
08:00 Not Only Bad It Was Wrong
09:08 Do You Speak English?
12:13 Outside Of An Alligator Boot
14:17 Still Partying
16:54 A Lot Of Different Faces
18:40 Quit Telling People
22:18 The Crystal Porcupine
25:37 Some People Think They Should Eat It
27:46 Sounded Like A Good Idea
30:04 I Want To Outlive
33:20 Deputized
35:24 What If We Did Challenges?
37:33 Hey Denver
41:19 Spoon You Just Frosted A Cake With
44:29 Tried To Get Refitted
46:58 The Middle Is Its Own Thing
48:41 One Of Our Birthday Spots
50:43 The First Turd
54:23 Where Would You Go?
56:04 Just Want To Put This Out There
01:01:07 We Joke Around
01:03:40 Evergreen Park
01:06:33 If He Passed Out
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23 May 2026, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 1 minuteTalking With His Toes
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This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you.
00:00 What Was Aquaman's Deal?
01:40 Fly Or?
03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries
06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel
10:27 Chased By A Dog Again
13:37 Can I Say What I Said?
15:57 Medium Size Mutt
18:37 Likely Serial Killer
21:28 It's Been Jack The Whole Time
22:49 Dog Over Human
24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever
29:04 Becker Cam Goal
31:03 DIstant Memory
33:41 Hungover Today
36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp
39:34 Here's What You Do Man
42:20 My Master Stroke
44:32 American Psycho Routine
46:39 Room For Dracula
49:45 Less Than Nothing
52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman
53:16 Fun Thing To Consider
56:12 300 Free 600 Total
59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right
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17 May 2026, 9:20 pm - 1 hour 7 minutesThought It Was A Job Interview
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This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker. Nathan tells Pat about a house show he's putting on, hips the guys to a new online idiot, and can't enjoy Mel Gibson movies anymore. Patrick is losing trust in the NBA, tells the boys about his time in Detroit, and didn't know a dinner was a date.
00:00 Back Up To 300
02:08 Weight Is Weird
06:18 Orphan Food
08:56 Just Eat Casey's
11:05 Randos Playing Pool
14:17 Live Shrek
17:16 Maybe It's Cope
19:26 Filming?
22:08 A Fix For Airport Outlets
24:14 He's A Little Worm
29:42 Will Chud Say It
32:41 The Hazard Of That Job
35:20 Thwarted Attempts
38:52 Italian Sausage Dip
41:43 Everyday Pizza
43:55 It Needed It
45:48 Business Dinner
48:17 Cell Phones On Belt Loops
50:39 Spraying It
52:44 Jessica Rabbit
54:47 I'm Moving There
01:00:26 Not Allowed On Ever
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9 May 2026, 10:48 pm - 1 hour 6 minutesNo Hotel No Ride
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This week the boys are coming together remotely. Sam tell us about a boat comedians confusion and disbelief, remembers meeting with the Mr. Belvedere producers, and asks Becker about getting a sweet ride. Nathan reminds us that zyn is for listening, wants to see the ship clips, and doesn't want to get caught in-between.
00:00 This Moment
01:55 Farewell Tour
03:13 Strange Rabbit Puppet
06:25 Got Surprised
08:32 The Least Revered
11:41 Some Comics Sing For The Closer
14:03 Like That Mermaid
18:11 Weaponizes It
20:21 A Boyish Nurse
23:32 Get 'Im
27:25 They Got A Magnet
28:57 Traditionally Attractive Comics
31:12 Giant Waste Of Time
34:25 Dog With A Blog
37:30 Covered Up
39:55 Keep It Up Boys
41:20 Exposed Manhole
44:23 Perfect Balance
47:11 It's On Their Gloves
51:14 Men Have To Work
53:14 Enjoying The Ownership
55:25 This Is On Me Folks
56:45 Longmont Potion Castle
59:40 Denver Used To Be Cool
01:03:09 New Linen Pants
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3 May 2026, 3:32 pm - 1 hour 47 secondsWhat A Man's Garden Looks Like
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This week the fellas are all together remotely again. Sam went to a prom there, hates dusk, and doesn't know what to do with all his new dirt. Nathan can't believe how young Sam tried acid, hips the boys to diablo nuggets, and has to be the commencement speaker now. Special Dr. T appearance!
00:00 Gossiping Like Hens
02:01 Queen Bee
04:37 Got A Wagon Coming
09:01 The Grizzly Rose
10:38 It Was My Cousins Idea
13:28 They Were Hers
17:09 Diablo Nugs
21:21 Mysterious Sharp Pain
26:13 Do Not Serve This Man
28:16 Broadcast Geek
30:55 Nude Under The Robe
37:26 Rubbing Off With His Hands
41:16 Got The Garden Going
45:56 Pond's Already Full Of Soil
48:03 This Is Huge
50:04 Outdoor Safari
53:22 Have A Task Now
54:44 We Do It A Little Different
59:20 One In The Washer
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23 April 2026, 10:29 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesBar Nund
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This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam wonders if he needs a Kachina, catches the fellas up on the new Love On The Spectrum, and blew out his battery. Nathan tells us about a cool dude looking for a ride, shares the story of a hero wad, and reminds Sam that he doesn't like being home alone. You're not going to get the deposit back.
00:00 Whopper Wednesday
02:43 Maybe If She's Bad
04:47 Why's The Dog Wearing Pants?
06:11 Private Club
08:12 Give You A Full Ride
09:40 Kachinas
11:58 No Salt On The Beans
13:19 Did We Leave The Burp In?
15:38 Wouldn't Admit To Being Blind
19:09 Two Q&A's
19:59 On Camera
22:03 As Far As Dog Ownership
23:52 Real Twitchy
25:24 Just Keith D
28:13 Sticky Da Funkstranaut
34:22 Faking It For Clout
36:43 Lice Outbreak
38:27 I Love Your Stream
39:13 She Went Somewhere
40:24 Super Seniored
44:08 Total Wad
46:20 Too Late Bro
49:38 You Both Leaned
52:21 The Fuse Is Broken
54:53 Ate Old Rice?
58:08 Wondered If You Were Scoring
01:01:19 That's For Pants
01:03:28 So Here's What's Up
01:05:53 Dudes Hugging Each other Retreat
01:10:13 That's What My Seminar Is Going To Be
01:11:59 The Sin Eater
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17 April 2026, 10:45 pm - 1 hour 1 minuteBig Yellow Couch Cast
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This week Sam and Pat are together in Detroit. Sam thinks he tore a vocal cord, teaches pat all about a classic Colorado cryptid, and held a man as he wept. Pat wrecked Sam's dent, sat in the stall vaping for an hour, and got called weird by a man wielding a wet racket.
00:00 Proud To Present
01:14 Reverse The Curse
03:05 Hole In My Throat
04:35 The Body-Building Half Man Of Crater Lake
06:00 The Dark Arts
07:51 Name Ten Candy Bars
10:22 Well Said
12:53 The Masters
15:40 Not Many Horses In NYC
17:00 IN On Succession
19:57 I Gave You A Layover
23:19 We Get There At Night
25:30 First Rodeo
27:15 Been In For A While On That
29:19 I Represent A Guy
31:52 Melted From Microwave
33:58 That DLC Just Dropped
35:55 He's Still There
38:36 Cut To Tomorrow
40:56 I Don't Know Why They Didn't Want To Join Us
41:57 I'm Smooth
44:10 Crack Bragging
46:39 Scripture From Youtube
50:02 Racket Sports Of The Mind
52:19 That's The Guy
54:28 The Secret Ways Of The Michigan People
56:39 It IS A Giraffe
59:51 Having An Alright Time
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14 April 2026, 4:09 pm - 1 hour 19 minutesHouston BBL Tunnels - PiTM SwapCast
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This week is a SwapCast with the PiTM crew, Andy Malafarina, and LeMaire Lee! Sam wants to know if his watch is cool, wished he had a gun, and . LeMaire is glad everybody forgot about the gun thing, decides they're the rowdy rough boys, and has been watching the freakiness. Andy asked right after being told not to, plans on going all beans, and almost had a situation with two ladies.
00:00 Leaving My Body
01:54 The Last Time I Saw You
04:43 Don't Say Anything
07:43 They Might Not Like Me Anymore
11:11 Auditioning
13:18 A Lot Of Kias
16:33 Austin PD Called
19:15 Content QVC
23:42 We Sell Chicken Tenders
26:37 These Scraps
30:54 Beyonce's As Far As The Eye Can See
33:54 What Are The Tunnels?
35:35 Never Repeat
37:45 They Go
40:07 Reddit Situation
43:36 More Of A Red Dragon Guy
48:48 Big Chinos On
51:31 I'm Irish
55:15 Thought White People Were On TV
58:38 Luckily
01:05:23 Curly Susu
01:09:50 Koolaid On Tap
01:12:52 You Need An Appointment
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