Injuries in and out of the workplace. Sarah gave herself a concussion, Bobby burned himself with molten ham sugar. 

Please provide to the Dry Buttcrack Foundation if you can. Donations go to help all those suffering in silence. 

Disclaimer: Part of the game devolved into influencer haterade. Bobby was ragging on influencers and influencer culture and not mental health which is very important.  

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Timestamps

0:57 - Sarah starts a business!

6:15 - Giving yourself a concussion by head butting a door.

9:02 - Smaller in the back.

9:52 - Bobby’s sweet workplace injury

16:58 - Game Begins!  We learn which jobs Bobby doesn’t want to do because they’re dangerous or injury prone!

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BS’s in this episode:

Business Supervisor

Bobby Sexist

Blubbering Sophomore

Blown Sugar

Better Saying

Bad Sport

Bit (o) Space

Bastard, Shut-up

Bitch Slap

Being Shocked

Being Sweaty

Broken Scaphoid

Be Safe

Brain Savvy

Brain Suffering

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Workplace, labor, PPE, sugar, ham, concussion, OSHA, 

Sarah is in her homemade tea and nature girl era and She doeSn’t even have to leave her own backyard! Cool guy Bobby discusses the cool S.

In the game we talk about celebS and drug Slang and Scrabble and grocery StoreS

Timestamps:

1:18 - Sarah See Stuff in her backyard (not ghosts)

8:50 - Tea queen & Teavana

10:33 - Old Bandaid Tea  (Don’t come for me aSSam lovers!)

12:04 - Mulberry Vodka PoopS

16:09 - Lincoln NebraSka Spring Break

17:23 - Cool S and itS origin

20:35 - Kilim lover  

21:53 - "Our" code (already existed thing called pigpen) & owlS

25:05 - Game BeginS: manholeS, Suquamish, Scrabble, Slip Walk, Smack, DrogaS,  Jollibee, Shopping

49:54 - Bobby’S Reveal about the theme for thiS epiSode and why he did it. 

• At what point did you realize the theme of the epiSode?

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BS’s in this episode

Bigtime Screwup

Btch Sad

Beautiful Summer

Business Sarah

Bed Sheets

Brought (to you by) Skittles

(Bad Sounds - Bobby’s audio gets progressively less great and he has no idea what happened because he never changed anything on his end in the middle of recording but he’ll get it sorted out for next time, thanks for bearing with us.) 

Yes the episode title is true! (to her). Sarah shares her experience about getting abducted by aliens; the room, the smoke people, the red V alien ships. She is serious, Bobby is skeptical. We get a little spooky ooky and woo-woo for one episode for some fun, don't worry this is not a direct pipeline to anywhere else. Back to more "normal" BS next episode!

Timetamps:

0:48 - Sarah doesnt like or consume alien content

2:09 - Her account of things.

16:25 - Open to more experiences?

17:30 - Alien abilities and cloaking tech and mind control

19:26- - Lucid dreaming

20:52 - Sound frequencies

23:34 - Ghost talk

25:34 - The alien ships

28:12 - Present day recap and another alien encounter she has had recently

Pascal dreams, hoarding mattresses, a new business idea to put your dog to work, the universal cool S from grade school on petroglyphs in Niger. Today has it ALL.

In the game, Sarah caters to Bobby's love of flags as we discuss certain countries. "Orange" you glad you tuned in this week?!

Timestamps:

1:58 - Pedro Pascal dream

5:10 - the problem with Sarah's dream

6:09 - Pudas nicknames

7:10 - Game Preview (bobby is flag boy)

8:30 - why 1 person has 2 mattresses

10:56 - Sarah's new business idea for her dog

12:47 - Game begins

21:30 - Compassion vs kindness / friendly vs nice

Today's BS's

• being spied (upon)
• British suck (it)
• box shredding
• bobby's s*xist
• buddha smiling
• bluetooth speaker (cutting room floor)
• butterscotch (cutting room floor)

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India, Niger, Ireland, Ivory Coast, Pedro Pascal, Petroglyphs, Orange, Green, Flag, Fig, Vexillology, Cyprus

After an entire year without an episode dropping we have returned! (You’re welcome) Sarah updates us about all her jobs, Bobby moved to the other side of the country! In the game we get into trivia about Bobby's new hometown. And at the end of the show he makes a horrible pun that does not work.

Timestamps:

2:16 - Life updates why we were gone

3:02 - Sarah’s jobs and jobs and jobs

3:36 - No Sarah did not work at the Ren Faire

5:20 - teacher’s aide

8:20 - Door Dashing dumbness

10:42 - Sarah’s most dashed

11:47 - Dashin’ be trippin’ 

12:23 - Sarah terrorizes a poor couple and haunts their living days all around town

14:43 - why bobby lost his job

15:19 - 1st thoughts on Seattle

15:56 - dumping junk off on coworkers including my car! 

18:08 - Game Begins! Seattle Stuff.  (Nicknames, rainy days, cinnamon rolls!)

30:50 - Giving away my car!

Today’s BS’s

• Being slanderous
• Bad stuff
• Bangers & smiles
• Bobby sleepy
• (b*tches) be stretchin’
• Being sensitive
• Butt, spectacular
• Being sneaky
• Bobby Sorpresa!
• Bobby Sorry

SEA-tlater!

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Have you ever heard Sarah so heated as she is about today’s major topics? 

TIMESTAMPS:

 1:21 - Sarah’s morbid animal stories about cold animals and the temps they freeze at (?!?!)

6:55 - Feather talk: The one as long as a city bus!

11:37 - What feathers mean to woo woo Sarah.

12:56 - Segue MAGIC from Bobby

14:44 Sarah’s rants about tipping and how billions in profits will never be enough for  mega-corporations to pay their workers a fair living wage sans tipping culture.  (Yes we might have touch on this topic before but dang Sarah is still heated about it I guess!)

22:49 - Self employed service workers, should they get tips?

25:31 - Plumbers vs Chemists

GAME BEGINS:  26:31

Bobby’s best tip for living your best life this year: 29:14

This eps BS’s:

Big Spender

Big Surprise

Being Squirrelly 

Bobby’s Sarcastic

Bobby Segues

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Warning: this ep talks about gross body stuff.

--Sarah talks about issues with her chest and how she willed herself to get better using the power of THINKING (woo-woo). 

--Bobby talks about his head wound in High School. 

--And if you listen until the end you will hear just how long ago this was recorded. (over a year and a half!?) Today BS stands for Bobby Sitting on releasing content for no good reason.

We're back and (finally) celebrating fifty episodes talking about gold, games and getting ditched.

Timestamps:

3:37 - Being over the hill and what age we'll live to

5:15 - Sarah's NYE date abandons her over a gay guy?!

8:09 - Sarah can't stop moving across the nation(and getting fired)

9:16 - 50 is a milestone but too lazy for clip show

10:05: Game Begins!

#LadyHotHam,  Gold, nuggets, Austin powers, gold member, episode 50, Rubik’s cube, Atari, pong, Motorola, SNL, Molly Shannon

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Woo, get excited cause we’re getting hippie-dippie woo-woo with some numerology to figure out our life paths. Where will the numbers take us? Surely to a good time with a bunch of laughs. Sarah loves this stuff, Bobby is a skeptic, where do you fall?

This episode was released at 4:44am on 4/4 after we just hit our 4th year of podcasting. And yes ideally the duration of the episode would have been 44:44 but I couldn't bore you for even 3 minutes LONGER than I already did, so the 111 will have to suffice. (Although some players are showing it as 41:12 and that's really lame of y'all)

In the game we talk birthdays, Hogwarts, bibles, devils and Elmo?

Lazy bobby's timestamps:

18:38 Our expression numbers!

24:09 Our Life Paths!!

29:06 the game begins!

Lazy bobby's social media links:

skipping them like Sarah skips over 0's when they get in the way of her seeing a number pattern.

Sarah moved to Utah! She drove halfway across the country, so in this episode we hear about her road trip and first impression in a wildly different setting than she's used it. And in honor of her new home, the game is all Utah-esque. We talk about Mormons, toys, inventions, Jello, National Parks and Kentucky Fried Chicken!

TIMESTAMP:

1:22 microphone wall slam

3:48 Sarah’s Cross Country Roadtrip

5:42 Truck Stop Reviews -Sarah’s favorites

6:15 P-cup

7:18 Ohama not Oklahoma.

9:09 First impressions. Red rock scenery galore.

9:54 This 2nd flattest US state might surprise you.

10:49 at least this tiny town has a Wendy’s

12:45 Learning what makes a desert (again)

14:46 Zion National Park

16:25 How nature makes one feel

18:29 Sarah sees polygamists

20:38 Mexican Food in Utah

22:04 Dating Utah Boys

23:07 PSA Don’t got to an “Authentic Games Night” if you just want to play Scrabble or Charades

25:40 Death defying hikes

27:38 GAME TIME

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After a full year of planning, Sarah has a garage sale and does literally everything wrong. This is not hyperbole! So she tells us exactly what not to do.

 
In the game portion that starts at 24:49 we discuss the biggest and best sales, and the most valuable things found at garage sales!

Timestamps:

0:52 - Sarah is a hoarder and has too much stuff!
4:49 - Should it take 1 year to plan a garage sale?
6:06 - Most interesting or unique item from her sale.
6:58 - Saving stuff from the garbage dump.
8:06 - First wrong thing? PRICING.
10:58 - How much junk was in the sale? (actual hoarding intervention might be required.)
12:08 - Halloween puns bring in the funs. (but not funds) 
13:22 -  How much Sarah made.
13:59 - Mom made for the worst assistant , Sarah didn't need her help anyway
16:27 - The item that was hardest to get rid of.
19:39 - Highest priced item being sold.
21:38 - A meaningful tutu.
22:47 - Trick or Treasure : Free stuff Giveaways
24:12 - Game segment begins!

31:35 - The most gross thing ever done on Antiques Roadshow.

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