Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.

  • 55 minutes 42 seconds
    Nicole Loves A JLo Movie

    Friends! This week Nicole has a surprise for Sasheer! Sasheer was surprised but she got it too! It’s a couch purse. Nicole still surprised Sasheer. Nicole will stab you in the back if she’s trying to live. Sasheer thinks it would be weird. Nicole doesn’t know why we learned fractions in grade school. Sasheer agrees that there are some things we didn’t need to learn. In college, Nicole loved reading books and plays. Sasheer still doesn’t know what Beowulf is. Nicole learned about Venus and wants to learn more about planets. Sasheer wants to know where Nicole was when the eclipse happened. Sasheer almost missed it but got a welding helmet to enjoy the eclipse. Nicole loved Jennifer Lopez’s movie This Is Me. They also get into their individual interior home décor aesthetics. Plus, they answer your friendship questions about traveling with your best friend and how to ask someone to be your best friend. 

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    24 April 2024, 4:05 am
  • 52 minutes 59 seconds
    Sasheer Can't Wait To See Missy Elliott!

    Hello Friends. Nicole and Sasheer talked about hot dogs for a long time. Sasheer had a hotdog at Costco. Nicole would love to have a date at Costco. Sasheer learns that Nicole is down to clown on a date. Nicole had a hard time sleeping. Sasheer suggests some potential reasons for the rough sleep. Nicole gets excited to catch up on her sleep. Sasheer hurt her wrist just living. Nicole doesn’t want to get old for that same reason. Nicole keeps going on shopping sprees on Ebay. Sasheer is excited to see Missy Elliott on her first headlining tour with Ciara and Busta Rhymes. Nicole can’t wait to flip it and reverse it! They share their fav songs on Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter album and Nicole shares that one time she met Dolly Parton! They answer your listener questions about mixing friendship and business as well as figuring out the proper sex party protocol for safe spaces. 

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    17 April 2024, 4:05 am
  • 1 hour 54 seconds
    Nicole says "Virgin Mary is That B***ch!"

    Blessings Friends! This week, Nicole asks if Sasheer got fooled on this past April Fool’s Day. Sasheer didn’t even know it was Easter, let alone April Fool’s Day. Nicole wonders about the symbolism of Easter. Sasheer discovers that the date of Easter is determined by the moon… each year. Nicole was extra vigilant on April Fool’s Day, so she didn’t get fooled. Sasheer finds out that Ask Jeeves rebranded in 2006 to Ask.com… no more Jeeves. Nicole reminisces about shopping at Sears and Bradlees. They both imagine what would happen if Sasheer was Jesus. Nicole would want her to turn everything into wine. Sasheer wants to know, what is Virgin Mary’s real name? Nicole thinks she should be Virgin Mary, that B***ch. Sasheer thinks Jesus was a bad carpenter because we don’t have any of his tables. Nicole wonders if Jesus was the weird kid in school. Sasheer believes Young Jesus would be a hit television show. They answer your friendship questions about an unrequited crush and how to discuss a undiagnosed mental health issue with a partner.

     

    This was recorded on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024.

     

    Sources:

    Easter Day is Determined by the Moon

    https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/when-easter#:~:text=The%20simple%20standard%20definition%20of,Easter%20is%20the%20next%20Sunday.

     

    Barbra Streisand Cloned her Dogs

    https://people.com/pets/barbra-streisand-photo-of-cloned-dogs-next-to-grave/

     

    Cost of Cloning a Dog and Cat

    https://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/cost-of-dog-cloning#:~:text=ViaGen%20Pets%3A%20The%20American%20Cloning%20Company&text=They%20also%20took%20the%20lead,is%20a%20pretty%20big%20difference.

     

    How Cloning Works

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223960/#:~:text=The%20chromosomes%20are%20replaced%20with,cases%20it%20starts%20to%20divide.

     

    Jesus  Coming Back

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming#:~:text=The%20Second%20Coming%20(sometimes%20called,part%20of%20most%20Christian%20eschatologies.

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    10 April 2024, 4:05 am
  • 55 minutes 25 seconds
    Sasheer Says Sh** Talk With Facts…not Fiction!

    Hola amigas! On this episode of Best Friends, we find out that Sasheer loves dainty accessories while Nicole loves big buckles and chunky jewelry. Nicole is fascinated by how some foods were invented, including cupcakes, lollipops, brownies, and more. Sasheer explores what life would be like in another dimension. So does Nicole. They both explore existential questions about people’s purpose on earth, how time really works and how old the universe is. Plus, they answer your friendship questions about a friend judging people with mental health issues and what to do when a rumor is affecting a friend group. Sasheer is all for shit talk with the truth, not lies, rumors or speculation. Nicole gives hilarious examples.

     

    This was recorded on March 8th, 2024. 

     

    Sources:

     

    Amelia Simmons invented Cupcakes:

    https://azideliciouscupcakes.com.au/history-of-cupcakes/#:~:text=Who%20invented%20the%20cupcake%3F,made%20in%20Eliza%20Leslie's%20cookbook.

     

    George Smith invented lollipops

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollipop#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20book%20Food,the%20lollipop%20name%20in%201931.

     

    Algorithm is named after Muhammad ibn Mūsā al'Khwārizmī

    https://towardsdatascience.com/how-did-we-get-here-the-story-of-algorithms-9ee186ba2a07

     

    What is the internet?

    https://edu.gcfglobal.org/en/internetbasics/what-is-the-internet/1/

     

    Little Mermaid and Atlantis

    https://littlemermaid.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantica#:~:text=Atlantica%20is%20most%20likely%20based,that%20the%20term%20was%20coined.

     

    How old is the universe?

    https://press.princeton.edu/books/paperback/9780691156286/how-old-is-the-universe

     

    How old is human civilization?

    https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/key-components-civilization/

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    3 April 2024, 4:05 am
  • 50 minutes 23 seconds
    Nicole’s Little Uniform

    Hey Friends! Nicole wants to know how rumors and nursery rhymes get started? Sasheer has the perfect answer. Nicole loved Madame Webb. Sasheer loved that a theater usher called Madame Webb the movie of our generation. Nicole also loved The Beekeeper. Sasheer had her second drumming lesson. Nicole comes up with an exercise to strengthen syncopation. Sasheer didn’t know that Nicole changed earlier. Nicole explains the thought process behind her performance uniform for touring. Sasheer thinks it’s smart to have a performance uniform. Nicole thinks she packs way too much underwear. Sasheer embraced safari outfits during their trip to Africa. Nicole turned into a safari queen near the end of the trip. They answer your friendship questions about how they would react if either of them got pregnant and how to not be a needy friend.

     

    This was recorded on March 8th, 2024.

     

    Sources:

     

    Chucky

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chucky_(Child%27s_Play)

    Abortion Costs

    https://www.plannedparenthood.org/blog/how-much-does-an-abortion-cost

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week. 

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    27 March 2024, 4:05 am
  • 50 minutes 28 seconds
    Sasheer Caught a Neighbor Throwing Leaves in Her Driveway!

    Best Friends! How are you this week?  Sasheer gets stuff done around the house, with the help of a friend's husband. Nicole doesn’t believe she’s good at household projects but wishes she could build a shelf. Sasheer just adjusted her curtain rods and she’s proud. Nicole is amazed that at Home Depot, you can find all the things relating to your home… except food (except snacks). Sasheer has a lot of macramé things in her home. Nicole has bronze giraffes, a flamingo lamp and haunted piggy bank in her house.  Sasheer learns that Jason Statham is for the people. Nicole got Sasheer into the Fast and Furious franchise. Sasheer had a neighbor who walked around in their birthday suit. Nicole wants to know what Clyde (her dog) is thinking but doesn't want to teach him how to use the dog buttons. Clyde bit one of Nicole’s neighbors while Sasheer caught a neighbor pouring leaves onto her driveway. They answer your friendship questions about the curious case of a stinky co-worker and try to figure out how Nicole magically ended up at a Nordstrom Rack.

     

    This was recorded on February 28th, 2024.

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

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    20 March 2024, 4:05 am
  • 55 minutes 27 seconds
    Nicole Is Into Skydiving

    Hey Friends! This week, Sasheer is sore from indoor skydiving. Nicole wants to go skydiving, for real. Sasheer does not. Nicole had sushi the other day. Sasheer is proud of Nicole because she doesn’t like to try new things.  Nicole believes it's her year to try new things. Sasheer is taking drum lessons. Nicole thinks Sasheer should get a full drum kit. Sasheer thinks it will take up too much space. Jordan is taking drum lessons too! Nicole learns about traveling with instruments, specifically drums. Sasheer and Jordan didn’t know that there are traveling strippers. Nicole shares that dancers have to break down the pole and the stage. Sasheer and Nicole prefer stationary poles when they take pole classes. They take a BuzzFeed quiz and answer your questions about how to get over being cheated on and what to do with an overcommunicative friend. 

     

    This was recorded February 28th, 2024. 

     

    Sources:

     

    Delicious Orchards 

    https://www.deliciousorchardsnj.com/

     

    How Long Can You Freeze Mac &  Cheese?

    https://www.southernliving.com/can-you-freeze-mac-and-cheese-8406429#:~:text=How%20Long%20Is%20Frozen%20Mac,may%20no%20longer%20be%20good.

     

    Hot Cross Bun Lyrics 

    https://wordsforlife.org.uk/activities/hot-cross-buns/

     

    Three Blind Mice Lyrics 

    https://allnurseryrhymes.com/three-blind-mice/

     

    Here is the quiz we took:

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/flowersandsunshine/dessert-choices-celebrity-bff-quiz

    13 March 2024, 4:05 am
  • 41 minutes 16 seconds
    Sasheer Learns About Destroy Dick December

    Hey friends! This week, Nicole and Sasheer discuss suspicious leaks in and around their homes. Nicole had an orange cat visit her and so did Sasheer. Sasheer likes to think her cat is respected by the coyotes. Nicole wishes Clyde would let her get to know the cat. Sasheer and Nicole have seen skunks and they’re big. Nicole asks what to do if a house is sliding towards you. Sasheer thinks you just become the Wicked Witch of the West. Nicole wishes she could sing like Liza Minnelli. Sasheer learns that there is a Black Women's History Month. Nicole asks about all the monthly observances. Sasheer learns about Destroy Dick December. Nicole thinks she’s going to celebrate that month for sure. They answer questions from listeners about a friend talking badly about how they take care of their dog, feeling like the third wheel, and how to approach strangers in real life!   

     

    This was recorded on Feb 08th, 2024 

     

    Sources:

    Wizard of Oz Stolen Ruby Slippers

    https://apnews.com/article/wizard-oz-stolen-ruby-slippers-judy-garland-f2bd6d4455a9821c311d1d0a03f6d77a

     

    Black Women’s History Month

    https://mcpl.info/staff-picks/April%20Is%20Black%20Women%27s%20History%20Month

     

    List of month long observances

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_month-long_observances

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    6 March 2024, 5:05 am
  • 46 minutes 42 seconds
    Nicole Would Come Back as a Quokka! w/ Flyana Boss

    Hello Friends! We’re playing Besting Each Other with hip hop bestie duo Flyana Boss aka Bobbi and Folayan. Nicole and Sasheer are huge fans so we were so excited.  Bobbi and Folayan met at music school in Los Angeles and formed the group Flyana Boss and became best friends. Folayan’s favorite thing about Bobbi is that she is hilarious and Bobbi knows it. Bobbi loves that Folayan knows a lot about outer space and she’s good with personal space. Folayan wishes that Bobbi would tell her when something bothers her right away while Bobbi wishes Folayan was a bit easier to read sometimes. In 20 years, Bobbi wants them both to live on a farm, have families and be celebrating their 20 year tour. In 20 years, Folayan wants to have a tv show, production company and lots of money.  Tune in to find out how they did on besting each other! 

     

    This was recorded on Feb 08th, 2024 

     

    Check out  Flyana Boss’s new single “Candyman”:

    https://youtu.be/T8XxmbvRYOs?si=G4sRmyJmkUzSWSE6

     

    Check out Flyana Boss on their 2024 Bosstanical Tour:

    https://www.flyanaboss.com/

     

    No BuzzFeed quiz this week.  

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    28 February 2024, 5:05 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Sasheer is Hangry… Watch Out!

    Hey Friends, and it’s a continuation of Black History Month. Nicole shares inventions made by black people. Sasheer shares how she had a perm in her hair for a while. Nicole shares her childhood experience of getting her hair done. Sasheer thinks she’ll continue to be late in celebration of Black History Month while Nicole will continue to talk at full volume in a movie theater. Sasheer is a porch person with a little bit of bike and Nicole is a bike person with a little bit of porch. Sasheer suggests Nicole get massages and she implements that. Nicole shares stories of Sasheer being hangry on their trip to Africa. Nicole recently discovered that she now likes pineapples.  No quiz this week but they answer your questions about falling in love with a best friend and getting back into the dating pool. 

     

    Sources:

    Top 10 Inventions by Black Inventors - https://www.country1071.com/2023/01/30/top-10-inventions-by-black-inventors/

     

    The All-Black League That Invented Hockey As We Know It - https://defector.com/the-all-black-league-that-invented-hockey-as-we-know-it

     

    The Kitchen - https://www.essence.com/hair/transitioning/how-manage-transitioning-edges-and-kitchens/#:~:text=For%20those%20of%20you%20unfamiliar,the%20back%20of%20the%20house.

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

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    21 February 2024, 5:05 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Nicole’s Love Story: “Panties to My Heart: Under Where?”

    Nicole has a laughing fit in the best way possible. Sasheer tries to understand why. Nicole thinks there is a pun involved in a drug store name. Sasheer doesn’t think so. Nicole had an interesting interaction with a man in an alley way. Sasheer thinks it might be an underwear fairy. Nicole theorizes that if she did take the underwear, it may have led her to true love. This reminds Sasheer of a YouTube video, “The Bread.” Nicole talks about how Sesame Street character Elmo checked up on people on social media and people are not ok. Sasheer’s favorite Sesame Street character is Mr. Snuffleupagus and Nicole’s favorite is Cookie Monster. Also, Happy Black History Month. Plus, they help someone try to encourage a friend to leave the baby at home. 

     

    Sources:

     

    The Bread-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olYYtprqZck

     

    Elmo Checks In on X-https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/31/health/elmo-checking-in-x-wellness-cec/index.html

     

    Lily, Sesame Street's first homeless Puppet

    https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-46551197

     

    Megan Piphus Peace – Sesame Street’s first black woman puppeteer.

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/meet-sesame-streets-first-black-woman-puppeteer-180980889/

     

    Here is the quiz we took:

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/samantamendoza/galentines-love-life-status-quiz

     

    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

    424-645-7003

    [email protected]

    14 February 2024, 5:05 am
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