The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

  • 59 minutes 58 seconds
    329: Dug Out Bags

    Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again.

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    5 March 2026, 2:14 pm
  • 41 minutes
    328: Pettlefryers

    Ms. Pat hates Pettlefryers.

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    26 February 2026, 7:39 pm
  • 59 minutes 58 seconds
    327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb

    Ms. Pat loved the Super Bowl Halftime Show and wants to know what happens when Mitch McConny's light bulb goes out.

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    12 February 2026, 4:20 pm
  • 50 minutes 5 seconds
    326: Abused Pokemon

    Ms. Pat and her siblings disagreed about their traumas.

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    6 February 2026, 2:30 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    325: Nikia The Begging Ghost

    Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows.

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    28 January 2026, 7:07 pm
  • 49 minutes 45 seconds
    324: I Had to Put My Click Down

    Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast.

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    17 January 2026, 1:10 am
  • 49 minutes 38 seconds
    323: Pico de Lie-Oh

    Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela.

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    8 January 2026, 1:07 am
  • 44 minutes 36 seconds
    322: Melting Suppositories

    Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water.

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    1 January 2026, 2:42 pm
  • 47 minutes 1 second
    321: As Long As It's Curly

    Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files.

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    24 December 2025, 2:09 pm
  • 36 minutes 47 seconds
    320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection

    Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either.

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    12 December 2025, 5:41 pm
  • 41 minutes 53 seconds
    319: Spageddi Brain

    Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "kicking him out" when she was pregnant.


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    4 December 2025, 6:39 pm
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