DK has an old sailor tattoo rotting on his arm that reads “Volume Is King” (03:12) under a rusted anchor. So many quarterbacks can run now that Craig is starting to doubt a five-year tattoo (11:25). Watch 'Wild Hogs' to connect properly with DK’s years-old chest tattoo (18:24); Heifetz will always buy the dip (45:29). Dive in to get the full list of the crew’s Summer 2026 Memento Tattoos, new Polaroids to add to the catalog (48:49), Monster Energy Big 12 (01:07:59), and USMNT’s embarrassing World Cup exit (01:10:34). Craig also continued his Millennial Banger takeover of DK’s band mentions after shocking the world with Usher’s "Love in This Club" on Monday’s episode. Write all of this down! Make sure to write all of this down.

(00:00) Intro

(02:52) Summer 2026 Memento Tattoos

(48:53) Craig’s WR upside equation and other Polaroids

(01:10:34) USMNT blowout loss recap

(01:23:35) Emails: Jug is reborn and Gordie Howe lore

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The Patriots reunited Mike Vrabel with AJ Brown (03:41). The Chiefs signed Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker (14:01) away from the Seahawks. Mike Evans (23:07) is the new obvious target leader with Kyle Shanahan in San Francisco. Kirk Cousins (31:14), Tua Tagovailoa (39:20), Malik Willis (46:28), and Kyler Murray (01:00:45) are all quarterbacking new teams. The boys discuss the best NFL players on new teams before unveiling The Seven's (blessed be) honorable mentions for the inaugural Hottest NFL QB Rankings (01:31:02).

(00:00) Intro

(03:41) WR AJ Brown, Patriots

(14:01) RB Kenneth Walker, Chiefs

(23:07) WR Mike Evans, Bucs

(31:14) QB Kirk Cousins, Raiders

(39:20) QB Tua Tagovailoa, Falcons

(46:28) QB Malik Willis, Dolphins

(55:00) WR Jaylen Waddle, Broncos

(01:00:45) QB Kyler Murray, Vikings

(01:09:11) RB Travis Etienne, Saints

(01:15:37) RB David Montgomery, Texans

(01:19:04) WR DJ Moore, Bears

(01:23:19) Steelers Triple Bang: Michael Pittman, Rico Dowdle, and Kenneth Gainwell (now on the Bucs)

(01:31:02) Hottest NFL QB Rankings: Honorable Mentions

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Movie Club Coming: Autobots, roll out. Watch ‘Transformers’ before DK does to make sure you’re good to go for the first meeting coming up after the holiday weekend.

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Heifetz opens the pod up with some aggressive Taylor Swift takes (01:26), because of course. After DH empties the bag, the guys give updates on Brandon Aiyuk (09:13) and Terrion Arnold (13:29). Then, the World Cup gets the lads talking footy (31:39) before Craig can’t talk himself into LeBron James joining forces with the Warriors for Expendables 5 (51:34).

Emails: The guys compare Wayne Gretzky to Myles Garrett (01:04:51), unpack more evidence of Joe Burrow’s appeal to lesbians (01:13:20), and more. Things eventually devolve into Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions (01:40:39). Reminder: We are calling out to The Seven for your Hottest NFL QB rankings. Also, emails about pirates, LeBron, and blind spots. [email protected]

Movie Club Coming: Autobots, roll out. Watch 'Transformers' before DK does to join the club meeting coming soon.

(01:26) Heifetz has aggressive Taylor Swift takes (of course)

(09:13) More weird Brandon Aiyuk news

(13:29) Lions release 2024 first-rounder Terrion Arnold

(31:39) The World Cup gets the lads talking footy

(51:34) Craig can’t talk himself into LeBron James to the Warriors

(01:04:51) Wayne Gretzky was the GOAT trade piece

(01:13:20) More on Joe Burrow’s appeal to lesbians

(01:17:43) More bear drama from the Turtle Back Zoo

(01:22:40) Heifetz bar crawled as Shrek

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We kick the show off with a much-needed Brandon Aiyuk update (01:55), a tribute to Russell Wilson’s retirement, and details on new contracts for Patrick Mahomes and Christian Watson. Heifetz also had to bring up the Odell Beckham Jr. redemption tour with the Giants. (Spoiler: He’s terrified.) The lads also check in on a bunch of other stuff like pirates (01:05:48) and Jameson Williams’s new home (43:32) before hitting some emails (01:09:26).

Reminders: We’re sending a request up to The Seven for their lists for The Hottest NFL QB Rankings. Please email us your lists at [email protected]. We send our blessings. We’re also looking for anything on pirates and new dad advice. Ghosts, chodes, all welcome.

(00:00) Intro

(01:57) Brandon Aiyuk

(13:27) Russell Wilson retires

(27:14) Patrick Mahomes signs $500 million contract

(43:32) Jameson Williams bought a house

(01:05:48) Emails

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The guys are back from a three-week hiatus to catch up on the biggest NFL news, starting with the Rams’ blockbuster trade for Myles Garrett. They break down what it means for the NFC, debate the Rams’ aggressive team-building philosophy, and react to a whirlwind month of offseason chaos.

(00:00) Intro

(02:05) Myles Garrett to Rams

(40:35) Brendan Sorsby Saga

(01:00:03) Emails

(01:23:42) Knicks are NBA Champions

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The guys return for Part 2 of their Top 26 Players Under 26 rankings, counting down the top 13 young stars in the NFL. They debate Malik Nabers’s outlook, rank the next wave of fantasy cornerstones, and present a special request to The Seven.

(00:00) Intro

(00:56) PSA for The Seven

(05:28) Nos. 13-7 for the Top 26 Under 26

(32:33) Nos. 6-1

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The guys kick off Part 1 of their countdown of the top 26 NFL skill players under 26, debating dynasty value, young stars, and future franchise cornerstones. Plus, an all-time J.J. McCarthy quote sends the conversation completely off the rails.
(00:00) Intro
(02:24) J.J. McCarthy is off to a weird start
(09:31) Honorable mentions for the top 26 under 26
(15:54) Nos. 26-20
(35:33) Nos. 19-14
(56:18) Emails
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AJ Brown has FINALLY been traded to the New England Patriots. The guys recorded an emergency reaction before the news even dropped to get all of their takes on how this affects the Mike Vrabel, Drake Maye, Jalen Hurts, the new-look Eagles offense and more.
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It’s safe to say Heifetz’s Giants had a bad week. Jaxson Dart (AKA J6) is hanging out with Donald Trump, Joe Schoen’s cuck chair isn’t going anywhere, and there’s no good injury news for Malik Nabers. But the guys couldn’t spend the entire show laughing at the Giants. They also go over the most breakable NFL records and some listener emails on YouTube voice, more nut kicks, Charley Pride, and the 1897 Cleveland Spiders.

(00:00) Intro

(01:40) NYG Implosion

(17:56) Record Breakers

(01:04:54) Emails

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The guys build the ultimate “Don’t Get Divorced” Draft, breaking down which 2026 NFL schedule slates, holiday games, and international matchups are must-watches—and which ones are worth skipping for real life. Plus: Aaron Rodgers–to-Pittsburgh fallout, football calendar chaos, and classic offseason brain.

(00:00) Intro

(02:26) Steelers Sign Aaron Rodgers

(12:11) NFL Schedule Draft

(54:54) Bryan Johnson

(01:01:31) Heifetz's Wedding Recap

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The guys spiral through “cognitive push-ups,” James Bond trivia, Tony Soprano recall battles, and the greatest hockey player names of all time—including the legendary Jimbob Ghostkeeper. Plus: lavender vanilla matcha allegations.

(00:00) Intro

(01:04) Mailbag

(31:36) Bud Grant

(51:47) Wife advice

(01:10:43) Lifetime supplies

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