- 22 minutes 10 secondsEdibles Head Math: How to Read a Cannabis Label Without a Calculator
Tiny print, too many numbers, and a dispensary line that keeps moving. Cannabis edible labels are a perfect setup for bad math and accidental overconsumption, so we’re fixing it with something you can do anywhere: quick mental math for THC dosing that actually matches how people shop and cook. We want you to glance at a package and immediately know whether you’re looking at a cautious nibble or a whole night.
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8 October 2026, 11:00 am - 23 minutes 41 secondsCannabis Terroir: How Place Shapes the Flower in Your Jar
A sun-warm tomato in August and a grocery-store tomato in February can share the same genetics and still taste like two different worlds. That’s the doorway into cannabis terroir: the idea that place shapes what ends up in your jar, not through magic, but through sun, temperature, fog, water, soil life, harvest timing, and the human choices that turn a crop into great flower.
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1 October 2026, 11:00 am - 16 minutes 5 secondsWhat Prohibition Teaches Us About Cannabis: The Alcohol Comparison Nobody Wants to Have
A costume-party Prohibition story falls apart fast when you look at the body count. I’m digging into a fact I didn’t know until recently and can’t stop thinking about: an estimated 10,000 Americans died from poisoned alcohol during Prohibition, and a meaningful share of that harm traces back to deliberate government policy. When you criminalize something people still want, the demand doesn’t evaporate. The supply chain changes hands, quality control disappears, and the risk shifts onto the public.
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24 September 2026, 11:00 am - 15 minutes 21 secondsSame Soil, Same Hands: The Hidden History of Cannabis and the Organic Food Movement
A tomato vine on a scrap-wood fence. A few chickens underfoot. And right there in the same Northern California garden, cannabis thriving in the exact same soil. That image unlocks a bigger truth: cannabis didn’t grow up as a separate cultural timeline. It rose beside the American organic food movement, driven by the same questions about trust, chemicals, and who gets to decide what’s “safe” to put in our bodies.
I walk through the roots of that shift, starting with Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring and the growing suspicion of industrial farming. From there, we head into the back-to-the-land era, when thousands of people left cities to grow their own food, build co-ops, share techniques, and opt out of systems they no longer believed in. In Northern California’s Emerald Triangle, that mindset often meant one homestead, two crops: vegetables for the table and cannabis for the pipe, tended by the same hands with the same compost and the same values.
We also name the messy parts. Cannabis becomes an income source for many communities. Organic and cannabis both go mainstream, and regulation brings real benefits in consistency and safety, while also turning living philosophies into labels, packaging, and premium markups. I bring it back to the kitchen where it belongs: if you’ve ever felt that back-to-the-land spark while making infused butter, dialing in your dose, or choosing your own ingredients for homemade edibles and topicals, you’re part of a much longer story than you might realize.
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17 September 2026, 11:00 am - 22 minutes 49 secondsDo Terpenes Survive Your Edibles?
“Full spectrum” gets tossed around like a promise, but the science behind terpenes is a lot less romantic once heat enters the picture. Today I’m doing a reality check on a question edible makers ask constantly: do terpenes actually survive your edibles, or are we mostly buying into a story because it sounds better than the alternative?
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10 September 2026, 11:00 am - 15 minutes 23 secondsHow to Read a COA (Without Wanting to Throw the Jar Across the Room)
That little QR code on your cannabis jar can be a shortcut to clarity or a trap you scroll past while chasing the biggest THC number. We’re breaking down how to read a cannabis Certificate of Analysis (COA) so it stops feeling like fine print and starts acting like what it is: a third-party lab report that can help you make safer, smarter choices for flower, concentrates, and especially edibles.
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If you’ve got a COA that’s confusing you, listen along, pull up your own lab report, and read it with us. Subscribe, share this with a friend who only shops by THC, and leave a review so more people learn how to use COAs with confidence.
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3 September 2026, 11:00 am - 21 minutes 33 secondsHemp vs Marijuana: The Same Plant Split in Two by Politics
One lab number can decide whether a field is “hemp” or “marijuana,” even when the plants are genetically identical. We pull apart the strangest part of modern cannabis law: the 0.3% delta-9 THC threshold, how it came from a decades-old research category, and how it turned into a life-changing line for farmers, consumers, and businesses across the United States. If you have ever wondered why something that looks and smells like weed can be sold as “legal hemp,” this will finally make the mess make sense.
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27 August 2026, 11:00 am - 20 minutes 57 secondsBasecamp Trail Mix (And What's In Your Weed That Isn't THC or CBD)
A few letters on a label can make a gummy look “scientific,” but does CBG, CBN, CBC, or THCV actually do what the marketing says? We get honest about minor cannabinoids, what the cannabis plant really contains, and why THC and CBD dominate the conversation even though they are only part of the story.
To close, we share a Base Camp Trail Mix built for travel, made with toasted nuts, seeds, dried fruit, maple syrup, cinnamon, salt, and infused oil, plus practical dosing guidance before you portion. If you like evidence-based cannabis education and kitchen-first edibles, subscribe, share this with a friend who shops by label, and leave a review with the minor cannabinoid you want studied next.Blooper alert: somewhere in this episode I call the Dosage Calculator a "Dosage Calendar." I caught it during editing, decided it wasn't worth re-recording, and left it in for character. If you spotted it, send me a message and tell me. Bonus points if you tell me what a Dosage Calendar would even do.
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20 August 2026, 11:00 am - 24 minutes 23 secondsRatios, Rigs, and Reused Weed: Your Cannabis Edibles Questions, Answered
Your edible math looks clean on paper, then the real world shows up: ovens run hot, flower potency is a guess, and your infusion method does not behave the way you expected. We sit down for a long-awaited listener Q&A and get practical about the stuff that actually changes your results, especially if you care about consistent cannabis edible dosing at home.
In this episode we cover:
- decarb experiments - to decarb or not to decarb
- water bath advice
- what to do with AVB
- which infusion device should I buy
- the best fat to cannabis ratio
- why no one infused hemp oil
- Bite Me successes and failures
- Bite Me: command, suggestion or preference?
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13 August 2026, 11:00 am - 13 minutes 16 secondsDoes Cannabis Make You More Creative? What the Research Says
That 9 p.m. moment is so real: you take a few hits or have an edible and you’re convinced you just unlocked your best work. Then morning comes, and your “master plan” reads like a confused note to yourself. So we’re asking the question most people skip: does cannabis make you more creative, or does it mainly make you feel more creative?
We walk through what the research says about THC dose and creativity, and explore how it can impact your creative practice. Listen in on why the takeaway is simple and usable.
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6 August 2026, 11:00 am - 17 minutes 23 secondsBite Me - Mange Moi - Beiß Mich - 2026 Summer Update
Owning your platform sounds nerdy until you try to move a community and realize you cannot export your own media. I'm sharing a candid Bite Me update on why the Bite Me Cannabis Club left Circle and now lives on my WordPress setup at bitemepodcast.com, what we gained by doing it, and what we are still smoothing out.
Then we switch gears to what is coming next: a listener Q&A. Send your questions in by Monday, August 3rd, 2026.I also ask what you want from the 2027 content calendar, with possible topics like terpenes in edibles, the Cedeno method, and dream guests such as Dr. Riley Kirk or Dr. Miyabi Shields.
Wrap up with a timely bonus: a refreshed Brazilian lemonade recipe page linked in the show notes.
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