Zero Stars

Kelle & Todd

We review the reviews. If I could give this podcast zero stars, I would.

  • 14 – BCK, Hopdoddy, Kenny & Ziggy’s

    There were SHARDS of GLASS!

    11 August 2020, 12:22 am
  • 13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)

    “Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”

    13 July 2020, 2:10 am
  • 12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods

    One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.

    12 May 2020, 5:07 pm
  • 11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s

    One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.

    13 April 2020, 3:18 am
  • 10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company

    One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.

    29 March 2020, 6:02 pm
  • 9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)

    IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!

    23 February 2020, 9:06 pm
  • 8 – Ruth’s Chris (Houston) and Canlis (Seattle)

    Happy Thanksgiving! Todd learns to pronounce the names of common steakhouse franchises.

    26 November 2019, 1:11 am
  • 7 – Calle Onze, Ninfas Uptown, Tropicales

    We are literally throwing this episode down on the table.

    11 October 2019, 3:05 am
  • 6 – Marche, Loveless Cafe, Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk and Rock n Roll Steakhouse (Nashville, TN)

    We take a look at reviews for 3 equally classic Nashville institutions.

    27 September 2019, 3:07 am
  • 5 – Sweet Ritual and Veggie Heaven (Austin, TX)

    We find out what people are naysaying about two vegetarian favorites in Austin.

    20 August 2019, 2:59 am
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