• 50 minutes 15 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E29: Lifeforms Around the Hole [Planetary Tour]

    Wouldn't I be of some help to you? It wouldn't hurt to listen to us talking about taking party members to new planets, auditioning the fifth friend, "holding space" for a suicide pill, pinning the latest civilizational blight on the Black Energy Wave, rockin' with Raja, performing the inaugural Sad Battle, beating up my dead mentor, wailing and lamenting for an illusion, refusing to seek the power in an obvious test of morality, thinking of the biggest hole, making Only Fans content, and talking to dead people. Done-in people. I'm not going to be a nuisance.

    00:00:00 Fun Factor 00:01:36 Intro 00:03:05 Motavia Spaceport Greetings 00:09:20 The Fifth Party Member 00:14:23 Anger Tower 00:27:22 WORLD TOUR Piata 00:33:02 WORLD TOUR Piata Academy 00:36:17 WORLD TOUR Krup 00:36:40 WORLD TOUR Tonoe 00:37:15 WORLD TOUR AIEDO 00:37:46 WORLD TOUR Monsen 00:38:06 WORLD TOUR Mile 00:40:31 Real Net

    25 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 55 minutes 50 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E28: I'm Not Gonna Fight for No Mission! [Rykros, Part II]

    But what use is an invisible planet? It's not like material planets could aid us in realizing the lore is a Piccolo Situation, sealing off dimensions, returning a secret planet every 1000 years, referencing other ages of heroes, determining who/what has been "born," refusing to accept reality, realizing our hero is out over his skis, depending on Chaz to fight, rejecting an order from god, accessing Luts' memory piece-meal, meeting another talking sword, referencing past protagonists, and creating a future free of terror. To tell you the truth, I don't know what's going on.

    00:00:00 XCOM 2 00:02:27 Intro 00:04:20 The Age of Fables 00:33:59 Esper Mansion 00:37:18 Elsydeon 00:43:55 Dezolis Spaceport 00:44:58 Real Net 00:51:02 Outro

    18 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 56 minutes 21 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E27: Inching Into the Gnosticism Zone [Rykros, Part I]

    It looks like we're really free from any problems now. And yet we still find ourselves fondly recalling Syphon Filter, completing phase 2 of the Reshel Revival, confusing asteroids with islands, marveling at fluorescent alien geography, hiding a planet for a thousand years, stirring the hand of darkness toward a planet, orbiting like a comet, getting a fetch quest from god, feeling trapped in inventory hell, watching jobbers get blown away, submitting protector qualifications, and receiving jewelry that appears to be named after planets. Beloved ones, I await your return.

    00:00:00 What's Up Dog 00:03:27 Intro 00:07:50 Reshel Revisted 00:14:27 Heading to Rykros 00:18:09 Silence Temple Tower 00:27:21 Rykros World Map 00:29:08 Strength Tower 00:39:41 Courage Tower 00:43:03 Return to Silence Temple Tower 00:43:58 Real Net 00:49:39 Outro

    11 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Phantasy Star IV | E26: Consequences All Over the Place [Silver Solider, Soldier's Temple]

    The things we do seem to have consequences all over the place. One day, we will pay for the sins of slaughtering servants, traumatizing the traumatized kids with robots, blowing up mermen, getting behind the circuit, indiscriminately destroying all AI systems, realizing Rune does not acknowledge computer guys, deleting life, arguing with computer daughter, meeting a curious late game party member, lighting the path to Rykros, transforming the badguy into a bad guy, stealing Sonic 2 sound effects, and wondering if you can be a scenario guy ignorant of the scenario. There is a fundamental error in your self awareness.

    00:00:00 Banned Words 00:02:11 Intro 00:03:30 Guild Quest: Silver Soldier 00:04:58 Back To Zema 00:09:40 Vahal Fort 00:31:14 Return to Zema 00:34:13 Who The Hell Is Seth 00:38:15 The Soldier's Temple 00:41:18 Aeroprimsers 00:50:54 Real Net 00:54:25 Outro

    4 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 54 minutes 19 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E25: Head Honcho [Guild Quests]

    My son is convinced that he is going to die. But you, you must live and listen to us cleaning a dirty kitchen, making wild assumptions about rice farming, comparing geographical educations, eatin' up fields, getting ate up (personally), locating porn on the bookshelf, further developing Hunters Are A Joke theory, demanding a toy sword to cure a fake illness, realizing the non-humans are the most human, deeming a large bird to be a Head Honcho, loving big bird butt, eating over one thousand birds, and enacting a flawed bird conspiracy. I had no idea you guys would be so strong.

    00:00:00 Hot Button Turnaround 00:01:45 Intro 00:03:17 Dirty Pitstop 00:05:00 Guild Quest: Dying Boy 00:07:42 Exploding Torinco 00:16:56 Torinco Houses 00:22:45 Imagined Sickness 00:31:37 Guild Quest: Man With Twist 00:47:16 Real Net 00:50:24 Outro

    27 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 56 minutes 19 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E24: I Want to Know About Rick Ross [Gumbious Tower, Guild Quests]

    If you're happy, try everything. Everything we tried to make us happy includes getting close to feet, seeming downhearted, reducing the cost of sleeping, refusing an apology, not wanting to get involved, assaulting a temple with powerful waves of pure hate, owing thanks to a bishop, suppressing Rykros information, receiving a free speedboat from our girlfriend, shipping a three way, embracing happiness, pretending to hate our idiot daughters, spending our youth in prison, and ripping off Sailor Moon. This is no time for niceties.

    00:00:00 Becoming A Father 00:02:05 Intro 00:05:05 WORLD TOUR Esper Mansion 00:09:00 WORLD TOUR Jut 00:15:44 WORLD TOUR Motavia 00:17:01 Return to Gumbious Temple 00:27:01 Return to Motavia 00:30:39 Guild Quest: Stain in Life 00:32:28 Exploring Uzo 00:39:11 Jail Girls 00:49:39 Real Net 00:52:38 Outro

    20 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 56 minutes 1 second
    Phantasy Star IV | E23: This Place is Brains [Garubek Tower]

    Your condition has improved considerably. You're feeling so much better, you can listen to us burning down the forest, making levels out of biology and doors out of guts, failing the reverse aniki maneuver, falling asleep to a bad smell, donning vestments, defending Alien movies, suggesting hunters were fake, admiring large sprites, blowing up a temple, selling an irreplaceable weapon, Lunar'ing the whole world, receiving new facts from an old guy, wearing a favorite hat (without any worry), and saying such unscientific things. Do you want to get whooped again?

    00:00:00 Season Nine Is…. 00:03:44 Carnivorous Forest 00:04:52 Garuberk Tower 00:14:11 Dark Force 00:18:36 We Beat The Game 00:24:00 Reshel Redux 00:29:20 WORLD TOUR Raja Temple 00:29:37 WORLD TOUR Ryoun 00:33:07 WORLD TOUR Tyler 00:35:20 WORLD TOUR Zosa 00:37:29 WORLD TOUR Meese 00:46:29 Real Net 00:50:55 Outro

    13 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Phantasy Star IV | E22: Non-Rascal Variety [Air Castle]

    Why are you reincarnated like that? It's an honest question, and one that can only be answered by begging to steal a torch, absconding with a special zippo to kill a guy, learning of an air castle in asteroid space, taking credit for killing an arch villain, telling a sir he's unsteady, cleansing the unclean, beat matching a sacred rascal, fighting dinosaur head pauldrons, refusing to fear the bomb, using magic the win important battles, coming back from Phantasy Star I, referencing ancient Virtual On forums, and bringing the torch home. What can't be, can't be. 00:00:00 Valueless 00:02:28 Intro 00:03:52 Gumbious Temple Invasion 00:13:03 Gumbious Temple Post Invasion 00:15:35 Spaceport 00:18:58 Air Castle Part I 00:33:43 Air Castle Part II 00:38:08 Lashiec 00:50:06 Returning the Torch 00:52:32 Real Net 00:56:03 Outro

    6 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 48 minutes 13 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E21: Pope Hatted Out and Whatnot [Jut, Weapon Plant, Gumbious Temple]

    There are things here that I have no clue as to what they are. Help us engage with these strange objects while we're worshipping the flame, putting an anti-blowing string in a hat, looking for lucky finds, acknowledging home invasion, wishing god would kill Chris' house, casually insulting religion, entering the conveyor belt dungeon, spitting out repair kits, merging faith with government, intending to remove a sacred relic, reducing to ashes all that is unclean, doing the complete suite of dew, and yearning for an empowering physical space What is Christ if not a hero from the past?

    00:00:00 Pixel Project Radio 00:01:36 Intro 00:03:16 Leaving Esper Mansion 00:04:41 Jut 00:08:01 Jut Houses 00:19:12 Jut Fort Church 00:22:08 Weapon Plant 00:29:14 Gumbious Temple 00:38:22 Real Net

    30 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Phantasy Star IV | E20: You Can Suck and Be a Wizard [Esper Mansion]

    What a gentle looking face this statue of a woman has. And what gentle ears you have, listener, to hear us injecting life energy into sick people, confirming midi-chlorians, wearing capes from space, meeting a girl of exceptional courage, sexually harassing the nurse, spawning infinite trees that eat people, meeting another anime space princess, seeking Lutz who is also Noah, improving body and soul, blackening the earth, christening a special boy of destiny, and praying for your safety. Yes, we will make it a hospital. 00:00:00 Our Next Miniseries is… 00:02:23 Intro 00:05:14 Meese Sick House 00:14:46 Raja Falls Ill 00:20:56 Carnivorous Forest 00:31:26 Esper Mansion 00:45:48 Inner Sanctuary 00:56:06 Real Net 01:01:29 Outro

    23 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 56 minutes 22 seconds
    Phantasy Star IV | E19: Have Penguins, Have No Problems [Zoza, Climate Center, Meese]

    You shouldn't say such unscientific things. Let us us do it while we're somehow waltzing into another JRPG penguin town, "making improvements" to owls, creaming a guy, turning Chaz into a Hero Leader, buying a penguin follower, leading a breeder's life, slaughtering zombies, hearing word of man-eating trees, meeting Dark Element Lars, debating the relationship between monsters and computer, contracting illness, letting the kids go outside, and converting the inn into hospice. Rest in peace to those spirits who are victims of illness

    00:00:00 Next Miniseries 00:02:35 Intro 00:05:26 Zosa 00:13:41 Zosa Houses 00:19:34 Climate Control Center 00:29:31 Reshel 00:30:43 Meese 00:35:13 Meese Houses 00:39:38 Real Net 00:45:30 Outro

    16 March 2026, 10:00 am
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