• 59 minutes 25 seconds
    606. Train Food Fails & a River-Fed Earbud

    Hey Knuckleheads! This week we talk paper plates, our segment This week on the train, The haters loss and much more!

    Check Out Lahna Turners website!

    Pounds of Power!

    Ralphie May Doc

    NEW MERCH!

    11 May 2026, 11:00 am
  • 59 minutes 31 seconds
    605. Train Trash & Receptionist Rants.

    What’s up, guys — it’s your Knuckleheads crew keeping it raw and ridiculous. We ramble about our merch launch, the weird-ass pricing on Fourth Wall, and why tank tops cost almost as much as tees. Then we spiral into custard vs. pudding, nonstop pudding confessions, and our unfiltered thoughts on orange juice, bagels, and breakfast crimes. Things get filthy in the best way as we trade subway horror stories, who eats fallen cookies, and receptionists-from-hell anecdotes (spoiler: some people are wild). Oh, and of course we close with Florida Man doing Florida Man things. Tune in for dumb laughs, gross debates, and that familiar chaotic friendship energy.

    Check Out Lahna Turners website!

    Pounds of Power!

    Ralphie May Doc

    NEW MERCH!

    4 May 2026, 11:02 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    604. Snack Cakes Debate...

    Hey — it’s just us chatting like we’re in your living room: ranting about shadowbans, juggling Instagram/TikTok/Threads chaos, dropping seven new bootleg nostalgia tees, and arguing over which snack cake truly rules (spoiler: it gets intense).

    Do us a solid — rate, review, and subscribe on Podbean/Apple/Spotify, follow us on socials, and grab a shirt if you want to keep the nonsense coming.

    Check Out Lahna Turners website!

    Pounds of Power!

    Ralphie May Doc

    NEW MERCH!

    27 April 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 28 minutes
    603. Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2...

    Hey Knuckleheads! Today's episode is a doozy! We talk trailers... Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2. Some cool memories and easter eggs. Nostalgia palooza...

    Check Out Lahna Turners website!

    Pounds of Power!

    Ralphie May Doc

    NEW MERCH!

    20 April 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    602. Lahna Turner Interview : We’re Not Qualified for This...

    Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner: comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero "Pounds of Power" We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a documentary. It’s equal parts belly laughs and heart — like catching up with an old pal. Stick around for the weird, the warm, and the surprisingly tender moments.

    Merch Shop!

    14 April 2026, 11:00 am
  • 47 minutes 10 seconds
    601. April Fools, Artemis, and Gnawing Giant Bunnies?

    Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man! 

    NEW MERCH!!!

    6 April 2026, 11:00 am
  • 45 minutes 12 seconds
    600. The BIG Six Oh Oh...Oh my

    Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman’s shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance.

    Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you to rate and review (five stars first, roast later). Stick around for dumb stories, stupid arguments, and maybe a book or two down the line.

    MERCH! Knuckles26 For Free Shipping

    30 March 2026, 11:58 am
  • 49 minutes 48 seconds
    599. Amuse News!

    Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We’re rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs.

    It’s a messy, hilarious ride — think old-timey movie nostalgia, Florida man antics, snack-fueled regrets, and the kind of workplace stories that make you rethink hustle culture. Pull up a chair, grab some chips and dip (ridges only), and hang with the fanboy and the hater as they roast, reminisce, and rant.

    23 March 2026, 12:01 pm
  • 43 minutes 41 seconds
    598. In PIE we CRUST...

    KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week. 

    MERCH! Promo code Knuckles26 for free shipping.

    16 March 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 31 seconds
    597. Worst LEGAL SCAMS!...

    Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout shenanigans, and even top it off with some classic Florida Man scams.

    It’s a laid-back, laugh-filled take on getting ripped off in 2026 — think of it as a vent session with your funniest pals. Come for the outrage, stay for the muffin confessions.

    MERCH HERE!

    9 March 2026, 5:28 pm
  • 45 minutes 42 seconds
    596. SHRINKFLATION NATION...

    Hey, Knucklehead’s — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald’s fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you’ve gotta hear about.

    Grab a snack (careful, it might be smaller than you remember), sit with us like old friends, and laugh/cry along while we figure out who’s really getting scammed — you or the corporations.

    MERCH!

    2 March 2026, 3:04 pm
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