Girls with Tattoos
Girls with Tattoos
Imagine two badass girls covered in tattoos. Now imagine the two girls who would cry if the badass girls looked at them funny...
- 49 minutes 58 seconds16. Girls who read are FiFine.
On this week's episode of GWT:
Keely is not not irrational. Ana is lacking in her nutrients. Henry is the facetime queen. Eric is the true Talented Mr. Cold Shoulder. Keely's favorite bird is a crawdad. Ana's favorite bird is an airplane that kills cheating boyfriends. Mr. Penumbra is the OG daddy. Jk it's Edward Cullen.
24 April 2020, 6:42 pm - 1 hour 38 seconds15. He's just not that into you (because he's a virgo)
Ana is the whore now
30 March 2020, 4:56 pm - 1 hour 5 minutes14. Bean Toes and Bean Towns
Boston = bean town ?? Ask Ana, I'm pretty sure she made that up.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by drunk Ana spilling her drink on you
25 November 2019, 7:57 pm - 1 hour 1 minute13. Just 2 9s who h8 2 69
In this episode of two whores in grad school, we learn that:
-Ana is slaying the Seattle single scene while Keely is crying over cute kiddies.
-Not only are Keely and Ana both ENFJ and 9 enneagram types, but they are also both some TRADER HOES.
-They both took a stat test the week they recorded this and since Keely sucks and took forever to post this, we both got our grades back and KILLED IT so whoop thank you to our lord and savior Donna Sheridan for that
-Speaking of lord and saviors, go and read Matchmaking for Beginners to meet our jesus, aka Blix Holliday.
P.S. sorry for the crappy ending, Keely's mic hates her as much as Ana's new boyfriend hates astrology!!
12 November 2019, 2:53 pm - 57 minutes 53 seconds12. Tom Holland is British??
Let a girl take a test and she will cum back to this.
30 October 2019, 7:03 pm - 24 minutes 26 seconds11. We love a good comeback!
Come back in a couple hours after Keely has taken her test so that she can add a fun bio.
30 October 2019, 1:38 pm - 1 hour 46 minutes(Episode 10) Girls With No Podcast Who Get Tattoos
Goodbye.
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos.
Please please follow us around in person and on social media:
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Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!
Ana’s IG: @honestlyana
Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza
Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis
Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis
Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose
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4 May 2019, 4:39 am - 1 hour 15 minutes(Episode 9) Girls With Tattoos Who Like Daddies (and mommies!)
We’re back after a two week long hiatus!
Ana is a vine star. Keely is a sociopath. Ana’s dad says #nouggosplease. Keely’s dad says bye to #brokebitches. Ana’s and Keely’s moms both are strong ass bitches who can handle anything.
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like their parents.
Please please follow us around in person and on social media:
IG: @gwtpod
Twitter: @gwtpod
Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!
Ana’s IG: @honestlyana
Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza
Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis
Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis
Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose
Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
1 May 2019, 4:51 pm - 57 minutes 14 seconds(Episode 8) Girls With Tattoos Who Like Harry Potter
Grab a wand and a cup of tea darlings because it’s time to discuss Harry Potter.
Ana is using the steamy heat between her and her twitter crush to ease her cramps. Keely sat next to an expert whistler while she watched Broadway’s rendition of Spongebob’s squeaky boots. Ana’s patronus is a whore-fin. Keely’s patronus is a stripper’s appropriately-smelled cat. Ana is now dead because of Keely’s high pitched voice and Keely is being a good friend and deleting all the erotic fan fiction literature off Ana’s computer.
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like Harry Potter.
GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5WI4MTXzc
Please please follow us around in person and on social media:
IG: @gwtpod
Twitter: @gwtpod
Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!
Ana’s IG: @honestlyana
Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza
Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis
Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis
Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose
Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
17 April 2019, 6:56 pm - 1 hour 4 minutes(Episode 7) Girls With Tattoos Who Like A Good Cry
*warning* if you have misophonia, this episode will be hard to listen to because there’s a lot of sniffles from both of us crying
Ana is moving to Forks, Washington. Keely lived out her Grey’s Anatomy fantasy with Dr. McScumbag. Ana got arrested for being gullible. Keely punched a wall because God told her to. Ana orgasmed live on the podcast. Keely wills Iron Man to die just like she willed her friend to die!
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like a good cry.
GWT SONGS OF THE WEEK:
https://youtu.be/62Ha6SHtkt0
Please please follow us around in person and on social media:
IG: @gwtpod
Twitter: @gwtpod
Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!
Ana’s IG: @honestlyana
Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza
Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis
Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis
Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose
Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
9 April 2019, 4:25 pm - 1 hour 8 minutes(Episode 6) Girls With Tattoos Who Like CanadiansHey baby, hey baby - go get some ham and call it bacon cause we're talking about Canada, aye. Rayland Baxter is a dirty Ryan Gosling. Dermot Mulroney is the lead in Keely’s dirty fantasies. Ana’s super power is that she can pee fast. Keely’s super power is manifesting her dream man to come talk to her. Ana has a kissable fish face. Keely has a touchable boob. Ana loves eating fiberglass almost as much as she loves exposing Canadians. Keely is going to kill a frat puppy and write a poem about it. Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like Canadian boys. GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD9LNH3xNgU Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast! [email protected] Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!2 April 2019, 4:41 am
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