- 57 minutes 31 seconds117 - Evita
This month Kiley heads to Argentina for a some lights, cameras, and political action!
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This month here comes Kiley Cotton-tail hopping down the hot wings trail!
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 April 2026, 7:00 am - 37 minutes 10 seconds115 - The Terracotta Army
This month we dig too greedily and too deep, finding ourselves at the mercy of 8,000 ancient soldiers.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!4 March 2026, 8:00 am - 37 minutes114 - Typhoid Mary
This month Kiley learns about communicable diseases by tracking down the first documented asymptomatic carrier of Typhoid.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 February 2026, 8:00 am - 38 minutes 8 seconds113 - The Order of the Golden Fleece
This month Kiley traces down the complex lineage and many artifacts held by a longstanding brotherhood that apparently has little to do with Jason and the Argonauts like Jonathan had assumed when he first picked the topic.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 January 2026, 8:00 am - 41 minutes 11 seconds112 - Ada Lovelace
This month Kiley learns how to code about 100 years before the first computer is ever invented.
Topic: Ada Lovelace, the first computer programmer.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 December 2025, 8:00 am - 43 minutes 35 seconds111 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 ( MST3K )
Kiley launches Jonathan into space aboard the Satellite of Love in order to subject him to the most inhuman science experiments, bad movies.
Topic: The rise and fall and rise and fall of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 November 2025, 7:00 am - 29 minutes 25 secondsHalf-Pint History - Renaissance Faires!
Half-Pint History is a little show with very little research but lots of laughs, tangents, and fun facts! This first episode is FREE so you know what you are getting before you decide to become a $3/month subscriber. New episodes every 15th of the month!
Here's a link to whatever made Kiley go "awwww", I have no idea which picture it was! ( https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-surprisingly-radical-roots-of-the-renaissance-fair-180982918 )
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!15 October 2025, 7:00 am - 49 minutes 1 second110 - Miracle of the Sun
Did you miss us? Kiley and Jonathan are back after a long hiatus to bring you stories about the upcoming Month but a long time ago.
This week Kiley takes us to Portugal to watch the weirdest sunset of all time, brought to you by Our Lady of Fátima.
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 October 2025, 7:00 am - 1 minute 45 secondsPresenting: This Machine Belongs To
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Hi everybody its Kiley popping in to share the new project that we’ve been working on called "This Machine Belongs To", a psychological horror story told in short 10 minute or less episodes. So while the trailer is family friendly, this show is explicit, meaning it contains more adult language and themes than our normal content. Listener Discretion is advised. We hope you enjoy!
=== Credits ===
Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).
Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).
Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).
Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).
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Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at [email protected], or on this form!1 April 2024, 7:00 am - 1 hour 17 minutesBonus - Japan Trip!
This week Kiley and Jonathan take you along on their big trip to Japan! Full of fun facts and a few bigger topics like Japanese Bathing Culture and the history of Arcades!
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