The guys build the ultimate “Don’t Get Divorced” Draft, breaking down which 2026 NFL schedule slates, holiday games, and international matchups are must-watches—and which ones are worth skipping for real life. Plus: Aaron Rodgers–to-Pittsburgh fallout, football calendar chaos, and classic offseason brain.

(00:00) Intro

(02:26) Steelers Sign Aaron Rodgers

(12:11) NFL Schedule Draft

(54:54) Bryan Johnson

(01:01:31) Heifetz's Wedding Recap

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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

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The guys spiral through “cognitive push-ups,” James Bond trivia, Tony Soprano recall battles, and the greatest hockey player names of all time—including the legendary Jimbob Ghostkeeper. Plus: lavender vanilla matcha allegations.

(00:00) Intro

(01:04) Mailbag

(31:36) Bud Grant

(51:47) Wife advice

(01:10:43) Lifetime supplies

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The guys open up the annual Listener Take Purge and spiral through Patrick Mahomes ACL panic, Jayden Daniels regression fears, whether running backs deserve more money, and the terrifying possibility that Aaron Rodgers’ mysterious wife might not even be real. Plus: Jaxson Dart concern levels, Malik Nabers doomcasting, anti–tush push propaganda, and the most unhinged fantasy football confessions the Discord could produce.

(00:00) Intro

(03:29) Listener Take Purge: Football

(35:57) Sidequest: Baseball, Tennis, and Golf

(57:17) Listener Take Purge: Non-Football

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The guys unveil their way-too-early 2026 fantasy rankings, debating Bijan vs. Gibbs at no. 1, whether Christian McCaffrey is fantasy football Russian roulette, and whether Seahawks superstar JSN is already the WR2 overall. Plus: Puka Nacua chaos, Jonathan Taylor truthers, fantasy draft brain in May, and a special segment with Jordan Ritter Conn at the end.

(00:00) Intro

(02:17) Fantasy rankings: Tier 1

(08:38) Tier 2

(33:00) Tier 3

(01:00:06) Emails: Chode v. Taint I

(01:12:07) Jordan Ritter Conn interview

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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

Guest: Jordan Ritter Conn

Producers: Austin Gayle, Abou Kamara, Carlos Chiriboga, and Cameron Dinwiddie

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The Ringer Fantasy Football Show is back with our favorite rookie landing spots and 2026 dynasty superflex rankings. Why did [redacted] trade new Cardinals running back Jeremiyah Love for scraps? Should Ty Simpson go third overall after Love and Fernando Mendoza? What’s the right price for Jadarian Price? Craig and Heifetz have no idea what to do with their first-round dynasty picks. DK is getting JJ McCarthy chills with Simpson, and he wants no part of the Jonah Coleman-Sean Payton experience. None of it. Also, no one knows how to pronounce Jeremy even though it’s our job to hunt down silent e’s, and we have an important update on the Seahawks fan’s nuts.

(00:00) Intro

(01:56) Dynasty

(05:07) Tier 1 - The worst dynasty trade of all time?

(23:49) Fantasy Court

(27:44) Tier 2

(41:13 Tier 3

(01:00:54) Tier 4

(01:12:07) Emails

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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

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The guys open with classic nonsense before diving into their first-ever “Draft the Draft,” debating which teams actually crushed it. They also break down the bizarre Ty Simpson–Rams saga and what it means for the league.

(00:00) Intro

(01:15) Steelers tag Aaron Rodgers with the right of first refusal

(06:23) Ty Simpson

(14:33) Draft Draft

(01:43:13) Emails

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The guys hand out winners and losers from the 2026 NFL draft, from the Raiders’ hope-filled glow-up to the Browns accidentally building a real roster. They also debate Ty Simpson’s bizarre Rams future, clown the Steelers’ draft chaos, and deliver the exact kind of post-draft overreactions this week demands.

(00:00) Intro

(01:43) Winners

(17:47) Losers

(42:49) Best pick of the weekend

(48:49) Worst pick of the weekend

(01:00:55) Dolphins' Kombucha Girl draft

(01:07:44) Draft icks of the weekend

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Day 2 of the draft delivered chaos, reaches, and fantasy heartbreak. The guys break down bizarre picks from the Niners, Dolphins, Jaguars, and Steelers, plus argue over rookie landing spots and somehow spiral into a pronunciation debate over Germie Bernard.

(00:00) Intro

(01:15) McVay pretending he was upset?

(05:09) Fantasy Bloodbath

(24:08) QB Watch

(45:19) Crushed it!

(56:41) Ridiculous Happenings

(29:34) Caleb Downs to Dallas

(01:06:33) Is your pick too old for Leo DiCaprio?

(01:14:30) Emails

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The guys hand out awards after the first round of the 2026 NFL Draft, including the most shocking picks, the worst selections, and the best wide receiver landing spots. They also delve into hiccup remedies and punching your friends in the taint.

(00:00) Intro

(01:12) Most Shocking Moments - Ty Simpson

(11:46) Notre Dame RBs

(17:34) Arvell Reese falls to the Giants

(25:26) Ravens get Vega Ioane

(28:02) Bucs get Rueben Bain

(29:34) Caleb Downs to Dallas

(33:35) Browns get Spencer Fano

(36:26) Worst Picks

(36:56) Caleb Banks, Vikings

(40:15) Jets

(41:28) Kenyon Sadiq

(47:12) Fantasy Check-In

(47:57) Carnell Tate to the Titans

(49:17) Jordyn Tyson to the Saints

(50:13) Makai Lemon to the Eagles

(57:42) Highest Upside Picks

(58:23) Chiefs - Peter Woods (and Mansoor Delane)

(59:32) Bears Take Dillon Thienemann

(01:01:05) Most Boringly Responsible

(01:07:50) Logs Log

(01:24:46) Emails

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Craig’s annual Mock Draft Spectacular is back, and the insider-outsider-insider might have done it again. The guys break down Craig’s full first-round projection, argue over Giants draft dreams after the Dexter Lawrence trade, and debate where this chaotic 2026 class could really go. Draft week chaos, reckless confidence, and way too many sources.

(02:43) The Giants trade Dexter Lawrence

(19:18) Craig's Insider Mock Draft

(01:07:27) Emails

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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

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The Take Purge is back. The guys empty the notebook with their wildest 2026 NFL draft takes: Should prospects tank the combine on purpose, are the Giants headed for disaster, should the Raiders pass on a QB at no. 1, and which sleepers could become stars? Zero accountability, maximum chaos, and the kind of draft brain that hits only in April.

(00:00) Intro

(03:18) Take Purge

(01:13:38) Emails

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