We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.

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Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

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We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!

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War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.

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President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!

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Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.

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We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.

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We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.

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We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.

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Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.

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