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Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool.

The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse?

They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season

00:07:07 - Perfect Size

00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians

00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir

00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit

00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation

00:38:28 - Mel Gibson

00:48:08 - YMH Live X

00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans

01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish

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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans!

Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:18 - Hot Ones

00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties

00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch

00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing?

00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports

00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino

00:40:01 - The Oscars

00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell

00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen

00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman

00:58:44 - National News Guys

01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It

01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching

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In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living

00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show

00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain

00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed

00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed

00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive

00:35:42 - Mean Girls

00:39:53 - Fridge Food

00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks

00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee

00:53:10 - Spanish Accents

00:59:10 - Emilia Perez

01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over

01:06:24 - Bob Dylan

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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini.

Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia".

But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 278

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation

00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App

00:18:15 - Couple's Therapy

00:20:56 - Male Pattern Perfection

00:29:40 - Flip-Flops & Comedy Aspirations

00:39:29 - Famous Beef

00:43:08 - Grounded By Family & Bitcoin

00:54:18 - Are You Führer About That?

01:00:32 - The Luigi Mangione Of Serbia

01:03:14 - Florence & Fun Facts About Mussolini

01:09:31 - Comedy Hustling

01:18:26 - Podcasts

01:25:05 - Democrats Are Gay

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 277

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film

00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss

00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach

00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage

00:38:49 - Tom's Kids

00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice

00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals

01:03:08 - What's Next?

01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, the great Kevin Nealon! Tom is away looking into getting a hair job in Turkey or something, so Kevin is in to pick up the slack. Fresh off the SNL 50th Anniversary event, Bert and Kevin talk all about SNL and the funny group of friends that Kevin has had around him from there. They also talk about why comedy was their calling, how long Bert can keep up the shirtless thing, gifting people sharp objects, aging with fans, staying fit, and Kevin Nealon speaking at Garry Shandling and Norm Macdonald's respective funerals. Kevin and Bert also swap Norm stories and Bert impresses with his investigative journalist skills. Check it out!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Funny Friends

00:03:58 - Saturday Night Live

00:17:18 - Why Comedians Comedian

00:22:26 - First Time Success

00:32:17 - Staying Healthy

00:41:36 - Aging With Fans & Fat Heads

00:46:41 - Lady Jane & Sundance

00:50:21 - The Shirtless Comic

00:56:09 - Even Keeled

01:02:45 - Sharp Things

01:07:06 - Saggy Old Man

01:16:33 - Cutting Back

01:19:12 - Morbid Thoughts On Burials

01:26:27 - Norm Macdonald

01:32:32 - Last Questions & Kevin's Book Of Drawings

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 275

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts

00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes

00:18:40 - Rich Kids

00:24:21 - Personality Traits

00:31:57 - Center Of Attention

00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence

00:44:54 - Social Anxiety

00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris

01:00:06 - No More Screen Time

01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan

01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, blink-182 drummer Travis Barker! The Bears just announced the return of the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa and Travis is psyched for it, as he's become a running enthusiast over the years. In fact, he's got a marathon he's planning of his own going down in New Orleans coming up! Bert and Travis discuss the harrowing plane crash that Travis survived 17 years ago and how it changed his entire life. They also talk about riding around in tour buses, sharing the same bus driver, what motivators they like for marathons, the Kardashians, Joe Rogan's influence, meeting music greats, favorite tours, and rock star comedians, plus Travis also reveals his own unique tuna fish salad recipe! Try it out!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 274

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Chapters Markers

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00:00:49 - Running

00:05:04 - Surviving A Plane Crash

00:11:01 - Marathon Motivators

00:19:38 - Sharing A Bus Driver

00:22:01 - The Plane Accident

00:31:27 - Kardashians/Joe Rogan

00:34:57 - Being Grounded

00:39:31 - Fear Of Flying

00:43:35 - Staying Healthy

00:45:34 - Car Talk

00:52:41 - Do You Like Fame?

00:56:29 - 2 Bears 5k & Travis Barker's New Orleans 5k

00:59:57 - Clip: Bert Did An Ollie

01:02:08 - Drumming & Musical Influences

01:07:57 - Favorite Tour

01:10:38 - New Generation Discovering Old Music

01:12:55 - Tuna Fish Salad

01:17:08 - Comedians Are The New Rock Stars

01:22:05 - Do The Leg Work

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, comedian, actor, and influencer Druski! Tom opens the show doing his best impression of Magic Johnson, much to Druski's amusement, before the two chat about Coulda Been Records, Druski's comedic American Idol-esque series that went from a joke to an actual global phenom. The duo also talk about touring around the world, career goals, Druski's ambitions, karate, sketch shows, fan engagement, and they bond over their mutual interest in Fancy Chef. Tom also introduces Druski to Robert Paul Champagne, they talk Alabama football, and Druski comes clean about what went down when he was invited to a Diddy party! Bert coulda been in this episode, but he was busy. Plus Druski abrupt leaves at the end of the episode...super random. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records

00:08:56 - Touring Around The World

00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica

00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop

00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions

00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows

00:33:05 - Fancy Chef

00:44:26 - RPC

00:48:16 - Clip: Coulda Been Chill Security

00:54:36 - Karate + Druski's Mom

01:01:25 - Roll Tide Willie & Alabama Football

01:08:28 - Coulda Been Love

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, Adam "Pacman" Jones! "Pacman" is a former NFL cornerback and return specialist, who currently hosts The Pacman Jones Show, a streaming show on the BetOnline platform. Tom and Pacman talk about NFL shit talkers, the dirtiest players in the game, gaining confidence in your own skills, college football, spending money on dumb things, winning millions at the casinos, soft coaches, passing down wisdom to younger players, and golden toilets. Pacman also tells Tom about his dislike of Pittsburgh, his relationship with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and tells his side of the story about what happened the night of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight. Enjoy!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 272

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Tyson Vs Paul Fight

00:05:47 - Life On Field As An NFL Player

00:15:38 - Best NFL Sh!t Talkers

00:22:13 - First Job & Pacman's Self Confidence

00:30:36 - College Football Has Changed

00:35:44 - That First NFL Check

00:39:49 - Strip Club Drops & Las Vegas Wins

00:43:12 - Trouble Nights & Advice For Youngbloods

00:48:25 - Dirty Players, White Receivers, & NFL Legends

00:54:15 - Rivals

00:57:52 - Misconceptions

01:00:32 - Plugs

01:02:48 - Jerry Jones

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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!

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Chapter Markers

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00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires

00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real

00:21:13 - Go Bags

00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports

00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear

00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin

00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms

01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser

01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires

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