LuAnna: The Podcast

LuAnna Podcast

Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your...

  • 24 minutes 50 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East

    On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

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    5 March 2026, 1:00 am
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔.

    Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    2 March 2026, 1:00 am
  • 27 minutes 47 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    26 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 29 minutes
    EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.

    On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments.

    We chat what the arrest actually means, the King's icy statement, and how this could change the royal family forever. The girls unpack public anger, power, privilege, conspiracy theories, Epstein rabbit holes, and why people are officially fed up with the untouchable staying untouched.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    24 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.

    Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    23 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 22 minutes 2 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

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    19 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 1 minute 56 seconds
    Introducing: Up To Speed

    Lufanians, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love!

    Step inside sport’s greatest soap opera, Formula One, with a brand-new podcast Up To Speed. Hosted by Drive to Survive star Will Buxton, racing driver-turned-broadcaster Naomi Schiff, 13-time Grand Prix winner David Coulthard, and F1 content creator Jolie Sharpe.

    Expect razor-sharp reaction, behind-the-scenes insight, blockbuster interviews and answers to the questions you’ve always wanted to ask! With their deep knowledge, expert analysis and infectious love for racing, Will, Naomi, DC & Jolie dive into the stories that matter - on and off the track.

    It’s fast-paced, unfiltered and full of the gossip that keeps the paddock buzzing.

    They’ll react to the weekend's race drama every Monday. On Thursday they’ll deep dive into the biggest stories of the week.

    Watch and listen to episode 1 now on Global Player, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.

    18 February 2026, 12:15 am
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.

    Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next weirdo of the week, Imo has a small pop at the listeners and

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    16 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 27 minutes 18 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body counts, the most disgusting rate my fart we've ever had and a spirit channelling hedgehog.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    12 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.

    Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it in the ear from Lu.

    GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640

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    9 February 2026, 1:00 am
  • 19 minutes 41 seconds
    TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers crawling at 26mph, being petty-pollied by a stranger.

    Also, forcing your partner to socialise, an icebreaker that spirals into money-making fantasies, and fake homemade brownies exposed.

    Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

    Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640

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    5 February 2026, 1:00 am
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