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    Today's episode of Newberg Pod is being taken over by "Girl Planet" also known as Michelle Dion and Lauren Bell. We talk about 9/11, bleak news media, star signs, Star Wars, and the rise of girlhood. If you enjoy the episode, please drop a comment and like/follow @newbergpod on Youtube https://youtu.be/HT7fYKDo__4

    11 September 2026, 7:04 pm
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    If You're going to Be an A Hole, At Least Don't Be Short

    On today's episode, we uncover the strange origins of everyday phrases, debate why if you're going to be an A-hole you should at least have the decency to be tall, and try to understand the internet's obsession with feet pics. We get into favorite smells, whether you really need to exchange insurance, why people hide their open relationships, what your greatest strength in life is, and some great wisdom from Dolly Parton. Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube and watch the show here https://youtu.be/usy-hryDniA

    2 September 2026, 9:01 pm
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    Would You Really Want To Know What People Say About You?

    Today on Newberg Pod, we're talking dad bods and whether women ever really wanted them, pretty privilege and how much bad behavior hot people should be allowed to get away with, and whether an apology means you're obligated to forgive someone. We'll also determine if psychics are frauds for not winning the lottery, what makes your pet a douche, which historical figure would've been an absolute nightmare on social media, and what age you'd choose to physically stay forever while your brain keeps getting older. Plus, expiration date paranoia, the dumbest things we're secretly competitive about, and the terrifying question of whether you'd really want to know what people say about you after you leave the room. All that, many, many jokes, and as always, Rapid Fire. Joined by the lovely and talented Mike Wolters of TDC Follow us on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/DJV49KRThG4

    18 August 2026, 8:54 pm
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    Are You Attracting Your Own Problems?

    Today on Newberg Pod, we tackle a highly questionable list about sexuality, welcome back the Horny Badger, explore the power of positivity and the laws of attraction, and examine the mounting evidence that Aaron Rodgers may, in fact, be a tool. Plus, Kenny from the Kitchen, many, many jokes, some wildly unnecessary opinions, and as always, Rapid Fire. Newberg Pod. Welcome to your ears. Follow us ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ or watch https://youtu.be/wZ6w4sALvFc #comedy #podcast #humor #advice

    11 August 2026, 10:09 pm
  • 33 minutes 4 seconds
    You Can Pay People To Do What?!

    This week we're talking about the weird services people are actually paying for and asking which ones you'd ever hire. From professional breakup services to people you can pay to make you look more impressive on a first date or job interview, we dive into some of the strangest businesses making money today. We also debate whether hiring someone to write your dating profile is genius or a giant red flag, ask if mystery shoppers are heroes or villains, and hear about the best and worst parts of listeners' jobs. Plus, we get into the biggest lies society has agreed to accept, the phrases that should be banned forever, the things people brag about that really aren't that impressive, and the random skills that deserve Olympic medals. It's a fun episode full of ridiculous jobs, hot takes, and plenty of chances to ask yourself, "Wait... people actually pay for that?" Follow us on ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ and be sure to Tell Lauren she looks just okay in the comments #comedy #podcast #jobfails #funny #newbergpod Watch it live: https://youtu.be/PKSIYLFwwIk

    3 August 2026, 8:01 pm
  • 35 minutes 49 seconds
    Newberg Pod - Actress, Writer, Producer Mo Beatty from Hacks & The Lost Bus

    Newberg Pod with actress, writer, and producer Mo Beatty from Hacks and The Lost Bus. We get into MFK, Netflix movie reviews, what it's like to start working as an actress at four, memorable pickup lines, divorce, stand-up as therapy, broccoli and cheese sauce, and a rapid fire that goes exactly where you'd expect it not to.Follow and subscribe to @NewbergPod here and wherever you stream. https://youtu.be/QIu_eUGod3c

    27 July 2026, 8:55 pm
  • 34 minutes 16 seconds
    Has Will Ferrell Been Playing the Same Character for 30 Years?

    How long is too long in Vegas? Has Will Ferrell been playing the same character for 31 years? Why do we fall in love with fictional TV characters? Plus, the formula for success, whether Casper was the world's first ghoster, bizarre first date rules, if extreme sports are sexy or just reckless, and where we'd choose to disappear in witness protection. Please like, Subscribe and follow. Plus see me live in Michigan at the Royal Oak Music Theater on September 18 Tix at www.thechrisarmy.com https://youtu.be/Qt-jAbwPNLU Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube.

    23 July 2026, 9:16 pm
  • 31 minutes 13 seconds
    Newberg Pod - Mayo, Is There Any Better Food Lube?!

    Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually better than being homeless? Haunted stuff; is it real? The World Cup. And just how loud should you grunt at the gym? Subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us which opinion we got completely wrong.

    25 June 2026, 4:39 am
  • 34 minutes 38 seconds
    What Secret Do You Wish Your Friend Never Told You?

    On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follow us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/SiOREsiyaBc September 18th Live at Royal Oak Music theater!

    17 June 2026, 8:41 pm
  • 36 minutes 9 seconds
    Newberg Pod - Hire Someone to Cry at Your Funeral? Yes. Really.

    This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh. As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eEEAJ78

    10 June 2026, 7:38 pm
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    Newberg Pod - Hantavirus vs Your Junk

    Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to party barf, Boot and Rally or Really Gross, and why Hantavirus apparently has a personal issue with your junk.

    Please follow and subscribe and watch us on YT https://youtu.be/6Pjv5kG9N5M

    29 May 2026, 8:47 pm
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