SCP Archives
Bloody FM
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
- 32 minutes 38 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
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Feb 1 - 7
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Teddy - David Ault
Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah
Operator - Hannah Schooner
Mendoza - Rissa Montanez
Mama Urt - Josh Rubino
Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
Elevator - Tal Minear
Speedo Man - Derrick Valen
Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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2 April 2026, 6:00 am - 37 minutes 2 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
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Jan 22 - Jan 31
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Teddy - David Ault
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins
Interviewer - Marquiz Moore
Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger
Mama Urt - Josh Rubino
Little Timmy - Tal Minear
Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
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26 March 2026, 6:00 am - 35 minutes 3 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
Transcript
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Jan 15 - Jan 21
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Teddy - David Ault
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
David - Chris Harris-Beechy
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton
D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein
Chauffer - Rissa Montanez
Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner
Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe
Interviewer - Marquiz Moore
D-12601 - Daisy McNamara
D-12603 - Hannah Schooner
D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah
D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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19 March 2026, 3:24 pm - 31 minutes 33 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
Patrons
Jan 8 - Jan 14
Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Rodney - TJ Berry
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano
Podcast Host - Fay Roberts
D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton
D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein
Elevator - Tal Minear
Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger
Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak
Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding
Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy
Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah
Scientist 2 - B. Narr
Security Guard - Damon Alums
Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
Directing by Giancarlo Herrera
Showruning - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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12 March 2026, 6:00 am - 29 minutes 23 secondsSituationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
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Jan 1 - Jan 7
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Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren - Erika Sanderson
Janice - Kayla Temshiv
Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino
Holmwood - Jordan Cobb
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Jack - Brandon P Jenkins
David - Chris Harris-Beechey
Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano
D-12601 - Daisy McNamara
D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah
D-12603 - Hannah Schooner
D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park
Art by Pacific S. Obadiah
Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger
Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner
Sound Design - Hannah Schooner
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5 March 2026, 7:00 am - 35 minutes 12 secondsPresenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts!
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Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even.
But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams.
Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words
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4 March 2026, 5:25 pm - 1 hour 15 minutesSCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.
Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction
Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.
Patrons
Pt 2 - Dec 22-31
Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
Script by Kevin Whitlock
With content from:
SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow
SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef
SCP-7376 by MontagueETC
Computer - Ben Counter
O5-8 - Kale Brown
O5-5 - Elissa Park
O5-2 - Fay Roberts
Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez
Captain Miller - Vic Collins
Oscar-15 - Damon Alums
Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera
Abel - Nasim Benelkour
Cain - Karim Kronfli
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Music- Newt Schottelkotte
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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26 February 2026, 7:00 am - 53 minutes 22 secondsSCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.
Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment
Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.
Patrons
Pt 1 - Dec 16-21
M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
Script by Kevin Whitlock
With content from:
SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow
SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef
SCP-7376 by MontagueETC
Computer - Ben Counter
Giles.AIC - Kayla Temshiv
O5-8 - Kale Brown
O5-5 - Elissa Park
O5-2 - Fay Roberts
Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez
Private Samson - Russ More
Captain Miller - Vic Collins
Oscar-15 - Damon Alums
Lieutenant McNabb - Hannah Schooner
Abel - Nasim Benelkour
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Music- Newt Schottelkotte
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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24 February 2026, 7:00 am - 21 minutesFeed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.
Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych.
Visit their website: https://theredactedunit.com/
Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord[REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)
Jacob Kane makes a big life change
Starring:
Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane
Athan as Eli Reyes
Dan Morris as The Strict Producer
Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter
Karen Neat as Server
James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord)
Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane
Harlan Guthrie as ■■■
Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■
Ben Akira Spencer as Officer
Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic)
General Show Warnings
Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language.
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21 February 2026, 7:00 am - 39 minutes 4 secondsSCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date.
Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language.
Requested by Evil Guy on Discord.
Patrons
Dec 1 - 15
Sam Rotman, Sinnamoroll, Calla, Beth P, James, Jose Arias, pdxbird, Neil Durkin, Markus Barbossa, Robert Powell, Kit Barlow, Patrick McMillen, Scruffles the World-Eater, Alan Melchor, Rebekka R, fridablomst, Snow Stickel, Dillon Heidenreich, and Matt Martin
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-6504 was written by J. Dune
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Daisy McNamara
Computer - Marquiz Moore
Dr. Tanaka - Melissa Lusk
Lyndhoff - Harlan Guthrie
With Brad Colbroock as Himself.
Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Music- Dana Creasman
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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19 February 2026, 7:00 am - 20 minutes 47 secondsSCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.
Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernatural
Patrons
Nov 23-30
Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Perry, Damian X Face, and Zak Watson!
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-3840 was written by NatVoltaic
Script by Daisy McNamara
Narrator - Elissa Park
Mercier - Kale Brown
Villenueve - Russ More
Subject 2 - Bailey Wolfe
Subject 3 - Chris Harris-Beechey
SCP-3840 - Dustin Parsons
Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Music- Dana Creasman
Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger
Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen
Presented by Bloody FM
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