🎓 The Scott Adams School — Friday, August 21, 2026

Good morning and welcome to The Scott Adams School!

It’s Friday, and the Home Team is back together to close out the week the right way: with the news and clips we didn’t get to during the week, a little catching up, and whatever rabbit holes decide to join us this morning.

Grab your coffee (or whatever you’re having) and join us for the Simultaneous Sip.

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Thanks for showing up, for the support, and for helping keep Scott’s lessons, humor, and community alive.

Let’s see how it goes today.

Class is in session. ☕

**The Scott Adams School | Thursday, August 20, 2026**

Today we welcome back one of our favorite guest professors, **Brian Roemmele!**

Owen and Erica have the pleasure of spending the hour with Brian, which means we could end up talking about AI, technology, history, the future, persuasion, strange rabbit holes, or approximately 47 other things before the hour is over. Brian is an expert in so many areas, and conversations with him are always fascinating, fun, and wonderfully unpredictable.

Marcela is off doing her attorney thing today, but she’ll be back tomorrow.

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⚠️ **Language may be spicy.**

And don’t forget to grab your **official Scott Adams merchandise while supplies last**, including the highly important, possibly civilization-saving **Simultaneous Swaddle**.

Grab your coffee and join us for class. ☕

It’s Wednesday, August 19th, 2026, and today we’re going **Polling for Normal People** at The Scott Adams School. 📊

Erica and Marcela welcome **Mark Mitchell**, longtime pollster and former Director of Polling at Rasmussen Reports, who recently launched **The Honest Poll**.

We have questions. Lots of questions.

**Are polls real? Are they fake? How do they actually work?** Who gets polled? How do pollsters decide who is a “likely voter”? What happens when they weight the results? And just how much mischief can be accomplished before anyone technically has to call a poll “wrong”?

And then there’s one of Scott Adams’s favorite observations: **What about that roughly 25% of people who seem to be wrong about absolutely everything?** 😂 Mark may finally have some explaining to do on behalf of his profession.

We’ll also get Mark’s take on the upcoming primaries, what the numbers are telling him right now, what the media gets wrong about polling, and plenty more.

Owen returns tomorrow!

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**Welcome to The Scott Adams School.** ☕

Today Erica gets to have a little fun with Joshua Lisec and Owen! First, we’ll dig into **the Haitians in Ohio**, get a little **news on the bio**... and apparently we’re rhyming now, because professionalism has its limits.

Then, since Erica suddenly finds herself surrounded by two dads, we’re going to take advantage of it and talk about some **manly things**: men, women, relationships, marriage, fatherhood, traditional roles, what men and women misunderstand about each other, and whatever other dangerous territory we wander into. This should go smoothly. 😏

We’ll also catch up on whatever news demands our attention along the way.

**Marcela returns tomorrow**, so the Home Team will be back together again!

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# The Scott Adams School — Monday, August 17, 2026

How is it Monday again? Who authorized this?

The **Home Team** is back to kick off the week with a wonderfully random assortment of whatever the universe has thrown at us.

Today we’ve got:

* A clip from **Scott** to get our brains pointed in the right direction.

* The latest **Iran–Israel war updates**, because apparently geopolitics has no interest in taking the weekend off.

* **Mamdani is speaking Chinese now.** Sure. Why not. Let’s see where this goes.

* Plus whatever other news, clips, science, AI, nonsense, brilliance, or general weirdness wanders into the classroom before the hour is over.

As always, **please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE the show** with a friend. Ring the notification bell, give us a thumbs-up, and help us keep building the community Scott created.

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And, as always, **language and clips may get spicy.** We make no promises about maintaining delicate sensibilities before lunchtime.

Don’t forget to grab your **official Scott Adams merchandise** while supplies last. Once something is gone, it may actually be gone, so this is not the moment for your usual human procrastination. And yes, you still need a **Simultaneous Swaddle**.

Grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s start the week together.

**Welcome to The Scott Adams School.**

## 🎓 The Scott Adams School — Fri-YAY, August 14, 2026

It’s **Fri-YAY**, and we are wrapping up the week the way nature intended: with coffee, questionable headlines, useful conversation, and at least a few things that make us wonder how civilization got this far.

Today, **Owen and Marcela** have some fun current-event stories for us, maybe a little **science news**, and whatever else has wandered into the news cycle overnight.

Plus, **Jake Tapper is doing his very best Tapper Tilt over Donald Trump**, so naturally we’ll take a look at that. There will be news, opinions, laughs, useful observations, and probably a few stories we didn’t even know we were talking about until the show started.

So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s have a **happy end to the week** before we all head off into a well-earned weekend.

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⚠️ As always, **language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.** Opinions expressed are our own.

Happy Fri-YAY, everybody. Let’s have some fun. ☕🎉

**Good morning and welcome to The Scott Adams School!**

It’s **Thursday, August 13th, 2026**, and the **Home Team** is in the house.

Today we’re going back to school with a **Scott Adams whiteboard lesson we could probably all use a refresher on: AFFIRMATIONS.** Scott talked about them for years, and just yesterday we learned that **Joel Pollak swears by them too.** Coincidence? Programming? Magic? We’ll discuss.

Then we’ll get into the news, whatever fresh insanity the world has generously produced for us overnight, and wherever else the conversation takes us. As Scott taught us, sometimes the most interesting part of the show is the part we didn’t plan.

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As always, **opinions are our own**, clips and conversation may contain **spicy language**, and anything can happen when the Home Team gets rolling.

Thank you for continuing to show up, laugh, learn, argue intelligently, and keep Scott’s lessons alive.

**Let’s go to school. ☕**

**The Scott Adams School – Wednesday, August 12, 2026**

It’s Wednesday and **the Home Team is in the house!** ☕️

We have WAY too many stories to choose from today, so who knows where this train is headed. But here’s what’s on the board:

🏙️ **The Mamdanis of New York City suddenly seem to be big fans of security.** Funny how that works.

🚚 **Did President Trump perform a magic trick with a catering truck?** We have questions.

😬 And a very special edition of **“If I had to see it, you have to see it”** featuring TWO of Erica’s least favorite women. You’re welcome in advance.

🗳️ **What happened in Wisconsin last night?** Are we looking at more election shenanigans, or is there another explanation?

Plus plenty of other news, clips, opinions, and whatever rabbit holes the Home Team manages to wander into.

☕️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise is going fast.** Get what you want while supplies last, and for heaven’s sake, get yourself a **Simultaneous Swaddle.** You know you want one.

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Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!** ☕️

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Where being useful never goes out of style.

**The Scott Adams School | Tuesday, August 11, 2026**

Today, Erica and Marcela welcome **Joel Pollak** back to the Scott Adams School, LIVE from Scott Adams’ home**.

We’ll get the latest update on the **Scott Adams biography**, what Joel and Joshua are discovering, and how the project is coming together. We’ve been looking forward to this one.

Then, the Home Team dives into the news:

🔹 New revelations from **Dr. Fauci’s texts**

🔹 What exactly was **President Trump doing in the Oval Office yesterday?**

🔹 The latest stories, clips, and whatever else the news cycle decides to throw at us before we go live

And yes, the **official Scott Adams merchandise** is still available, but supplies are limited. If there’s something you want, grab it sooner rather than later.

And trust me… **you’re going to want a Simultaneous Swaddle blanket.** ☕😂

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⚠️ Language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.

Thank you for continuing to show up, support the School, and keep the community Scott built together.

Grab your beverage.

**Time for the Simultaneous Sip. ☕**

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**The Scott Adams School | Monday, August 10, 2026**

The Home Team is back, and somehow the news managed to get weirder over the weekend. Shocking, I know.

Today on **The Scott Adams School**:

🏗️ **Zuckerberg’s next big project** — What are his plans for the town surrounding that massive new data center, and what could it mean for the people living there?

🇮🇷 **Iran Update** — We’ll attempt to catch up, although apparently Iran news now changes approximately every six minutes.

🌹 **What’s new with the Democratic Socialists of America?** — New ideas? New influence? Same socialism? We’ll take a look.

🔬 **Science News** — Because occasionally humans do something besides argue on the internet.

🤖 **AI News** — What’s changing, what’s coming, and whether the machines have finally figured out that we are the problem.

Plus more current events, clips, conversation, and whatever else manages to break before we go live.

☕ Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.

👕 **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available, but supplies are running low.** Get what you want while you still can.

👍 Please **like, subscribe, and share the show** with someone who might enjoy our little corner of the internet.

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Thank you for continuing to show up, participate, laugh with us, argue intelligently, and keep the Scott Adams community together.

**The Scott Adams School**

Monday–Friday

**The Scott Adams School – Friday, August 7, 2026**

What a great way to close out the week!

Today we’re joined by **King Randall**, known on X as **@NewEmergingKing**, as our Guest Professor.

King is the founder of The X for Boys & Girls and has made it his mission to help young people build the skills, discipline, confidence, responsibility, and real-world competence they need to grow into capable young men and women.

We’re spending the hour getting to know King, hearing more about the work he’s doing with boys and girls, what he has learned along the way, and why mentorship, practical skills, strong role models, and personal responsibility matter so much.

We’re really looking forward to this conversation, and we think you’re going to enjoy getting to know him too.

As always, thank you for being part of **The Scott Adams School** and this incredible community.

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Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip** and a very special Friday with Guest Professor King Randall.

Welcome to **The Scott Adams School.**