- 1 hour 55 minutesSouth Park: The Stick of Truth (TSMP Revisit!)
This episode! The Dog Days of Replays continue with Mik's pick, South Park: The Stick of Truth! Does it hold up since the show last covered it? Does it do South Park justice? Is it as offensive as it should be? Tune in to find out! Also, Dalton dives in a Gacha-free Gacha game, and some College Football 2027, Willie visits family and plays Colossal Cave, and Mik gets FFXIV for the Switch 2 and also dives back into Pokopia!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
7 August 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 39 minutesPlanet Zoo REVISITED
This Episode, The boys kick of the Dog Days of Replays with Dalton's Pick, Planet Zoo! With his excitement for Planet Zoo 2, it only felt fitting for this to be the time to redo the first! We do chat a good bit about the game, but most of this episode is just nerding out about Zoo's and animals in general. Also, Dalton dives into WWII and it goes as well as you'd think, Willie dives back into Hell to slay demons, and also spent some time slaying monsters in The Lands Between, and Mik received some new Handhelds. Oh, and Dalton and Mik checked out Palworld 1.0
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
24 July 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 19 minutesDark Souls Remastered
PRAISE THE SUN! This week! The boys are joined by Mr. Puzzles Dane Himself to chat about his favorite game, the winner of a recent discord listener poll, Dark Souls! Did we thrive in the madness? Or succumb to the Undeath of Lordran? Tune in to find out!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
11 July 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 7 minutesMetal: Hellsinger
This episode! HEAVY MOTHERF***ING METAL!! The boys dive into the 9 layers of hell to help the Unknown find her voice in Metal: Hellsinger! Plus, Willie directs trains, Mik Burrows instead of dodges, and Dalton loves his massive skill trees!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
26 June 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 13 minutesFinal Fantasy VII Remake
This episode! We dive into the remake of the Square Enix classic FINAL FANTASY VII! How does it compare to the original? Did we love it? Did one of us have a controversial opinion of this game? Tune in to find out! Also, Life kicks Mik in the balls, and Dalton is addicted to Path of Exile 2!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
14 June 2026, 9:22 am - 1 hour 42 minutesJump King
This episode! Dalton and Willie are joined by Nate and Dane to chat about Nate's patreon pick, the rage game classic Jump King! Did we beat it? Did it Beat us? Did we break controllers? Tune in to find out!
Also, Nate is a new Dad! Dane Has Car trouble, Willie starts Bird Watching, and Dalton races in Forza Horizon 6, and sees a real life police chase.
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
29 May 2026, 10:00 am - 1 hour 22 minutesCoromon
This episode! With Willie's PC on the fritz, Mik and Dalton have him covered as they dive into the cute monster catching game COROMON! How does it hold up against its obvious inspiration? Tune in to find out!! Also, Mik gets a new Steam Controller, and Dalton has a new pass time called Conan: Exiles!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
15 May 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 1 minuteMetal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
This Episode! Willie plays a roguelike RPG Minesweeper game, Mik puts the FFXIV needle back into his arm, and Dalton sets sails on the high seas, in the game that Skull and Bones should have been. Also, the boys dive into the 2001 Hideo Kojima classic, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty! A childhood favorite game of Dalton's, but, did it predict the future? Tune in to find out!
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Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
3 May 2026, 10:00 am - 1 hour 31 minutesAmid Evil
This weekhausen! It is WrestleMania week, baby! The boys chat about the upcoming showcase of the immortals, plus Dalton vents about work, Willie finally beat a childhood game he's been wanting to wrap up, and Mik (Team Retrogue on YouTube!) Has a new video on YouTube you should all check out!
We also dive into the New Blood boomer shooter (Or Boober Shoomer, if ya can't talk properly) Amid Evil! How does it hold up to the predecessors? Where does it lie in the New Blood Unholy Trinity? Tune in and find out!
Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for show games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORDSupport the show, Join the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thesteammachinepodcast
Big Thanks to Our patrons who donate 10 dollars or more!
Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
18 April 2026, 10:00 am - 2 hours 43 minutesClair Obscur: Expedition 33
This Episode! The boys are joined by Fenris from Spectre Approved to dive into the game that won ALL the awards last year, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33! Did we think it deserved the awards? How does it stand against other titans of the genre? Is Putain de Merde our new favorite curse? Are we feeling Weeeee? Or Woooo? Tune in and find out!
Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD
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Big Thanks to Our patrons who donate 10 dollars or more!
Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
4 April 2026, 10:00 am - 1 hour 31 minutesTex Murphy: Under A Killing Moon
This episode! The boys go back in time to 1994 to then go forward in time to 2042 to hang out with Crack gumshoe Tex Murphy as he solves some cases! Does the P.I. still deliver these days? Or does the FMV leave it as a relic of the past? Tune in to find out! Also, Mik is addicted to Pokopia, and Dalton dives into Retro Rewind and Crimson Desert!
Come join our Discord and Vote on polls for games! bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD
Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thesteammachinepodcast
Big Thanks to Our patrons who donate 10 dollars or more!
Nate “Sir Cogsworth the 7th of June-iper”
Jeff “The Original Expendable, Mr. Syllables Ole Jeffy Lube
”Aries or Adam “Ariesoradam” Shoutout to his podcast Revival and Extinction
James “The Steam Machine Hall Monitor” Hall
Team Retrogue Check Him out on YouTube
“Mr. Puzzles” Dane Himself
Flyin’ Brian Doran Grey
The man who erased his nickname, now the Wolverine formally known as Logan Joreid aka LittleLoManiac
Fenris Wolfsbane, Healer of the Als of Bama
LINK TO WEBSITE https://bit.ly/TheSteamMachinePodcast
Shoutout to Spectre Approved
Shoutout to TeamRetrogue
Shoutout to Dane and Jeff's Media Dump
Shoutout to Grumpy Jeff's Pro Wrestling Power Hour
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