The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out

    Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams.

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    Philadelphia - Mar 17-19

    Madison - Mar 26-28

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    Chicago - May 12-14

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Sh*t's HOT!

    01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place

    09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests

    17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham

    23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown

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    33:14 - Lashings in the square

    35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK

    40:00 - I've been mugged 3 times in London but it's rubbish to call it unsafe!

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    41:58 - RIP Scott Adams

    43:36 - Eric Adams' crypto-semitic rug pull

    48:54 - Fraud

    53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain't playin no games

    54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout

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    1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell

    1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves

    1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped

    1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley

    1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning

    1:52:23 - Wrap up

    16 January 2026, 11:46 pm
  • 1 hour 40 minutes
    AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS

    Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto.

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    Houston - Jan 15

    Austin - Jan 16/17

    Ottawa Jan 30th

    Toronto - Jan 31

    Jacksonville - Feb 3

    Miami - Feb 4

    Naples - Feb 5

    San Francisco - Feb 26

    Sacramento - Feb 27/28

    Philadelphia - Mar 17-19

    Madison - Mar 26-28

    Vancouver - April 2-4

    Minneapolis - may 8/9

    Chicago - May 12-14

    Detroit - May 15-16

    Winnipeg - Jun 4-6

    Spokane - June 18-20

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    Halifax - Aug 8

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - What a week

    04:49 - Venezuela

    07:42 - Who was Maduro?

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    17:36 - Socialist revolutions

    25:44 - Jan 6th vigil

    26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3?

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    34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory

    42:01 - Venezuelan protestors

    44:42 - White chicks living by gang code

    46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil?

    52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence

    54:33 - One child policy

    57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy

    1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro

    1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE

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    1:09:23 - ICE murder

    1:16:47 - New frauds

    1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery

    1:22:42 - Stranger Things update

    1:24:51 - Eric Adam's legacy

    1:26:12 - New food pyramid

    1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas

    1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up

    9 January 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud

    Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping.

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    Houston - Jan 15

    Austin - Jan 16/17

    Ottawa Jan 30th

    Toronto - Jan 31

    Jacksonville - Feb 3

    Miami - Feb 4

    Naples - Feb 5

    San Francisco - Feb 26

    Sacramento - Feb 27/28

    Philadelphia - Mar 17-19

    Madison - Mar 26-28

    Vancouver - April 2-4

    Minneapolis - may 8/9

    Chicago - May 12-14

    Detroit - May 15-16

    Winnipeg - Jun 4-6

    Spokane - June 18-20

    Phoenix - June 26/27

    Boston - July 17

    Halifax - Aug 8

    Nashville - Aug 12/13

    Kansas City - Aug 14/15

    DC - Dec 3-5

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Public apology

    01:09 - Intro

    01:33 - Somali scammers

    12:43 - Government scams

    18:53 - Kenyan army scam

    21:18 - Burglary

    26:00 - Austin

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    33:13 - Mi-scam-i

    37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran

    42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife

    45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry

    50:00 - Rap reactions

    50:47 - Stranger Things sucks

    56:50 - Mamdani

    59:56 - First black Briton was actually white

    1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race

    1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping

    1:20:45 - Long stories from Women

    1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files

    1:31:28 - Mother gets her children's Xmas gifts through dumpster diving

    1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up

    3 January 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 2 hours 5 minutes
    The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman

    Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena join the boys to discuss the biggest hits and misses of 2025, show business predictions & more!

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    00:00 - The Xmas Files

    01:35 - Intro

    1:59 - Welcome JJ Liberman and Che Durena (2 Goons Podcast) to the show!

    04:38 - Hot chick pro-Palestine

    06:14 - Jew hate commercials

    07:35 - JJ's flying scams

    12:11 - Diamond status seeking arrangements

    14:43 - Wife changing stock advice

    23:04 - Hollywood is done / Showbiz predictions

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    34:35 - 2025 media highlights

    41:01 - Epstein files

    44:37 - Hair / lipo / minoxidil

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    1:14:01 - Self-help

    1:19:16 - How did JJ blow 30 grand in a month?

    1:26:39 - Aliens

    1:30:25 - JFK

    1:32:53 - Luigi

    1:45:47 - JJ Video reactions

    1:54:43 - People stealing others content

    1:56:34 - James Lipton was an actual pimp / resolutions

    26 December 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires

    White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring.

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    RYAN ON TOUR:

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event

    06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist's palatial home

    10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie

    10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches

    17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president

    19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy's name in Ontario

    20:24 - Women's tears lower men's testosterone

    22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner

    25:59 - Conan O'brien's birthday party

    27:26 - Rob Reiner's filmography

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    38:43 - Trump press conference

    41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens

    46:45 - Brigitte Macron's got some balls

    49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview

    54:04 - Tucker's pouch party

    58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube

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    1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled "the Lost Generation"

    1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry

    1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole

    1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues

    1:36:29 - Disability Tinder

    1:39:26 - Wrap up

    19 December 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC

    The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay?

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    RYAN ON TOUR:

    Fort Worth -Dec 12

    Dallas - Dec 13

    Houston - Jan 15

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Stinky farts

    00:43 - Intro

    1:06 - Meeting of the Ryans

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    05:05 - Golden Globes for podcasting awards go to some safe bets

    17:50 - Streamer awards

    18:50 - EU has more free speech than US claims tech comissioner

    21:50 - Cinnabon n-word lady

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    39:22 - Pantones so white

    40:19 - Bonnie Blue

    42:35 - Weaponized whiteness

    48:14 - Trump sycophants

    52:23 - MAGA is gay / Tim Pool shootout

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    1:10:30 - Diddy doc

    1:23:30 - World cup gay pride event for Iran & Egypt

    1:26:21 - Riz God catches a charge

    1:28:59 - The hot male chefs of instagram are oddly healing

    1:33:19 - Revisiting Wiz: the Tinder for Kids

    1:37:38 - Wrap up

    12 December 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll

    World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - She's a man, baby!

    00:48 - Intro

    01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man

    07:31 - Louie

    11:14 - Chyna's playboy

    13:11 - Ellen is moving back

    15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now

    20:35 - Antisemite of the Year

    25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election

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    32:17 - Teachers burning money

    41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher

    48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female

    50:07 - Problematic Gym content

    53:51 - Virtual pegging

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    1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips

    1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed

    1:11:36 - MK Ultra

    1:15:24 - Con artists

    1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show)

    1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie

    1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller

    1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty??

    1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego

    1:33:36 - Mystery clip

    1:34:35 - Wrap up

    5 December 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 51 minutes
    Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's

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    RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - Men don't listen

    01:02 - Intro

    01:29 - Thanksgiving fights

    05:28 - Kids are more religious?

    10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now

    18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again?

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    21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she'll leave

    29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter's OF

    37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED!

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    49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life

    52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts

    1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage

    1:07:57 - RFK's lewd poems

    1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients

    1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now

    1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack

    1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes

    1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime

    1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates

    1:43:13 - Maury's Law

    1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up

    28 November 2025, 2:00 pm
  • 1 hour 49 minutes
    Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List

    Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein's weird book list.

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    Chapters:

    00:00 - You are not your algorithm

    00:51 - Intro

    01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP

    10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans

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    20:35 - Bill Ackman's dating tips

    23:42 - Mystery

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    31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation

    42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones

    44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer

    51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page

    55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas

    59:10 - Ghislane's house

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    1:05:01 - Micropenis

    1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba?

    1:20:12 - Epstein's book list

    1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts

    1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry

    1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes

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    We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled

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