The classiest episode of Chopped yet.

Approachability: 5/10 (Stylish but gory cannibal story)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Cannibalism

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Is there a queer read on this film? Let's get into it.

Approachability: 10/10 (Not a horror, but it sure freaked out a lot of kids)

Content Warnings: Flying monkeys

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Hope you're earning points for this stay

Approachability: 7/10 (PG-13 haunted house)

Content Warnings: Photos of blood and gore; Jump scares; Child death; Heights; Roaches

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No one is truly prepared for this

Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Extreme Blood/gore; Torture; Suicide; Child abuse/torture (non-CSA); Jump scares; Home invasion; Creepy demon thing

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Cocaine, fashion, and murder

Special Guest Brie Williams

Approachability: 5/10 (Fashion-forward but still violent)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares

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What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night.

Approachability: 6/10 (Wholesome comedy about a zombie apocalypse)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore

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The Devil went down to Philly…

Approachability: 6/10 (Thriller that's heavier on tension than blood)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Heights; Jump scares; Child death; Blood

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Cleanup requested on aisle 2

Approachability: 4/10 (Monster-packed splatter fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Giant spiders/bugs; Suicide

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Ask your doctor if Zombinol is right for you.

Approachability: 4/10 (Gory & nightmarish & very very 80s)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Gloopy gloppy zombie stuff; Torture; Spider; Snake

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It's Temu Grease 2

Approachability: 10/10 (Wholesome, jukebox musical)

Content Warnings: no content warnings

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The Bad Seed learns magick

Approachability: 8/10 (Bratty kid horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/murder; Child death; Jump scares; Gaslighting/Manipulation

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Patreon Live Stream 4/11

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