My Mate Bought A Toaster

Tom Price

Tom Price trawls through the Amazon purchase histories of a variety of comedians. Everything you’ve ever bought on that website is on record - it's the true story of who you really are. Expect in-depth discussion of powdered peanuts, dog costumes,...

  • 44 minutes 38 seconds
    Holly Morris opens up (her Amazon boxes)

    Hi Toasters!


    Welcome back!


    This week we're diving into the Amazon purchase history of comedian, Instagrammer, and podcast host Holly Morris.


    Together we'll voyage into some seriously eclectic online shopping habits, from cosplay costumes and portable projectors to silicon toilet brushes and inflatable fat suits.


    We chat impulsive job changes, how home is truly where the heart is, we talk ADHD and autism, and make sure we stop off for a serious tangent on toilet paper and maths.


    What a show! And it's all yours to enjoy!


    Team Toast xx


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    00:00 Introduction and Welcome

    00:02 Holly Morris' Purchase History Highlights

    01:19 Diving into Holly's Amazon Orders

    03:57 Holly's Job History and Quirky Stories

    05:34 The Facebook Generation

    07:19 2020 Purchases and Lockdown Life

    10:51 Influencer Life and Product Reviews

    20:28 Gardening and Lazy Hacks

    23:10 Emotional Reactions and ADHD

    25:02 Family Dynamics and Dog's Birthday

    27:23 Self-Help Books and Personal Growth

    28:49 Funny Amazon Purchases

    39:18 Instagram Facade and Picnic Realities

    40:25 Organic Products and Toilet Paper Subscriptions

    42:47 Podcast Promotion and Conclusion

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    9 December 2025, 2:00 am
  • 32 minutes 5 seconds
    ANGELA SCANLON: TOASTED

    Toasters!


    Welcome to some more Toasted, a chance to dwell and linger on the previous episode with the fantastic Angela Scanlon


    We discuss the big topics, of course, such as wigs, eggs and toilet brushes.


    Here are some of our favourite products from the week for you to (of course) go out and buy immediately.


    Beth's Hairpiece!


    THE Bog Brush!


    Nipple Cream!


    We'll be back next week with Holly Morris. In the meantime check out our socials and YouTubes, where you can watch all this nonsense actually play out visually.


    See you next time


    Team Toast x



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    4 December 2025, 1:00 am
  • 46 minutes 42 seconds
    ANGELA SCANLON reveals her online shopping truths

    Here we are then, another deep shopping dive. This week carry out a full audio audit on Angela Scanlon's Amazon History.


    We talk strictly, breastfeeding, burping and bog brushes.


    What more could you want?


    Find us on all your favourite social channels, and make sure you get stuck into our YouTube, where this episode sits fully filmed and ready for your enjoyment.


    See you on Thursday for Toasted!


    Team toast x



    00:00 Introduction and Welcome

    01:17 Angela Scanlon's Amazon Account

    02:02 Early Amazon Purchases

    03:13 Eggs and Early Adopter Traits

    03:42 Cooking Stories and Family

    11:59 Life in 2012 and Sister, Sister

    17:09 Family Memories and Reflections

    23:19 Discussing Digestive Issues

    24:26 Robot Wars Gig

    25:33 Live TV and Auto Cue Challenges

    29:24 Personal Life and Pregnancy

    31:00 Ginger Stereotypes and Pain Sensitivity

    40:12 Strictly Come Dancing Experience

    45:29 Concluding Thoughts and Future Plans





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    2 December 2025, 1:00 am
  • 30 minutes 49 seconds
    Ania Magliano TOASTED

    Hello Toasters and welcome back to another episode of TOASTED, the show where we have a look back on our latest interview.


    Today we'll be discussing some pretty hard hitting themes including:


    HAIR

    PENCIL CASES

    and

    TO-DO LISTS


    Here's some of the products we bring up, if you fancy treating yourself:


    SKIPPING ROPE

    TO-DO LIST

    THE BEST PENCIL CASE EVER?


    Next week we'll be back with Angela Scanlon's Amazon adventure. Make sure you like and subscribe and all that. And that episode will be on our Patreon soon!


    All the best kind regards


    Toast xx


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    27 November 2025, 1:00 am
  • 48 minutes 42 seconds
    Ania Magliano on discovering her cat was LIVING WITH HER NEIGHBOUR

    Hiya Toasters!


    Time to investigate another human via their online shopping history.


    This week, fresh off of Taskmaster, it's the one and only Ania Magliano.


    We chat through some pretty hard hitting topics including the world's worst fringe, how to stomp around in shoes made for Plantar Fasciitis and also we discuss the best way to make a to-do list. Vegan vitamins, belly button piercings and skipping ropes also feature.


    All this and more awaits and don't forget to bung us a like and subscribe over on the YouTubes.


    The Rollercoaster Life of Anya Magliano: From Teenage Rebellion to Comedic Fame


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    00:00 Introduction and Initial Banter

    00:03 Anya's Intimate Confession

    01:51 Amazon Account Anecdote

    03:19 Teenage Beauty Concerns

    07:17 The Fringe Saga

    19:15 Exploring Bisexuality

    22:51 Stand-Up Comedy Beginnings

    25:58 Shark Pencil Case Debate

    26:14 The Pencil Case Conundrum

    28:05 To-Do Lists and Organization

    30:40 Hair Removal and Flea Battles

    35:35 Domestic Life and Relationships

    39:06 Foot Massager and Toe Exercises

    43:22 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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    25 November 2025, 1:00 am
  • 28 minutes 2 seconds
    HAYLEY MORRIS: TOASTED!

    Hi Toasters


    Welcome back to another episode of Toasted.


    Today it's time to have a quick chat through Tuesday's feature episode with the fabulous Hayley Morris.


    So we have a slightly deeper dive into a few classic purchases such as:


    MATCHA!


    ME vs BRAIN!


    GNAT FLY TRAPS!


    AND we make it our mission to buy more wigs and have more adult sleepovers.


    Don't forget you can always drop the show a line. Have YOU become a Matcha addict? Do YOU own a life-size cutout? Have YOU seen the best ever review of a product on line? Let us know! [email protected]


    See you next week for the very wonderful Ania Magliano (head to PATREON soon for that ep ad free and early, if you fancy).


    Lots of love


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    20 November 2025, 2:00 am
  • 41 minutes 35 seconds
    Hayley Morris explains how to wear a fart costume

    Hello Toasters!


    Welcome back. Today it's the turn of Hayley Morris to drop some truth bombshell packages on our doorstep.


    We cover a range of topics, from costumes and wigs, to more thoughtful purchases like hand warmers for the less fortunate (seriously Hayley is the nicest person ever). Hayley reveals her sketch prop buying, reveals her fondness for kombucha, and talks about the challenges of adulthood friendships. The episode also delves into Hayley's new life phase as a dog owner and her strategies for dealing with online requests from fans.


    As ever don't forget we're on all the platforms (full video ep on YouTube and Spotify right now if you fancy), and we'll be back on Thursday with another Toasted ep!


    Lots of love and all the best


    Toast xx


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    00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction

    00:14 Sleepover Conversations

    00:58 Amazon Purchase History

    01:53 University Days and Law of Attraction

    02:23 Manifesting and Amazon Account Issues

    04:16 Porridge and Microwave Discussion

    07:15 Book Gifting and Fan Interactions

    09:48 Comedy Sketch Props and Production

    11:31 Matcha Obsession and Health Benefits

    17:24 Sleepover Culture and Adult Friendships

    19:00 Inflatable Costumes and Comedy

    20:32 Inflatable Costume Review

    21:17 Pregnancy Belly Button Accessory

    22:58 Wrist Injury from Fake Tan

    24:04 Hand Warmers and Beanies for the Homeless

    26:10 Fruit Fly Infestation Solutions

    28:07 Funny T-Shirt Prank

    31:15 Monopoly Deal Card Game

    32:33 Dog Ownership and Accessories

    36:50 Wig Collection and Uses

    38:19 Final Reflections and Chewing Gum

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    18 November 2025, 1:00 am
  • 31 minutes 6 seconds
    ROSS NOBLE TOASTED

    Hi hi hi hi


    You well?


    Good, good.


    Here's our spinoff episode where we take an extra look around our guest's online purchase history but this time without them there.


    This week we discuss a whole bunch of issues raised in Ross' episode (snakes, sperm, swans, spiders etc) and really take a moment to appreciate them all.


    Here are some of the products we talk about:


    Ewok cut out https://amzn.to/43VD4su


    Baby Yoda https://amzn.to/3WRVdn9


    Spider Catcher https://amzn.to/48aWHzi


    200 sperm sample containers https://amzn.to/4hRH96O


    Floating Plastic Swan https://amzn.to/3LE52CM


    AND that article about Zombie Spiders is HERE (ARGHHH)


    We're back next week with the fantastic Hayley Morris. See you then yeah?


    Toast xx


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    13 November 2025, 7:48 am
  • 55 minutes 35 seconds
    ROSS NOBLE LOVES BUYING SWANS ONLINE - pass it on!

    Hello Toasters and welcome back to the only show to tell a life story via an online purchase history.


    In today's episode we've only gone and got Ross Noble to let us into his Amazon account, sharing stories of gaming binges, makeshift swimming pool solutions and a pet project involving Jason Statham.


    Don't forget to subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and we'll be back later this week with a bit of TOASTED, and then next week with the fabulous Hayley Morris!


    Thanks team!


    Toast x




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    00:00 Introduction and Ross Noble's Online Purchases

    01:38 Gaming Binge and Family Time

    06:24 The Producers and Young Frankenstein

    10:26 Pandemic Projects and Apocalypse Comedy

    14:54 Writing Scripts and Hollywood Dreams

    20:19 Creative Purchases and Family Fun

    26:37 Stormtrooper Charity Event Surprise

    27:42 Touring Australia with Ross Noble

    29:17 Spider Catcher and Other Gadgets

    31:16 Swimming with Sharks

    34:16 Crafting Dragons and Sculpting

    37:33 Ear Cleaner Adventures

    41:47 The Duck Problem and Pool Solutions

    51:39 Conclusion and Final Thoughts

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    11 November 2025, 2:00 am
  • 49 minutes 14 seconds
    Lily Phillips takes us on a tour of her Amazon account (and life story)

    Hello and this week on My Mate Bought a Toaster we once again dive into someone's online purchase history in order to tell their life story.


    This week it's comedian and mother and also dancer Lily Phillips. Strap in for stories of rejecting York, how not to ask strangers about breast feeding techniques, and yet another reason we should hate cats. 


    We talk birth trauma (a TW here, mind) and how it's changed Lily's life.


    We also discuss cats, Conrad and the truth about dancing in Bushey.


    All this and more on this the FINAL episode of series 9! Enjoy!


    Team Toast x



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    24 July 2025, 7:44 pm
  • 47 minutes 40 seconds
    Pete Firman - this man did WHAT to a mouse?

    Hiya Toasters!


    We're back with another in depth and important interview via an online purchase history.


    This week Pete Firman is our guest, and he brings us tales of mouse and/or fire eating, how best to entertain someone waiting for chips in Middlesborough, and some fascinating insights into just what he gets up to in his shed.


    Don't forget kids: DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE TRICKS DESCRIBED HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AT HOME OR ANYWHERE.


    Also you should DEFINITELY go and see Pete Live. More details HERE!


    More episodes dropping soon!


    All the best


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    15 July 2025, 1:00 am
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