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Hi Summer Friends!

The Terminator (with an hour and forty-eight minute running time) is our latest watchalong! It was selected as a summer style blockbuster I HAVE NEVER SEEN (meaning me, Janie.)

As you know by now, just play our track in separate speakers and we “coach” you through playing the film so we are in S…

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In this fun episode, recorded a little early to accommodate the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour, Janie wonders aloud if being nominated for an Emmy at age 90 is in the cards, PFT wonders aloud why Janie ever read a TWILIGHT book and TOGETHER the duo wonders aloud if the other truly SEES them. (They THINK they do, and they try, and that is sometimes the whole game right there!)

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Hope you are staying hydrated, cool and safe and sane.

See ya SOON,

JHT & PFT

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It’s summer blockbuster movie watch-along time AGAIN Home-heads!

The loss of Sam Neill hit us hard, may his memory be a blessing, and we wanted to see his beauty on screen in this fun romp with God’s cloned creatures (sorry if that was a spoiler.)

Find out if PFT thinks manipulating nature for…

Darlings,

It’s our exciting July FREE episode and THIS After-Dinner Conversation goes on a lot of fun little side adventures!!!

Find out what bear spray and smelling salts have in common, what PFT thinks of The Enhanced Games and the SURPRISING recommendation the duo has for any readers out there.

Stay cool, stay hydrated and JOIN US FOR OUR MOVIE WATCHALONGS! A new one is coming very very soooooon.

Waving from a veranda with an ice tea,

Janie & PFT

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Well, the air quality in Los Angeles is QUESTIONABLE while a warehouse fire emits toxic chemicals into the atmosphere, so why not STAY INSIDE and watch movies with us WHILE WE TRY TO STAY ALIVE?

Chemicals or NOT, the summer movie watch-along season is nigh. If you are new here, first of all …

Friends of the Stay F. Homekins Pod!

Hello! It is JUNE and therefore TIME for our conversation podcast episode, that is free for all to hear, discussing IT ALL. Like we do.

In this episode, PFT reminisces about Miranda Priestly, Janie tries to understand municipal politics and TOGETHER they uncover an ancient but important blog.

So buckle in, my dearies, sit back, relax and get to PODDIN’ with Janie & Paul (an alt title perhaps, in our PARALLEL LIVES??)

Huggles,

JHT & PFT

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Hello Stay F. Homekins Listeners!!

We are very excited to have our FRESHEST episode of our beloved pod ready for you to LISTEN to and get up in them comments below! What are you all enjoying, what kind of things are you pondering?

In this episode, we discuss the actor’s LIFE, darlings! Also, is it bad to have a family annihilator as the center of your family unit? Plus we chat fun things we enjoy. LIKE RECORDING THIS PODCAST!

As always, thank you for subscribing to us through our Weekend Water Substack hub, and we will have bonus content for you SOON!

From the Hollywood trenches,

Janie & PFT

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Hello Homekiddy-dins,

In this April episode, we get into lots of topics! Cults, transportation, accents and more!

Lots of ways we are trying to make sense of living in INTERESTING TIMES, mostly just by trying to co-exist with the NOISE. But also living with one another and still having fun in our home while the world burns.

Tune in, drop out and turn us on, we’re HERE still just trying to figure out how to endure. Drop some comments and thank you for being here. Happy April and more bonus content will be coming down the lane….

Existing,

Janie & PFT

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Happy Easter & Passover!

We did a 2Damp2Trash podcast episode and covered BOTH reunion shows in honor of the rebirth of OUR BRAINS not having to watch this show anymore (until season 12.)

In these reunion recaps, we get very RULLLLLLL about how we feel about these reunion shows and how obje…

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Damp Trash Detectives!

We are caught up (until the final two reunion shows, which is coming soon!)

This episode has it all: a woman plucking one of Shep’s nose hairs, Charlie yawning for all of us and yet MORE piling on to Craig — who may be genuinely disliked by the whole crew?

Oh, wow, tune in, …

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Amazing news, everyone!

We have CONCLUDED our Pump-n-Dump season 12 recap podcasts! The final podcast episode is HERE.

In this FINAL recap of the season 12 VPR, Janie & PFT go deep on their thoughts about what this franchise has become. Trigger warning: we didn’t love this season and we don’t ho…