This one is super weird, we discuss the legend of Purple Aki, a man who wanted nothing more than to measure your muscles and watch you squat. Is that a crime? Apparently yes.

This week, Patrick & I talk about a certain Japanese new religion that has been sweeping the nation for years and what it truly means to be characterized as cult.

I'm back from my vacation, so in this week's random as fuck episode I have my best friend over to have a chill discussion about random shit on the internet. 

My guest, comedian Zain Ali, joins me for what begins as a discussion about Newgrounds.com and other classic flash animation websites, but eventually devolves into a hilarious discussion about a naughty, filthy, forbidden fast food delight... and then we just continue to make ourselves hungry. Sometimes we really are a buncha goofs.

LISTEN TO EPISODE 8 FIRST. Hoo boy! Things sure have gotten spicy with this whole Epstein thing since we last recorded. So many new developments, so many conspiracies, we just had to do one more.  Enjoy!

When billionaire pedophiles mysteriously die under suicide watch, YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. This is sort of a last minute thing but we had to discuss it. (small story at the end about farts for a palate cleanser)

This week we briefly cover an update on the gamer girl bathwater fiasco & Patrick enlightens me about the legend himself, John McAfee. Its a good one, enjoy it everybody!

Fan fiction can be weird and often times hilarious, but it is at its weirdest and most terrible when it gets erotic. Join us in this side episode as we squirm our way through select masterpieces from the deep, dark, and sticky corners of the web. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you won't be aroused at all. Seriously, this is some terrible stuff.

After a few weeks hiatus we are back, and why not return with something happening RIGHT NOW!?!? This episode is about selling jars of soapy water and avoiding your taxes. How do these relate? Listen to the episode and find out!

As an internet addict, I've known about Terry Davis for quite some time. So when I brought him up to my good friend Dan, he was instantly hooked and insistent that I have him on to talk about this fascinating, insane, and sad story. There is so much to cover with Terry Davis and TempleOS that we barely scratch the surface, so if you would like to be better informed about this amazing individual, please go check out this documentary, tell 'em Internet Wasteland sent you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

This week is a shorter episode and probably the most disgusting so far. We STILL can't believe this stuff actually happened. We also introduce "Al the Medic" our new expert that will be helping us on the show from time to time.