I Mean, Seriously?!

David Chorlton and Allen Kelley

They’ll just let anyone put things online these days.

  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    S1E32 - Episode 32 - Gumption

    Gumption - Hard To Be Respectful In Pyjamas

    It could always be worse, and Australians are doing the right thing, but the ongoing social lock-down is starting to take its toll on Dave and Allen. Burgers are going uneaten, the slog of remote study and work is breaking the spirit, and the awful circus that is video meetings is a curse upon us all. Against all odds the latest episode is out - please enjoy responsibly!

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    26 April 2020, 2:47 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    S1E31 - Episode 31 - Risky Business

    Risky Business - A Lot Deeper Than Hugs

    It seems like the new fortnightly schedule is here to stay - certainly while we're all still dealing with the 'rona. Dave goes on the record as "not a hugger" in a shocking twist, Allen marvels at how people are adapting to the desperation of isolation, and the No Politics rule gets a firm bending. I'm starting to realise how much I'm missing a good ol' fashioned Burger Report. Hang in there and stay safe everyone xx

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    11 April 2020, 6:31 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    S1E30 - Episode 30 - The Pangolin

    The Pangolin - Pray For Marco

    Let us help you cure those Corona Blues with another dose of IMS?! magic. Overcoming the challenges of social distancing, Dave and Allen have cobbled together the next installment - 30 and counting now - of your favourite isolated entertainment. That's assuming you've never heard of PornHub.

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    30 March 2020, 12:02 pm
  • 1 hour 38 seconds
    S1E29 - Episode 29 - White Gold

    White Gold - I'll Fuckin' Kill Someone If I Have To

    Adults being treated like children. Adults behaving like children. Fuckin' poetic. COVID-19 is gonna get us all because we're all too dumb, scared, and selfish to prevent it. Make our latest episode part of your fortnightly quarantine experience!

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    15 March 2020, 4:59 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    S1E28 - Episode 28 - Terrible Content

    Terrible Content - No Sympathy For That Cocky Fucking Cheat

    Disappointment with food reality, the ethics of universal murder, and the ongoing struggle of a fresh university student - tales from and for the middle class of Australia. Might be a nice break from all the COVID-19 toilet paper deathmatch fear that the media is over-hyping? You can trust your pals at IMS?!

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    8 March 2020, 7:11 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    S1E27 - Episode 27 - Mistake, Surprise, Compromise

    Mistake, Surprise, Compromise - Triggered By People Getting Triggered

    Sometimes you have to look on the bright side of life. Having the Corona virus is no exception. You just need to think about things from a different perspective. Join us for another knowledge-dropping, myth-busting, charmingly offensive episode of IMS?!

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    23 February 2020, 5:16 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    S1E21 - Episode 21 - Summer

    Summer - For The Sake of Five Hundred Dollars

    This is a special (i.e. delayed) episode that was recorded in early December last year. Real life got in the way and it remained unpublished until now! It seems like the old adage about comedy being based on tragedy plus time holds true, as hindsight now makes some of this stuff hilarious. Dave picks a solar system installer based on price rather than integrity, Israel Folau blames the growing bushfires on sinners, the Tesla Cybertruck 's windows are put to the test, and all of it has aged like milk.

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    19 February 2020, 3:19 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    S1E26 - Episode 26 - Americans

    Americans - Can't Be Bothered Dealing With This Bullshit

    Whether it's moral outrage generated by the Superbowl, their obsessive gun-culture, pathetically incompetent politicians, or disdain for personal safety, the Americans are the world leaders in dumb. Dave makes friends with the corona virus, Allen judges the shoe-less, and the duality of the food buffet stumps them both. Headphones on for another hour of IMS?!

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    9 February 2020, 3:45 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    S1E25 - Episode 25 - Sloppy Seconds

    Sloppy Seconds - Controlled Flight Into Terrain

    What if? It's sometimes fun to wonder what might have been different had you zigged instead of zagging, but unfortunately, we're not able to predict the future. You gotta play the cards you've been dealt. Whether that's trapped amongst those that idolise dead celebrities or surviving the next mega virus that threatens humanity. Why die wondering when you could listen to us instead!

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    2 February 2020, 6:32 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    S1E24 - Episode 24 - Banana Peel

    Banana Peel - Skanks Walking Across the Road

    It's clear that you're starting to age when the mildly raunchy stories from your past dating life are thoroughly trumped by a news report that claims there are Millenials who are horny enough to fuck literal garbage. Join us as we desperately fight to stay relevant in a world that is quick to call us Boomers. We even manage to squeeze a BURGER REPORT into the mix this time too!

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    26 January 2020, 6:25 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    S1E23 - Episode 23 - Beach

    Beach - I've Done My Time on the Streets

    Diving right back into our favourite subjects, we take a healthy chomp into some tasty topics. What it's like getting ripped off as a student and a fan, why it's sometimes okay to cheer for a dead cat, and the pros and cons of sending your kids to the rough public school in your area. So get in the water but look out for the wildlife on this episode of I Mean, Seriously?!

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    19 January 2020, 10:00 am
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