Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why?

Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says more about you than your dating profile, your texts, and your therapist combined. So if you've got three lizards and a vibe, we need to talk.

Is Tiger Woods a ticking time bomb, or is this just the world checking in like "hey man… you good?" We get into it. And speaking of relationships, do you smell your partner? Not in a cute way. In a "just making sure everything's still working" kind of way. Most people do. It's unsettling.

We also cover the rise of "pocket cheese" (which sounds fake but feels inevitable), why women seem to universally hate fedoras, and why Howie Mandel might be cool, but his wife might be the one actually running the show.

And finally, is $113K enough to work at a prison, or is that one of those jobs where the salary feels high until your first day and then suddenly it's not enough for what you just saw. Please like and subscribe and watch on Youtube @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/FZfL_0MzNik

Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever you stream and like and sub us on YT ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ https://youtu.be/ep0u3e2bQc8

Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO) and Jury Duty: Company Retreat (Prime) -So exciting! Great comedy talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - Please like Subscribe & Follow @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/1LqSBwEhKHo

Are Leaf Blower Dudes the new police? Hershey's changed is chococolate formula, Harrison Ford, F's to his movies, UFC to Train FBI? OMG! Who shouldn't be together? Who should never drive? Student drivers, burger flippers, welders, and gynos. How do they do it? Please like and subscribe wherever you pod as well as follow us on youtube https://youtu.be/tnCwWtplnXo and if you want merch: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com

What would you do if the police dropped off your fast food? Britney and her DUI troubles, Is Raising Cains One love or is it BS that they don't have more than one sauce? My friend is cheating on his wife with an AI bot, AND SHE"S COOL WITH IT! - Video games, fake ID's, and why it's a big deal to remember your spouse's B Day! Please like ansd subscribe wherever you stream and follow /watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/YJVexzNztxI

Have you ever been Mean Mommied?! How about with some guy who tried to Alpine Divorce you? Still mad at someone who gave you a billion dollars and true love? Best First Dates, Mandela effect, Rocket Science tippers, and Shia LaBeouf might suck. Thanks to Lauren Bell for stopping by [email protected] Listen wherever you pod or watch on youtube - https://youtu.be/9TXxv6KtHP0 Thank you for liking and subscribing!

My guest @itskellfire and I discuss the unusual way she ends her comedy shows and the trouble/fun it has brought to her. Baywatch passed on me, and it was an open call. How in shape do you have to be to play college sports, What if Robin Williams was your dad? Fun catch up with an exciting new comedian and the story of how Baywatch and I are in a fight - Please like and subscribe @newbergpod on youtube or wherever you stream your pods https://youtu.be/ffy0fOFjpv0

The FBI reached out and thanked us for our awesome investigative journalism- Arrests will be made immediately. I mean, I hope so. After all, it's a really good guess. Also, Bronze medal VS Torching your life, Male loneliness explained, Where is Hannah? Valentine's Day. How much should you spend? Chico State? Was peeing in the same boot you drink out of worth it? Please like and subscribe on YT @newbergpod or watch this episode

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My wonderful guest a(Joselyn Hughes) and I met several years ago as we were both writing on a Theo Vaughn, TBS Show, since she has worked, for Tosh.O, Show Running for Tyler Henry, I heart Radio shows, Golden Globes, and authored a pretty dope DIY book on crafting. She's funny, and a bad ass from Chicago. We also talk about if Chat GPT a Good Enough Therapist? Thank you for liking and subscribing. - Follow us on Youtube = @newbergpod or watch at https://youtu.be/FkGo9woP5x4

Hannah is still sick, so Lauren Bell fills in ([email protected]) and we discuss good people who are bad at Instagram, Incels, The late great Katherine O'hara, The Grammys, My country submission, and getting sued for telling jokes. All this and more on another wildy entertaining Newberg Pod. Thank you to the 140 new subs. Please follow us on YT @newbergpod or wherever you stream. Watch this episode as well. https://youtu.be/GtSpAsGvcWE

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Back on the road to experience comedy outside the imaginary world of Los Angeles. Aggressive TSA agents insisting I am carrying, the Kit Kat defender, young love in bloom, Netflix is a Joke, but is it funny? Wet Dog Hotels, and the impotance of the Lemonheads and Evan Dando. Please enjoy the show wherever you stream your podcasts and like subscribe and or follow. You can find us on youtube @newbergpod and you can watch this episode https://youtu.be/myXxwIONMgo

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