LuAnna: The Podcast

LuAnna Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your...

  • 1 hour 43 minutes
    'Parents need to take responsibility!'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.

    Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco recco for you all to watch.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    20 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 29 minutes 35 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius of a takeaway “chaser”, there's a bin full of old birthing pads, a missing belly button, an American toilet disaster involving a shit-filled clothes rail, and a confession so grim it leaves everyone speechless.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

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    16 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    "Leave the Moon alone!'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her.

    Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Kanye’s Wireless cancellation, Artemis ii, and Weirdo of the Week goes to a listener using the smell of her own arse to lure her puppy back indoors.

    Sign Anna's Petition: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/751174

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    13 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 27 minutes 58 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang of dental nurses treating one surgery like a secret fart bunker.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    9 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation.

    Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by a dog with a taste for yeasty belly buttons.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    6 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 34 minutes 15 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    2 April 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 30 minutes
    'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history.

    Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    30 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 31 minutes 33 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    26 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    'Never has chlamydia felt so good'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so.

    Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    23 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 36 minutes 20 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    19 March 2026, 12:00 am
  • 36 minutes 45 seconds
    EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.

    On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the Manosphere.

    We chat the realities of a world influenced by a sinister algorithm, Anna's surprising connection to the world of the manosphere and what we can do to protect young boys (and girls).

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    17 March 2026, 4:00 am
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