Mission Rejected

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The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous...

  • 51 minutes 28 seconds
    601: Motions Eleven
    Skip Granger is on trial for murder…and Ex-President Chet Phillips is one of his victims.

    Written by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

    Story by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpakaya as Mini-McGrath
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps
    and Bob Killion as The Tech Bro

    Guest Starring
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    Nguyen Mai as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    Phuong Nhi as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    Hoang Trong Nam as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Tech VP and NSA Advisor
    Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
    Pete Barry as First Mate Barry
    Dustin Miller as Captain Twede
    Brendan Kennedy as Play-by-Play Announcer
    Eli Katz as Olivia
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music by Pete Barry
    Sound mixing and editing by John Dowgin

    Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Post-credits trailer: The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora

    For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.
    28 November 2025, 5:00 am
  • 41 minutes 56 seconds
    Coco The Barbarian Needs A Friend: Mario Capretti
    This week, Coco, Red Sona and Matt welcome legendarily fearless racer Mario Capretti to discuss what cars are, the benefits of greasing up your body, why Brad Pitt is our mortal enemy, and, of course, goats.

    Improvising are:
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario Capretti
    Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
    and Ashley Banks as Red Sona

    Created, Produced & Edited by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Music & Sound Effects by
    Pete Barry

    Executive Producers
    Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki

    This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.
    26 September 2025, 4:00 am
  • 33 minutes 59 seconds
    Coco The Barbarian Needs a Friend: Athena O'Brien
    Coco the Barbarian, Red Sona, and Matt welcome tech goddess Athena O'Brien to the studio, unpack their feelings about the new Red Sonja reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings.

    Improvising are:
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman"
    Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
    and Ashley Banks as Red Sona and Athena O'Brien

    Produced & Edited by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Music & Sound Effects by
    Pete Barry

    Executive Producers
    Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki

    This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.
    29 August 2025, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    From Prussia, Wit Wiz (Live in Philadelphia!)
    A group of sovereign nation separatists plan to annex a major suburb...and President Chet Phillips is eating cheesesteaks.

    Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025.

    Written & Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Mrs. DiNunzio
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral, Jambo, Steve Connors, and Security Guy

    Guest Starring
    J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Larry Hastings
    Dave Serfass as Chip Esterhouse
    Pete Barry as Cory Champlain and Kristatos O'Brien
    Rebecca Serfass as June Squibb
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Jake Walsh
    and Caden Dowgin as Cooper Sharpe

    Music and Effects Written and Performed by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and Produced by
    J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Special thanks to Eric Bressler and Justin Roman at PhilaMoCA. All sound effects created by Pete Barry, except Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) used under license.
    8 August 2025, 4:00 am
  • 35 minutes 48 seconds
    Coco The Barbarian Needs a Friend
    The legendary warrior Coco the Barbarian has invented an entirely new medium...the podcast! Joining him on his quest to resurrect his once mighty IP are his sidekick Red Sona and his erstwhile producer, Matt "Girlyman". Together, they interview celebrities as possible candidates to join the franchise. Today's guest, legendary understudy Larry Hastings, Bass-Baritone.

    Created & Produced by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Improvising are:
    Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and Gary
    Ashley Banks as Red Sona
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Matt Girly
    and special guest Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief

    Music by Pete Barry
    Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis

    Executive Producers
    Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki


    Don't forget that tickets are now on sale for the Mission: Rejected live show in Philadelphia on August 2nd! Get yours now! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/

    This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.

    See our website for a full list of credits.
    27 June 2025, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 52 seconds
    EMF Declassified: Communiqués
    For our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show!

    Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris Klaniecki

    Patreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!

    Produced and Edited by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Music and sound effects by
    Pete Barry"

    Mission: Rejected" created and produced by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    25 April 2025, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Presenting...What Did We Just Watch?: Shock Treatment
    You'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment.

    Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.

    Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelis
    Players: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris Klaniecki

    If you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.
    28 March 2025, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 17 seconds
    512: Don't Tell Mom The Illuminati's Dad
    New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.

    Written by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Midge
    and Bob Killion as The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor
    Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music by Pete Barry

    Sound mixing and editing by
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.
    31 January 2025, 5:00 am
  • 43 minutes 26 seconds
    511: The Living Sleighlights
    Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.

    CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.

    Written and Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammond
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
    Emily DeAngelis as Young Zelda
    Pete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’Brien
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
    David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
    Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
    John Dowgin as Dr Biff Studebaker
    Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    with Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

    For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
    24 December 2024, 5:00 am
  • 39 minutes 42 seconds
    510: Plight at the Museum
    An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.

    Written by
    John Dowgin

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Midge and Stella
    and Bob Killion as Carlton the Attendant

    Guest Starring
    Benn Iffring as White House Tour Guide
    Rebecca Serfass as Tourist 1
    Dave Serfass as Tourist 2
    Remy Stevens as Dancer
    Roberta Steve as Edna
    Pete Barry as Kyle
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
    Tage Das as Museum Goon
    John Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. Middleditch

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music by Pete Barry

    Sound editing and mixing by
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.
    29 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 40 minutes 6 seconds
    509: GoldenEar
    A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    James Garde as Oz Powers
    Marnie Warner as Fran Nelson
    John Dowgin as Douglas Henson
    Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin
    Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    Rhys Lawton as Case
    Delilah Tahiri as Shadow
    Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief
    David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.
    25 October 2024, 4:01 am
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