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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, the great Kevin Nealon! Tom is away looking into getting a hair job in Turkey or something, so Kevin is in to pick up the slack. Fresh off the SNL 50th Anniversary event, Bert and Kevin talk all about SNL and the funny group of friends that Kevin has had around him from there. They also talk about why comedy was their calling, how long Bert can keep up the shirtless thing, gifting people sharp objects, aging with fans, staying fit, and Kevin Nealon speaking at Garry Shandling and Norm Macdonald's respective funerals. Kevin and Bert also swap Norm stories and Bert impresses with his investigative journalist skills. Check it out!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Funny Friends

00:03:58 - Saturday Night Live

00:17:18 - Why Comedians Comedian

00:22:26 - First Time Success

00:32:17 - Staying Healthy

00:41:36 - Aging With Fans & Fat Heads

00:46:41 - Lady Jane & Sundance

00:50:21 - The Shirtless Comic

00:56:09 - Even Keeled

01:02:45 - Sharp Things

01:07:06 - Saggy Old Man

01:16:33 - Cutting Back

01:19:12 - Morbid Thoughts On Burials

01:26:27 - Norm Macdonald

01:32:32 - Last Questions & Kevin's Book Of Drawings

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts

00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes

00:18:40 - Rich Kids

00:24:21 - Personality Traits

00:31:57 - Center Of Attention

00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence

00:44:54 - Social Anxiety

00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris

01:00:06 - No More Screen Time

01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan

01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, blink-182 drummer Travis Barker! The Bears just announced the return of the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa and Travis is psyched for it, as he's become a running enthusiast over the years. In fact, he's got a marathon he's planning of his own going down in New Orleans coming up! Bert and Travis discuss the harrowing plane crash that Travis survived 17 years ago and how it changed his entire life. They also talk about riding around in tour buses, sharing the same bus driver, what motivators they like for marathons, the Kardashians, Joe Rogan's influence, meeting music greats, favorite tours, and rock star comedians, plus Travis also reveals his own unique tuna fish salad recipe! Try it out!

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Chapters Markers

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00:00:49 - Running

00:05:04 - Surviving A Plane Crash

00:11:01 - Marathon Motivators

00:19:38 - Sharing A Bus Driver

00:22:01 - The Plane Accident

00:31:27 - Kardashians/Joe Rogan

00:34:57 - Being Grounded

00:39:31 - Fear Of Flying

00:43:35 - Staying Healthy

00:45:34 - Car Talk

00:52:41 - Do You Like Fame?

00:56:29 - 2 Bears 5k & Travis Barker's New Orleans 5k

00:59:57 - Clip: Bert Did An Ollie

01:02:08 - Drumming & Musical Influences

01:07:57 - Favorite Tour

01:10:38 - New Generation Discovering Old Music

01:12:55 - Tuna Fish Salad

01:17:08 - Comedians Are The New Rock Stars

01:22:05 - Do The Leg Work

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, comedian, actor, and influencer Druski! Tom opens the show doing his best impression of Magic Johnson, much to Druski's amusement, before the two chat about Coulda Been Records, Druski's comedic American Idol-esque series that went from a joke to an actual global phenom. The duo also talk about touring around the world, career goals, Druski's ambitions, karate, sketch shows, fan engagement, and they bond over their mutual interest in Fancy Chef. Tom also introduces Druski to Robert Paul Champagne, they talk Alabama football, and Druski comes clean about what went down when he was invited to a Diddy party! Bert coulda been in this episode, but he was busy. Plus Druski abrupt leaves at the end of the episode...super random. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records

00:08:56 - Touring Around The World

00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica

00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop

00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions

00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows

00:33:05 - Fancy Chef

00:44:26 - RPC

00:48:16 - Clip: Coulda Been Chill Security

00:54:36 - Karate + Druski's Mom

01:01:25 - Roll Tide Willie & Alabama Football

01:08:28 - Coulda Been Love

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, Adam "Pacman" Jones! "Pacman" is a former NFL cornerback and return specialist, who currently hosts The Pacman Jones Show, a streaming show on the BetOnline platform. Tom and Pacman talk about NFL shit talkers, the dirtiest players in the game, gaining confidence in your own skills, college football, spending money on dumb things, winning millions at the casinos, soft coaches, passing down wisdom to younger players, and golden toilets. Pacman also tells Tom about his dislike of Pittsburgh, his relationship with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and tells his side of the story about what happened the night of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Tyson Vs Paul Fight

00:05:47 - Life On Field As An NFL Player

00:15:38 - Best NFL Sh!t Talkers

00:22:13 - First Job & Pacman's Self Confidence

00:30:36 - College Football Has Changed

00:35:44 - That First NFL Check

00:39:49 - Strip Club Drops & Las Vegas Wins

00:43:12 - Trouble Nights & Advice For Youngbloods

00:48:25 - Dirty Players, White Receivers, & NFL Legends

00:54:15 - Rivals

00:57:52 - Misconceptions

01:00:32 - Plugs

01:02:48 - Jerry Jones

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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!

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Chapter Markers

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00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires

00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real

00:21:13 - Go Bags

00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports

00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear

00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin

00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms

01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser

01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires

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WHAT'S Errybody?! Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bort Kreysher are joined by Ari Shaffir! The trio talk about Shaq's habit of Facetiming on the toilet, before deep diving into the drama surrounding Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan. Forgiving and forgetting is impossible for some people to do, ya know? The three guys next get into Ari's new special and return to Netflix, which gets interrupted by Bert going on a tangent about beefing with Black Twitter. They also discuss Protect Our Parks, making Joe Rogan proud, compliments from black people, Bert's bench bet, insurance being a total scam, serial killer fantasies, alternative news, and weirdo evil dudes like Diddy and Jared the Subway Guy. Enjoy!

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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes! Cody is currently the reigning Undisputed WWE Champion and as WWE moves to Netflix, he's got time to hangout with the Bears. Cody and Bert are already familiar with each other having worked together on the reality competition series "Go-Big Show" and they reminisce a bit about that experience. Tom also finds a kinship with Cody himself as they both suffered horrific injuries while performing, two moments that were also captured for all to see. The three of them also talked about the art of self-promotion, the old mob mentality of wrestling territories, Mike Tyson, political ambitions, Cody paving the way for people with neck tattoos, legacies, and so much more!

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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in the gym for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears are beyond pumped (and maybe a little intimidated) as Arnie entertains them with wild stories from his bodybuilding days and his legendary rivalries with Lou Ferrigno and Sylvester Stallone. Arnold also talks to the bears about his love of cigars, the exercises he helped popularize, his physique, Muhammed Ali, plus the surprising way Milton Berle helped shape his career and so much more!

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The Shaman himself, Matt McCusker joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the United Healthcare CEO shooter, Parking Wars, rude meter-maids, Asian excellence, skateboarding, gambling, the thrill of winning, Matt's career as a dealer, Tom's face, wiener fluffing, big dick energy, and so much more!

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Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the benefits of night flights, mile high bullies, the New York City experience, the JonBenét Ramsey case, the disappointing Aaron Rodgers-Jets run, LeBron James' longevity, admiring bodies, the Vince McMahon scandals, political jokes, unique smut fetishes, trying new things on stage, and so much more!

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