- 34 minutes 43 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 2
We learn:
- The cat butlers are becoming destructive
- St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave
- St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick
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20 September 2026, 4:56 am - 32 minutes 32 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 34 Part 1
We learn:
- Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person
- The butler cats are taking over a town
- St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money
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13 September 2026, 2:31 pm - 47 minutes 54 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 33
We learn:
- There’s a hobo on my train
- Jane is rich!
- She’s going to pay people to love her
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31 August 2026, 10:20 am - 50 minutes 9 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 32
We learn:
- Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself.
- I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year.
- I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m supporting the little guy.
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25 August 2026, 5:07 am - 30 minutes 27 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 31
We learn:
- Mr. St. John has WANTS
- We get caught in a rain storm
- Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd
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16 August 2026, 4:49 am - 38 minutes 54 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 30
We learn:
- On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car
- Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her
- We outrun the cops!
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8 August 2026, 5:12 am - 42 minutes 52 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 29
We learn:
- We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies”
- The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly
- WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
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31 July 2026, 10:30 pm - 1 hour 5 minutes'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 2 & CH 28
We learn:
- Jane hits the road
- I pick up a hitch hiker
- We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book
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26 July 2026, 3:42 am - 1 hour 15 minutes'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 27 Part 1
We learn:
- This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts
- Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like
- We’re living out of a car for a while
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18 July 2026, 4:19 am - 45 minutes 36 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 26
We learn:
- I found a void room. It was fine.
- Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife
- I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me
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9 July 2026, 11:40 pm - 50 minutes 21 seconds'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 25
We learn:
- We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion
- Jane thinks she sees a vampire
- The attic is full of ghosts who love shitty bands
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