The Judgies
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- 56 minutes 35 secondsNA 28: I Want My Dead Ex's Hands
In this episode, we take calls about: a pair of listeners who were involved in an intra-relationship twicing, Lou Sassole returns to tell us about their dating woes involving mummification, and a caller tells us about friends who aren't prioritizing her and it SUCKS. Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:15 Twiced My Partner 12:41 Twiced By My Partner 19:49 Cut Off My Ex's Hands 34:12 Friends Aren't Prioritizing Me 50:10 Outro
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18 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 27 minutesEp 288: The Taco Bell 50k
In this episode, we talk about: a satanic wedding that the parents do not approve of, a Craig's List missed connection by a stalker weirdo, someone who is upset that their friend asked them out, a guy who cried so hard he threw up, a listener running into some issues at an animal shelter, and Google AI summarizes our podcast's CORRECT history. Erika also let's us know about the Taco Bell 50k that will be happening next year in Colorado!
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Intro Music by: Iván
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 5:25 Satanic Wedding 13:12 Craigslist Date 16:47 Poly =/= Available 22:14 Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up 42:17 Break 43:43 CJ: Taco Bell 50k
1:02:04 LS Sound 1:07:131 LS Story 1:17:33 When Did The Judgies Start 1:22:05 Outro Story Links: AITA for having a satanic wedding? Just because I'm poly doesn't mean I'm availableMy (21F) boyfriend (22M) gets so jealous over his brother's (26M) girlfriend (28F) that he cries until he vomits
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15 December 2025, 8:00 am - 53 minutes 34 secondsNA 27: Be Gay Do Crimes
In this episode, we take calls about: a listener who accidentally forced a man out of a closet, someone who has some crimes to confess to, someone wondering if it's okay to pretend to be religious to make money, a heckling at a hockey game goes wrong, and a caller asks for some reveal cake ideas. Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:14 Forcing a Man Out of the Closet 16:55 Be Gay Do Crimes 27:52 Pretending to Love Jesus for Money 35:37 Hockey Hecklin' Hooligan 42:19 Reveal Cake Ideas 48:07 Outro
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11 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 41 minutesEp 287: Bouba or Kiki 2
In this episode, we talk about: a friend group who is leaving out someone because of a past relationship, a listener who got blocked after a girls trip, and a guy who REALLY didn't want to tell everyone a story but people were BEGGING him to. We also revisit some Bouba or Kikis!
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0:00 Intro
5:19 Wax Story
8:51 Friends Avoiding For Past Mistake
22:05 Possibly Cheating Husband
47:05 Break
49:36 CJ: Bouba Kiki Returns
1:10:23 LS Sound
1:12:37 LS Story
1:22:17 Ancient Poop Story
1:35:17 Outro
Story Links:
My friends asked me not to join our planned trip after finding out about something from my past
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8 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesNA 26: Allergic to Vagisil
In this episode, we take calls about: a listener who is caught in some fantasy football drama, a creepy tenant who tried to harass his way to our caller's heart, a caller who accidentally touched their SIL's toy, someone wondering how they can appear as an ally at work, and a caller who found out they are allergic to Vagisil the hard way. Judgies Merch is Available HERE!
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:56 Fantasy Football Drama 16:10 Creepy Tenant Story 26:31 Brother's Wife's Toy Touch 40:11 How to Appear as an Ally 46:49 The DRAMA 52:44 Allergic to Vagisil 1:01:41 Outro
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4 December 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 21 minutesEp 286: Bush. ft. Editor Blake
In this episode, we talk about: a guy who is upset to find out his 18 year old girlfriend is 18, a guy who used Chat GPT to write his wedding vows, a listener who accidentally was fake kidnapped, and a guy who is going on vacation without his wife. Also, Josh brings in some new phrases to try out on the show!
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Intro Music by: Iván
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 7:29 Dating 18 Year Olds 16:32 AI Wedding Vows 34:26 Break 34:34 CJ: New Slang 48:50 LS Sound 51:35 LS Story 1:04:17 Going On Vacation Without Wife 1:16:06 Outro Story Links: AITAH for telling my boyfriend that if he signs up to date someone my age, he has to accept the fact that we are (shock) our age? DELETED I (35M) Was Caught Using AI to Write Wedding Vows and Partner (34F) Walked Out. What to Do? AITA/ my inlaws want to take only my husband to the bahamas for 11 days and leave me and the kids at home. Am i wrong for being angry?
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1 December 2025, 8:00 am - 59 minutes 18 secondsNA 25: The Booger Bandit
In this episode, we take calls about: some one who admits to being the booger bandit, a caller who is NOT a quarter freak, a caller who discovered the Texas Tunnel Conspiracy, we go over some movie theater etiquette, a mom who blames our caller for getting a Covid shot, and a final call of a Christian x Josh moment at work.
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Name Change? 5:09 The Booger Bandit 12:51 NOT a Quarter Freak 21:49 Texas Tunnel Conspiracy 30:22 Movie Theater Etiquette 40:46 The Covid Mom 49:44 Josh x Christian Story 54:33 Outro
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27 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 28 minutesEp 285: Choose Your Own Josh-Venture
In this week's, episode we talk about: Erika has Josh choose his own Josh-Ventures! No spoilers here :). The circle jurdge sees the return of FAN AND POD FAVORITE music video comments! This Episode is Brought to You By:
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https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:11 Dunking On Ryan 15:40 BF Mad About Ectopic Pregnancy 24:15 Husband Threatens Divorce 34:04 Break 34:12 Vine Coming Back 36:11 CJ: Music Video Comments 57:42 LS Sound 59:55 LS Story 1:06:07 Skipping Sisters Wedding 1:14:53 Toilet Bowl Winner 1:22:54 Outro Story Links: My bf is mad at me for ending my ectopic pregnancy My husband threatened divorce if I stay over with my daughter that just had a baby after her fiancé took his own life 2 weeks prior. DELETED AITA for skipping my sisters wedding because I never had the wedding i always dreamed of DELETED
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24 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesNA 24: The Christmas Fungus
In this episode, we take calls about: some Would You Rather questions that ROCK the pod, a person who was subjected to crying during a hookup, and a caller who keeps sleeping with their tattoo artist whoopsie!
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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 4:16 Would You Rather 25:21 Crying About Grandma 46:09 Slept With My Tattoo Artist 1:02:01 Outro
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20 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 29 minutesEp 284: The Chops are Nuts
In this week's episode, we talk about: a guy who is asked to mask around his partner's friends, a see through bikini prank gone WRONG, a couple of workers pretending to be fired when customers complain too much, a listener who is stuck between a chapel and Chappell, and the LEAST banal poop story we've ever come across. Erika also tells us the tales of her Sims journey of late! This Episode is Brought to You By:
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https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 4:13 BF Needing To Mask 13:33 See Through Bikini 25:45 Pretending To Be Fired 35:48 Break 37:12 CJ: Sims Drama 54:14 LS Sound 57:19 LS Story 1:07:40 Least Banal Poop 1:23:45 Outro Story Links: Is it ableist to expect my autistic partner to behave appropriately around others? Aita for wearing the “joke” bikini my friend got me? AITA for pretending to get fired when customers get a temper with me? I did not wash my rear end until I was 19, and it's beyond embarrassing
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17 November 2025, 8:00 am - 1 hour 7 minutesNA 23: Loose Urethra
In this episode, we talk calls about: a geologist breaking up and running into their ex, a caller wondering the age old question: What's a girl to do?, a pissbaby's ultimate revenge, someone asking how to do some malicious compliance as a sin, some nicknames in a relationship that seem weird, and a caller wants to know how to no longer be British.
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Intro Music by: Iván
Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 6:46 Geologist Break Up 15:12 What's a Girl to Do? 22:31 Pissbaby's Revenge 30:38 Malicious Compliance as a Sin 39:13 Boy Mom Nicknames 49:55 B Slur 1:00:01 Outro
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