We're scruffin' it out as we put the finishing touches on the Best Disney Facial Hair bracket:

• Chris is an expert on alopecia of the beard.

• Hella pirates made it to the Elite 8.

• What’s cookin' under the Sultan’s turban?

• Merlin may have given up on caring for his beard a long time ago.

• What weird artifacts are being brought around dimensions in Merlin’s beard?

• Chris walks his cat?

• History of Tarzan’s Dad’s beard style.

• King Triton has aura.

• Captain Hook got his name from his hook-like mustache.

• How does Tarzan not have facial hair?

• Chris finds the most absurd and expensive pin.

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Bust out the beard oil because we're talking facial hair!

• Welcome back to the pod, Kyle Madson

• Welcome to the pod Kyle’s chin

• Is Chris going bare faced for his wedding?

• Kyle gifted Chris the flattest beer

• Chris is turning into a parks treats boy

• The Dwarfs have made some interesting facial hair choices

• Merlin’s beard be draggin

• Welcome to the pod, Sorcerer's Apprentice

• Yen Sid is the dumbest name of all time

• Why are the sorcerer’s apprentice brooms have cheeks

• Morgan Wallen ruined staches

• Tarzan’s dad has colonizer vibes about him

• Kashekim Nedakh is on fraud watch

• The Emperor’s mustache is just his nose hairs

• King Stefan should have gone full egyptian 

• Chris’s male beauty standard is Riley’s dad

• Kyle Madson can’t believe our choices

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Light a candle, put on that old comfy hoodie, and press play as we crown the winner of the Coziest Animated Disney Setting bracket, which ends in a totally calm and relaxing way!

• Zero’s nose Mandela Effect

• The podcast’s first white russian?

• Chris leads the crusade against open concept homes

• The Pixar easter eggs in Giulia’s room.

• Gaston’s Tavern has a big boy arm chair.

• When are we gonna get the Radiator Springs gasoline candle?

• The coziness of a cemetery. 

• Kyle does NOT want to be in the mountains during snow.

• You already know what’s in the cask on Oaken’s desk.

• Karen is not cozy on a ski hill.

• A rock, paper, scissors tie breaker

• Who is Mr. Sanders, and how did Pooh come to occupy his house?

• Pooh’s furniture was found on the street.

• The overwhelming urge to relocate to where you Air BnB is.

• Kuzcotopia is Mar-a-Lago?

• Pregnant Chicha puts Pacha’s house over the top for Chris.

• The womb is the coziest place of all time.

• Yet another co-host tiebreaker, with a twist.

• Should we play some cozy Mario Kart?

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Grab some tea and cuddle up with your favorite blanket because we're diving into fall with the Coziest Disney Animated Setting bracket!

• Welcome back Karen and Eric!
• How do you make your space cozy?
• Chris’s ideal aesthetic is “Haunted”.
• Is it healthy to work where we live?
• Geppetto was built for lockdown.
• There's a culture of cozy in Bunnyburrow.
• Eric and Karen bring Carl's house to the pod.
• There's nothing cozier than your own broken-in chair.
• Chris loves to host gatherings.
• Eric can't kick people out of gatherings.
• Someone loves the smell of gasoline?
• Tarry Town is a very real place.
• How did one-room schoolhouses work?
• The boys love a lighthouse.
• Chris only recently got into saunas.
• Boo is a gentrifier.
• Karen dissociates.

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Pumpkins scream in the dead of night, and a best citizen gets crowned!

• Welcome back Brynn!
• The Nightmare Before Christmas merch has a lot to do with its fandom
• Is Jack Skellington actually a dictator?
• Chris loves a vulnerable character
• Some new Nightmare Before Christmas Trivia gets introduced
• How does Frog's Breath help to world build?
• Brynn thinks Lock, Shock, and Barrel = razors in candy
• Sally is the matron saint of sad girls
• Why are we afraid of clowns?
• Oogie Boogie loves a freshman dorm aesthetic
• Who would succeed Jack as the Pumpkin King?
• Can Sally even die?

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In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song. We're falling into the world of Nightmare Before Christmas with the Best Halloween Town Citizen bracket:

• The bois are recording from the pits of Hell.

• Welcome back, Brynn!

• Brynn visited Salem, Mass for some Hocus Pocus fun.

• The witches are thirsty af.

• Nightmare Before Christmas was core to Chris’s Disney fandom.

• Time for an NBC history lesson with Chris.

• The residents hit those fist pumps for Jack’s arrival.

• Is Harlequin Demon queer or is just Greg Proops?

• Kyle has beef with Jack Skellington

• Behemoth had a botched lobotomy.

• Brynn thinks Behemoth seems kinda cuddly.

• Welcome back to the MoMad universe, Joe Ranft.

• Where does the Halloween Town band go?

• The band absolutely cooked with Here Comes Santa Claus.

• The Mayor has the best line in the entire movie.

• Wolfman is the Drama Queen of Halloween Town.

• Kyle gets loud about the corpse family

• Do we see the very first child backpack leash?

• What did we miss out on about Oogie Boogie’s back story?

• Zero could absolutely be a dog mayor.

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Suit up for the finale of the Best In-Universe Disney Costume Bracket!

• What characters have we dressed as for Halloween?

• Donald wanted to meet Alyssa at Oogie Boogie Bash.

• Clowns have never gotten respect.

• Kyle’s got some questions about Dumbo’s clown makeup

• Cri-Kee’s proportions are all messed up in the costume.

• Robin Hood has got so much swag about his costume.

• Robin Hood is for sure shredded.

• Chris has Drag names for Kuzco.

• Chris misses having one collective pop culture.

• Cri-Kee’s thigh gap is crazy.

• Chris reveals his favorite costume of all time.

• Tess tries to veto a tiebreak! 

• Kids LOVE to be Ghostface.

• Carl may have been born an 80 year old man

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If you are looking for costume inspiration for this year's Halloween party at your pal's house, look no further than this bracket. We're breaking down the Best In-Universe Disney Costume!

• Welcome back Tess and Alyssa!

• Kyle’s back with a pumpkin ale.

• Vodka can dress up a water.

• Dalmatians in blackface????

• Timon and Pumbaa have DEFINITELY done this routine before.

• Baloo had to beat that beat up.

• Kyle’s got some questions about Dumbo’s make up.

• Chris hits us with an incredible zombie noise.

• Chris extends an olive branch to Coco fans everywhere.

• How did Mushu and Cri-Kee tame a panda?

• Time to recite Mrs. Nesbit lines.

• How is Finnick breathing in his baby costume?

• Kyle gets exposed for taking a photo of a screen.

• The parade version of Mei’s dad was definitely just someone’s dad.

• Robin Hood as a stork is a perfect Comic Con costume.

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Get ready, because we're about to drop some gospel truth on ya.

• Mandy is back to talk childhood trauma 
• We lie to children when telling them to achieve their goals
• Dr. John’s character embodies that Facilier energy
• When You Wish Upon A Star is supposed to settle you into the cozy
• When did Disney movies get their castle bumper?
• Tarzan is mid for Chris
• The Gospel Truth introduces us to Daddy Zeus 
• Tarzan fans are a VERY niche demo
• Tarzan was created in the era of the extreme
• Suckin down Tarzan straws
• Kyle was a Choir Kid
• Lion King title card drop makes Chris want to clap
• Why are babies being dangled off Pride Rock?
• The Haunted Mansion sneaks its way onto the bracket
• Jack is the LeBron of scaring people
• Mandy was brought up by Esmeralda at the Festival of Fools at Disneyland
• Welcoming Kamala Harris to the Podcast
• Kyle hits us with a Bells of Notre Dame remix
• Bells of Notre Dame is a big song for a big film
• The Mouse Madness Hall of Fame update

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A strong first impression is important, and that's especially true in the World of Disney. We break down the Best Disney Opening Number in this week's episode:

• Resident Music Expert, Mandy, returns

• Chris went sober at a wedding.

• Kyle’s spoonful takes him to Germany.

• Will Chris and Mandy team up to push the Newsies agenda?

• Old Disney used to throw the song at us 10 seconds in.

• Bert was the OG street rappin.

• Did Bert and Mary conspire the entire Banks situation?

• Welcome to the podcast, In the Heights!

• Dick Van Dyke may be living off life blood of other celebs.

• Kerchak is EVERYONE’S daddy.

• Is Gaston the town’s baby daddy?

• Kyle is burnt out on Beauty and the Beast.

• Belle is only different because she’s lazy.

• Arabian Nights is a problematic banger.

• Kyle’s opinions on The Family Madrigal has shifted.

• Mirabel’s gift is shown to us in the opening number.

• Coco catches another stray.

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Call them ranch because cast members be DRESSIN. Who will take the crown as the spiffiest in the land?

• Memory is hard

• The beefcake canoe cast members are intimidating

• Chris’s oat milk proclamation 

• Kyle loves him some Radiator Springs Racers costumes

• The Mansion costumes are so iconic, they were used in the new film’s promotion

• "Go Away Green" hits different with the Mansion

• Matt is married to an ex-mall goth

• The transformative nature of the Runaway Railway costumes reflect the attraction

• Party City has better NOLA themed wear than Tiana’s Bayou Adventure costumes

• It’s very obvious when there’s a cast member shift change, but not on Rise of the Resistance

• We’ve got a costume disqualification!

• Chris did some addition headwear research

• The lack of safety laws allowed for flip flops on the early Jungle Cruise

• The Skipper lore is strong with their costumes

• Matt has a real tough time breaking a tie

• Is Chris out on Skippers?

• If the Skippers wore t-shirts, would that change the experience?

• Kyle forces Matt to make a crucial decision

  
  

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