- 29 minutes 5 secondsSCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen”
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site.
CW’s: War, natural disasters, supernatural, body horror
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April 19-22
Plane Jester, JustVi, Billybob, meowmixmk
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-3456 was written by DrBleep.
Script by Daisy McNamara
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Computer - Rissa Montañez
Lopez - Marquiz Moore
Chou - Elissa Park
Command - Bailey Wolfe
Bryans - Damon Alums
Byers - Kayla Temshiv
Harkand - Vic Collins
Dialogue Editor - Sam Stark
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger
Music - Newton Schottelkotte
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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18 June 2026, 6:00 am - 35 minutesSCP-7002: “The Hungry Season”
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted.
Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control
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April 16-18
Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader.
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-7002 was written by bigslothonmyface
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Computer - Rissa Montańez
Dr. Willis - B. Narr
Muyang Zhao - Melissa Lusk
Interviewer - Isaiah Rothstein
Bravo - Mick Wheaton
Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Composer- Newt Schottelkotte
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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11 June 2026, 6:00 am - 23 minutes 5 secondsSCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia
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April 12-15
Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-2467 was written by Dr. Balthazar
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Burch - Nate Dufort
Presley - Elissa Park
Lawrence - Damon Alums
Gallagher - Rissa Montańez
Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Composer- Dana Creasman
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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4 June 2026, 11:01 am - 57 minutes 6 secondsSCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.
Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural.
Patrons
April 7-11
Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-was written by Dino–Draws
Script by Daisy McNamara
Researcher - Liv Smith
Orogenesis.AIC - Lauren Tucker
Narrator - B. Narr
Glen Dennis/ The Thing In the Mine - Giancarlo Herrera
Milton - Chris Harris-Beechey
John Fulmer - Russ More
Genevieve Blatt - Bailey Wolfe
Foreman - Jesse Hall
Miner - Michael Ignacio jr.
Doctor - Hannah Schooner
Agent Rudy Weller - Stephen Indrisano
Agent Rosa Pierce - Rebekah McLoughlin
Agent Glenn Bird - Marquiz Moore
Agent Irene Reed - Janine Bower
Captain Lynn - Karim Kronfli
Director Julian Eden - Nate Dufort
Agent Joyce - Julian Dailey
Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Editing by Chris Harris-Beechey
Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger
Composer - Dana Creasman
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producers - Tom Owen
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28 May 2026, 6:00 am - 32 minutes 50 secondsSCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night.
Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.
Patrons
April 1-6
Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave.
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara.
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Buddy - Stephen Indrisano
D-0522 - Daisy McNamara
Dr. Lee - Kale Brown
Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara
Music and Sound Design - Mattie Roi Berger
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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21 May 2026, 6:00 am - 42 minutes 16 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."
Patrons
Mar 22-31
Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e Pool
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Teddy - David Ault
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Guide - Mike Fielding
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
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14 May 2026, 6:00 am - 25 minutes 56 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"
Patrons
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Mar 15-21
Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Teddy - David Ault
Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein
Research Assistant - Brandon Nguyen
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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12 May 2026, 6:00 am - 23 minutes 10 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"
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Mar 8-14
Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Teddy - David Ault
Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein
Announcement - Rebekah McLoughlin
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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7 May 2026, 6:00 am - 25 minutes 40 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."
Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1
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Mar 1 - 7
USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Jack - Brandon P Jenkins
Scientist - Jesse Hall
Unicorn - Giancarlo Herrera
Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger
Researcher - Brandon Nguyen
D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton
ButtGhost - Isaiah Rothstein
Rodney's Mother - Elissa Park
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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30 April 2026, 6:00 am - 25 minutes 10 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”
Content Warnings: Intoxication.
Patrons
Patrons
Feb 23-28
Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino
Burtkurt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Teddy - David Ault
Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger
Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner
Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe
D-Class - Mick Wheaton
Scientist 1 - Daisy McNamara
Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman
Director- Giancarlo Herrera
Art - Pacific S. Obadiah
Music- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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23 April 2026, 6:00 am - 27 minutes 22 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"
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Feb 6-22
Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten
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SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino
Camera Person - Melissa Lusk
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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