• 30 minutes 39 seconds
    🎙️ TOASTED: Owain Wyn Evans, Disco Balls, Mr Blobby & Tiny Amazon Purchases


    This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderfully eccentric purchase history of broadcaster, drummer and vintage enthusiast Owain Wyn Evans.


    Among the topics up for discussion:

    ✨ The disco ball on a winch (possibly the greatest item ever featured on the podcast)

    🪩 Why second-hand shopping might be better than buying new

    📺 The strangest complaints TV presenters receive

    🐈 Giant Maine Coon cats

    🔧 Tiny purchases that solve enormous problems

    🚶‍♂️ Why some people need to be “aired out” after work

    🎭 The surprisingly serious artistic legacy of Mr Blobby

    📻 Noel Edmonds, live television genius, and controlled chaos


    Plus listener emails, pointless household objects, and an unexpectedly deep conversation about the psychology of Amazon purchases.  

    📧 We’d love to hear from you!

    What’s the smallest, cheapest thing you’ve ever bought that brought you the most joy? Or what’s the weirdest complaint you’ve ever heard?


    Email: [email protected]


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    🎧 Listen to the main My Mate Bought A Toaster episode with Owain Wyn Evans wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode.


    Next week: Charlie Higson joins Tom to discuss Fast Show fame, Bond novels, and the day he discovered there was £1 million in his bank account… 👀

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    18 June 2026, 3:25 pm
  • 50 minutes 33 seconds
    Owain Wyn Evans Bought WHAT for 65p?!

    We're BACK!


    This week on the show, Tom is joined by broadcaster, drummer, weather presenter and all-round national treasure, Owain Wyn Evans.


    With no Amazon account to speak of, we're diving into Owain's eBay history instead - and WHAT a journey it turns out to be.


    From vintage stage lighting that once toured with rock royalty, to a £300 Britney Spears microphone purchased after a few drinks, Owain reveals the gloriously nerdy purchases that have followed him throughout his life.


    Along the way we discover how drumming helped him survive a difficult school life, the extraordinary story behind becoming "The Drumming Weatherman", raising millions for Children in Need with his Drumathon, and why a glitter ball on a winch is apparently an absolutely essential household item.


    There's also vintage furniture, weather presenter fashion tips, life in Wales, life on national radio, and a purchase so utterly ridiculous that it could only bring this episode to a close...


    An adult costume. A VERY adult costume.


    WHAT a guest he is - funny, warm and surprisingly revealing about all sorts. As ever we're heading into the things we buy and coming out with ALL SORTS.


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    My Mate Bought A Toaster is the podcast where your favourite people relive their lives through their online shopping history.

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    11 June 2026, 12:00 am
  • 31 minutes 23 seconds
    Abi Clarke TOASTED

    This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderful world of Abi Clarke's shopping history.


    Among the topics under the toaster grill this week:


    • Why Beth read all three Fifty Shades of Grey books (and the very specific reason she kept turning the pages…)
    • The increasingly disturbing idea of making cakes in the shape of people
    • The listener whose secret Fifty Shades collection was accidentally discovered by her daughter
    • Hidden rubber ducks, party games and why every gathering should involve a ridiculous challenge
    • The brilliance of Ransom Notes and the world’s easiest literary party game
    • The great gilet vs gilet pronunciation debate that's possibly not even a debate
    • Eurovision super-fans and their elaborate voting conspiracies
    • And finally… the delicate question of How To Poo On A Date  



    Products Mentioned This Week



    Got a story, confession, disaster, pronunciation argument or terrible cake creation of your own?


    📧 Email Tom: [email protected]


    ⭐ Also please do rate, review and follow the podcast wherever you’re listening.


    Coming up next week: broadcaster, drummer and all-round delight Owain Wyn Evans joins Tom for a brilliant trip through his online shopping history. Patreon supporters will get early access very soon, so make sure you’re subscribed.


    🎧 Listen to the full My Mate Bought a Toaster archive and get bonus content on Patreon.

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    4 June 2026, 12:00 am
  • 34 minutes 24 seconds
    Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)


    Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know.


    🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨


    This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.


    Among the discoveries:

    🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher

    📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame

    🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation

    🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself

    🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is


    PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.

    ⏱️ BEST BITS:

    00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession

    00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher

    00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession

    00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story

    00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game

    00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery

    00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors

    00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories



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    And keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…



    Toast xx

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    28 May 2026, 12:00 am
  • 31 minutes 54 seconds
    Nicky Byrne - TOASTED

    Hi Toasters


    Welcome back to the fallout of the Nicky Byrne episode, where we have a ramble through the items topics and vibes which our guest brought to the table.


    On the show today Tom and Beth discuss:


    BINS

    PAINT

    and

    ANIA MAGLIANO'S DAD


    Get in touch with the show - [email protected]


    See you next week for Abi Clarke!


    Toast x



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    21 May 2026, 12:00 am
  • 50 minutes 30 seconds
    Nicky Byrne buys the stools for Westlife! CONFIRMED!

    TOASTERS ASSEMBLE!


    Hello and welcome back to series eleven would you believe


    🎙️ This week we kick off with a pop star's shopping history. That's right, it's the glorious Nicky Byrne from off of Westlife and Eurovision and just generally being an ace human being. We discover the TRUTH about the famous Westlife stools… and that's just the start.


    We go from velvet rehearsal stools and Eurovision nerves to secret Westlife reunions and the big choices you have to make when you're sorting your bins out.

    A deep dive into a superstar's shopping history with some glorious side chat about one of the biggest boybands of all time.


    Nicky talks about:

    • How Westlife really got their name

    • The moment the boys secretly reunited after years apart

    • Why the “standing up from stools” thing accidentally became iconic

    • Representing Ireland at Eurovision

    • The pressure of fame, touring, and life in a boy band

    • Why he painted his front wall before the Westlife reunion meeting


    Don't forget to give us a follow on your nearest social media platform. We need your love out there on those terrible places. We're on all the usuals.


    See you soon for a Toasted episode, and the brilliant Abi Clarke who is along next time.


    TOAST OUT xx


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    14 May 2026, 12:00 am
  • 2 minutes 16 seconds
    Series 11 INCOMING!

    OMG Toasters it's been a minute. How ARE you?


    Good news - we're back soon with a brand new set of fabulous guests ready for us to take a deep dive into their online purchase stories. This series we've got, amongst others:


    NICKY CHAPMAN!

    NICKI BYRNE!

    AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE NOT CALLED NICKY!


    It's all starting on May 14th with the fantastic Nicky Byrne.


    And if you're feeling fancy you can always jump on our Patreon this second and subscribe for as little as £3 for some early access to that episode.


    Let's get snooping!


    Team Toast xx



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    30 April 2026, 1:37 pm
  • 55 minutes 5 seconds
    My Drunk Woman Solved a Toaster

    Yes! A little cheeky mid-hiatus drop from MMBAT towers you are WELCOME


    hi Toasters - sorry for the radio silence. All will be back up and running soon.


    In the meantime enjoy this gorgeous offering of Toaster having a little mash up with Drunk Women Solving Crime.


    See you soon for more Toasters though yeah?


    Lots of love


    Toast x


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    6 March 2026, 1:06 pm
  • 44 minutes 38 seconds
    Holly Morris opens up (her Amazon boxes)

    Hi Toasters!


    Welcome back!


    This week we're diving into the Amazon purchase history of comedian, Instagrammer, and podcast host Holly Morris.


    Together we'll voyage into some seriously eclectic online shopping habits, from cosplay costumes and portable projectors to silicon toilet brushes and inflatable fat suits.


    We chat impulsive job changes, how home is truly where the heart is, we talk ADHD and autism, and make sure we stop off for a serious tangent on toilet paper and maths.


    What a show! And it's all yours to enjoy!


    Team Toast xx


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    00:00 Introduction and Welcome

    00:02 Holly Morris' Purchase History Highlights

    01:19 Diving into Holly's Amazon Orders

    03:57 Holly's Job History and Quirky Stories

    05:34 The Facebook Generation

    07:19 2020 Purchases and Lockdown Life

    10:51 Influencer Life and Product Reviews

    20:28 Gardening and Lazy Hacks

    23:10 Emotional Reactions and ADHD

    25:02 Family Dynamics and Dog's Birthday

    27:23 Self-Help Books and Personal Growth

    28:49 Funny Amazon Purchases

    39:18 Instagram Facade and Picnic Realities

    40:25 Organic Products and Toilet Paper Subscriptions

    42:47 Podcast Promotion and Conclusion

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    9 December 2025, 2:00 am
  • 32 minutes 5 seconds
    ANGELA SCANLON: TOASTED

    Toasters!


    Welcome to some more Toasted, a chance to dwell and linger on the previous episode with the fantastic Angela Scanlon


    We discuss the big topics, of course, such as wigs, eggs and toilet brushes.


    Here are some of our favourite products from the week for you to (of course) go out and buy immediately.


    Beth's Hairpiece!


    THE Bog Brush!


    Nipple Cream!


    We'll be back next week with Holly Morris. In the meantime check out our socials and YouTubes, where you can watch all this nonsense actually play out visually.


    See you next time


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    4 December 2025, 1:00 am
  • 46 minutes 42 seconds
    ANGELA SCANLON reveals her online shopping truths

    Here we are then, another deep shopping dive. This week carry out a full audio audit on Angela Scanlon's Amazon History.


    We talk strictly, breastfeeding, burping and bog brushes.


    What more could you want?


    Find us on all your favourite social channels, and make sure you get stuck into our YouTube, where this episode sits fully filmed and ready for your enjoyment.


    See you on Thursday for Toasted!


    Team toast x



    00:00 Introduction and Welcome

    01:17 Angela Scanlon's Amazon Account

    02:02 Early Amazon Purchases

    03:13 Eggs and Early Adopter Traits

    03:42 Cooking Stories and Family

    11:59 Life in 2012 and Sister, Sister

    17:09 Family Memories and Reflections

    23:19 Discussing Digestive Issues

    24:26 Robot Wars Gig

    25:33 Live TV and Auto Cue Challenges

    29:24 Personal Life and Pregnancy

    31:00 Ginger Stereotypes and Pain Sensitivity

    40:12 Strictly Come Dancing Experience

    45:29 Concluding Thoughts and Future Plans





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    2 December 2025, 1:00 am
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