- 1 hour 21 minutesEp 315: Kitch-Incels vs GDD
In this episode, we have Aurora on to talk about: someone whose boyfriend can't get hard now that they live together, a guy who likes to fill balloons with milk for pleasure, an ex boyfriend that was really thirsty at an amusement park, a creep that punished himself with a tomatonater, some one walking into elevator hell with two men, a newly graduated guy asking a teacher out on a date over Steam, a listener who dated a racist person in college, and then we the some daily AITA challenge. We also go over some sentences that Aurora and/or Josh have said that have never been said before. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine
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6:46 BF Can't Get It Up
17:12 Suck Milk Out a Balloon
22:08 Ex BF Drank Open Sprite
26:38 Tomatonater
27:33 Elevator Hell
33:03 Asking Teacher Out
38:21 Break
38:29 CJ: New Sentences
50:15 LS Sound
51:14 LS Story
54:55 AITA-dles
1:07:30 Mail Time
1:16:01 Outro
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Ex bf drank from an open sprite bottle on our first date
a guy got angry at me for not saying hi in the elevator
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22 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 43 minutesEp 314: MIL's CPS Threat
In this episode, we talk about: someone who regrets saying yes to a first date in private, a couple having a dispute about taking care of their newborn, a mother in law who threatens to call CPS on her daughter for no reason at all, a listener tells us about their IUD insertion, and Josh tells everyone about the songs that move him in this week's Circle Jurdge. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine
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15 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesNA 46: WORST Vacation Stories
In this episode, we take calls about: BAD VACATIONS! Erika kicks us off with her recent trip to Cancun, a caller tells us about an ex husband's surprise trip to San Antonio, a sandwich in the aiport delays a flight, and a young sister accidentally drinking in the Bahamas! Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:51 Erika's Bad Vacation 19:48 San Antonio Riverwalk 31:51 Sandwich Fiasco 42:01 Drunk Sister 51:17 Our Other Bad Vacations 58:37 Outro
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11 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 50 minutesEp 313: Circ'd Up
In this episode, we talk about: a person who told their brother's girlfriend about his vasectomy, a teacher accidentally finds out they are old, a late night snack leading to a relationship realization, a listener encounters a wizard in the wild, and a starchy mistake comes back to bite a redditor in the worst ways imaginable. We also go over some moral conundrums in this week's circle jurdge! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine
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8 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 22 minutesEp 312: SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
In this SPECIAL season 6 end episode, we go over our favorites stories, circle jurdges, and moments of the last year! Thanks for watching! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine
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1 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 3 minutesNA 45: Kismet for Cats
In this episode, we take calls about: a bf who may or may not be JOing while our caller s, a conundrum arises after the cat distribution service runs its course, a classmate SUCKS and needs to be kicked out of school, a caller let's us know they won't ever watch our show, someone attempts to tell their banal story, and we find out about a broken leg that healed too fast for our show. Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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28 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 21 minutesEp 311: Reddit Stories You WON'T Forget
In this episode, we talk about: a guy eating TOO MUCH of a party sub, a company plantation retreat that didn't go the way that HR planned, the infamous Jolly Rancher story heard round the world, a listener that caught their partner cheating in the worst way possible, and a husband that keeps sending "I hate you" texts to his wife but denies that he is.
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25 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 37 minutesEp 310: The Reddit Don Draper
In this episode, we talk about: a guy who wants an open marriage but NOT for the reason you tare thinking, and a listener that had a brother so unwell it caused them to stop talking to their parents. We also go over some covers we think we can judge a book by more easily!
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18 May 2026, 7:00 am - 58 minutes 36 secondsNA 44: The WEIRDEST Strangers We've Met
In this episode, we take calls about: people's strangest interactions with strangers including a vet tech being made uncomfortable by a man, a vet tech being on the receiving end on a trauma dump, trauma, and a drump, a person being warned about their upcoming hernia surgery, and a caller that had a very inappropriate "compliment" as well as realizing they knew a certain someone from TikTok. Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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14 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 40 minutesEp 309: How to Be a Bad Boy
In this episode, we talk about: the Chubby Chick Challenge and its consequences on a relationship, a husband who has a little bit too much whimsy for a relationship, a listener that might be dating a relative, and a pregnant girlfriend that is "crashing out." We also cover a WikiHow on How to Be a Bad Boy!
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11 May 2026, 7:00 am - 14 minutes 39 secondsIntroducing: No Such Thing
We’re excited to share a preview of a new podcast we think you’d enjoy: No Such Thing
No Such Thing is a show where three best friends and journalists settle their dumb arguments — and yours — by actually doing the research. Hosts Manny Fidel, Noah Friedman, and Devan Joseph start each episode with an argument using just their gut feelings. Then they go out into the world, investigate, talk to experts, and conduct some experiments. Finally, the guys bring their findings back to the group to see if they can change minds, enlighten each other, and move past their emotional truths.
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