The difference between humans and chimps, the fall of Talking Head Alt-Lite, the Rise of Will Stancil terrorism, discipline, facelifts, pushing old ladies down stairs, beating redditors, running a mafia organization, and keeping your hands off ChibiReview's 5000 year old anime girlfriend.

Telling on yourself, Indian on Indian violence, Pragmata, Synthetic flags, aborting transgender babies, Chibi's loli problems, Somali gets sentenced to dungeon, Bossman in the pickle suit, and Jeremy Hambly decides it's time for total war against the Kino Casino.

Dating Japanese idols, compromising the Arch Wiki, Pakistani children with HIV, Pete Davidson's sense of humor, Pragmata's advertisement, Chud rings the Gem Alarm, being Elijah Schaffer's custody battle, Sykkuno's double-dip, Camila's not halal, Chibi (not that one) has a bad time, BossmanJack's birthday, Ethan Ralph's bad time, and Jeremy Hambly stokes fires after the ceasefire fails.

I spend 15 minutes blackpilled over taxes before finding my spark of joy again with Jeremy's Win/Win proposal.

Houston wishes you a happy seasonal celebration weekend, the FTC wags their finger vigorously, whitey on the moon, UK stops policing lawful speech, wogglebuglover says: let's all love Woggle-bug!, an HRT-soaked settlement offer, the UK finally arrests a terrorist and then apologizes for it, and Ethan Ralph chases his true love.

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Ralph swings at JFG and hits himself, Scarlett doesn't know what a gunt is, a Ralph-Scarlett blowjob tape is allegedly in the edit bay, Chantal gets remonetized and does the unspeakable on Kick, Styx has a stroke, Clavicular meets his biggest fan, Twitter will let you block Indians, down syndrome drag queens, and a second Duggar falls.

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal's hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku's 20-year revenge fantasy against a child, Daniel Larson is competent, and Anthony Cumia meets a fan.

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald's Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly began to hate them, Ana Kasparian notices something, DSP befuddled by chicken nugger, Twitch unbans a nonce, and Jeremy Hambly continues to crash out.

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-ride, iDubbbz and Anisa do stupid voices together, Ralph is bald and plans to reform, BossmanJack argues with everyone, and a Reddit moderator's girlfriend might just be an Indian boy again.