• 37 minutes 58 seconds
    Cor-Oh-No You Didn't! (What is the best plague?)

    And we're back! Literally! After a few months, Bryan & Valerie are back in the midst of a pandemic to bring smiles to your dumb, dumb faces. And no better topic to discuss than plagues. Coronavirus is no joke. But is it the BEST plague? We discuss. You listen. Everybody learns. 

    7 May 2020, 4:44 pm
  • 33 minutes 46 seconds
    Something, Something, Dr. Seuss (What are the hardest English words for non-English speakers?)

    E siamo tornati, compagni idioti! (And we're back, fellow idiots!) No, that's not gibberish - it's language! Bryan and Valerie discuss the very basis of communication - language. Do you speak it?

    10 September 2019, 1:35 am
  • 31 minutes 2 seconds
    Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?)

    And we're back, loyal idiots! Some may say today's question is a tale as old as time itself. For eons, humans have yearned and craved for something which has forever been out of their grasp - good meat. Today, Bryan and Valerie venture into the dark abyss of Man's soul and struggle to find answers...delicious, succulent answers with a side of fava beans and nice Chianti. 

    11 August 2019, 2:00 pm
  • 33 minutes 25 seconds
    Axle, Dragon of the Sea, Lapdog of Poseidon! (What is ship wetting?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Weddings! Pirates! Tangents! Nonsense! All this and more on this episode. Bryan and Valerie discuss how to keep your ship clean of nuclear, biological and chemical fallout - and you won't believe how we end up reaching the conclusion.

    24 July 2019, 4:24 am
  • 40 minutes 47 seconds
    Dianeh-dicks (What is the difference between Dianetics and science fiction?)

    And we're back! Have you or a loved one been affected by bad science fiction? Bamboozled by religious tricksters? Or maybe you just have a high thetan count in your lower gastrointestinal tract. Listen in and learn the secrets only the top level of Scientologists know and Bryan & Valerie are willing to share.

    14 July 2019, 9:23 pm
  • 31 minutes 15 seconds
    Freedom Pasta (What is the most American thing to do on Independence Day?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! FREEEEEDOM! Red, white and blue. Independence. 'merica! Hop in your pickup truck while the Liberty Bell rings for a special freedom episode of Wrong Answers Only where Bryan and Valerie discuss the most 'merican thing about the most 'merican holiday - Independence Day. 

    2 July 2019, 12:48 pm
  • 30 minutes 10 seconds
    Bread 2.0 (Herman Chocolate Cake) (What is the difference between cake and pie?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Bryan and Valerie discuss the mystery that is pastries. What makes a pie a pie? And what is the deal with cheesecake? Is it cheese!? IS IT CAKE!? WHO KNOWS! We know. 

    23 June 2019, 11:53 pm
  • 33 minutes 44 seconds
    Cheers'ing Schnitzel (How do you properly cheers beers?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Happy father's day to all you lucky dads of sons! Be sure to grab a cold glass of your favorite beer and give a cheers! Don't know how to? Then gather around and let Bryan and Valerie educate you on how to properly cheers a beer. 

    17 June 2019, 12:59 am
  • 30 minutes
    Old McDonalds (What is the worst thing about McDonald's food?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Today, Bryan and Valerie take on the quick service restaurant magnate - McDonald's! What really pisses Bryan off about McDonald's? And what makes Valerie nearly throw up during the podcast? Tune in and find out!

    4 June 2019, 11:48 pm
  • 30 minutes 29 seconds
    Soju Think You Can Drink? (What is proper soju drinking etiquette?)

    And we're back, fellow idiots! Have Bryan and Valerie found their hardest question yet? What truths will be exposed on today's episode?! This is...Soju Think You Can Drink?

    27 May 2019, 10:06 pm
  • 28 minutes 59 seconds
    Jackie Chan (Culinary) Adventures (What is that one cop movie with Jackie Chan?)

     And we're back, fellow idiots! Today's discussion is about that one cop movie with Jackie Chan. You know the one!  

    20 May 2019, 2:15 pm
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