Today on Newberg Pod, we tackle a highly questionable list about sexuality, welcome back the Horny Badger, explore the power of positivity and the laws of attraction, and examine the mounting evidence that Aaron Rodgers may, in fact, be a tool. Plus, Kenny from the Kitchen, many, many jokes, some wildly unnecessary opinions, and as always, Rapid Fire. Newberg Pod. Welcome to your ears. Follow us ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ or watch https://youtu.be/wZ6w4sALvFc #comedy #podcast #humor #advice

This week we're talking about the weird services people are actually paying for and asking which ones you'd ever hire. From professional breakup services to people you can pay to make you look more impressive on a first date or job interview, we dive into some of the strangest businesses making money today. We also debate whether hiring someone to write your dating profile is genius or a giant red flag, ask if mystery shoppers are heroes or villains, and hear about the best and worst parts of listeners' jobs. Plus, we get into the biggest lies society has agreed to accept, the phrases that should be banned forever, the things people brag about that really aren't that impressive, and the random skills that deserve Olympic medals. It's a fun episode full of ridiculous jobs, hot takes, and plenty of chances to ask yourself, "Wait... people actually pay for that?" Follow us on ⁨@NewbergPod⁩ and be sure to Tell Lauren she looks just okay in the comments #comedy #podcast #jobfails #funny #newbergpod Watch it live: https://youtu.be/PKSIYLFwwIk

Newberg Pod with actress, writer, and producer Mo Beatty from Hacks and The Lost Bus. We get into MFK, Netflix movie reviews, what it's like to start working as an actress at four, memorable pickup lines, divorce, stand-up as therapy, broccoli and cheese sauce, and a rapid fire that goes exactly where you'd expect it not to.Follow and subscribe to @NewbergPod here and wherever you stream. https://youtu.be/QIu_eUGod3c

How long is too long in Vegas? Has Will Ferrell been playing the same character for 31 years? Why do we fall in love with fictional TV characters? Plus, the formula for success, whether Casper was the world's first ghoster, bizarre first date rules, if extreme sports are sexy or just reckless, and where we'd choose to disappear in witness protection. Please like, Subscribe and follow. Plus see me live in Michigan at the Royal Oak Music Theater on September 18 Tix at www.thechrisarmy.com https://youtu.be/Qt-jAbwPNLU Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube.

Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually better than being homeless? Haunted stuff; is it real? The World Cup. And just how loud should you grunt at the gym? Subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us which opinion we got completely wrong.

On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follow us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/SiOREsiyaBc September 18th Live at Royal Oak Music theater!

This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh. As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eEEAJ78

Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to party barf, Boot and Rally or Really Gross, and why Hantavirus apparently has a personal issue with your junk.

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This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked can have, and whether mall Santas spend the entire offseason emotionally preparing for sticky children and panic sweating parents.

We also debate whether anyone will ever actually use their doomsday bunker, the most useless consumer rewards systems in America, and play MFK with a drive in, a mall, and a cider mill.

Plus rapid fire questions including favorite spectator sports, favorite cereals, favorite cereal killers, whether love at first sight only works if you never have to see the person again, and which famous serial killer would be the absolute worst person to get trapped in a car with for eight hours. All this and the usual chaos on the Newberg Pod. Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube: https://youtu.be/_HcflGFjYE0

Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with cash, what do you do? And how lonely do you have to be to fake a lost dog just to make friends? All this and the usual madness on the Newberg Pod. Watch like and follow @Newbergpod for more smart smelling stuff. https://youtu.be/WI5m8SMjRyo

Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not beat you? Internet dating disasters, zero sleep to Atlanta, 420 honesty, and the only question that matters: is any of this worth it? F yes. Obviously. This is The Newberg Pod. Let's go! Please like and subscribe to Newberg Pod wherever you stream your podcasts and watch @newbergpod on youtube https://youtu.be/UapKiTWa0Tg