- 1 hour 23 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Gummy Frankenstein
Eden, Mo, Katie & Mayes
What would your jail snack be?
A topo chico shortage and competitive popcorn eating.
Dill or No Dill: Corn Dogs, Restaurant Edition Kraft & More
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11 September 2026, 6:32 pm - 1 hour 23 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Gay Vampire Founding Fathers
Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach & Mayes
We are back with an action packed mailbag and a brand new Benihana Leaf trading cards pack.
Eden returns from Gamescom and we might have to start livestreaming Love and Deepspace.
A barrage of Dill or No Dills including Cocoa Clucks and Stroop Club waffles.
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4 September 2026, 6:30 pm - 1 hour 15 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Eligible Leaf Dealers
Eden, Mo, Zach & Mayes
The latest Leaf Trading Cards unboxing has finally arrived and we are so back.
Dill or No Dill and some philosophical bread talk.
What would your own action movie franchise look like? Signature Weapon? Love Interest? Villain?
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21 August 2026, 7:28 pm - 1 hour 32 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - November 9th in Europe
Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily & Mayes
Big Banana is trying to make their flavoring the new Pumpkin Spice.
After we learned last week that Italy has a surplus of blue crab, now their cheese banks are in crisis and we consider investing in a wheel.
Emily joins late to share her haunted hotel stories.
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14 August 2026, 7:18 pm - 1 hour 8 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Closest Pool To The Ruby Tuesdays
Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach & Mayes
Charlie 'Choo Choo' Justice and a nearly complete set of Leaf trading cards.
Listener Crole unfurls a ripping yarn about being woken up by a visitor in his home.
Italy is having a blue crab crisis, and it is confusing.
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7 August 2026, 6:26 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Socrates On Sniffies
Eden, Mo, Zach, Papa Mayes & Mayes
How many different types of salt do you have in your home?
If Socrates were alive today, would you find him insightful or insufferable?
Do you prefer a stovetop, a grill or an air fryer as your primary cooking method?
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31 July 2026, 8:23 pm - 1 hour 14 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Chips in the Dishwasher
Eden, Colin & Mayes
LeBron James is a Seven Tea Sixer.
We talk Obsession and all of the places Eden will watch a horror movie.
Flavor of the Year + When does afternoon become evening?
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24 July 2026, 5:45 pm - 1 hour 19 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Norma Jean the Butter Queen
Eden, Zach, Katie, Papa Mayes, Emily & Mayes
Papa Mayes returns from Vermont and Katie's been active policing local Facebook groups.
Dill or No Dill through some confusing breads and horrific sushi.
Minnesota State Fair Foods are back and they mostly look delicious.
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17 July 2026, 7:00 pm - 1 hour 10 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Two Bowls of Swamp
Eden, Zach & Mayes
Eden puts the Einspanner Latte at the center of her whiteboard.
We Power Rank breakfast chains, which is really an excuse to complain about Denny's.
What genre of Movies & TV shows can you just not get into?
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3 July 2026, 5:46 pm - 1 hour 17 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Shifting Your Chronotype
Eden, Colin, Emily & Mayes
What would be the most inconvenient time to record the Mailbag?
We check in on Omar's pack opening and ask the important questions about Pokemon card content making.
What real animal looks the fakest?
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26 June 2026, 5:56 pm - 1 hour 24 minutesThe Friday Mailbag - Kids Ruin Everything
Mo, Papa Mayes, Emily, Zach & Mayes
World Cup Mania, Zlatan's love for Zlatan and the American Invasion.
Dill or No Dill bonanza including mountain dew donuts and Australian snack rankings.
What's your favorite fictional band from a movie or TV show?
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