🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

📌 This Week’s Clip:

Taken from Episode “153: I Will Make An Absolute Star Out Of That Cow There”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.

🎉 Ready to join the fun?

Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Looking for the perfect mix of sports chat, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable stories? You’ve found it! Join Elis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero every week for a deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between.

✨ This Week’s Episode Highlights

Whether you're here for insightful sports commentary or laugh-out-loud moments, this week’s episode is packed with everything you love.

🗓 Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Want early access and ad-free listening? Subscribe to WONDERY+ to get both parts every Tuesday – ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Choose WONDERY+ ?

• Early access: Enjoy Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: All the laughs, none of the interruptions.

💡 Exclusive Content for Patreon Members

Missing out on the fun? That’s because you’re not on Patreon yet!

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• 🎁 Gift a Patreon Membership to a mate!
• Access our Patreon Shop for classic episodes of Hoffi Pod, Michael Owen’s Movie Club, and more.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect classic sports movies.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads break down their favourite non-sports clips.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – DON’T MISS OUT!

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

• Elis: Kath Morgan’s reaction to Wales qualifying for a major tournament for the first time.
• Watch here.
• 
  
• Mike: Jogging 1979 – a retro gem.
• Watch on YouTube.
• 
  
• Steff: Spot the Distant Pod hat in the stands at the Las Vegas Raiders vs. Kansas City Chiefs NFL game.
• Watch here.
• 
  

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

• Mike Documentary: Doug Mountjoy: Legends of Welsh Sport.
• Watch the 30-minute feature.
• 
  
• Steff’s Book Recommendation: Running Wild by Simon & Julia Freeman.
• Get your copy here.
• 
  

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

Available only on Patreon!

• Steff: He’s No’ Finish’! – Funniest talkSPORT caller ever?
• Watch the clip.
• 
  
• Mike: Mark Gastineau confronts Brett Favre for ‘diving’ against Michael Strahan.
• Check it out on YouTube.
• 
  
• Elis: Terry Griffiths talks about Kenfig Hill like it’s Hollywood.
• Watch the moment here.
• 
  
• 
  

🎉 Why Fans Love Us

Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate podcast destination. Whether you’re a sports fanatic or just here for the laughs, you’ll feel right at home.

Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Looking for the perfect mix of sports chat, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable stories? You’ve found it! Join Elis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero every week for a deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between.

✨ This Week’s Episode Highlights

Whether you're here for insightful sports commentary or laugh-out-loud moments, this week’s episode is packed with everything you love.

🗓 Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Want early access and ad-free listening? Subscribe to WONDERY+ to get both parts every Tuesday – ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Choose WONDERY+ ?

• Early access: Enjoy Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: All the laughs, none of the interruptions.

💡 Exclusive Content for Patreon Members

Missing out on the fun? That’s because you’re not on Patreon yet!

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• 🎁 Gift a Patreon Membership to a mate!
• Access our Patreon Shop for classic episodes of Hoffi Pod, Michael Owen’s Movie Club, and more.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect classic sports movies.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads break down their favourite non-sports clips.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – DON’T MISS OUT!

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

• Elis: Kath Morgan’s reaction to Wales qualifying for a major tournament for the first time.
• Watch here.
• 
  
• Mike: Jogging 1979 – a retro gem.
• Watch on YouTube.
• 
  
• Steff: Spot the Distant Pod hat in the stands at the Las Vegas Raiders vs. Kansas City Chiefs NFL game.
• Watch here.
• 
  

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

• Mike Documentary: Doug Mountjoy: Legends of Welsh Sport.
• Watch the 30-minute feature.
• 
  
• Steff’s Book Recommendation: Running Wild by Simon & Julia Freeman.
• Get your copy here.
• 
  

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

Available only on Patreon!

• Steff: He’s No’ Finish’! – Funniest talkSPORT caller ever?
• Watch the clip.
• 
  
• Mike: Mark Gastineau confronts Brett Favre for ‘diving’ against Michael Strahan.
• Check it out on YouTube.
• 
  
• Elis: Terry Griffiths talks about Kenfig Hill like it’s Hollywood.
• Watch the moment here.
• 
  
• 
  

🎉 Why Fans Love Us

Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate podcast destination. Whether you’re a sports fanatic or just here for the laughs, you’ll feel right at home.

Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

📌 This Week’s Clip:

Taken from Episode “210: Batman’s Mate”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.

🎉 Ready to join the fun?

Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted by the iconic trio of Elis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero.

✨ This Week’s Special Guest

We’re rolling out the red carpet for a true musical legend – The One and Only Chesney Hawkes! 🎶 Join Elis, Mike, and Steff as they welcome Chesney to the bar for an unforgettable episode filled with stories, laughs, and a few surprises.

✨ Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Can’t wait? Skip the line with WONDERY+ and get both parts every Tuesday – ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Subscribe to WONDERY+?

• Early access: Listen to Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: Enjoy uninterrupted laughs and stories.

💡 Exclusive Content Alert!

Hear something new? That’s because you might not be on Patreon yet! Here’s what you’re missing:

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• 🎁 The ability to Gift a Patreon Membership to a mate!

🏪 Patreon Shop

Missed an iconic episode? No worries! The Distant Pod, Hoffi Pod, and the infamous Michael Owen’s Movie Club are available for individual purchase in the Patreon Shop.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patrons

Top-tier Patreon members get even more:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect sports movies. This month, they’re taking on Talladega Nights! Listen now.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads dive into their favourite non-sports clips. November’s episode features Lasers! Listen here.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW: CHESNEY HAWKES

• Pre-order Chesney’s new album Living Arrows: Buy it here.
• 🎤 Catch Chesney on tour next year – we’re all going to his Cardiff gig at The Globe! Get tickets.
• 🎬 Check out the video Steff mentioned of Chesney dancing in the buff: Watch it here.
• 🎶 Listen to Chesney’s new single Live Forever: Watch it here.

🎥 Chesney’s Clips:

• Chesney’s First West Ham Game: Watch it here.
• Chesney on The Games: Watch it here.
• Dancing on Ice Injury: Watch Clip 1 | Watch Clip 2.
• Chesney Meets Jarrod Bowen: Watch it here.

This episode is packed with stories, music, and plenty of laughs. Don’t miss out on this incredible guest appearance! 🎉

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted by the iconic trio of Elis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero.

✨ This Week’s Special Guest

We’re rolling out the red carpet for a true musical legend – The One and Only Chesney Hawkes! 🎶 Join Elis, Mike, and Steff as they welcome Chesney to the bar for an unforgettable episode filled with stories, laughs, and a few surprises.

✨ Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Can’t wait? Skip the line with WONDERY+ and get both parts every Tuesday – ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Subscribe to WONDERY+?

• Early access: Listen to Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: Enjoy uninterrupted laughs and stories.

💡 Exclusive Content Alert!

Hear something new? That’s because you might not be on Patreon yet! Here’s what you’re missing:

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• 🎁 The ability to Gift a Patreon Membership to a mate!

🏪 Patreon Shop

Missed an iconic episode? No worries! The Distant Pod, Hoffi Pod, and the infamous Michael Owen’s Movie Club are available for individual purchase in the Patreon Shop.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patrons

Top-tier Patreon members get even more:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect sports movies. This month, they’re taking on Talladega Nights! Listen now.
• Hoffi Pod: The lads dive into their favourite non-sports clips. November’s episode features Lasers! Listen here.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW: CHESNEY HAWKES

• Pre-order Chesney’s new album Living Arrows: Buy it here.
• 🎤 Catch Chesney on tour next year – we’re all going to his Cardiff gig at The Globe! Get tickets.
• 🎬 Check out the video Steff mentioned of Chesney dancing in the buff: Watch it here.
• 🎶 Listen to Chesney’s new single Live Forever: Watch it here.

🎥 Chesney’s Clips:

• Chesney’s First West Ham Game: Watch it here.
• Chesney on The Games: Watch it here.
• Dancing on Ice Injury: Watch Clip 1 | Watch Clip 2.
• Chesney Meets Jarrod Bowen: Watch it here.

This episode is packed with stories, music, and plenty of laughs. Don’t miss out on this incredible guest appearance! 🎉

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.

We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.

If you're new to the pod, then feel free to use these as a jump off point to find your way around our earlier episodes.

This clip is taken from our spin off Patreon-Only podcast Hoffi Pod 7

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted byElis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero. 

Whether you’re here for the sports insights, or laugh-out-loud moments, this week’s episode is packed with everything you love.

✨ Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Can’t wait? Skip the line with WONDERY+ and get both parts every Tuesday, ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Subscribe to WONDERY+?

• Early access: Enjoy Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: All the laughs, none of the interruptions.

💡 Exclusive Content Alert!

Hear something new? That’s because you might not be on Patreon yet! Patreon members enjoy:

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• The chance to gift a membership to a mate: Gift a Patreon Membership.

🏪 Patreon Shop

Missed a classic episode? Don’t worry! The Distant Pod, Hoffi Pod, and the infamous Michael Owen’s Movie Club are available for individual purchase in the Patreon Shop.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patrons

Top-tier Patreon members get even more:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Sports movies “hilariously dissected” by Elis, Mike, and Steff.
• Hoffi Pod: The ‘lads” break down their favourite non-sports clips.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

• Steff: I’ve Shit Myself
• Mike: Mr Tom Platz
• Elis: Kids Commentating

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

• Steff Documentary: Quiz Ball 1966
• Elis Book: C’mon Cymru by Keith Haynes Buy it here.

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

Available only via Patreon.

• Steff: Sammy Harvey – 14-Year-Old Goalkeeper
• Mike: Liam Williams and Josh Adams
• Elis: Rafa Benitez

Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and see why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is the podcast that keeps you coming back for more. See you inside! 🎉

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted byElis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero. 

Whether you’re here for the sports insights, or laugh-out-loud moments, this week’s episode is packed with everything you love.

✨ Episode Schedule

• Part 1: Out Wednesday
• Part 2: Out Friday

Can’t wait? Skip the line with WONDERY+ and get both parts every Tuesday, ad-free and ahead of the crowd.

🚀 Why Subscribe to WONDERY+?

• Early access: Enjoy Parts 1 and 2 on Tuesday before anyone else.
• Ad-free listening: All the laughs, none of the interruptions.

💡 Exclusive Content Alert!

Hear something new? That’s because you might not be on Patreon yet! Patreon members enjoy:

• 30 minutes of exclusive bonus content every week.
• The chance to gift a membership to a mate: Gift a Patreon Membership.

🏪 Patreon Shop

Missed a classic episode? Don’t worry! The Distant Pod, Hoffi Pod, and the infamous Michael Owen’s Movie Club are available for individual purchase in the Patreon Shop.

🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patrons

Top-tier Patreon members get even more:

• Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Sports movies “hilariously dissected” by Elis, Mike, and Steff.
• Hoffi Pod: The ‘lads” break down their favourite non-sports clips.

Want in? Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today!

🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

• Steff: I’ve Shit Myself
• Mike: Mr Tom Platz
• Elis: Kids Commentating

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

• Steff Documentary: Quiz Ball 1966
• Elis Book: C’mon Cymru by Keith Haynes Buy it here.

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

Available only via Patreon.

• Steff: Sammy Harvey – 14-Year-Old Goalkeeper
• Mike: Liam Williams and Josh Adams
• Elis: Rafa Benitez

Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and see why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is the podcast that keeps you coming back for more. See you inside! 🎉

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.

We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.

If you're new to the pod, then feel free to use these as a jump off point to find your way around our earlier episodes.

This clip is taken from “ 94: Grubs and Slobs”

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Liam Gallagher’s Book Club – the ultimate sports book spin-off! 📚⚽

Join Mike Bubbins, Elis James, and Steff Garrero as they dive deep into the pages of a sports book featured on the main podcast. 

Expect lively discussions, surprising insights (has Mike even read the book?), and plenty of laughs as they tackle the world of sports writing one book at a time.

Got a must-read suggestion? Hit us up on social media @distantpod – we’d love to hear your picks!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.