On this week's episode of "half-remembered things and dubiously named British foodstuffs", M&B discuss the phenomena of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings, the Fray Bentos Meaty Pud, the Double Decker, and of course, Mr Brain's Pork F*****s.

Join us next week, when M&B promise to eat at least one (1) of those foodstuffs on air!

Watch the next stream on Sunday 3rd May, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here. We will be raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund.

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Magenta spills the tea on her time as a Brownie, a Rainbow and other such curiously-named after-school cryptids.

You can still support this week'd charity, UNICEF, by going to this page.

And you can join us on our next stream (another choose-your-own-charity-adventure!), on April 26th, here!

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It's the second consecutive week of M&B's multi-charity extravaganza! Join us for more fortune-telling live stream goodness.

Join us for the next one! Sunday 19th April, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). You can watch it on the Long Cat Media YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch pages. Here's the link to the YouTube version.

And you can still choose a charity to support on this week's campaign page, here.

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Here's the link to our Bandcamp page

And here's the link to our Ko-fi page

Hello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it was about how we’re taking all our shows off Spotify.

And now, that time has come: as of today, we’ve requested their removal. Spotify makes the process as opaque as possible, so we don’t have a definitive date for when they will disappear, but it is imminent.

So, where can you find us once we’re off Spotify?

Where are we putting our brand new season of Mockery Manor?

Are we making sure there’s always a free way to listen to it?

Firstly, yes, there are many ways to listen to our shows for free. They will continue to exist on almost all podcast platforms - except Spotify. The free versions include adverts, although we try to keep those to a minimum.

If you’d prefer to listen to Mockery without adverts - and who wouldn’t - then the most ethical way to do that is one we’ve just launched, where for only £3.49, you can purchase a whole season of Mockery on Bandcamp. And if you’re wondering why we chose £3.49, that’s because that was the average cost of a CD single in around 2002, when I started buying music.

All our scripted podcasts are now available on Bandcamp, and they sound much better. The audio quality of a podcast is higher there than on any other online platform. MUCH higher. That’s because podcast platforms use compressed MP3s, while on Bandcamp, everything is CD-quality, high definition lossless audio.

And unlike other online services, Bandcamp pays artists fairly. In a world that seems to be trying to destroy creators, services like Bandcamp means we can keep going.

Also, Bandcamp’s profits DO NOT go into the pockets of mass murderers! What a world, where that’s even a thing.

We’ve always given our monthly supporters free access to our music albums on Bandcamp, but going forward, they’ll also have access to unlimited plays of our podcasts in high definition, so join us over on Ko-fi for that delicious perk.

Mockery Manor season 4 is due out this summer, so please do listen to it for free on any other podcast platform, or for £3.49 on Bandcamp.

See you on the other side!

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It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had donations to Amnesty International, Trans Lifeline, PCRF, Women For Refugee Women, ActionAid and Action Against Hunger. Thank you everyone! We also had Magenta's absolutely BRUTAL heckle to Bernard mid-song. Listen on for that!

Please join us next week for another choose-your-own-charity bonanza! Watch on YouTube here.

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It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical.

This week, M&B are raising money for WaterAid. You can still donate to this week's charity here.

And join us for the next stream on April 5th, Easter Sunday! You can watch it here.

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Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches.

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And come join us for the next stream on Sunday 29th March, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), here

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A slightly belated Live Stream! As usual, we've had to cut out Bernard's songs for copyright reasons, but there were a couple of real doozies in this stream, so head on over to YouTube to check those out.

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It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one.

Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream!

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Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money for International Rescue Committee.

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Join us next week at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), Sunday 8th March, on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch!

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It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes.

Join us on Sunday March 1st at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK time (3:30pm ET) - Watch here

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