The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US!

    A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Danny's spicy tweet

    13:27 - Blogs moralizing

    20:12 - Drawn-on freckles

    21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality

    24:06 - Cenk

    28:01 - Erika Kirk

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    32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe

    47:38 - Jesus was a pimp

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    54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands

    1:08:10 - UK disability fraud

    1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris

    1:18:47 - Woman marries river

    1:20:01 - Help my wife won't let me sniff her panties

    1:25:10 - Wrap up

    27 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary

    Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs.

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    21 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery

    Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Joey Avery Live in San Francisco - Go to https://youtu.be/t4xlXat3ck4 to watch!

    02:08 - EDM

    05:47 - Gen Z

    10:21 - Questions from Patreon / San Francisco

    11:53 - Working with Vince Vaughn

    17:25 - Acting as a comedian

    24:19 - Daniel Ratcliffe is the boy invited to the girl's sleepover

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    32:41 - No common cultural touchstones / Tax life hack

    37:43 - Tucker's latest merch

    41:00 - ADHD

    45:14 - Having a kid

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    52:31 - Tarantino vs. Arquette

    56:31 - Tig Notaro

    58:14 - RFK's harem

    1:03:08 - Onlyf*ns boom

    1:07:41 - Bands

    17 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos

    Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Feeling like Y2K

    05:29 - Gen Z has no culture

    08:15 - NYC Bomb threat

    14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers

    17:50 - Racism is back

    20:59 - Taking the word back

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    37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions

    47:41 - Women's CEO ETF

    55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC

    59:25 - Female megachurch pastor

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    1:07:36 - Ryan's dad went to jew school

    1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband

    1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests

    1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial

    1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom

    1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots

    1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant

    1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington

    1:38:30 - Wrap up

    13 March 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins

    Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?'

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    5 March 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 51 minutes
    Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome

    Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia

    00:25 - Canada Hockey

    04:34 - Kash Patel's cringe celebration

    07:05 - State of the Union

    08:31 - Danny's precious tariffs got shut down

    11:19 - Jack Hughes

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    15:37 - Patriotism

    17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn't greener

    27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow

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    40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup

    45:09 - Tourette's guy

    1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire

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    1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes

    1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses

    1:17:19 - Iran

    1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson

    1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career?

    1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia

    1:51:10 - Wrap up

    27 February 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off

    Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over.

    03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment

    10:31 - Millennials are cooked

    12:00 - AI has some problems

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    19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes

    22:41 - Chinese AI attacks

    33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot

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    48:59 - Nerds are hot now

    50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys

    51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over

    1:05:09 - The "Stripper Index" signals recession

    1:11:43 - "Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump"

    1:17:49 - Gentrification

    1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room

    1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size

    1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome

    1:30:58 - It's ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians

    1:33:53 - Wrap up

    20 February 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 43 minutes
    Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals

    Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Eventful week

    01:08 - Howard Lutnik

    07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra)

    12:19 - Crypto crash memes

    17:37 - Super Bowl

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    32:07 - Right here right now sketch

    34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it

    42:25 - Buju Banton

    45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch

    52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office

    55:43 - Winter Olympics so white

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    1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff

    1:09:23 - Frozen hammer

    1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel???

    1:13:30 - Steve Bannon

    1:15:31 - J-Mail

    1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout

    1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing

    1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown?

    1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates

    13 February 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files?

    Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response

    04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen

    20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview

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    27:52 - Bannon cont'd

    42:27 - Ryan's Heated Rivalry joke

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    46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX

    50:34 - Michael Sailor

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    3 February 2026, 2:00 pm
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    The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men

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    Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks

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