Breakfast in Beauclair

Breakfast in Beauclair

Welcome to Breakfast in Beauclair, a global Witcher podcast. Every episode, host Alyssa of GoodMorhen sits with a new guest to discuss Andrzej Sapkowski’s The Witcher Universe. Join our international hanza as we accompany the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his destiny, Cirilla of Cintra, on their journeys across The Continent. New episodes every other Thursday.

  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Ep. 119 — David French & Peter Kenny on Translating the Witcher

    Translator David French and narrator Peter Kenny join Alyssa for a conversation on translating the Witcher across language and medium. Very important bits include: the craft and care to bring the Witcher to English-speaking readers and listeners; Polish literary convention versus English prose; historical influences throughout Sapkowski's series; glowing reviews of the Hussite Trilogy; our own Sapkowski stories; the underappreciated weight of silence; and returning to Geralt of Rivia in Crossroads of Ravens.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [0:55] Introduction
    • [3:31] Discussion
    • [1:05:39] Outro
    • [1:05:48] End Credits
    26 March 2026, 5:57 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Ep. 118 — "Crossroads of Ravens"

    Bolo from Poland, Gosia from Poland, and Štěpán from the Czech Republic join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Crossroads of Ravens. Very important bits include: Preston Holt, Witcher mentor and New York accountant; Latin and the lingering influence of The Hussite Trilogy; mythological and historical deep cuts; regret and gray morals; Roach's many names; and the narrative power of less. Plus, our definitive opinion on whether Crossroads of Ravens is actually a new entry point to the Witcher.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:20] Introduction
    • [2:58] Guest Introductions
    • [9:09] Book Summary
    • [12:09] Discussion
    • [1:20:43] Outro
    • [1:21:06] End Credits
    5 March 2026, 2:48 pm
  • 57 minutes 35 seconds
    Ep. 117 — Chapter 11 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Kitty from the US and Softie from the UK take over from Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 11. Very important bits include: being on the other side of our protagonists, the parallels between horror and comedy, one-line bangers, fate and destiny, divine intervention, Norse mythology, cherry-flavored numbing liquid, and the close of the penultimate Witcher novel.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [0:49] Introduction and Guest Introductions
    • [4:49] Chapter Recap
    • [6:32] Overall Thoughts
    • [7:29] The Pursuit of Vengeance
    • [24:21] The Wild Hunt's Intervention
    • [41:49] "What took you so long?"
    • [47:44] Takeaways
    • [51:46] Hosting
    • [55:30] Outro
    • [56:50] End Credits
    19 February 2026, 1:30 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Ep. 116 — Chapter 10 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Nicola from Italy joins Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 10. Very important bits include: the pancake treatment, the pursuit of democracy, Italian references in Tower of Swallows, fulfilling the promise of foreshadowing, the ethics of retribution, death and the value of life, and the coming of 'Ciri of Kaer Morhen'.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [0:51] Introduction
    • [2:12] Guest Introductions
    • [6:41] Chapter Recap
    • [8:28] Overall Thoughts
    • [12:57] Italian References
    • [17:17] Fulfilled Foreshadowing
    • [23:11] Retribution and Justice
    • [29:56] Ciri's Purpose
    • [34:59] Kenna and Ciri's Connection
    • [41:49] Death and the Value of Life
    • [53:22] "Ciri of Kaer Morhen"
    • [58:44] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:01:15] Outro
    • [1:02:57] End Credits
    5 February 2026, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Ep. 115 — Chapter 9 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Kitty from the US and Michelle from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 9. Very important bits include: Norse and Inuit mythology, Mean Girls Continent, modern magic, sources of power, being consistent in ideals but flexible in methods, sacrifice, cynicism, and repentance in the face of death.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:04] Introduction
    • [2:35] Guest Introductions
    • [7:00] Chapter Recap
    • [8:58] Overall Thoughts
    • [12:14] Power in Spirituality and Rationality
    • [19:49] Yennefer's Cynicism
    • [26:21] Suffering and Sacrifice
    • [31:49] Yennefer's Repentance
    • [35:03] The Impact of the Lodge
    • [41:46] Yennefer Sails into the Sednya Abyss
    • [50:52] Paths to the Tower of the Swallow
    • [59:26] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:06:25] Outro
    • [1:06:46] End Credits
    26 January 2026, 4:51 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Ep. 114 — Chapter 8 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Daniel from the Netherlands and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 8. Very important bits include: Kovir's "armed neutrality," whoresons of upright character, the wisdom of 'The Good Book', royal marriages and moral compromises, political doublespeak, espionage, Sheala de Tancarville conspiracy theories, the unseen consequences of power, and "A million bizants?!"

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:06] Introduction
    • [2:25] Guest Introductions
    • [8:12] Chapter Recap
    • [9:50] Overall Thoughts
    • [19:30] The Illusion of Virtue
    • [29:31] The Queen's Moral Compass
    • [40:24] Marriage (and the Lodge)
    • [47:54] Dijkstra's Mission and Cantarella's Espionage
    • [57:15] The Far Future
    • [1:10:44] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:13:32] Outro
    • [1:13:55] End Credits
    8 January 2026, 2:27 pm
  • 40 minutes 18 seconds
    Ep. 113 — Chapter 7 (Part 2) from "Tower of Swallows"

    Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7 (Part 2). Very important bits include: Avallach's warning and more series predictions from a first-time reader, "The Fastball Special", a knocker's dreams and aspirations, the hypocrisy of retribution, and toddler thoughts. Plus, Sophia wins the podcast.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:17] Introduction
    • [3:23] Avallac'h's Warning & Sophia's Predicions
    • [6:48] Geralt and the Knocker
    • [14:50] The Morality of the Wicker Cage
    • [25:15] The Loss of Geralt's Medallion
    • [31:50] Closing Thoughts
    • [39:12] Outro
    • [39:33] End Credits
    25 December 2025, 10:05 pm
  • 44 minutes 46 seconds
    Ep. 112 — Chapter 7 (Part 1) from "Tower of Swallows"

    Madi from the US and Sophia from Australia join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 7. Very important bits include: a first timer's thoughts on the book series, parallels to previous guest appearances, doing "too good of a job" on the Witcher audiobooks, the flaminika's request, Geralt's humility, first impressions of Avallac'h, being on your "Aragorn bullshit", Avallac'h's… fascinations and centuries-long grudges.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [0:46] Introduction
    • [3:11] Guest Introductions
    • [13:38] Chapter Recap
    • [16:00] Overall Thoughts
    • [20:53] Geralt's Humility
    • [24:31] Avallac'h's First Impression
    • [29:43] Avallac'h's Cave Paintings
    • [34:00] Avallac'h, Lara, and Ciri
    • [43:16] End Credits
    • [43:59] Bonus: Booth Guests
    13 December 2025, 2:54 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Ep. 111 — Chapter 6 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Bolo from Poland and Kitty from the US join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 6. Very important bits include: the chapter's epigraph, unhinged D&D tactics, Angoulême's backstory, Geralt and Cahir's evolving relationship, Cahir's motivations, and the burden of hope.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:03] Introduction
    • [2:03] Guest Introductions
    • [8:01] Chapter Recap
    • [9:35] Overall Thoughts
    • [19:13] Monstrum
    • [23:44] Angoulême's Backstory
    • [26:26] Geralt and Cahir's Role Reversal
    • [35:42] Cahir's Motives
    • [48:19] Regis' Reunions
    • [51:54] Translation Questions
    • [54:20] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:02:11] Outro
    • [1:02:51] End Credits
    30 November 2025, 12:45 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Ep. 110 — Chapter 5 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Brett from the US and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 5. Very important bits include: lawful cruelty and corruption, Angoulême's arrival, the making of the hanza, courage and bravery, blind revenge, and prophetic dreams.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:33] Introduction
    • [3:32] Guest Introductions
    • [10:28] Chapter Recap
    • [12:13] Overall Thoughts
    • [18:32] Vengeance v. Justice
    • [32:42] Angoulême's Arrival
    • [41:56] The Hanza's Dynamics
    • [49:51] Courage and Bravery
    • [54:58] A Witcher's Revenge
    • [1:02:23] Ciri's Dream
    • [1:03:40] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:07:14] Outro
    • [1:09:36] End Credits
    13 November 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Ep. 109 — Chapter 4 from "Tower of Swallows"

    Charli from Austria and Softie from the UK join Alyssa for our discussion of Andrzej Sapkowski's Tower of Swallows, Chapter 4. Very important bits include: Season premiere rituals, unreliable narrators, nesting dolls of perspectives, progressive ideas in The Witcher, the literal sword of destiny, how Ciri's weaponization complicates her victimization, and how each chapter antagonist embodies a different kind of cruelty.

    • [0:00] Cold Open
    • [1:01] Introduction
    • [2:40] Guest Introductions
    • [8:16] Chapter Recap
    • [9:49] Overall Thoughts
    • [17:18] Alternate Perspectives
    • [22:57] Kenna's Psionic Torture
    • [26:14] Progressive Ideas in The Witcher
    • [28:39] Swallow & Destiny
    • [33:49] Ciri's Victimization v. Weaponization
    • [39:14] Ciri's Attempt & Bonhart's Cruelty
    • [43:32] "Would Ciri return home?"
    • [46:12] The Villains and Systemic Cruelty
    • [58:27] Closing Thoughts
    • [1:02:59] Outro
    • [1:03:26] End Credits
    30 October 2025, 6:00 am
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